Night of the Seagulls (1975)

Night of the Seagulls (1975) poster
Rating: ★★½
Blind Knights Templar Zombies

The fourth of the Blind Dead films from Spanish director Amando de Ossorio. The film, concerning Knights Templars who were blinded and have returned as zombies, have gained a modest cult

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Night of the Living Dead (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Zombies

The film that created the modern zombie genre, that took a creature from voodoo and reinvented at a something stumbling and wanting only to devour flesh. George Romero creates a horror film that shoots out all cozy, established convention

Night at the Museum (2006)

Night at the Museum (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

Popular family hit with Ben Stiller as a night watchman at New York’s Museum of Natural History who discovers that the exhibits come to life at night. More a cute idea than a full film, there is some fun to the characters and effects

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
Rating:
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

Night at the Museum 2 (2009)

Night at the Museum 2 (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

Sequel to the Ben Stiller hit offers more of the same with a bigger museum and more exhibits come to life but little else

New Moon (2009)

New Moon (2009) poster
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Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

The second of the Twilight films where the moderately grounded original is blown up into the near laughable with the ridiculously over-the-top hyper-sexualised posturing of its male leads

The New Adventures of Pinocchio (1999)

The New Adventures of Pinocchio (1999) poster
Rating: ½
Living Puppet Boy

Sequel to the 1996 CGI The Adventures of Pinocchio, this is a shabby and drearily made piece of filler that unimaginatively shuffles around the basic elements of the first film without making an effort at all

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)

The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) poster
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Adventures in a Fantasy Land

Sequel to The Neverending Story made with a better budget. This delivers some amazing sets and creature designs but is killed with a script that discards the metaphors and complex level of meta-fiction of the original

The Neverending Story (1984)

Rating: ★★½
Fantasy Adventure Inside an Interactive Book

A popular fantasy film of the 80s that sits just between the imaginative, particularly when it comes to some its creature effects and design work, and the mawkish. It also comes with an intriguing level of meta-fiction that delivers some odd messages

Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1996)

Nemesis 4: Death Angel (1996) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cyborg Action

Another of the string of cyborg action films that low-budget director Albert Pyun made in the 1990s. This has a head-scratching fascination, featuring very weird cyborg sex scenes, the unearthly bodybuilder heroine Sue Price and a series of strange philosophical ruminations

Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1995)

Nemesis 3: Time Lapse (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Time-Travelling Killer Cyborgs

The third of Albert Pyun’s Nemesis films about time-travelling cyborgs – not much plot just action scenes and some moments of undeniable strangeness

NEKRomantik (1987)

NEKRomantik (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Necrophilia

From German director Jörg Buttgereit, a shocking and full-on film about necrophilia that defies all taboos and holds little back. This has a raw, in our face shock value that hits direct to the gut

NEKRomantik 2 (1991)

NEKRomantik 2 (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Necrophilia

Jörg Buttgereit’s sequel to his shocking necrophilia film is more professionally polished but still holds much of the same raw impact

Mythica: The Necromancer (2015)

Mythica: The Necromancer (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The third of the surprisingly good Kickstarter financed Mythica films. This marks a changeover of directors in the series and is slightly the lesser but still does highly imaginative things with a low-budget

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014)

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A surprisingly good effort to emerge from the arena of fan-made Kickstarter funded filmmaking. Essentially, a group of fans have brought their mutual love of playing Dungeons and Dragons to life but the film, while low-budgeted, places a great deal of care into the characters and building of the world

The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu (1929)

The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu (1929) poster
Rating: ★★
Super-Villain

The first film appearance of one of the great super-villains of pulp fiction. This was a silent film version with Warner Oland cast in the title role, making a rolypoly Fu Mancu in contrast to some of the other great actors in the part

Murder in the Air (1940)

Murder in the Air (1940) poster
Rating: ★★
Air Adventure/Deadly Ray Weapon

The only Ronald Reagan film that will ever be reviewed on this site. An air adventure story typical to the era where Reagan pays a treasury agent who tries to bust a fifth column of agents trying to steal a raygun

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) poster
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Revived Mummy/Chinese Adventure

The third of the Brendan Fraser Mummy films that feels like it has no point other than to steal $10 from your hand and give you a bucket of content free mental popcorn in return

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

Mulan (1998)

Mulan (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Chinese Legend

Disney animated film based on the Chinese legend of the girl who posed as a warrior. Unlike the similar historically-based Pocahontas, this emerges as well rounded and satisfying

Mr Vampire III (1987)

Mr Vampire III (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Ghost Comedy

Third in the popular series of Hong Kong hopping vampire films. As in the previous entry, a frenetic slapstick element dominates

Mr Vampire 1992 (1992)

Mr Vampire 1992 (1992) poster
Rating: ★★½
Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

The last of the popular Hong Kong comedy series about hopping vampires. While the other sequels became very silly, this goes out on an inspired final note

Mr Vampire (1985)

Mr Vampire (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Comedy

Hong Kong hopping vampire film that produced a string of sequels. The original is the best, a clever, fast-paced blend of comedy, supernatural and traditional Eastern beliefs

Mr Vampire 4 (1988)

Mr Vampire 4 (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

Fourth in the popular hopping vampire saga that spawned six films and an uncredited copycat series, all blending a manic mix of comedy, fantastique moves and Eastern beliefs

Mr Vampire II (1986)

Mr Vampire II (1986) poster
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Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

The first of several sequels to the hopping vampire hit. While the original was an adept and clever blend of fantasy and comedy, this promptly heads for loud and noisy slapstick

Mouse on the Moon (1963)

Mouse on the Moon (1963) poster
Rating: ★★★
World's Smallest Country Launches a Moon Mission

Quirky and charming sequel to The Mouse That Roared in which the world’s smallest country decides to launch a mission to the Moon and accidentally end up winning the Space Race

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The third of the Mortal Kombat animated films. This abandons inter-dimensional kombat and takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, focused around the blind swordsman Kenshi

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge (2020)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

An animated film revival of the Mortal Kombat videogame franchise. This does a quite reasonable reworking of the basics, while leaving you blown away with the ultra-violent excesses of the action

Mortal Kombat II (2026)

Mortal Kombat II (2026) poster
Rating: ★★½
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A sequel to the 2021 revival of the film series based on the videogame and a much more satisfying film than its predecessor. The first film was all origin story, but this plunges us into the actual kombat itself

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films, this continues into another tournament, introducing a bewildering array of characters from the games amid a high degree of violence and bloodshed

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) poster
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Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

Sequel to the Mortal Kombat film. While the first film was fun, here anything resembling plot has been stripped away to concentrate on fight scenes such that the film blurs into a single shapeless action sequence

Mortal Kombat (1995)

Mortal Kombat (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

This film adaptation of the videogame is a lot of fun. The plot is a rehash of Enter the Dragon but the film offers up wall-to-wall action and exotic creatures. A directorial debut for Paul W.S. Anderson

Monsters University (2013)

Monsters University (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Monsters in the Closet

Pixar’s creative decline has been the point they started making these sequels to their hits. This is a disappointing prequel to Monsters, Inc. that largely recycles the cliches of the Revenge of the Nerds films and seems lacking in any of the wacky humour or moments of cuteness we expect of a Pixar film

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Monsters, Inc. (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Pixar Animation/Monsters in the Closet

This was the fourth animated film from Pixar and is a winning and delightful Maurice Sendakian tale about the monsters in the closet and their friendship with a young girl

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien-Infested War Zone

This offers the expectation of a sequel to the sleeper hit of Monsters; what we instead get is not many monsters and a film about recruits in a Middle Eastern war zone. That said, you cannot deny that what we have is an undeniably well made film

Monster Hunt (2015)

Monster Hunt (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Chinese Monsters and Hunters Comedy

Apparently the biggest grossing film in China ever. What we get is not much more than a rehash of E.T. with the addition of flying swordsmen. What kills the film is an emphasis of excrutiating slapstick and low-res CGI that makes the various creatures resemble versions of Mr Blobby

Monster Hunt 2 (2018)

Monster Hunt 2 (2018) poster
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Chinese Monsters and Hunters Comedy

Sequel to Monster Hunt, an audience pleasing comedy about a couple and a cute monster that became the biggest hit in Chinese box-office history. This offers more of the same

The Monkey’s Uncle (1965)

The Monkey's Uncle (1965) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Inventor/Disney Comedy

One of the wacky inventor live-action comedies Disney made in the 1960s, a sequel to The Misadventures of Merlin Jones where Tommy Kirk variously adopts a chimpanzee and tries to sleep-coach football jocks

The Monkey King 3 (2018)

Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend

The Monkey King films are a series of extraordinary works that exists somewhere between CGI and live-action and have a lushness of design. That is balanced against a dated plot that basically rehashes Cat Women of the Moon

The Monkey King 2 (2016)

The Monkey King 2 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Legend

Sequel to the earlier The Monkey King, which was fun but this is altogether a better film. While the first film was more prelude to Journey to the West, this sets out on the journey and tells one of its stories. Directed with an immensely assured command of the live-action and CGi elements

The Monkey King (2014)

Rating: ★★½
Epic Chinese Legend

Enjoyably colourful and silly retelling of the classic Chinese legend. This is one Wu Xia film that leaps aboard the CGI and 3D bandwagon to create a wildly fantastical airbrushed world that comes out resembling a flying swordsman film by way of Avatar

Moana (2016)

Moana (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Pacific Island Mythology

Despite being a huge box-office and critical success and being nominated for an Academy Award, I am in a minority in disliking this. Maybe it’s something to do with the fact that it appropriates the culture from my neck of the woods and only spins it out as a series of glib jokes and one-liners

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning (2025)

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) poster
Rating: ★★½
Spy/Action Film

The eighth of the Mission: Impossible films. The previous entry Dead Reckoning was a high point in the series and this is left wrapping up the storyline in what would appear to be Tom Cruise’s final outing for the series

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015)

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spy/Action Film

The Mission: Impossible films have become superbly polished vehicles with exotic locales, death-defying stuntwork and spectacular action sequences. This enacts it all well; the main problem is that Ghost Protocol is such a tough act to follow that this cannot help but fall in its shadow

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011)

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Spy/Action Film

The best of Tom Cruise’s Mission: Impossible films to this point. The live-action directorial debut of Pixar director Brad Bird proves an inspired move and Bird gets all the gadgetry just right along with a series of sensational action sequences

Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018)

Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spy/Action Film

The sixth of the Mission: Impossible films. Not the best of the series but Tom Cruise and associates have everything polished to an expertly honed formula by now and the film is a kinetic ride of intensive and often jaw-dropping action sequences

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Spy/Action Film

The seventh of Mission: Impossible films with Tom Cruise still on great form at age 61. He and the team raise the bar for the series to a new high

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Mission: Impossible III (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Spy/Action Film

For his third outing in the series, Tom Cruise made a smart bet on giving the reins to J.J. Abrams who made his directorial debut and turned in the most enjoyable entry in the series to that point. One of the best moves is in the casting of Philip Seymour Hoffman as the villain of the show

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Super-Villain and Cute Mischievous Creatures

The cutely nonsensical Minions have become a pop culture phenomenon. Here we get more of them in the second film outing, although this acts more as a Gru origin story

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Mischievous Creatures

The incomprehensibly manic antics of the Minions have a cuteness appeal that has overspilled the Despicable Me films. Here they get a film all to themselves with amiably lightweight results

Mimesis (2011)

Mimesis (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters Trapped in a Simulation of Night of the Living Dead

This comes with an interestingly different premise wherein characters are abducted and wake up inside a simulation of Night of the Living Dead and realise they are meant to replay the roles of the people in the farmhouse at siege from the zombie onslaught

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967)

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Female Super-Villain/All-Women World Domination Plot

Sax Rohmer created the super-villain Fu Manchu, less well-known was his character of the female super-villain Sumuru who leads an all-woman army in a world domination plot. This was one of two Sumuru films

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

Merlin's Apprentice (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

Men in Black: International (2019)

Men in Black: International (2019) poster
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Alien Coverup Conspiracy Agency

The original Men in Black was a witty parody of alien coverup conspiracies; the sequels became slapstick films about pop-up aliens and gadgets hidden behind everyday things. This offers little that is new

Men in Black 3 (2012)

Men in Black 3 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Coverup Conspiracy Agency

One hardly greets the attempt to generate another entry out of this franchise with any enthusiasm. This mostly consists of tired and familiar gags, where maybe the most generous compliment you can pay is that it is better than Men in Black II was