Batman (1989)

Batman (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Tim Burton borrows from the dark brooding graphic novels of the era and gives us a beautiful, stunningly designed film that digs deep into the psychological recesses of the masks and funny faces

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman Returns (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The second of Tim Burton’s Batman films is even more beautifully dark and glistering than the first, introducing Michelle Pfeiffer as a sizzling Cat Woman and Danny De Vito as a venomous Penguin who respectively own the show

Sin City (2005)

Sin City (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Graphic Novel Adaptation/Ultra-Violent Film Noir Tales

Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novels is groundbreaking and one of the most visually adventurous films in years. A trio of film noir-styled tales where he sets out to replicate the look of Miller’s comic panels

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Deformity/Historical Romance

The finest screen adaptation of Victor Hugo’s oft-filmed historical novel. This is visually stunning and featuring an awards-worthy performance from Charles Laughton as the malformed Quasimodo

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Christopher Nolan brought the cinematic Batman franchise back to life with Batman Begins and here expands it into something amazing. The show is capped off by Heath Leder’s towering Academy Award winning performance as The Joker

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

The Phantom of the Opera (1925) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The first and still the best version of the story. Made when The Phantom was a horror story rather than a weepie romance, everything from Lon Chaney’s performance to the amazing Gothic design and directorial set-pieces is classic

The Man Who Laughs (1928)

The Man Who Laughs (1928) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Historical Horror/Man With a Frozen Grin

Adaptation of a Victor Hugo historical novel about a man with his face surgically altered into a grin – an image that later inspired Batman’s The Joker. This has clearly been intended to imitate Lon Chaney’s grotesque performances of this era and is exquisitely made by the great Paul Leni

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disfigued Madman's Campy Revenge

Droll, elegant camp masterpiece with Vincent Price giving the best performance of his life as a deformed madman employing the Biblical Plagues of Egypt as a motif to take revenge against the surgeons who killed his wife

Creep (2004)

Creep (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Deformed Creature in the London Underground

A tense and well sustained horror with Franka Potente trapped in the London Underground after hours and menaced by a deformed creature that lurks in the tunnels

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Phantom of the Opera Rock Musical Parody

Predating The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Brian De Palma conducts a very funny parody of The Phantom of the Opera (and several other horror films) as a glitter rock musical

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The Dark Knight is a hard act to follow and Christopher Nolan almost does but not quite. The story keeps Batman off-screen for half the film. Tom Hardy’s Bane dominates the show, while Catwoman is surprisingly subdued

Deadpool (2016)

Deadpool (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero

Maybe the smartest and wittiest of the modern Marvel Comics adaptations, this takes every opportunity to deflate its own seriousness, not to mention frequently breaks the fourth wall with side-splitting results

The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival – North (1999)

Rating: ★★★★
Festival of H.P. Lovecraft Short Films

A festival of H.P. Lovecraft short films held in Vancouver, which display a quality and faithfulness to the original texts that far outstrips the professional efforts being made elsewhere

Eyes Without a Face (1959)

Eyes Without a Face (Les Yeux Sans Visage) (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Killer Surgeon

Classic French thriller about a mad surgeon who abducts women to graft their faces onto his disfigured daughter. The film has a rare visual poetry combined with moments of horror that are still effective decades later

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973)

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

The second of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, an Arabian Nights adventure. Made as a vehicle for Harryhausen’s stop-motion effects, which are stunning. Everything about the film is classic

Frankenstein (2011)

Frankenstein (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Frankenstein Stage Adaptation

Danny Boyle’s stage adaptation, broadcast live on movie screens, wrings up some unique changes on the classic tale. The role of Frankenstein and creation alternated between Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

Bride of Frankenstein (1935) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Universal Frankenstein Sequel

The first sequel to the 1931 Boris Karloff Frankenstein, which many prefer to the original. Director James Whale comes into his element and provides a whole other level of droll humour that the first film did not have

Freaks (1932)

Freaks (1932) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Human Deformities

Shock film in which director Tod Browning depicts the lives of the deformities at a circus, casting real-life freaks in the roles. This was banned for many years before being discovered as a cult classic

Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

Batman The Killing Joke (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novel, one of the most famous comic-book titles of all time. The notoriously cranky Moore need have no reason to shun this film version, which recreates his work right down to preserving his dialogue and replicating the set-up of individual panels

300 (2007)

300 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasticised Historical Battle/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the classic Frank Miller graphic novel about the Greek battle of Thermopylae. In replicating the look of the original’s panels, Snyder pushes what would otherwise be a standard historical film into something extraordinarily stylised and fantastic

Darkman (1990)

Darkman (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Disfigured Avenging Superhero

Sam Raimi created one of the few original screen superheroes with Darkman, essentially a superhero film where The Joker (by way of The Phantom of the Opera) is the hero of the piece

Looks That Kill (2020)

Looks That Kill (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teen With a Face That Kills People Comedy

A film about a teen whose face kills anyone who looks at him. This is a romantic comedy that overspills with originality, quirkiness and a really dark sense of humour.

The Dance of Reality (2013)

The Dance of Reality (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Autobiography

The first film in 24 years from Alejandro Jodorowsky, a surreal journey through his own childhood. Gone is Jodorowsky, the mad prophet of El Topo, replaced by a warm, wryly self-reflexive Jodorowsky looking back in on his own life

Raggedy Man (1981)

Raggedy Man (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★½
WWII Smalltown Romance/Hick Psychos

Beautifully shot Sissy Spacek starring work of American nostalgia set in rural 1940s Texas that takes a turn into Southern Gothic in its last quarter

Heartless (2009)

Heartless (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pacts with a Possible Devil Figure

Fascinating British film about pacts with an ambiguous Devil figure. The film largely exists to push protagonist Jim Sturgess into as many morally uncomfortable places as possible

Strange Circus (2005)

Strange Circus (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Twisted Disfigurement Story

Japanese director Shion Sono has emerged as an increasingly worthwhile name in recent years. This is an admirably twisted and perverse work that leaves you quite flabbergasted

The Field Guide to Evil (2018)

The Field Guide to Evil (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Anthology

From the producers of the ABCs of Death films, a further horror anthology where nine directors from around the world deliver eight episodes based on the folklore of their region

The Funhouse (1981)

The Funhouse (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Carnival Horror House Slasher

Tobe Hooper makes a slasher film that is well above the average and one of his better films. Taking place in a carnival haunted house, Hooper shakes the slasher tropes up with undeniably freakish effect at times

The Machinist (2004)

The Machinist (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anorexia, Sleeplessness and Reality Blurrings

Fascinating film from Brad Anderson where Christian Bale is subject to a series of reality blurrings. What hangs over the show most of all is Bale’s intensely physical performance for which he lost a third of his body weight to turn himself into an anorexic shell of a human

Late Bloomer (2004)

Late Bloomer (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Handicapped Serial Killer

A disturbing Japanese film about a man in a motorised wheelchair (played by a real disabled actor) who turns serial killer and begins to enact revenge for petty injustices

Son of Frankenstein (1939)

Son of Frankenstein (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Universal Frankenstein Sequel

The third of Universal’s Frankenstein films, the last to feature Boris Karloff as the monster and the last good entry before the sequels became formulaic. Shot with the clear influence of German Expressionism, this is filled with memorable characters and some great performances

Popcorn (1991)

Popcorn (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Movie Theatre Slasher/Genre Homages

Surprisingly good modern slasher film set in a movie theatre during a festival of old horror films. The films come with surprisingly affectionate and well done recreations of old gimmick films, and the slasher sequences a more than reasonable style

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Graphic Novel Adaptation/Ultra-Violent Film Noir Tales

Robert Rodriguez makes his return to Frank Miller’s classic film noir-styled graphic novels. You keep expecting this to hit in with the astonishing freshness the first film did. Rodriguez and Miller give us more of the same amazing visuals but there is the feeling it is no longer original and new

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Space Opera

The last of George Lucas’s Star Wars prequel trilogy and the last opportunity for him to get it right, which he generally does. The effects are expert but are not allowed to dominate as much as they did previously and the focus has come back onto the story and Anakin’s transformation into Darth Vader

Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Punisher: War Zone (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Vigilante

The Punisher (2004) with Thomas Jane was a dud among the 2000s Marvel Comics adaptations. Here the role is recast with Ray Stevenson and director Lexi Alexander gets the dark, violent tone of the comic-book right

Ghost Story of Yotsuya (1959)

Ghost Story of Yotsuya (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Japanese ghost story based on a kabuki play that has been filmed numerous times. Much more character and story driven than modern kaidan eiga, this builds to a grim and spooky climax with undeniable effect

The Raven (1935)

The Raven (1935) poster
Rating: ★★★
Demented Edgar Allan Poe Fan

An entertainingly madcap screen pairing of Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi with the latter as a Poe-obsessed surgeon who has built a house of Poe-inspired torture devices

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

The Phantom of the Opera (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madman Beneath the Opera House

Dario Argento takes on The Phantom and welcomely rescues it from musical romance and returns it to being a horror film. Despite a beautifully mounted production, Julian Sands’ Phantom is too weak and wimpy

The Phantom of the Opera (1989)

The Phantom of the Opera (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Time Travel

On the back of popularity of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical and the Elm Street films, Robert Englund was cast in this version where the emphasis is on the slasher element, which works far better than you might think

House of Wax (2005)

House of Wax (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wax Museum Slasher

Despite borrowing the title, this has the no connection to the 1953 film with Vincent Price as a mad waxworks curator and is a modern slasher film. Nevertheless, director Jaume Collet-Serra does come up with some very inventive dispatches

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (1956)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1956) poster
Rating: ★★★
Deformity/Historical Romance

Largely overlooked, this is the first version of the story in colour and has a lavishness that the previous versions lacked. On the minus side, Anthony Quinn’s Quasimodo is no more than a simpleton lacking in pathos

The Perfection (2018)

The Perfection (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Classic Music Students' Twisted Rivalry

Quite the most insane film I have seen in recent memory. The rivalry between two classical music students reminds of Black Swan albeit wound up to the histrionic level of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, all added to the most pleasingly twisty mess-with-your assumptions script

I Married a Strange Person (1997)

I Married a Strange Person (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bizarre Surrealist Animation

A quite indescribable animated film from the great Bill Pympton, this largely consists of a series of bizarre and surreal, often outrageous, transformations and juxtapositions

Tarantula (1955)

Tarantula (1955) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Spider

Them! had created the 1950s fad for giant atomically enlarged insects. Here Jack Arnold, one of the most celebrated genre directors of the 1950s, makes a giant spider film and much better than most of the era’s other giant bug films

Night Monster (1942)

Night Monster (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★
Murder Mystery/Lurking Monster

Entertaining and quite well made potboiler with Bela Lugosi and Lionel Atwill skulking around a big old mansion as someone or thing starts killing people off

Mr. Sardonicus (1961)

Mr. Sardonicus (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man With a Frozen Grin

Another of the films from gimmick master William Castle – a classic work of Grand Guignol in its story of a man with a permanently frozen Joker-like grin, which Castle fills with memorable shock effects

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992)

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Psycho Cop

The third of the Maniac Cop films had production problems and now feels more like a regular slasher film, although is still boosted by a characteristically witty Larry Cohen script

Nightmare Cinema (2018)

Nightmare Cinema (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

A above average entry in the recent trend of horror anthologies featuring episodes from different directors, including Joe Dante and Mick Garris, featuring at least a couple of standout entries

Highwaymen (2004)

Highwaymen (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cat and Mouse Game with a Killer on the Backroads

Robert Harmon made the classic The Hitcher, but failed to ever follow up on it. This is the sole work that ever came close – a beautifully tense series of games between Jim Caviezel and a motorised killer on the backroads

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013)

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Tsui Hark delivers a prequel to his 2010 Detective Dee film. This takes the character back far more to his original nature as a Chinese equivalent of Sherlock Holmes. That is if you can imagine Sherlock Holmes taking place as a flying swordsman film filled with sea monsters and wildly fantastic martial combat scenes (*)

Amsterdamned (1988)

Amsterdamned (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Prowls the Canals of Amsterdam

Fine thriller about the hunt for a frogman serial killer prowling the canals of Amsterdam. The police procedural plot is not so important as the entertaining dispatches and some of the finest action sequence of the 1980s

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012)

Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part I (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

The first of a two-part animated adaptation of the classic graphic novel ever written. The film lacks the same impact because, firstly, it is an incomplete story, and secondly, Frank Miller’s ideas have now become so much part of the modern Batman

Beauty (2004)

Beauty (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Beauty and the Beast

A quite enjoyable attempt to modernise the story of Beauty and the Beast with Martin Clunes as a disfigured reclusive aristocrat and Sienna Guillory as a plumber who connects with him

Beauty Water (2020)

Beauty Water (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Extreme Beauty Product

South Korean-made anime that takes a dive into horror grotesquerie in the story of a beauty product that offers to reshape flesh and a girl who becomes obsessed with it

Big Man on Campus (1989)

Big Man on Campus (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Hunchback of Notre Dame Comedy

An amiable comedy that relocates the basic story of The Hunchback of Notre Dame to a modern American campus about the taming of a scruffy hunchback who lives in the university belltower

Boxing Helena (1993)

Boxing Helena (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sexual Obsession and Amputation

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directs a film about a surgeon who abducts a woman and amputates her limbs to make her love him. A critical bomb, it is a not uninteresting work about woman’s desire handled with more taste than you would think

The Brain That Wouldn’t Die (1962)

The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★
Decapitated Head/Mad Scientist

Classic Z budget film about a severed head in a laboratory that has plenty to place it in the bad movie category but is made with such a perverse panache that it is hard to dislike

Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996)

Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Avenging Superhero

This was the second and better of the two video-released sequels to Sam Raimi’s Darkman starring Arnold Vosloo in the title role. This adds a much more interestingly complex plot to the mix

Circus of Horrors (1960)

Circus of Horrors (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho Surgeon-Circus Master

Fascinatingly sordid film from the early days of the English horror cycle in which Anton Diffring is a mad surgeon obsessed with facial disfiguration hiding as a circus master and arranging a series of circus-themed deaths for his failed experiments

Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017)

Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
British Backwoods Brutality

British director Charlie Steeds delivers a well tuned homage to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre that gets it right in ways that most of the Texas Chainsaw sequels don’t

Maniac Cop (1988)

Maniac Cop (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disfigured Psycho Cop

The first in a series of films starring Robert Z’dar as an hulking, deformed ex-cop seeking revenge. Not as effective as the sequels but is lifted above the routine by a quirky Larry Cohen script

Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)

Santo in the Wax Museum (1963) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs Mad Waxworks Curator

One of the films featuring the Mexican masked wrestler Santo. A rehash of Mystery of the Wax Museum/House of Wax with Santo facing a mad waxworks curator who is using human bodies as exhibits

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009)

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anthology of Frankenstein Short Films

A series of short film interpretations of the Frankenstein story, with interpretations ranging from BDSM to kung fu and modern police procedural

The Blood Rose (1970)

The Blood Rose (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Continental Gothic/Mad Surgery

Influenced by the classic Eyes Without a Face, this is a work of French Gothic about an aristocrat trying to find the right woman to use her face for his disfigured wife

Beastly (2011)

Beastly (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
High-School Version of Beauty and the Beast

The interesting idea of the fairytale Beauty and the Beast retold in a modern high school setting. Despite itself, the film manages to wring a reasonable sincerity out of the premise

Frankenstein Reborn (2005)

Frankenstein Reborn (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Modernised Frankenstein

One of the early films from The Asylum, this offers a modernised retelling of Frankenstein where some interesting attempts to find modern-day equivalents for parts of the story befall one of their usual low-budgets

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The third of the Mortal Kombat animated films. This abandons inter-dimensional kombat and takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, focused around the blind swordsman Kenshi

Basket Case 2 (1990)

Basket Case 2 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Psychotic Siamese Twin/Gonzo Deformities

Frank Henenlotter takes the commercial route and makes a sequel to his no-budget cult film. A bigger budget allows the film to become a comic variant on Freaks featuring a series of way-out makeup effects

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

300: Rise of an Empire (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Fantasticised Historical Battle

Less a 300 sequel or prequel than a parallel story, this offers much the same as before but in 3D and with naval instead of land combat. Seeing Zack Snyder’s amazing visuals repeated all over again, all the poses and hyper-masculinity now seem to bubble with an inherent risibility.

The Phantom of the Opera (1990)

The Phantom of the Opera (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

Lush tv mini-series with Charles Dance as the Phantom, this stands too much in the shadow of the then recent Lloyd Webber musical and its making The Phantom into a romantic figure as opposed to a horror icon