The Abomination (1986)

The Abomination (1986) poster
Rating:
Monster Tumor/Bad Movie

An amazingly bad movie from the VHS era where a woman is exorcised by a televangelist and coughs up a tumor, which crawls out of the trash and possesses her son, driving him to kill and bring bodies home to feed the tumor

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986)

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986) poster
Rating:
Hong Kong Slapstick Action

Fourth in a series of energetic Hong Kong slapstick action capers. The film has no pretence to anything more than providing a new action sequence every five minutes, although by now the level is juvenile

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986)

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Interstellar Women in Prison Film

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a Women in Prison film set in space. Known under several different names, this is another of Olen Ray’s bimbo pictures where he plants tongue well in cheek

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986)

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986) poster
Rating: ½
Lost City Adventure

This is a sequel to Cannon Films’ excruciating camp version of King Solomon’s Mines. Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone are back. This is a marginal improvement but far from a good film

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Big Trouble in Little China (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Chinese Supernatural/Martial Arts Fantasy

John Carpenter film that was marketed as a Raiders of the Lost Ark copy but is more Carpenter trying to emulate Hong Kong’s Wu Xia cinema, which was largely unknown in the West at the time. All with highly enjoyable conic results.

Biggles (1986)

Biggles (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travelling WWI Flying Ace

Biggles, Captain W.E. Johns’ famous flying ace, appeared in a long-running series of boys books. In his big screen film outing. he has the ignominy of playing second fiddle to a young American hero in a Back to the Future copy

Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation (1986)

Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Cute Talking Bears

The second of the Care Bears films, light, insubstantial and rather sweet as pre-adolescent creatures of indeterminate gender romp around in their cloud kingdom banishing bad feelings

Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)

Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986) poster
Rating:
Bad Taste Splatter and Mutations/Troma Film

One of the essential Troma films, this seems to have been conceived as Rock’n’Roll High School with Evil Dead-styled makeup effects and lots of moronic bad taste humour

Combat Shock (1986)

Combat Shock (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vietnam Veteran Snaps/Grim Social Realism

Film about a Vietnam Veteran snapping and going over the edge that gained acclaim when it came out. More a work of grim social realism than horror, it is frequently amateurish but contains an undeniably bleak charge

Crossroads (1986)

Crossroads (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Blues Music Quest/Pact With The Devil

One of Walter Hill’s finest films that sets out in search of the soul of blues music, featuring a superlative performance from Joe Seneca as an aging bluesman who wants back the soul he traded to The Devil for success

Dead-End Drive-In (1986)

Dead-End Drive-In (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drive-In Theatre as a Future Prison/Satire

A remarkable little film from Australian director Brian Trenchard-Smith set in a satiric future where teens find they are trapped in a drive-theatre used as a prison for troubled youth

Deadly Friend (1986)

Deadly Friend (1986) poster
Rating:
Teenager Resurrects Girlfriend

Wes Craven was hot as a result of A Nightmare on Elm Street but badly lucked out with this ridiculous film in which a teenager raises his girlfriend from the dead by planting a computer chip from a robot in her brain

Deadtime Stories (1986)

Deadtime Stories (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Horror Versions of Fairytales

Horror anthology with the novelty where all of the stories are horror versions of fairytales. Particularly amusing is the second episode, a modernised version of Little Red Riding Hood

Entrails of a Virgin (1986)

Entrails of a Virgin (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Pinku Film/Demonic Rapist

Welcome to the bizarre and decidedly politically incorrect world of the Japanese pinku film. Words fail me on this one, which concerns a demonic rapist that attacks a porn film shoot

Ewoks and the Marauders of Endor (1986)

Ewoks and the Marauders of Endor (1986) poster
Rating: ★★½
Children's Planetary Adventure/Star Wars Spinoff

Follow-up to The Ewok Adventure, a tv movie released to theatres internationally. This is a better film than its predecessor that even captures something of the Star Wars spirit on occasions

Flight of the Navigator (1986)

Flight of the Navigator (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien-Abducted Child Returns

Smart and intelligent Disney film where Joey Cramer play a kid who goes missing and reappears some years later unaged, only to realise he has been abducted by aliens and can control a spaceship

The Fly (1986)

The Fly (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

David Cronenberg remakes the 1958 film, transforming its improbable scenario into a fascinating study of biological transformation with Jeff Goldblum genetically mutating into a fly hybrid. Kafka’s Metamorphosis with a lot more slime.

Frog Dreaming (1986)

Frog Dreaming (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Monster/Aborigine Magic/Children's Film

Modest Australian-made children’s film that imports Henry Thomas riding on the success of E.T. as a teen inventor finding a lake purported to contain a creature from Aborigine legend

From Beyond (1986)

From Beyond (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Other-Dimensional Monsters/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

After the cult success of Re-Animator, Stuart Gordon, Jeffrey Combs and most of the principals returned with a further H.P. Lovecraft adaptation. More outrageously over-the-top splatter effects but this is somewhat the lesser

Future Hunters (1986)

Future Hunters (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Action Adventure/Time Travel/Quest for a Mystical Object

Undeniably entertaining Filipino action film that tries to throw in everything including time travel, post-holocaust action, adventure quests, magical artifacts, lost worlds, Nazis and dwarves

The Galaxy Destroyer (1986)

The Galaxy Destroyer (1986) poster
Rating: ½
Earth After an Alien Invasion

An ultra low-budget film about a man on a space journey returning to Earth to find it invaded by aliens. This tries to do Mad Max and Star Wars on the budget of about $1.99

The Ghost Snatchers (1986)

The Ghost Snatchers (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Supernatural/Haunted Tower Block

Hong Kong supernatural film about a new tower block that is haunted because its feng shui is out. This goes well beyond the initial fantasy it starts out as being into moments of out-and-out dementia

Gothic (1986)

Gothic (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Mary Shelley-Lord Byron Meeting

There is a good idea here, exploring what happened in the meeting between Lord Byron, Mary Shelley et al at the Villa Diodati in 1816. However this is hijacked by Ken Russell in lunatically over-the-top-mode

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

The Great Mouse Detective (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Mouse Sherlock Holmes

One of the most delightful films produced during the 1960s-80s lean years of Disney animation. This was not a success but delivers a film of winning charms about a mouse equivalent of Sherlock Holmes

Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Haunted Honeymoon (1986) poster
Rating:
Old Dark House Comedy

Both directing and starring here, Gene Wilder attempts to revive the Old Dark House comedy. By the 1980s, this was datedly creaky, while Wilder’s comedy mugging histrionics are excruciating to sit through

Highlander (1986)

Highlander (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Immortal Combat

Before this was spun out into a series of sequels and tv series, the first film had an original and captivating idea about immortals warring across the ages, Everything is propelled into high gear by Russell Mulcahy’s visually dazzling direction

The Hitcher (1986)

The Hitcher (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Psycho Hitchhiker

One of the best horror films of the 1980s, a grippingly suspenseful work where C. Thomas Howell is caught in a series of taunting psychological games across the interstate after offering psychopathic hitcher Rutger Hauer a ride

House (1986)

House (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted House/Horror Comedy

Amiably silly haunted house film with William Katt fighting rubbery pop-up monsters. This doesn’t take itself too seriously. A minor hit that produced three sequels.

Howard the Duck (1986)

Howard the Duck (1986) poster
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Talking Alien Duck/Comic Book Adaptation

This adaptation of the cult Marvel comic-book from Lucasfilm should have been a classic but went tail-feathers up in a big way such that it became the term used for a film that bombs for years afterwards

In a Glass Cage (1986)

In a Glass Cage (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Nazi War Criminal

The original Apt Pupil, an extraordinary study in cruelty about a Nazi war criminal confined to an iron lung and the way his past cruelties influence a teenage boy reading his journals

Iron Warrior (1986)

Iron Warrior (1986) poster
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Italian Sword and Sorcery

A low-budget Italian sword-and-sorcery film, one of a host of such films that came out following the success of Conan the Barbarian. This was the third entry in the Ator series starring Miles O’Keeffe

Killer Party (1986)

Killer Party (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

Canadian entry from the classic era of slasher films that hits some occasionally effective notes that sit between horror and prank. The last 10 minutes take an abrupt dogleg turn to become an Evil Dead copy

Labyrinth (1986)

Labyrinth (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Magical Goblin World

Stunning Jim Henson directed fantasy film set in a world of visual illusions where the Henson team’s puppetry effects are at the peak of their game to provide the creature effects

Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)

Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Anime/Lost Floating City

Visually stunning Hayao Miyazaki film about the search for a lost city of the clouds Soaring adventure in an alternate world of airship fantasies, rendered in a series of breathtaking vistas

The Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986)

The Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Maniac on a Killing Spree

Film from Ray Dennis Steckler, the cult director of The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies concerning a maniac on a killing spree in Las Vegas

Letters from a Dead Man (1986)

Letters from a Dead Man (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
The Nuclear Holocaust - The Russian Perspective

Amid, the 1980s body of nuclear war films, all others are English-language made but this is one made by the Russians. The results are incredibly bleak but also have a haunting poetry

The Life and Loves of a She-Devil (1986)

The Life and Loves of a She-Devil (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Jilted Woman's Elaborate Revenge

An acclaimed mini-series about a frumpy woman taking gleeful revenge on the husband who abandoned her. Essentially Fatal Attraction rewritten with a feminist manifesto with hilariously barbed results

Link (1986)

Link (1986) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Chimpanzee

Australian director Richard Franklin makes a film with Elisabeth Shue trapped in a house with a hyper-intelligent killer chimpanzee. The film has structural problems but Franklin does generates fine tension

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Plant Musical

Roger Corman’s no-budget comedy about a killer plant is remade as a multi-million dollar musical with top-drawer effects. Missing is the original’s black comedy but this has many appealingly eccentric delights of its own

Making Contact (1986)

Making Contact (1986) poster
Rating:
Haunting/Psychic Child

Roland Emmerich’s second film, a confused oddity that seems to be trying to model itself as a Spielberg film about a kid who gains psychic powers and whose toys come to life

Man Facing Southeast (1986)

Man Facing Southeast (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Christ-like Alien Visitor in a Psychiatric Institution

An extraordinary Argentinean film about a patient in his asylum who insists that he is an alien and has genteel affect on the inmates. Later uncreditedly ripped-off as K-PAX.

Monster in the Closet (1986)

Monster in the Closet (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Monster Movie Parody

Monster movie parody that spoofs a number of classic films, including King Kong where it takes the title literally and the monster makes off with the hero giving the film a certain LGBT community relevance in its day. Contains quite an impressive cast list, including featuring both Paul Walker and singer Fergie as kids

Mr Vampire II (1986)

Mr Vampire II (1986) poster
Rating:
Hong Kong Hopping Vampire Comedy

The first of several sequels to the hopping vampire hit. While the original was an adept and clever blend of fantasy and comedy, this promptly heads for loud and noisy slapstick

Never Too Young to Die (1986)

Never Too Young to Die (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Spy Film

Completely insane 1980s spy film – a madcap mahsup of elements including James Bond gadgetry, mad scientists, action and splatter served up with not a shred of realism. The crowning glory is a completely OTT Gene Simmons as a cross-dressing super-villain

No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) poster
Rating: ½
Martial Arts/Ghost of Bruce Lee

Martial arts film about a bullied teenager who gets aid from the ghost of Bruce Lee. A shabby effort lifted by the dynamic presence of a then unknown Jean-Claude Van Damme

Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)

Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel/Housewife Revisists Her Youth

This is Francis Ford Coppola’s version of Back to the Future wherein housewife Kathleen Turner wakes up back as her high school self and gets the opportunity to remake her life’s choices

Rawhead Rex (1986)

Rawhead Rex (1986) poster
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Clive Barker Adaptation/Prehistoric Monster Revived

Early Clive Barker adaptation made just prior to his gaining fame with Hellraiser about a the revival of a monstrous pagan pagan that suffers from shabby treatment and a rubbery monster

The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986)

Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad SF Movie

Excruciating and painfully unfunny attempt to make a deliberately bad SF film with alien vixens attempting to take over a high school

River’s Edge (1986)

River's Edge (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disaffected Teens/Disturbed Psychology

The rare example of a sociological horror film concerning a teenager who kills his girlfriend and how his peers seem unconcerned. Filled with great performances, this is a film with a chilling nihilism that puts its finger on a 1980s youth generation with no seeming future ahead

Shadow Play (1986)

Shadow Play (1986) poster
Rating:
Ghost Story

Very obscure independently-made ghost story – and justly so … It seems more interested in being a vague, incredibly pretentious woman’s psychodrama than it ever is in the usual ghost story stuff of spooking and scaring an audience

Solarbabies (1986)

Solarbabies (1986) poster
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Post-Holocaust Teen Sports Team

Embarrassingly bad Mel Brooks produced film that seems to have been conceived in terms of conducting a juvenile Mad Max film on rollerskates and throwing SF cliches about without any coherent script