The Gendarme and the Extra-Terrestrials (1979)

The Gendarme and the Extra-Terrestrials (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Visitors Slapstick Comedy

An entry in a popular series of French slapstick comedies with Louis de Funes as a comic gendarme. In this, the series sole genre entry, he goes up against alien visitors

The Return of the King (1980)

The Return of the King (1980) poster
Rating: ★★½
J.R.R. Tolkien Adaptation/Animation/Epic Fantasy

Way back before Peter Jackson, there was another whole era of Tolkien adaptations, including this animated adaptation of the third book, which is a peculiar oddity if nothing else

Spiderman and the Dragon’s Challenge (1980)

Spiderman and the Dragons Challenge (1980) poster
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Comic-Book Superhero

The third and last of the theatrically released films recut from the 1970s live-action Spider-Man tv series. The near sleep-inducing plot takes Nicholas Hammond’s Spider-Man to Hong Kong

Scared to Death (1980)

Scared to Death (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetic Monster Amok

The directorial debut of William Malone later to make House on Haunted HillAlien (one of the first of many such), albeit brought down to Earth. As a novice director, Malone is relatively crude and far removed from the masterful style of Ridley Scott

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Space Opera

George Lucas’s first sequel to Star Wars and a work that holds up every bit as well as its predecessor, in many places betters it. The story darkens the mythos and introduces new characters, while the special effects sequences are the peak of the series

Gamera: Super Monster (1980)

Gamera: Super Monster (1980) poster
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Japanese Monster Movie

Possibly the worst Kaiju film ever made – produced by a bankrupt studio in order to recoup losses and cheaply slung together by rehashing footage from the other Gamera films

Inferno (1980)

Inferno (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Witchcraft Murders

Dario Argento’s sequel to Suspiria, the second film in his Third Mothers trilogy. This is an even better work where Argento delights in sadistic and beautifully artistic imagery almost entirely free of any plot

Alligator (1980)

Alligator (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Alligator

Amid the spate of post-Jaws Animals Amok films, this, which comes armed with a John Sayles script and plays on the urban legend of baby alligators flushed into the sewers, was a rather enjoyable effort that plants tongue in cheek

Superman II (1980)

Superman II (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Shot back-to-back with the first Christopher Reeve film, this then became a mess behind the scenes. The end result emerges fairly well with the show dominated by the magnificent Phantom Zones villains and giving depth to the Superman-Lois relationship

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981)

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981) poster
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Killer Fish

The film that James Cameron would prefer we forget about. A nominal sequel to Joe Dante’s enjoyable tongue-in-cheek Piranha, this misses that film’s sense of humour and lets the show sink amid absurd effects

The Howling (1981)

The Howling (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Werewolves/Genre Spoof

The film that made the name of Joe Dante who fills it with a barrage of werewolf movie references and in-jokes. The film’s reputation rests on an amazing mid-film effects sequence where a man transforms into a wolf

The Final Conflict (1981)

The Final Conflict (1981) poster
Rating: ★★½
The Anti-Christ/The Omen Sequel

The third and by general consensus the weakest of The Omen films. It fails to deliver its promise of depicting the Armageddon but Sam Neill gives a performance of magnificently dark charisma as the grown-up Damien

The Evil Dead (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Backwoods Possession/Splatter Comedy

Ferociously paced low-budget hit that put the names of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell on the map. What made the film a cult hit was Raimi’s full tilt pace and entertainingly over-the-top splatter effects

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Mad Max 2 (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Post-Holocaust Action

A sequel that makes an extraordinary leap over its predecessor. It created an entire genre of films – even its own design and clothing aesthetic – and is one of the most kinetic, exciting action films ever made

The Fox and the Hound (1981)

The Fox and the Hound (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

Disney animated film from the fallow period of the 1970s/early 80s. This concerns the friendship between a talking fox and a hound tempered by the knowledge they will grow into enemies. An okay effort if not up the heights of the studio’s classics

Escape from New York (1981)

Escape from New York (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Action/New York as a Future Prison

One of the key films from John Carpenter with Kurt Russell giving his best ever performance, a slick exciting action film that imagines a future Manhattan Island having been transformed into a lawless prison

Heavy Metal (1981)

Heavy Metal (1981) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adult Animation Anthology

Cult animated film that adapts several stories from the adult fantasy comic-book Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal. These vary but in its better moments that has a trippy cult hallucinatory quality

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern Werewolf

John Landis brings the werewolf film into the modern era with this revisionist work where a modern character is forced to confront it as real, while depicting the transformation with an arsenal of top-drawer effects.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Tomb Raiding Adventures

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s homage to the adventure films of the 1940s was a huge hit in its day, spawning several sequels and many imitators. The film is pure action and adventure, delivered with enormous charm and wit

Kill and Kill Again (1981)

Kill and Kill Again (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts Film/Mind Control Drug

From they heyday of the 1970s martial arts film, karate champion James Ryan must reunite the old gang to take on a super-villain who wants to enslave the world with a mind control drug derived from potatoes

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Feminist Slasher Film

Supposedly a feminist parody of the slasher film but one has doubts. For one, the film is lacking in discernible irony and otherwise no different from the other slasher films of the era bar the fact it was directed by a woman

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Intergalactic Adventures

Second of the Star Trek films, usually regarded as the fan favourite because of its often moving character focus on themes of life, death and aging. Ricardo Montalban makes a grandly theatrical villain and the film gets some great suspense out of space war sequences

Blade Runner (1982)

Blade Runner (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Cyberpunk Future/Hunt for Escaped Androids

Ridley Scott’s film was not a success at the time but has since been regarded as a SF masterpiece, one of the defining screen treatments of android themes while the incredibly dense Cyberpunk vision of the future was copied by many subsequent films

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Amityville II The Possession (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted House/Possession

The first of The Amityville Horror sequels and a far more entertaining film than its predecessor by abandoning the pretence at telling a true story and adding a possession plot and makeup effects to the mix

The Turkish Star Wars (1982)

The Turkish Star Wars (1982) poster
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Planetary Adventure/Bad Movie Classic

A strong contender for Worst Film Ever. Rather than create any effects, it has simply uplifted footage from Star Wars, while the score is a mismash taken from popular films of the era. The dialogue is so bizarrely surreal it makes the brain hurt trying to understand it

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Conan the Barbarian (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sword and Sorcery

Adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s pulp adventure stories and the film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star. The script from Oliver Stone takes unevenly from Howard but director John Milius gives the film a brutal, primal majesty

Creepshow (1982)

Creepshow (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Horror Anthology

Stephen King and George Romero collaborate on a horror anthology made as homage to the EC Comics, telling five tales that replicate the blacker-than-black sense of humour (and even the visual look) of the comic-book with hilarious results

Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting

Debate will always rage as to whether this was directed by Tobe Hooper or executive producer Steven Spielberg. It doesn’t alter the fact that it is a superlative rollercoaster of a ghost story that doesn’t always make sense but pulls its effects off flawlessly

Tron (1982)

Tron (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Journey into Cyberspace

A flop in its day, nobody at the time saw how revolutionary this was in that it predicted the idea of cyberspace and the internet. The design of the world inside the computer all in candy apple colours and geometric shapes is extraordinary

WarGames (1983)

WarGames (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teen Hacker Accidentally Triggers Nuclear War

This was the first film to ever depict the internet with Matthew Broderick as a teen innocent hacker who accidentally hacks in and triggers a nuclear alert thinking he is playing a computer game

Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983)

Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Wu Xia Film

The modern beginnings of Wu Xia and the flying swordsman film. Tsui Hark creates a totally nutso film filled with wild martial arts battles with demonic forces. The results are out of this world

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues … (1983)

Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues (1983) poster
Rating: ★★½
Bigfoot Film

Charles B. Pierce, a director who gained a cult with his films for 1970s drive-in audiences, makes a sequel to his earlier pseudo-documentary The Legend of Boggy Creek about the hunt for a Bigfoot creature

V (1983)

V (1983) poster
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Alien Invasion

Very popular mini-series during its day (that was followed by a tv series) concerning the alien invasion and occupation of Earth, this has an utter banality that fails on almost every level – as human drama, science and even basic plausibility

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

A disappointing end to George Lucas’s original Star Wars trilogy. The script lazily wraps up loose ends while sidelining the new characters introduced the last time, and the climax rehashes the climaxes of the two other films

Ghostbusters (1984)

Ghostbusters (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

An overrated classic that is nevertheless an undeniable fixture of 1980s pop culture. Overlong, it is largely carried through Bill Murray’s lazy sarcasm and the sterling work from the visual effects team

Children of the Corn (1984)

Children of the Corn (1984) poster
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Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

A fifteen page Stephen King story about a patricidal child cult has spawned this film, nine sequels and a remake. Not a very good film, this is stuck with padding a very slight original out to a full-length film

Meatballs Part II (1984)

Meatballs Part II (1984) poster
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Summer Camp Comedy/Alien Visitor

No-one is pretending that the Bill Murray summer camp comedy Meatballs was a masterpiece but it looks a work of art in comparison to this unfunny sequel, which also throw in a stiff E.T. lookalike

The Terminator (1984)

The Terminator (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Time-Travelling Killer Android

One of the 2-3 most influential SF films since 1980. James Cameron creates a barrelling powerhouse of a film, all lorded over by Arnold Schwarzenegger as the relentless killer machine in the role that defined his career

2010 (1984)

2010 (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★
2001: A Space Odyssey Sequel

2001: A Space Odyssey did not need a sequel but this fits the bill surprisingly well. A warmer and much more human film than Stanley Kubrick made, this has some of the very best effects of its era.

Godzilla 1985 (1984)

Godzilla 1985 (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Atomic Monster

Reboot of the Godzilla series that forgets about all the sequels and acts as a direct follow-up to the original film. This uses top drawer effects technology of the era to create Godzilla as the fearsome creation he originally was

Chocky (1984)

Chocky (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Boy and Invisible Alien Companion

Mini-series adaptation of a novel by John Wyndham, best known for The Day of the Triffids, concerning a young boy who develops an invisible alien companion. Imagine a version of Harvey retold by way of E.T.

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Toxic Avenger (1986) poster
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Mutant Superhero/Bad Taste Splatter/Troma Film

The film that launched the name of Troma Films. The world’s first superhero splatter film, this readily dives into bad taste just to see what kind of offence it can get away with

Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

The adaptation of the Stephen King novel with Drew Barrymore giving a fantastic performance as a young girl with pyrokinetic powers on the run as she is hunted by a sinister government agency

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Adventures

Leonard Nimoy steps into the director’s chair of the third Star Trek film and his doing marks the shift of the films from intergalactic adventuring into the regulars engaged in a safe, easy set of adventures playing to fan audiences

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
High Adventure in India

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s first sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark is like a single 118 minute rollercoaster ride without let-up in terms of action, although is far less polished in the scripting department

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Christmas Slasher Film/Psycho Santa

Not the first but the most famous of the psycho Santa films. This does the slasher movie formula rather well while digging into Christmas sentiment with a savage bite that takes you aback

Gremlins (1984)

Gremlins (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Malicious Creatures

The film about malicious creatures that was the runaway box-office hit of 1984. Director Joe Dante runs amok like a schoolboy with a chemistry kit and gleefully trashes the wholesome innocence of producer Steven Spielberg’s E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial

The Neverending Story (1984)

Rating: ★★½
Fantasy Adventure Inside an Interactive Book

A popular fantasy film of the 80s that sits just between the imaginative, particularly when it comes to some its creature effects and design work, and the mawkish. It also comes with an intriguing level of meta-fiction that delivers some odd messages

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The fourth Friday the 13th film, called the final chapter in an effort to kill the series off, only to be such a success this was rescinded in the next film. Joseph Zito directs with more style than usual

Splash! (1984)

Splash! (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mermaid Comedy

One of the earliest films from Ron Howard as director, a bubbly infectiously light comedy with Tom Hanks in a romance with mermaid Daryl Hannah. This was a hit and offered major career breakthroughs for Howard, Hanks, Hannah and John Candy.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dream-Invading Boogey Man

One of the most influential horror films of the 1980s, creating a series of dream horror copycats. Before the campy, makeup effects driven sequels kicked in, Wes Craven’s original creates a genuinely unearthly series of nightmare jumps

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

Based on a non-fiction, fringe science book that makes claims that the US Navy conducted experiments that turned a ship invisible during WWII, this spins the idea out into a modest time travel story

Vampire Hunter D (1985)

Vampire Hunter D (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Post-Holocaust Vampire Hunter

Cult anime about a monosyllabic vampire hunter moving across a hallucinatory post-apocalyptic dispatching mutants and vampires

Teen Wolf (1985)

Teen Wolf (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Werewolf Comedy

This lamely updates I Was a Teenage Werewolf to the 1980s high school, strips all horror elements and has Michael J. Fox’s transformation be regarded as an instant injection of cool. The result was a surprising hit

Re-Animator (1985)

Re-Animator (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Resurrection of the Dead/Splatter Black Comedy/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

This was one of the classic 1980s splatter films. Stuart Gordon throws most of H.P. Lovecraft’s tone out the window and goes for hilariously black comedy served up with outrageously over-the-top effects

Demons (1985)

Demons (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Undead Take Over a Cinema

Italian horror directed by Lamberto Bava and produced by Dario Argento, an Evil Dead-inspired work about the possessed dead taking over a cinema, all conducted with a ferocious enthusiasm

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Action

The third of the Mad Max films sees the series becoming increasingly more mainstream in focus, along with the conscious resignation that it is impossible to top the previous film

Cocoon (1985)

Cocoon (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Visitors/Rejuvenated Geriatrics

Ron Howard film clearly inspired by the success of E.T.. This story about seniors being rejuvenated after swimming in a pool that has an alien pod in it received critical kudos during its day but the film operates as a simplistic and naive wish-fulfillment fantasy