One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

The last really good animated film made during Walt Disney’s lifetime and for the next couple of decades. Filled with cuddly anthropomorphism and charmed delights

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Dognapping Villainness

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

One Missed Call (2003)

One Missed Call (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Cult director Takashi Miike jumps aboard the J-horror fad of the 2000s and makes a Ringu copy that substitutes haunted videos for haunted cellphone calls. Two sequels and an English-language remake followed

One Missed Call 2 (2005)

One Missed Call 2 (2005) poster
Rating:
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Sequel to the Japanese original, not the English-language remake. This quickly forgets about haunted phonecalls and becomes even more of a copy of Ring, the inspiration of the original, and fails at generating spooky atmosphere

Open Water (2003)

Open Water (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stranded in a Sea of Sharks/True Story

A true story about a couple on a diving expedition who are accidentally stranded in a sea of sharks. A minimalist film, shot almost completely at sea, that works up incredibly raw tension

Ouija (2014)

Ouija (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Ouija Board Unleashes a Malevolent Spirit

Blumhouse horror film based around the Parker Brothers boardgame. Modern multiplex horror films don’t come more generic than this. On the other hand, you cannot deny that debuting director Stiles White creates some occasionally quite spooky moments, it’s just that the rest of the show comes entirely by the numbers

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

Ouija Origin of Evil (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Ouija Board Unleashes Malevolent Spirits

Blumhouse’s Ouija didn’t get many good reviews but they proceeded with a prequel here. This is automatically the better film from the outset by employing Mike Flanagan, behind amazing works like Absentia, Hush and The Haunting of Hill House, as director, even if it comes out as one of Flanagan’s lesser works

Outpost: Black Sun (2012)

Outpost: Black Sun (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

Outpost was a solid and reasonably effective rehashing of the Nazi zombie theme; this was the first of two sequels. The first had a formula that seems difficult to mess up but this does – it’s over half the film before we get zombies after which we get Just the Same As Before and little more

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013)

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Wizard of Oz Prequel

Sam Raimi’s prequel to The Wizard of Oz is now; the story of how a conman fools an entire land rather than of an innocent girl just trying to find her way home. The reconceptualisation of Oz comes with a colourful sweep

Pacific Rim (2013)

Pacific Rim (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Mecha Robots vs Giant Monsters

Giant mecha robots beating the crap out of giant monsters – what’s not to like? In comparison to the Transformers films, Guillermo Del Toro looks to find the soul of the robot jock – in essence, Transformers for grown-ups

Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

Rating: ★★
Giant Mecha Robots

Pacific Rim wasn’t Guillermo Del Toro’s best film but it was a fun attempt to imagine giant Japanese mecha robots battling giant monsters. This is a sequel but without Del Toro it is reduced to no more than one of Michael Bay’s Transformers films

The Pact (2012)

The Pact (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunting and Serial Killer

Modestly effective film about a haunted suburban house. Debuting director Nicholas McCarthy produces a number of accomplished and eerie scares that stand him as a promising new name. The film weakens in the last act when trying to tie everything together with an improbable rationale

The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Serial Killer

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?

Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Talking Bear

From the awful slapstick-heavy trailer, the prospects for this seem dismal – less Paddington Bear than a reprise of the live-action Yogi Bear. The finished result confounds expectation and the story of a small unassuming bear at large in the world comes full of considerable charm

Paddington 2 (2017)

Rating: ★★★
Talking Bear

Sequel to the 2014 film based on the much loved children’s books … This comes with exactly the same mix of silliness, overblown slapstick and sweetness that made the first film work – albeit on a more elaborate budget – and succeeds with the same winning charms

Paranormal Activity (2007)

Paranormal Activity (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

No-budget film that became a word of mouth hit, spawned a series of sequels and sparked off the Found Footage fascination that took over the 2010s. Unlike most of the films that followed, Oren Peli creates a creepingly chill atmosphere and some undeniable jumps

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Paranormal Activity series still manages to produce a reasonable amount of eerie scares and jumps a third time around, although by now the claim to still being found footage is starting to strain credulity

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Paranormal Activity series has had a better run than most horror franchises up until now but the cracks are starting to show through here. This feels like it is straining to find some new way to do the familiar moves but fails to provide anything unexpected or original

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

For supposedly the Paranormal Activity series final entry, this offer the novelty of the first Found Footage film in 3D – a gimmick that signals the series is out of fresh ideas. Moreover, the series’ look via watching security cameras has been de-emphasised in favour of another CGI driven ghost story

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Film/Possession

Less another sequel than a spinoff of the Paranormal Activity series, this takes place with Latino characters and in a whole different culture and socio-economic strata. While this gives the series a face change, everything else it feels like the shuffling of a well-worn deck of plot cards

Paranormal Entity (2009)

Paranormal Entity (2009) poster
Rating: ½
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Asylum’s answer to Paranormal Activity Oren Peli made his film for $15,000, which is about as cheap as it is possible to make a film; this manages to look even cheaper – simply someone wandering around with a camcorder that is at best aimed in the general direction of things happening

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

Parasyte Part 2 (2015)

Parasyte Part 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Parasyte Part 1 was a manga adaptation filled with wild effects sequences. This sequel is an even better film that expands the characters and ideas in quite fascinating directions

Passionate Revenge (1996)

Passionate Revenge/Friedn of the Family II (1996)
Rating: ★½
Female Stalker/Erotica

Low-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a softcore variation on Fatal Attraction with a vengeful Shauna O’Brien obtaining a job as the babysitter with the married man who jilted her

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Overgrown Adolescent's Nonsense Adventures

Pee-Wee Herman is someone who polarises crowds to love or extreme hate. The was the first film from Tim Burton who seems charmingly attuned to the kitsch banality of Pee-Wee’s universe

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Spy Capers

This spinoff from the Madagascar films is a lot more fun that I was anticipating – how could you dislike a film with John Malkovich as an octopus super-villain? Essentially cast as a spy parody, the film has a gonzo insanity that hits in with a manic delirium

Peninsula (2020)

Peninsula (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Train to Busan Sequel/Zombie Film

Yeon Sang-ho makes a sequel to his international breakout zombie film hit of Train to Busan, appropriating the basics of Escape to New York to good ends

Percy (1971)

Percy (1971) poster
Rating:
Penis Transplant Comedy

Popular entry among the early 1970s spate of British sex comedies featuring Hywell Bennett as the recipient of the world’s first penis transplant. Mostly this serves as an excuse to string a series of sexual encounters together.

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

Chris Columbus seeks to emulate the success of the Harry Potter films with this adaptation of a Young Adult series about the children of Greek gods. The film falls apart due to Columbus’s typical banal cues and effects overkill

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Perdita Durango (1997)

Perdita Durango (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Outlaw Lovers/Santeria Sorceror

Spinoff of characters featured in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart and a greatly underrated film for Alex de la Iglesia. this pushes into even darker and more anarchic places than Lynch did, featuring outlaw lovers who are black sorcerers on a trail of murder and kidmap

Perfect Prey (1998)

Perfect Prey (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer Thriller

When the Bough Breaks was one of the better 1990s serial killer thrillers; though it didn’t need it, this is a sequel, albeit with a completely different cast. While the original was clever, this falls into drawing too much from The Silence of the Lambs, the inspiration behind both films

Pet Sematary (2019)

Pet Sematary (2019) poster
Rating:
Resurrection of the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation

Remake of the Stephen King novel that opened to very divided reaction. The surprise about the film is bar one central aspect it is surprisingly faithful to the book. On the other hand, the changes make the crucial difference

Pet Sematary (1989)

Pet Semetary (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Resurrection of the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation

An okay Stephen King adaptation that does nothing particularly wrong but lacks the impact that has caused people to regard the novel as one of the best of King’s works

Petals on the Wind (2014)

Petals on the Wind (2014) poster
Rating:
Flowers in the Attic Sequel

Sequel to the Lifetime channel adaptation of Virginia C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Attic. Andrews’ prolific output of Gothic melodramas are really the horror equivalent of daytime soap operas. Though marginally better, this drowns in the same stultifying blandness as its predecessor

Peter Pan (1953)

Peter Pan (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Children's Adventures in a Magic Land

One of the animated Disney classics, if probably an overrated film. It throws slapstick and derring-do together in a likeable package

Peter Rabbit (2018)

Rating:
Talking Animals

Beatrix Potter wrote genteel stories of talking animals in the English countryside. This is a film so astonishingly awful in its treatment of the source material – it feels like someone drunkenly urinating on Beatrix Potter’s gravestone for lulz. The No 1 contender for Worst Film of 2018

Phantasm (1979)

Phantasm (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

Cult film from Don Coscarelli that takes place in a funereal twilight world and is filled with images of wild surrealism. Not a lot makes sense but the film is meant to operate on the logic of a dream. Several sequels followed.

Phantasm II (1988)

Phantasm II (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

The first and best of Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm sequels, one that creates an eerie twilight zone ambience that sits between dream and reality

Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

Phantasm: Ravager (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

Phantasm was a cult hit with its eerie otherworldly dream horrors. It spawned four sequels of which this is probably the last given that Angus Scrimm died earlier this year. The series peaked a couple of films ago and here the regulars pander to a comfortable familiarity without adding anything new to the mix

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

Based on a non-fiction, fringe science book that makes claims that the US Navy conducted experiments that turned a ship invisible during WWII, this spins the idea out into a modest time travel story

Phobia (2008)

Phobia (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Thai Ghost Stories

Horror anthology featuring four ghost stories from Thai directors. While all the segments vary in approach and style, this is a spooky and above average effort with the real standout being the final segment with an air hostess aboard a plane with a dead body in the midst of a storm

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981)

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981) poster
Rating:
Killer Fish

The film that James Cameron would prefer we forget about. A nominal sequel to Joe Dante’s enjoyable tongue-in-cheek Piranha, this misses that film’s sense of humour and lets the show sink amid absurd effects

The Pirate Fairy (2014)

The Pirate Fairy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Tinker Bell Adventure

Another of Disney’s Tinker Bell spinoff adventures. This has some slickly produced animation and does some occasionally cute pieces of fanservice that tie in to Peter Pan but is ultimately fantasy being produced for the single digit age groups

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The second of the Pirates of the Caribbean films. Johnny Depp and all the principals are back and much of the eccentric humour is present but the action has undergone budget bloat

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

After the two last lacklustre entries, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise starts to recover where the two new directors pull off some spectacular comedy-action sequences that go a long way towards recapturing what the series used to be

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is revived for a fifth outing. There is a new director in Rob Marshall but bar an energetic comic opening, he never does much that hits the zany heights of the previous entries

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

Enjoyably tongue-in-cheek pirate swashbuckler based on the Disney theme park that proved an enormous hit and spun off a series of sequels, as well as giving Johnny Depp one of his iconic roles

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014)

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Talking Aircraft

The second of Disney’s spinoffs from Pixar’s Cars films featuring talking anthropomorphic planes. Like the first film, this is amiable and occasionally cute but lightweight. This is beginning to feel like a franchise that is spinning out thinning ideas solely for its own sake

Planet Earth (1974)

Planet Earth (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Women Rule Society

The second of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry’s unsold Genesis II pilots. While you can see the series had some potential, the plot about the venture to a society where women keep men as slaves has a giggly silliness that feels like a throwback to 50s films like Queen of Outer Space

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Planet of the Apes (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of Talking Apes

The film that started it all. This takes what could have been a jokey premise and delivers it in bold, exciting stokes. What elevates the film is Rod Serling’s script. filled with embittered soliloquies that become a biting commentary on the human condition, before the film reaches one of the great cinematic twist endings

The Platform (2019)

The Platform (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Allegorical Prison of Multiple Levels

A stunningly allegorical film that falls somewhere between Cube and High-Rise where people are trapped in a prison and forced to fight over food as a banquet table passes down the levels each day, resulting in a society where those at the top claim superiority over those below.

Pocahontas (1995)

Pocahontas (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Historical Meeting Between English & Native Americans

Disney bases an animated film on the historical character but warps the story considerably. It feels that this is a Disney animated film made more to adhere to Political Correctness than it is a good one

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998)

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Pocahontas Goes to England

One of the better among the cheap video-released sequels to their animated films Disney released during the 1990s/2000s, this actually works better than the original

Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting

Debate will always rage as to whether this was directed by Tobe Hooper or executive producer Steven Spielberg. It doesn’t alter the fact that it is a superlative rollercoaster of a ghost story that doesn’t always make sense but pulls its effects off flawlessly

Prancer (1989)

Prancer (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Discovers Santa's Reindeer

An appealing bittersweet film based around the improbable premise of a young girl finding what she believes is one of Santa’s reindeer. In a genre that usually deals in sugary sentiment, this has a much more rewarding downbeat realism

Predator (1987)

Predator (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Action/Humans Hunted by Alien Sportsman

This takes the previous year’s big hit of Aliens and fuses it with The Most Dangerous Game, swapping that story’s bored aristocratic hunter for an alien hunting Arnold Schwarzenegger and a team of soldiers in the jungles of South America

The Predator (2018)

The Predator (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alien Huntsman Comes to Earth

Shane Black, a writer-director with a reasonable cult following, makes the sixth Predator film (he also appeared as an actor in the original). Black shakes the series up, introduces a number of new ideas and makes an okay entry

Predator 2 (1990)

Predator 2 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Action/Humans Hunted by Alien Sportsman

Predator was one of the better Alien/Aliens copies of the 1980s. This sequel does little more than serve the same up all over again bar the substitution of a near-future L.A. for the jungle but manages to generate a reasonably intensive ride out of the action

Predator: Badlands (2025)

Predator: Badlands (2025) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alien Huntsman on a Death Planet

The ninth Predator film. This changes the mix quite considerably from the usual alien huntsman vs human prey formula we have had so far. It also offers a return to the Alien universe, although not quite what we expect

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Predator Animation Anthology

The Predator series continues. Dan Trachtenberg, the director of Prey, makes an animated offering that tells three stories of encounters between human and Predator in different eras of history