2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

This is a killer shark film that is not taking itself too seriously. In their pursuit for the most absurd monster movie title, The Asylum have managed to get the balance of cheap effects and tongue-in-cheek treatment down near perfectly. The first in a series from The Asylum where each sequel added more heads.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009)

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film

Completely insane Japanese film that wades in gore while playing everything up at a level of demented cartoonish absurdity. Possibly the most delirious movie-watching fun it is possible to have

The VelociPastor (2018)

The VelociPastor (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Priest Who Transforms Into a Dinosaur

Inspired by an autoccorrect error, this is deliberately ridiculous film about a priest who transforms into a dinosaur to fight evil, A film made with a full awareness of its own absurdities where the ineptitude of the shoestring effects adds to the charm.

Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006)

Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

This is exactly what it sounds like – a blend of werewolf film and the women in prison exploitation genre with expectedly lurid and entertaining focus. A film that makes no pretence it is being serious, which actually becomes its redeeming quality

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017)

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017) poster
Rating:
Nazi Werewolf Experiments

I was hooked into watching the film from the sensationalism from the title but this is a disappointment due to the attempts to provide World War II setting and werewolf transformation effects on a low budget

Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead (2011)

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Horror/Zombie Ass Parasites

Completely insane gonzo Japanese horror that feels like it is made by a mad scat fetishist involving parasites that emerge out of people’s asses. The film is driven by its outrageously perverse imagery but for all that is haphazard and incoherent when it comes to explanatory rationale

Zombiechrist (2010)

Rating:
Resurrected Jesus on the Rampage

Bill Zebub is a micro-budgeted filmmaker who contends to be the most offensive filmmaker of all time. Yes, the film features a zombie Jesus who spends his time violating women who parade in a state of undress