Watchers (1988)

Watchers (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Intelligent Dog/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

Dean R. Koontz adaptation in which Corey Haim adopts an unusually intelligent dog unaware it is part of a genetically engineered killing machine. Produced by Roger Corman who spun out a series of sequels.

Weird Science (1985)

Weird Science (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Two Geeks Create the Perfect Woman

John Hughes cornered a certain 80s market on teen angst with films like The Breakfast Club. He also made this head-scratching oddity in which two nerds create the perfect woman

The Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman (1971)

The Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf vs a Resurrected Vampire Countess

The third of Spanish star Paul Naschy’s films about the werewolf Waldemar Daninsky. This becomes a crossover where Daninsky meets up to fight Countess Bathory

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

The first two of these films did ingenious things but now the inspiration is showing through and these films are starting to seem more like a personal fantasy on the director’s part

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Wicked: For Good (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Musical/The Wizard of Oz Prequel

The second half of the film adaptation of the musical Wicked. This essentially operates as Wizard of Oz fanfiction and substantially wrenches the characters and backstories from the 1939 film out of shape to write its own story

The Wolverine (2013)

The Wolverine (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
X-Men Spinoff Film

While this received a good deal of fan buzz, I must admit to being disappointed. It strips much of the superheroics and mutant cameos of the other X-Men films until it feels more like a Westerner in Japan thriller like Black Rain or even a routine film noir plot that happens to be cast with Wolverine

Along With the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018)

Along with the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
The Trials of the Afterlife

Sequel to the hit Korean film Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds about a journey of redemption through the afterlife. This is a much better polished effort than its predecessor

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Children’s Character

Yes, someone made a horror version of the much loved children’s character. Imagine The Texas Chain Saw Massacre where Leatherface has been replaced by Winnie-the-Pooh

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024)

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Children’s Character

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey offered a horror version of the much loved children’s character. This is more of the same with a bigger budget

Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016)

Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
War Between Heaven and Hell Rock Musical

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman makes a rock musical about a war between a gaudily exotic Heaven and Hell. A full-length expansion of Bousman’s earlier short film

Allegiant (2016)

Allegiant (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult Dystopian Future

The Divergent series is a fundamentally implausible scenario for people that think horoscopes are a profound insight into human nature. This is the most interesting of the films and gives us an imaginative future world

Witchboard 2 (1993)

Witchboard 2 (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
Malevolent Spirit Conjured by an Ouija Board

Way back before Blumhouse’s Ouija and the subsequent cheap ouija-titled films, there was the 80s horror Witchboard, which proved popular enough that it produced two sequels starting with this

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero (2016)

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Superhero Mockumentary

Sequel to one of the few original (ie. non comic-book) superhero films of the 2010s. this takes the interesting route of telling it as a investigative tv report into someone killing off all the superheroes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

The concluding chapter of the third trilogy of Star Wars films. After the critically divided The Last Jedi, J.J. Abrams opts for a return to the safety of familiarity and nostalgia

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

Star Wars The Clone Wars (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera/Animation

Theatrical spinoff from the Star Wars prequels, released to introduce the popular animated series. This shows it is time for George Lucas to move beyond recycling something that was successful three decades ago

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2003)

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
War with Aliens/Alien Body Snatchers

Passable video-released Starship Troopers sequel the heads more in the direction of a body snatchers film. Directed by Phil Tippett

Camp Blood 2 (2000)

Camp Blood 2 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The second entry in a surprisingly prolific series of low-budget films – currently running to fifteen films – that homage the 1980s slasher film

Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017)

Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
War with Aliens/Anime

The fifth of the films in the series begun with Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Troopers. The best of the series was the previous entry Starship Troopers: Invasion where they turned it over to anime director Shinji Aramaki. This is a sequel to that, although the same mix fails to work again

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Deadly Infection

Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever had a surefire premise – a series of gory meltdowns with tongue planted in cheek. It is a puzzle then why two sequels, despite reasonable directors at the wheel, have managed to completely miss these basics

The Stepford Wives (1975)

The Stepford Wives (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Android Housewife Replacements

Ira Levin’s original novel wherein the men of a town replace their wives with subservient android duplicates seems to have its satiric point blunted when it comes to the film adaptation

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

Captain America: Brave New World (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The fourth Captain America film, where Anthony Mackie now takes over the shield and costume. And you really need to have been following MCU continuity to make sense of much of what is going on

Stir of Echoes: The Awakening (2007)

Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Gulf War Vet Receives Visions

Stir of Echoes was a spookily effective film. Alas in this sequel, we go from Kevin Bacon as a medium to Rob Lowe as a haunted Iraq War veteran amid a series of routine pop-up scares

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Hero/Animation

Video-released spinoff of the Toy Story films featuring Buzz Lightyear in an adventure. Although released under the Pixar name, the animation is all cheaply produced by a Chinese studio

Storm Warriors (2009)

Storm Warriors (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

The Pang Brothers are some of the most exciting genre directors in the world. Here they take on the Wu Xia film and make a sequel to The Storm Riders that feels fuelled by too many viewings of 300

Strange New World (1975)

Strange New World (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Cryogenic Sleepers Awake in a Post-Apocalyptic World

The third of the films based around Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s Genesis II concept where a cryogenic sleeper awakes in a post-apocalyptic world

The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)

The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Home Invasion and Brutality

The Strangers has been cited as one of the best horror films of the 2000s. This sequel emerges as a by-the-numbers entry that plays out no differently than a generic teen slasher film

Stripped to Kill (1987)

Stripped to Kill (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Undercover in a Strip Club Psycho-Thriller

The very first film with the plot of a woman cop going undercover in a strip club. The police procedural plot and psycho element takes a very clear backseat to the stripper set-pieces, some of which are imaginatively staged. On the plus side, the film is directed by a woman

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera/Man Unfrozen in the Future

In the aftermath of Star Wars, the comic-book/serial hero was revived in this heavily Star Wars influenced remake that was released theatrically and then served as the pilot of a tv series

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

A disappointing end to George Lucas’s original Star Wars trilogy. The script lazily wraps up loose ends while sidelining the new characters introduced the last time, and the climax rehashes the climaxes of the two other films

Children of the Damned (1964)

Children of the Damned (1964) poster
Rating: ★★
Telepathic Children

The sequel to Village of the Damned, this makes the mistake of humanising the cold alienness of the children and taking their side against humanity, losing much of the stark effect of the original

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Pagan Child Cult

Quite who the audience for these Children of the Corn films is that they keep making more of them is a mystery. This was the fifth of eleven films and at least better than the last two entries

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

Children of the Corn II: The Deadly Sacrifice (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Pagan Child Cult

The second of the films spun off from the Stephen King short story. This is better that its predecessor, premised around a series of novelty deaths and offering some explanations for what is happening

Spiders (2000)

Spiders (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Spiders

In a whole bunch of ways this – plausibility being a big one of them – is a bad film. On the other hand, it does boast an entertaining array of giant spiders all emerged from a space shuttle crash

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Talking Animal Spy Capers

Cats & Dogs was amiable but this sequel struggles against the irritatingly cutsie elements that have come to dominate this mini-genre of live-action talking animals films

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

The second of George Lucas’s Stars Wars prequels is no particular improvement. The romance is stiff and awkward, badly written while the effects sequences seem to be running out of new things to do and so just up the scale of what has happened before with so much going on it reaches a point of visual overload

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Adventures Inside a Videogame

The third in the series is no longer even a Spy Kids film but a Virtual Reality videogame film. Robert Rodriguez has some fun creating the virtual worlds but the parody that the other films engaged in is missing

Category 6: Day of Destruction (2004)

Category 6: Day of Destruction (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Superstorm/Disaster Mini-Series

A disaster tv mini-series about the most powerful storm in recorded history descending on Chicago just as a hacker disables the power grid. Most of this plays by the cliches of the genre.

Stake Land II (2016)

Stake Land II (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Apocalyptic World of Vampires

Stake Land, set in a beautifully wintry post-holocaust world where vampires had taken over, one of the best films from Glass Eye Pix. This is a sequel that reunites most of the same elements from the original but fails to ignite them as memorably as the first film did

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Adventures

J.J. Abrams revives the Star Trek franchise by recasting it with younger faces and rewriting continuity. But in the appeal to a hipper, sexier vibe, it feels a long way from Gene Roddenberry’s creation – nowhere in evidence is the original’s concern with galactic politics and social issues of the day

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

For supposedly the Paranormal Activity series final entry, this offer the novelty of the first Found Footage film in 3D – a gimmick that signals the series is out of fresh ideas. Moreover, the series’ look via watching security cameras has been de-emphasised in favour of another CGI driven ghost story

Star Trek: Beyond (2016)

Star Trek Beyond (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Adventures

Gene Roddenbery created a tv series that was about boldly going, confronting different ways of life. The choice to hire the director of The Fast and the Furious films to helm the film made for the show’s 50th anniversary says how wrong-headed the reboot series has become – all about cool young leads and hurtling effects sequences

Cars 3 (2017)

Cars 3 (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Talking Vehicles

Another of the weaker sequels that Pixar seem determined to churn out. This lacks the fun among the anthropomorphic vehicles that its predecessors had with a hardly inspiring story about its hero feeling old and over-the-hill

Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Star Trek: Generations (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Adventures

The first of the Star Trek: The Next Generation films is an odd affair that seems like a routine episode of the series that accidentally gained a big-screen budget. This crosses over with Classic Trek where William Shatner mugs his way through a grand old airing of Captain Kirk

Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Adventures

I had mixed feelings about J.J. Abrams’ reboot of Star Trek This time around the actors seem more at home in the characters and the plot works a good deal better (for the most part), while Abrams creates a hurtling effects spectacle that is the most action-oriented of the Trek films

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

George Lucas’s return to the Star Wars series after a sixteen year absence and a build-up rivaled only by the Second Coming. Instead most audiences went away disappointed. Lucas has used the interim to push the technology to its heights but the story and characters are lacking

The Sum of All Fears (2002)

The Sum of All Fears (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Nuclear Terrorism/Tom Clancy Adaptation

Fourth of the Tom Clancy Jack Ryan films, which performs a confusing continuity reset to recast the role with the younger Ben Affleck. The film’s release was delayed by 9/11, which makes the plot about nuclear terrorism on US soil seems absurdly tame in retrospect

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

The second live-action Turtles film is a disappointment. The Turtles are infectiously enjoyable characters but the script has an indifferent laziness, while parental concerns over violence have mandated that the fight scenes be watered down to an absurd level

The Black Rider: Revelation Road (2014)

The Black Rider: Revelation Road (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Film in the Aftermath of The Rapture

The third Revelation Road film, this offers the bizarre novelty of a faith-based Mad Max copy with divinely inspired action hero David A.R. White cruising the post-apocalyptic wastelands in the aftermath of The Rapture

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero

The MCU’s sequel to Black Panther. This offers the peculiarity of a work in which the superhero of the title never actually appears and is instead set around his absence following the death of Chadwick Boseman

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Time-Travelling Killer Androids

The sixth Terminator film that boasts the return of both James Cameron and Linda Hamilton to the franchise. After the troughs of Terminator: Genisys, this makes one forget about the last three sequels

Terminator Salvation (2009)

Terminator Salvation (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
War Against the Machines

The fourth Terminator film is slightly better than you would expect of something directed by the empty-headed McG. There are some undeniably spectacular action sequences, although the film still stands too much in the shadow of what has gone before

Teen Wolf (1985)

Teen Wolf (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Werewolf Comedy

This lamely updates I Was a Teenage Werewolf to the 1980s high school, strips all horror elements and has Michael J. Fox’s transformation be regarded as an instant injection of cool. The result was a surprising hit

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991)

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Slackers in the Afterlife

The sequel to Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure where the first film’s humour gets lost amid repetition and blown up by a big-budget. William Sadler’s Death however proves a scene-stealer

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Bill and Ted Face the Music (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Time-Travelling Slackers Reach Middle-Age

The two time-travelling slackers are back after nearly thirty years and the film amusingly sees them having reached uneasy middle-age. But was the wait worth it?

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

The third of the MCU’s Thor films. This time Kiwi director Taikia Waititi gives much more of a comedic emphasis where you get the impression the intention has been to push the film in the direction of Guardians of the Galaxy. On the other hand, the superheroics are routine

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Afterlife Comedy

After 36 years and several abortive attempts, Tim Burton, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder reunite to make a sequel to Beetlejuice, but the essentials that fired up the young Burton now feel as they come by the numbers

3 from Hell (2019)

3 from Hell (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Family of Psychos

Rob Zombie is back,, making the third in his trilogy of Firefly films following House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects. It is all fairly much the same as before where Zombie’s sympathies are cleanly with the family of psychopaths and their murderous rampage.

Beast of Blood (1971)

Beast of Blood (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Filipino Exploitation Film/Mad Scientist

Third of the Filipino-shot Blood Island films. This has a slow first half before getting to what we expect of a Filipino monster movie – an overacting mad scientist, a cheesy monster, schlocky gore and gratuitous toplessness