Aaaaaaaah! (2015)

Aaaaaaaah! (2005) Poster
Rating: ★★½
Alternate World That Operates on Pre-Verbal Behaviour

A bizarre directorial debut from actor Steve Oram that takes place in an alternate world of sorts that operates on pre-verbal grunts and ape-like displays of dominance behaviour

The Age of Adaline (2015)

The Age of Adaline (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Woman Who Does Not Age

Aimed at the same audiences as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Blake Lively is a woman who hasn’t aged since the 1930s. This comes with the nostalgic weepiness and solemn self-importance of a work pitched to Academy Awards voters

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
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Singing Chipmunks

The end of Western civilisation is surely upon us that studios have devoted multi-million dollar resources to making four of these films and that audiences flock to them despite universally terribly reviews. Ok so maybe I hated this one marginally less than the preceding three

American Hero (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
Real World Superhero

Tired of the bombast of Marvel/DC Comics superheroics overunning screens? This is a superhero film for you – one welcomely brought down to Earth set in working class neighbouhoods and with a focus on real-life problems. The results are surprising and refreshing

And Then There Were None (2015)

And Then There Were None (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Agatha Christie Murder Mystery

Lush, beautifully produced version of the Agatha Christie murder mystery from the BBC to celebrate Christie’s 125th anniversary. The story is a chamber mystery with guests in an isolated house being bumped off – sort of Big Brother with dead bodies

Andron (2015)

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Mysterious Labyrinth/Future Televised Games

A group of people whose memories have been blanked wake up in a mysterious labyrinth and have to survive death traps and each other. A promising mix of Cube and The Hunger Games killed by clumsy storytelling

Ant-Man (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

While there is little doubt that Edgar Wright would have made a much better film, this emerges with an engaging likeability. Less epic superheroics, this plays out more as a caper comedy where a good ensemble and comedic playing carry the show

Anthem of the Heart (2015)

Anthem of the Heart (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Girl Cursed With Being Unable to Speak

Sweet and tender anime about a young girl who has a curse placed on her that causes her to lose her voice and how this actually allows everyone around her to voice things they don’t say.

Apparition (2015)

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Rating: ★★½
Vengeful Ghost Girlfriend

This seems a generic ghost story. The second half has the protagonist’s dead girlfriend trying to stop him seeing another woman and becomes a descent into obsession that works rather well

Appetites (2015)

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Serial Killers in Love

A drifter who likes killing tattooed girls and a girl who enjoys eating the flesh of victims meet and love blossoms. Where you expect this to go in the direction of something like Natural Born Killers, it fizzles out

April and the Extraordinary World (2015)

April and the Extraordinary World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Steampunk Alternate History Adventure

Animated film that takes place in a Steampunk alternate history. This brims over with an extraordinary degree of visual invention from the amazingly detailed vistas of the world to a script tossing in quirky twists and wacky inventions

Arabian Nights (2015)

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Rating: ★★
Anthology of Portuguese Magical Realist Vignettes

This is not an adaptation of the Arabian Nights but the title has been appropriated for a collection of quasi-fantastical tales and even documentaries about the Portuguese Austerity Crisis over six hours in length

Area 51 (2015)

Area 51 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage/Break-In to Area 51

Paranormal Activity director Oren Peli’s second film – a gripping Found Footage film about a group breaking into Area 51 in search of evidence of the alien visitors that the US government is holding

Attack on Titan (2015)

Attack on Titan (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Invasion by Giants

The live-action adaptation of a popular manga series, this comes with a completely WTF premise about humanity defending itself from an invasion by a horde of misshapen giants that like to bite people’s heads off

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015)

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Invasion by Giants

Sequel the demented Attack of Titan with its wild images of humanity under attack from mindless giants that bite their heads off, which was shot back-to-back and released a few months later

The Atticus Institute (2015)

The Atticus Institute (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Found Footage/Scientists Test a Possessed Woman

The rarity of a really good Found Footage film. Designed to look like lost footage from 1970s psychic experiments, this concerns a scientific team who discover they are dealing with a woman who is demonically possessed

Avengers Grimm (2015)

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Rating: ½
Team-Up Between Fairytale Princesses

The Asylum’s response to Avengers: Age of Ultron. Not having their own superheroes, they have ingeniously created an adventure involving various fairytale princesses – a great idea that befalls miserable execution

Awaiting (2015)

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Rating: ★★
British Backwoods Brutality

This is the British equivalent of a Backwoods Brutality film in which Tony Curran is a towtruck driver who traps and kills motorists to salvage their belongings

Back in Time (2015)

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Rating: ★★
Documentary About the Back to the Future Trilogy

Fan-produced documentary about the making of the Back to the Future trilogy. The filmmakers get face time with almost everybody involved. Far less interesting are the scenes dealing with DeLorean restoration

Backmask (2015)

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Abandoned Asylum/Possession

Marcus Nispel is a director most associated with remakes of other films. In original material here, he is still rehashing moves from other films – an abandoned asylum and every shock effect in the possession/exorcism playbook

Backtrack (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
Ghost Story

Beautifully made Australian ghost story that creates a strong sense of eerie disquiet as psychologist Adrien Brody realises that all of his patients are dead and is prompted to go on a journey to uncover forgotten things from his past

Backwater (2015)

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Rating: ★½
Backwoods Stalking

For the most part a standard variant on the staple of people being stalked through the backwoods. Things are buoyed up by an effective twist but that fails to excuse the fact that almost nothing happens

Baskin (2015)

Baskin (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Turkish Horror/House of Devil Worshippers

Balls-to-the-wall horror from Turkey. It is not clear what is going on for much of the film about police investigating a house filled with Devil worshippers but you cannot deny that it pulls out all stops

Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015)

Batman Unlimited: Animal Instincts (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

An animated Batman film that is essentially an extended commercial based on a line of toys wherein Batman fights super-villains that have an animal motif

Batman vs. Robin (2015)

Batman vs. Robin (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Second in the trilogy of animated films dealing with Bruce Wayne’s son Damian who becomes the new Robin – this also adapts the massive Court of Owls crossover event, which provides a fascinating new nemesis for Batman

The Blackburn Asylum (2015)

The Blackburn Asylum (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abandoned Mine of Escaped Asylum Inmates

Despite the title, this is a horror film that takes place in a mine (albeit one where the former inmates of an asylum lurk). This plays out fairly well by a set of familiar genre tropes and delivers a solid degree of tension

The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2015)

The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl's Boarding School Deviltry

Fascinatingly cryptic debut film from Osgood Perkins. Perkins avoids cliche jumpshocks and proves a master of the slow burn film, focusing on small detail before throwing in something wild and outre

Bone Tomahawk (2015)

Bone Tomahawk (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Western/Wilderness Cannibal Tribe

This is like a Western version of The Hills Have Eyes. Exceptionally written – slow, sombre and character-driven, containing one of Kurt Russell’s best performances, before emerging into a brutal horror survival story

Bound to Vengeance (2015)

Bound to Vengeance (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Imprisoned Girl Seeks Revenge

From the generic title, this seems no more than another film about a girl seeking revenge for years of captivity a la I Spit on Your Grave. On the other hand, things are quickly turned on their head in unexpected ways

The Boy (2015)

The Boy (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Psychopathic Child

Not to be confused with the more profile film of the same name around the same time, this is a standout work about a psychopathic child. A real slow burn film that comes so understated that it can leave you gasping

The Boy and the Beast (2015)

The Boy and the Beast (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Boy Becomes Apprentice to a Beast Warrior

If Hayao Miyazaki ever follows through on his threat to retire, the one most likely inheritor would be Mamoru Hosoda. This is a perfectly enjoyably film that is sort of The Karate Kid by way of Disney’s The Jungle Book

The Boy Next Door (2015)

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Stalker Thriller

A cougar version of Fatal Attraction with Jennifer Lopez stalked by a teenage boy. On every level this invites ridicule, from J-Lo sleepwalking through her performance to a director who has never made a good film to a script detached from human psychology

The Brand New Testament (2015)

The Brand New Testament (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
God Living in the Modern World/Black Comedy

A wickedly irreverent and even occasionally blasphemous comedy in which God is a scruffy, bad-tempered man living in Brussels who spends all his time devising ways to make humans miserable

Bunker of the Dead (2015)

Bunker of the Dead (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombie First Person Shooter Found Footage Film

A revival of the Nazi zombie fad, which essentially becomes a First Person Shooter film as someone wearing a GoPro camera runs through a bunker dispatching zombies

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015)

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Killer Bunny/Gonzo Splatter Comedy

Outrageous Finnish splatter comedy about a giant rampaging bunny creature. A film that in its better moments captures something of the sensibilities of early Peter Jackson films

The Carrier (2015)

The Carrier (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Plague Survivors Flee Aboard a Plane

Interesting and well-made variant on the plague outbreak drama set aboard an airliner as a handful of people flee a pandemic sweeping the world only to have to deal with infection on board and the need to land to refuel

Cemetery of Splendor (2015)

Cemetery of Splendor (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Thai Supernatural

Critical favourite that he is, I find Apichatpong Weerasethakul’s have some incredibly eerie, haunted moments. But these sit alongside banal, uneventful happenings that never seem to intersect in a plot

Chappie (2015)

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Artificial Intelligence/Robot Becomes Self-Aware

Neill Blomkamp’s film about A.I. turns into Short Circuit dropped into the militarised future of RoboCop. Of all the rich possibilities in the idea, all we get is a goofy comedy with a pimped-out carjacking robot

Cherry Tree (2015)

Cherry Tree (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Devil Worship and Pregnancy

From David Keating who made Wake Wood, this falls into the Folk Horror genre and becomes a well-made variant on Rosemary’s Baby as a schoolgirl accepts a Devil’s Deal to save her father

Child 44 (2015)

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Rating: ★★½
Serial Killer Thriller Set in the 1950s Soviet Union

This offers one of the most fascinating settings for a detective story – the Soviet Union at the height of Stalinist oppression – and borrows the story of true-life Soviet serial killer Andrei Chikatilo

Childhood’s End (2015)

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Alien Visitors/Arthur C. Clarke Adaptation

Arthur C. Clarke’s book is one of the all-time SF classics; this mini-series adaptation counts as one of the biggest book-to-film abortions in the SF genre handled by people who know nothing about SF

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Christmas Horror Stories

An anthology that offers a quartet of Christmas horror stories, including ones of zombified elves and a Krampus monster. Hosted by William Shatner who plays a radio talkshow host in the wraparound

Contracted: Phase II (2015)

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Rating: ½
Deadly Infection

Contracted was a modestly effective film that depicted its heroine’s progressive meltdown due to a deadly infection. This is a sequel so sub-par you doubt it would even been released without connection to the first film

Convergence (2015)

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Rating: ★★
Hospital That Exists in an Afterlife Limbo

This has an interesting set-up concerning mysterious happenings in a hospital where it is gradually revealed the characters exist in a limbo caught between Heaven and Hell even if it never does the idea justice

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Dinosaurs Revived in the Present Day

Despite the disappointment that it is not a Western but set modern-day. This enlivens a formula plot quite well and provides dinosaur effects that range between the surprisingly good and the occasionally ropy

Crumbs (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocast Film

Forget Mad Max et al, this Ethiopian film is a fascinatingly different take on the post-holocaust film – set after the collapse of civilisation where the junk culture of today has developed a mythology of its own

The Curse of Downers Grove (2015)

The Curse of Downers Grove (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jocks Take Brutal Revenge

Harsh and brutal work written by Bret Easton Ellis of American Psycho fame wherein a group of jocks harass and tear apart the life of Bella Heathcote after she accidentally blinds the leader’s eye in the process of rejecting his advances

Curve (2015)

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Rating: ★★
Trapped in an Overturned SUV, Taunted By a Psycho

Another variant on the containment thriller a la Buried, this has Julianne Hough trapped at the bottom of a cliff in an overturned SUV while being taunted by a serial killer

The Dark Stranger (2015)

Rating: ★★
Boogeyman Emerges from a Graphic Novel

This comes with an original idea where a troubled girl starts drawing a graphic novel that mirrors her own life only for the characters to emerge into the real world. Less horror than a dark allegorical fantasy

Dark Summer (2015)

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Rating: ★★
Teen Confined on Home Detention in a Haunted Home

Director Paul Solet made an incredibly creepy debut film Grace. His follow-up has Keir Gilchrist imprisoned on home detention with an ankle bracelet only to find the house is haunted

Darling (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
Girl's Fraying Sanity/Haunted Apartment

One of the films from the most promising Mickey Keating. Darling owes a great deal of debt to Roman Polanski’s Repulsion but Keating very effectively drags us into a disturbed mental space

De Palma (2015)

De Palma (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Brian De Palma Documentary

Brian De Palma is one of the most stylish directors in the world. In this documentary, he candidly reflects on his career, wryly accepts his flops and recounts the witty anecdotes from behind the scenes

Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)

Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Film/Videogame Adaptation

Dead Rising was another zombie survival horror videogame from the creators of Resident Evil. Although nowhere near the popularity of the Milla Jovovich films, this was the first of two films based on the game

The Dead Room (2015)

The Dead Room (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
New Zealand Haunted House Film

New Zealand-made film about a trio of parapsychologists investigating a reputedly haunted farmhouse. This treads very familiar ground and ultimately suffers from a sedate approach

The Death of “Superman Lives”: What Happened? (2015)

The Death of Superman Lives What Happened (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Documentary About Tim Burton's Failed Superman Lives Film

Fascinating documentary examining the proposed Superman Lives film from Tim Burton starring Nicolas Cage that never ended up going ahead. The competing personalities make for compulsive watching

Deathgasm (2015)

Deathgasm (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Heavy Metalheads Unleash Demons/Splatter Comedy

Outrageous New Zealand-made effort that fondly recalls the 1980s splatter comedies of Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson et al. This often feels like former teen metalheads looking back and puncturing the pretensions of their youth

Deep Dark (2015)

Deep Dark (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man's Relationship with a Talking Hole in the Wall

A weird and twisted film about a failed artist who develops a relationship with a hole in a wall. Imagine something that falls between Barton Fink and the Radiator Girl sequences from Eraserhead

Demonic (2015)

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Haunted House/Paranormal Investigators

James Wan has an exemplary track record in one’s opinion, you think this would extend to anything he produces. Here all we get are series of tired haunted house cliches before a twist ending that makes no real sense

Descendants (2015)

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The Children of Disney Villains

This has an appealing premise – the children of all the Disney villains have grown up and go to school together. This is promptly killed by the awfulness of the film itself, which is essentially High School Musical set in the Disney universe

Desecrated (2015)

Desecrated (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psychopathic Hunter

Yet another effort about teens running around the backwoods being stalked by a madman. This does better than most with the psycho of the show being an original character, given an intense, domineering performance from Gonzalo Menendez

Desierto (2015)

Desierto (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
White Vigilante Hunts Mexican Illegal Immigrants

Alfonso Cuaron’s son Jonas makes a film about Mexican illegal immigrants being hunted by a white vigilante in a Most Dangerous Game scenario. The film came out just after Trump’s famous wall campaign speech

The Devil’s Candy (2015)

The Devil's Candy (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Heavy Metal Horror/Occult Brooding/Psycho Stalker

From Australian director Sean Byrne who made the splendidly twisted The Loved Ones, this starts out a heavy metal horror film that broods with occult imagery and a sense of bad things about to explode

The Devout (2015)

The Devout (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Man's Daughter May Be a Reincarnated Astronaut

The bizarre story of a man who believes his young daughter is the reincarnation of a NASA astronaut. The film makes great claim that it is based on a true story but fails to make a compelling argument for its case

The Diabolical (2015)

The Diabolical (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted House Story with an SF Twist

This gives all appearance to being another copy of Insidious – a ghost story with an evil-sounding adjective for a title. The film settles in in predictable ways; then throws the ghost story angle on its head with a surprise SF twist

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015)

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Fantasy Computer Game Adaptation

Animated film spun off from a popular French online gameworld, which had also previously spawned an animated tv series. The results are amiably engaging with a sense of humour that makes the show

Don’t Speak (2015)

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Village Where Anyone Who Makes a Noise is Killed

Spanish film that prefigures the subsequent A Quiet Place concerning an island where anybody who makes a noise is killed. This fails to use its premise in any interesting way.

Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four (2015)

Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Cormans The Fantastic Four (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Documentary About the Unreleased 1994 Fantastic Four Film

The 1994 film version of The Fantastic Four is the stuff of legend – made for $1 million budget solely to secure a copyright and never intended to be released. This is a documentary about its making

Doomsday (2015)

Doomsday (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Time Traveller Come to Save the Future/Killer Cyborg

Not to be confused with Neil Marshall’s Doomsday. This is a surprisingly good, low-budget British SF film that serves up the essential plot of The Terminator but with a number of clever touches of its own

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerer’s Curse (2015)

Dragonheart 3: The Sorcerers Curse (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Dragon Fantasy

Sequel to a largely forgotten fantasy series. While never transcending formula, this fares somewhat better than the previous sequel largely because CGI effects have advanced since the original

Elstree 1976 (2015)

Elstree 1976 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Documentary About the Extras and Bit Players in Star Wars

A documentary devoted to the extras and bit players who appeared in Star Wars. Gently affectionate, it tells the story of people who never much else notable and how being part of such a cultural landmark impacted their lives

Embers (2015)

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Rating: ★★★
Catastrophe That Has Left the Population with Periodic Amnesia

An often hauntingly made film set in a world where the populace is affected by periodic amnesia and memory resets. Memento in effect recast as an apocalyptic story

The Empire of Corpses (2015)

The Empire of Corpses (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Alternate Victorian England Based on Frankenstein Technology

Fascinatingly original anime set in an alternate history Steampunk version of Victorian England that has developed a technology based on Frankenstein’s corpse resurrection experiments

End of Days, Inc. (2015)

End of Days, Inc. (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Office Workers Prepare for the End of the World

A comedy in which office staff working overtime gradually realise their efforts are in preparation for the end of the world. This needed more of a dark bite to fully work but has occasional amusement

The Enfield Haunting (2015)

The Enfield Haunting (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Haunted House/"True Story"

The Enfield Haunting is a supposedly true-life haunting that most audiences are familiar with from The Conjuring 2; this is an earlier tv mini-series treatment that offers a more realistically grounded telling

Estranged (2015)

Estranged (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Imprisonment Thriller

An amnesiac girl returns home to a large estate in the English countryside only to be made prisoner by her family. Reminiscent of one of the 1960s Hammer psycho-thriller, this is well-made and builds out a fine sense of alienation

Ex Machina (2015)

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Rating: ★★★★
Android Artificial Intelligence

The field has been open for one work to come and set the benchmark for A.I. films. Alex Garland’s Ex Machina arrives at that work. Rather than flashy effects, this resides in a series of beautifully cool debates and sharply intelligent twists

Excess Flesh (2015)

Excess Flesh (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Imprisoned by a Disturbed Roommate

A strong portrait of disturbed psychology – imagine a mash-up between The Neon Demon and its delve into the dark side of the modeling world and Single White Female about a woman and her disturbed roommate

Extraordinary Tales (2015)

Extraordinary Tales (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Edgar Allan Poe Stories/Animation

An anthology of Edgar Allan Poe tales narrated by Christopher Lee, Bela Lugosi and others. Each episode is in a different style, where the succinctness allows the stories to be told as written

Fantastic Four (2015)

Fantastic Four (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superheroes

Despite all the hate this received, I am maybe the only person out there that liked it. It is three-quarters of a good film that strips the Four of costumes and tells a character-driven story about people dealing with powers

Fear Clinic (2015)

Fear Clinic (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Experimental Fear Treatment Opens Up Other Dimension

Film spun out from a web series. Robert Englund as a mad psychiatrist who creates a machine that helps people confront their phobias that somehow opens a doorway to creatures from another dimension