Kooky (2010)

Kooky (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Puppet Film/Toy's Journey Through the Forest

Czech puppet fantasy about a toy’s journey through a forest filled with a bizarre menagerie of creatures that are both cutely affecting and sinisterly threatening in the Maurice Sendak vein

L.A. Zombie (2010)

L.A. Zombie (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gay Pornographic Zombie Film

Whether we asked for it or not, director Bruce LaBruce gives us the world’s first gay pornographic zombie film in which a zombie finds it can revive the dead by having sex with them

The Last Exorcism (2010)

The Last Exorcism (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Exorcism Found Footage Film

An exorcism film made Found Footage-style with Patrick Fabian as a conman exorcist. This is constantly confounding everything one expects of the genre with considerable cleverness

The Last Seven (2010)

The Last Seven (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Amnesiac Survivors in a Deserted City

Seven people wake up in a deserted London with no memory of who they are only to find that something is stalking them. An intriguing hook let down by a tired and overused ending

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010)

The Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Talking Owls

Zack Snyder makes an exquisite motion-capture animated film for adults about talking owls. This has a story that comes with a sweeping mythic arc

Let There Be Light: The Odyssey of Dark Star (2010)

Let There Be Light: The Odyssey of Dark Star (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Documentary About the Making of Dark Star

Documentary about the making of Dark Star, depicting its’ journey from student film to cult film. The only disappointment is the absence of key players John Carpenter and Dan O’Bannon

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

How to Train Your Dragon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Boy Befriends Dragon

Popular animated adaptation of a children’s book. This hits all the right story arcs and in sufficiently likeable measure to work amiably. Two sequels and a live-action remake followed.

A Horrible Way to Die (2010)

A Horrible Way to Die (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Serial Killer

Adam Wingard has been a director on the rise in the last few years, although his films often feel as though they could have been more than they are. This mumblecore serial killer film is his most satisfying and fully achieved work so far

The End of the Animal (2010)

The End of the Animal (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mysterious Catastrophe/Godlike Stranger

Fascinating no-budget South Korean film about a mysterious catastrophe and an even more mysterious godlike stranger who appears in its aftermath. Enigma like the best of Andrei Tarkovsky

Hisss (2010)

Hisss (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Snake Goddess Takes Human Form

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer is a much better director than she is given recognition for. She disowned this work about a snake goddess taken on human form nevertheless creates a film that is equal parts lushly sensual and madcap lunacy

Endhiran (2010)

Endhiran (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bollywood Android Self-Awareness/Amok Film

A rare Bollywood venture into science-fiction – a completely madcap android intelligence/amok film that features some wildly imaginative action scenes, all set amid typical Bollywood song and dance/romance numbers

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Writer's Fantastical Adventures

Luc Besson adapts a French comic-book – sort of a female version of Tintin – with uneven but generally amiable regard. The result is somewhere between an Indiana Jones adventure and the quirkness of an Amelie

The Family Complete (2010)

The Family Complete (2010) poster
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Gay Incest Virus

Controversial Japanese film about a virus that causes members of a family to engage in gay incest. This is perhaps the dullest taboo-breaking film I have ever sat through

The Fantastic Water Babes (2010)

The Fantastic Water Babes (2010) poster
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Hong Kong Romantic Comedy

Hong Kong cinema specialises in a type of frenetic, high-energy slapstick. This – a romance set around a swimming competition in which the girl thinks she has been blessed by a water god – is not one of the more inspired

The Final Storm (2010)

The Final Storm (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Stranger/Possible Biblical End of the World

Uwe Boll seems to be improving. Here he has abandoned action for a character-driven drama about the appearance of an ambiguous stranger heralding the Biblical end of the world

The First Men in the Moon (2010)

The First Men in the Moon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Victorian Lunar Expedition/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Very nicely produced BBC retelling of the H.G. Wells novel that conducts an extremely faithful adaptation of the story and captures a perfect period sense of wonder

The Frankenstein Syndrome (2010)

The Frankenstein Syndrome (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Modernised Frankenstein Film

The greatly underrated Sean Tretta makes a Frankenstein film – a modernised one that place in a research laboratory where the monster is resurrected with expanded mental abilities

Freeway Killer (2010)

Freeway Killer (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
True-Life Serial Killer

A low-budget entry in the 2000s fad for true-life serial killer films. This is based on William Bonin who around the L.A. freeways in a van and abducted and killed young men

Frozen (2010)

Frozen (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Trapped on a Ski Chairlift

Not to be confused with the Disney animated film, this is a harrowing survival drama from Adam Green about three characters trapped in mid-air on a ski chairlift

Furry Vengeance (2010)

Furry Vengeance (2010) poster
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Animals Amok Comedy

Excruciating CGI cute animals film where animals gang up to stop Brendan Fraser redeveloping their forest. Essentially a 1970s Nature’s Revenge film by way of the slapstick family-friendly violence of Home Alone

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010)

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gods in a Burned-Out Future

An ‘illustrated film’ – essentially comic-book panels with voiceover narration. The story about gods inhabiting a burned-out future is far more ambitious than can be crammed into the film

Going Postal (2010)

Going Postal (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Terry Pratchett Adaptation

A disappointing tv mini-series adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novel, which has been (largely) played as a straight adventure with the usual Pratchett comedy taking a backseat

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010)

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Revenge Film

Another in the spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. A cartoony OTT vigilante film with a Gothic schoolgirl avenger, featuring ridiculous action and splatter set-pieces

Griff the Invisible (2010)

Griff the Invisible (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Believes He is a Superhero

An Australian entry in the spate of superheroes with no powers films a la the likes of Kick-Ass, Defendor and Super. This plays out as a quirky but never particularly funny romantic comedy

The Hair of the Beast (2010)

The Hair of the Beast (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Werewolf Film

Quebecois (French-speaking Canadian) historical werewolf film. The plot proves entertaining in its whisplash reversals, although the film’s provision of a werewolf falls down amid some ratty CGI effects

Half Moon (2010)

Half Moon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Prostitute Meets a Possible Werewolf

Adult actress Tori Black plays a straight role as a hooker who goes to a meet with a client in a motel room where claims that he is a werewolf

Halo Legends (2010)

Halo Legends (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Compilation of Anime Shorts/Videogame Adaptation/Space War

A compilation of shorts from anime directors set in the Halo videogame universe. The first two episodes have a breathtaking scale but the others are bitsy stories but nothing standout

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

The penultimate chapter in the Harry Potter series surprisingly strips out most of the effects and is much slower, more character driven, while moving the saga towards an epic conclusion

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film Homage

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Haunted Changi (2010)

Haunted Changi (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted Singaporean Hospital/Found Footage

A Singaporean entry in the Found Footage genre with a camera crew searching a supposedly haunted abandoned hospital. Constant hyped build-up without much payoff

Zombiechrist (2010)

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Resurrected Jesus on the Rampage

Bill Zebub is a micro-budgeted filmmaker who contends to be the most offensive filmmaker of all time. Yes, the film features a zombie Jesus who spends his time violating women who parade in a state of undress

Helldriver (2010)

Helldriver (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Zombie Splatter

A mind-bogglingly wacky entry in the gonzo Japanese splatter film featuring a crazed bloodbath as Japan is overrun by zombies. This goes frequently nuts featuring vehicles and plans made up of zombie bodies

Suicide Girls Must Die! (2010)

Suicide Girls Must Die! (2010) poster
Rating: ½
Suicide Girls Horror Film

A horror film made by the alt modelling website Suicide Girls where several girls go away for a modelling shoot only for something to cause them to start disappearing