Blacula (1972)

Blacula (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Blaxploitation Vampire Film

A hit among the Blaxploitation fad of the 1970s, this has the novelty of casting a vampire film with African-American actor William Marshall. A whole series of Blaxploitation takes on horror themes followed.

Brides of Blood (1968)

Brides of Blood (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Filipino Exploitation Film/Mutant Monsters

The first of the Blood Island films, a classic of Filipino exploitation cinema. Although not as polished as later efforts, this serves up all the requisite cheesy monsters, mad scientists and gratuitous toplessness you expect

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

Superman IV The Quest for Peace (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The last of the Christopher Reeve Superman films after the series was taken over by Cannon Films. Usually regarded as the series low point due to the cheapness of the effects, this to its credits abandons the comedy focus of the preceding two films and has some not uninteresting aspects

Superman and the Mole-Men (1951)

Superman and the Mole-Men (1951) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Aside from two earlier serials, this was the first Superman feature film, featuring George Reeves in a dry run for tv’s Adventures of Superman. With its crude effects and avoidance of much in the way of superheroics, this makes fascinating contrast to the modern Superman of Man of Steel

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Bride of Chucky (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Child's Play Sequel

Fourth of the Child’s Play films where the importation of Hong Kong director Ronnie Yu doesn’t do much to enliven proceedings, although this does embellish the black humour element considerably

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012)

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

Perhaps the best thing about this is that the Twilight saga is finally ended. This provides a moderately spectacular showdown but also wraps its plotlines up with absurd deus ex machina wimp outs and an infuriating twist ending

Taichi Hero (2012)

Taichi Hero (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Wu Xia Film

Sequel to Stephen Fung’s Taichi Zero. The first film was distractingly self-conscious and hyper-active; by contrast, this is much less so, allowing it to settle down and start being the fantastic martial arts film it sets out to be. Even so, classic Wu Xia directors leave everything Fung does for dead

Taichi Zero (2012)

Taichi Zero (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Wu Xia Film

From the high-profile release this had, I was expecting it to be a Wu Xia epic – instead we get what feels like a martial arts film by way of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World where instead of amazing us with the fight scenes the director seems in love with self-conscious cuteness of his own visuals

Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)

Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
African-American Horror Anthology

Tales from the Hood was the novelty of an African-American made horror anthology. 23 years later the principal talents (including producer Spike Lee) reunite for a sequel

Blair Witch (2016)

Blair Witch (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Backwoods Haunting

The Blair Witch Project was genuinely innovative. It is a surprise that we never saw a string of sequels. Adam Wingard finally does here but at a time when the Found Footage genre feels played out of moves

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007)

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire Western

The second in Uwe Boll’s trilogy adapted from the videogame, this plays out as a mix of Western and vampire hunter film and is marginally better than Boll’s usual standards

Tarzan’s Magic Fountain (1949)

Tarzan's Magic Fountain (1949) poster
Rating: ★★
Jungle Hero/Fountain of Youth

The first Tarzan film after Johnny Weissmuller’s departure and replacement by a blank Lex Barker, although in all other ways is still the same tired formula. One of the few Tarzan films of the era to employ fantastic plot devices (a Fountain of Youth) but seems to have little idea what to do with it

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Film/Possession

Less another sequel than a spinoff of the Paranormal Activity series, this takes place with Latino characters and in a whole different culture and socio-economic strata. While this gives the series a face change, everything else it feels like the shuffling of a well-worn deck of plot cards

Monster Hunt (2015)

Monster Hunt (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Chinese Monsters and Hunters Comedy

Apparently the biggest grossing film in China ever. What we get is not much more than a rehash of E.T. with the addition of flying swordsmen. What kills the film is an emphasis of excrutiating slapstick and low-res CGI that makes the various creatures resemble versions of Mr Blobby

Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The seventh Halloween film, made for the original’s twentieth anniversary. This erases continuity to the other sequels and has Jamie Lee Curtis alive and pursued by Michael Myers again. Better than most of the other sequels.

The Monkey’s Uncle (1965)

The Monkey's Uncle (1965) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Inventor/Disney Comedy

One of the wacky inventor live-action comedies Disney made in the 1960s, a sequel to The Misadventures of Merlin Jones where Tommy Kirk variously adopts a chimpanzee and tries to sleep-coach football jocks

The Monkey King 3 (2018)

Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend

The Monkey King films are a series of extraordinary works that exists somewhere between CGI and live-action and have a lushness of design. That is balanced against a dated plot that basically rehashes Cat Women of the Moon

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Friday the 13th/A Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover

The long promised crossover between the Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street films, this seems caught in a juggling act that fails to satisfy the requirements of either franchise

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Guardians of the Galaxy was an audience winner with its eccentric humour and effortless charm; this sequel feels buried under bloated production overkill where the charms of the original remain thinly drawn

Greenland (2020)

Greenland (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Disaster Movie/Comet on a Collision Course with the Earth

There seems something redundant in 2021 with the world in the grip of a very real apocalypse about watching an old-fashioned mass destruction disaster movie about an oncoming comet impact

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The fourth Friday the 13th film, called the final chapter in an effort to kill the series off, only to be such a success this was rescinded in the next film. Joseph Zito directs with more style than usual

The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists (1995)

The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Dinosaurs

The fourth of The Land Before Time animated films about talking dinosaurs, having been made for very young children

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The eighth of the Friday the 13th films that offers the novelty of taking a revived Jason to New York City. Actually, one of the better entries in the series, which plays his encounters with New York locals for some amusement

Lake Placid (1999)

Lake Placid (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Crocodile

David E. Kelley, better known as a high-profile tv producer, turns his hand to writing a killer crocodile film, although the result never ends up satisfying either as a monster movie or the jokey tone Kelley wants to take

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

The fourth entry in DreamWorks popular animated series, which by now is just another entry in the series that is coasting by on recognition factor, while offering minimal difference

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

The Kung Fu Panda series are films for couch potatoes – martial arts films with a hero who proclaims the virtues of laziness, overeating and goes into combat with an self-inflated sense of his own awesomeness

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Malicious Creatures

A far less successful sequel to the mega-hit of Gremlins where director Joe Dante brings the gremlins to Manhattan and allows the silliness to go completely over-the-top and into orbit, even breaking the fourth wall

Moana (2016)

Moana (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Pacific Island Mythology

Despite being a huge box-office and critical success and being nominated for an Academy Award, I am in a minority in disliking this. Maybe it’s something to do with the fact that it appropriates the culture from my neck of the woods and only spins it out as a series of glib jokes and one-liners

Frankenstein’s Bloody Terror (1968)

Frankenstein's Bloody Terror (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

Not a Frankenstein film but a werewolf film. Spanish actor Paul Naschy debuts his signature role of the wolfman Waldemar Daninsky. Naschy would return to the role nine times, as well as play most of the classic horror characters

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Rating: ★★
Trapped Inside a Jungle-Themed Videogame

A revival of Jumanji. The original’s boardgame is now a videogame that sucks the players inside. The adventure elements are routine but the film’s has comedic fun with its bodyswapped characters

Mr Vampire III (1987)

Mr Vampire III (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Ghost Comedy

Third in the popular series of Hong Kong hopping vampire films. As in the previous entry, a frenetic slapstick element dominates

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Wizard

The second of the Harry Potter films and better than its predecessor. Chris Columbus has his tendency to overblown effects more in check but that does leave the film more dependent on J.K. Rowling’s contrived deus ex machina plotting

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Trapped Inside a Videogame

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, the reboot of the 90s Jumanji, was a box-office success. That mandated a sequel. The central problem is where exactly does a film about characters sucked inside a videogame go with its premise?

Jurassic Park III (2001)

Jurassic Park III (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

Steven Spielberg handed the directorial reins of the series over to Joe Johnston and this emerges as a better film than The Lost World was, even if it is only ever arranged around a series of effects set-pieces

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

Gamera vs Barugon (1966)

Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Movie

The 1960s Gamera films were always a copy of the Godzilla films, aimed at a more juvenile level and with crappier effects. This was the second of them, somewhat better produced than the others and taking proceedings seriously

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Wizard

The first of the Harry Potter films. The first is the weakest and lumbers due to being placed in the hands of the perpetually banal Chris Columbus who allows visual effects wow and simplistic emotional cues to dominate

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film Homage

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Mr Vampire 4 (1988)

Mr Vampire 4 (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

Fourth in the popular hopping vampire saga that spawned six films and an uncredited copycat series, all blending a manic mix of comedy, fantastique moves and Eastern beliefs

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

Fifth of the Jurassic Park films. Industrial Light and Magic do their usual excellent job but this time the film is just recycling the same thing as before with minimal change

Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)

Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) poster
Rating: ★★
Universal Monster Bash

The first film in which Universal teamed-up their in-house monsters, leading to several other monster bashes throughout the decade. For all that, this fails to make any interesting use of the title set-up

Monsters University (2013)

Monsters University (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Monsters in the Closet

Pixar’s creative decline has been the point they started making these sequels to their hits. This is a disappointing prequel to Monsters, Inc. that largely recycles the cliches of the Revenge of the Nerds films and seems lacking in any of the wacky humour or moments of cuteness we expect of a Pixar film

Kill and Kill Again (1981)

Kill and Kill Again (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts Film/Mind Control Drug

From they heyday of the 1970s martial arts film, karate champion James Ryan must reunite the old gang to take on a super-villain who wants to enslave the world with a mind control drug derived from potatoes

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films, this continues into another tournament, introducing a bewildering array of characters from the games amid a high degree of violence and bloodshed

Hannibal (2001)

Hannibal (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
The Silence of the Lambs Sequel

The immediate sequel to The Silence of the Lambs. Anthony Hopkins is back but Jodie Foster is not. Ridley Scott takes the director’s chair and creates a slick film but it lacks the compulsive grip the original held

Hannibal Rising (2007)

Hannibal Rising (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Hannibal Lecter Origin Story

Building on the successes of the Hannibal Lecter films, this is a prequel that goes back sets out to tell an origin story of how the young teenage Hannibal came to be who he was during World War II

Justice League (2017)

Justice League (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Zack Snyder completes his run through DC superheroes with mixed results. The introduction of the characters works well but Snyder too readily throws established continuity out the window, while the visual dourness becomes tedious

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

This was the sixth film in the Jurassic Park/World franchise and offers very much a return to the familiar. It at least also shakes several familiar things up

47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019)

47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Trapped Underwater Surrounded by Sharks

47 Meters Down, with two sisters trapped underwater in a shark cage with a failing supply of air, didn’t require a sequel. Here we get two different sisters trapped underwater with a limited air supply and surrounded by sharks