Swiss Army Man (2016)

Swiss Army Man (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Castaway Befriends a Talking Corpse

A ridiculously off the wall and heartwarming film. Imagine a crosshatch between Weekend at Bernie’s and Cast Away – where Wilson the beachball is replaced by Daniel Radcliffe as a farting talking corpse

Arrival (2016)

Arrival (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
First Contact with Aliens

Most SF films gloss over the issue of communication with aliens, having them either speaking English or with devices like Universal Translators. This is a superbly intelligent film that grapples with how to communicate with something different

She Kills (2016)

She Kills (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Woman with a Vagina Possessed by Satan

Positively the most insane, offensive and over-the-top film I have seen in some time. A bride finds she has a vagina possessed by Satan and uses it to go all I Spit on Your Grave on the gang who ate her husband on her wedding night, resulting in an outrageous splatter bloodbath

The Shallows (2016)

The Shallows (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Shark/Survival Horror

A killer shark that is less Jaws and more a survival film in the vein of 127 Hours. A well worthwhile effort that uses every cinematic trick in its arsenal to provide a nail-bitingly intense adrenaline workout

Sausage Party (2016)

Sausage Party (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Supermarket Produce

The most demented premise of the year – an animated film about the lives of the talking produce in a supermarket. This is crude, rude and guaranteed to offend (as might be expected from a Seth Rogen penned vehicle); it is also one of the funniest and cleverest films of the year

Zootopia (2016)

Zootopia (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/World of Talking Animals

A really good Disney animated film set in a world that imagines what might happen if animals lived in cities, this is an ingenious reworking of the talking animals premise that overflows with visual ingenuity and warm humour

Train to Busan (2016)

Train to Busan (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies on a Train

The zombie film has become an overworked vein in the last few years. This South Korean film does nothing to reinvent it, just contains the drama aboard a train but manages to create a grippingly intense epic of the genre

Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)

Batman The Killing Joke (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Adaptation of the Alan Moore graphic novel, one of the most famous comic-book titles of all time. The notoriously cranky Moore need have no reason to shun this film version, which recreates his work right down to preserving his dialogue and replicating the set-up of individual panels

The Eyes of My Mother (2016)

The Eyes of My Mother (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Psychopathically Disturbed Woman

An extraordinary film, the story of a disturbed woman who keeps people prisoners in her barn. The stark effectiveness of the film all comes in the brooding black-and-white photography

Passengers (2016)

Passengers (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cryogenic Sleepers Awake Aboard a Space Voyage

The gratifying pleasure of a solid conceptually-driven science-fiction film – all based around the premise of “what if a cryogenic sleeper woke up halfway through a deep space voyage?” and the moral choices he must make. Strong, intelligent character-driven science-fiction and possibly the best designed film of the year

Deadpool (2016)

Deadpool (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero

Maybe the smartest and wittiest of the modern Marvel Comics adaptations, this takes every opportunity to deflate its own seriousness, not to mention frequently breaks the fourth wall with side-splitting results

Doctor Strange (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Scott Derrickson acquits himself well taking on one of Marvel’s magician superhero. He replicates well the psychedelic esoterica that gained the comic book a cult following and Benedict Cumberbatch anchors the show perfectly

The Neon Demon (2016)

The Neon Demon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Film in the L.A. Modelling World

Nicolas Winding Refn makes a horror film set in the L.A. modelling world. A film of hypnotic surfaces that glitter with a troubling undertow, the result is like Valley of the Dolls as remade by Dario Argento

The Monster (2016)

The Monster (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Roadside Monster Movie

A monster movie that consists of a mother and daughter cowering in a crashed car on a remote stretch of road. The effectiveness of the film comes in the incredibly raw emotional groundwork laid in the first half

Operation Avalanche (2016)

Operation Avalanche (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
The Faking of the Moon Landing/Found Footage

This takes the old conspiracy theory about the Moon Landing being faked by tv and rather hilariously is a Found Footage film being shot by two filmmakers who have been tasked with fabricating the Moon Landing

Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016)

Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Computer Game Adaptation

Anime film released to accompany the computer game. Dazzling, epic-sized animation, mocapped in photorealistic detail that wows the eye on a scale that Western animators never come near

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Captain America: Civil War (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
War Between Comic-Book Superheroes

Less Captain America 3 than The Avengers 3 – the entire film has been conceived as a massive superheroic punch-up. The results move with an exhilarating pace, but the Russo Brothers haven’t yet mastered Joss Whedon’s hand with character humour

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Stop-Motion Animation/Boy's Epic Journey

Beautiful stop-motion animated feature from Laika. This takes a big bite and tells an epic adventure. The only flaw is that the stop-motion is so flawless that audiences cannot tell the difference between regular animation

Raman Raghav 2.0 (2016)

Raman Raghav 2.0 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
True-Life Mumbai Serial Killer

Everyone has a certain idea of what Bollywood cinema is – romantic interludes and elaborate song and dance numbers no matter the genre. This is one Bollywood film that defies convention – based on a true-life Mumbai serial killer, it comes with a harsh realism and features an electrifying central performance

I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016)

I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teenage Serial Killer vs Shapechanging Monster

Unique and quite remarkable film about a teen in a nowhere town who recognises the traits of a serial killer in himself and then discovers that aging neighbour Christopher Lloyd is actually a shapechanging monster

Hush (2016)

Hush (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Deaf Woman Stalked by a Killer

A Mike Flanagan film that keeps you in a state of seat-edge tension. The premise is a simple one – a deaf woman is terrorised by a killer waiting outside her house – but Flanagan delivers it with electrifying effect

Here Alone (2016)

Here Alone (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Survival After a Plague Outbreak/Social Collapse

Beautifully filmed, intimate work about a woman’s attempts to eke out survival in the woods in the aftermath of an unspecified apocalypse

The Greasy Strangler (2016)

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Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Comedy/Grease-Covered Killer

The most likely response to this is going to be “WHAT THE $%@^* AM I WATCHING?” – a film so far removed from the average experience, so located in its own unique, utterly eccentric universe it has instant cult classic written all over it

Endless Poetry (2016)

Endless Poetry (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Autobiography

At the age of 87, Alejandro Jodorowsky makes second of his autobiographical films following The Dance of Reality. In Jodorowsky’s hands, the story of his adolescence is turned into a gaudy and gloriously surreal mardi gras

Dolores (2016)

Dolores (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Model Maker's Miniature House Affects Reality

A model maker is hired to build a miniature of a famous actress’s house but then finds the model is capable of influencing reality. An ingenious premise that plays out with near-perfection

The Transfiguration (2016)

The Transfiguration (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Ordinary Vampire

The vampire film is looking a little anemic in the post-Twilight era. Here is what is easily one of the best vampire films of the 2010s, a combination of Martin and the relationship in Let the Right One In (sort of), all transplanted into a harsh inner city environment

Sing (2016)

Sing (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Singing Competition

I have lowered expectations of animated films these days but was surprised what an effortlessly engaging film this is. Essentially a version of American Idol but recast with talking/singing animals, it is a film that bursts with confidence and its own natural energy from every pore

Shin Godzilla (2016)

Shin Godzilla (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Atomic Monster

The 29th of the Japanese Godzilla films. Coming after the longest gap in the series to date, this functions as a complete reboot of the original. Godzilla is reconceived as a fearsome creation amid epic mass destruction and what are hands down the best effects of any film in the series

Rillington Place (2016)

Rillington Place (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
True-Life Serial Killer

BBC mini-series based on true-life serial killer John Reginald Christie that was earlier filmed as the classic >i>10 Rillington Place. Tim Roth steps into the role and the show adopts an exacting feel for the period to portray Christie’s crimes with considerable effect

Under the Shadow (2016)

Under the Shadow (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Iranian Woman Haunted By a Djinn

I was intrigued a few years ago about whether such a thing as the Islamic horror film existed and shortly after we had A Girl Walks Alone at Night. This could be considered an Iranian version of The Babadook and is a spooky and well made show about a woman slowly descending into fear and superstition

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Trapped in a Survival Shelter/Mysterious Catastrophe

Sequel in name only to Cloverfield, this takes place in a survival shelter where an unspecified catastrophe has happened outside but we cannot be certain what or even if anything at all. Okay but films like Take Shelter and The Divide did this much better

Terra Formars (2016)

Terra Formars (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutated Insects on Mars

Takashi Miike delivers a completely madcap film about evolved cockroaches on Mars being fought by astronauts who take doses of mutagenic serum to give them insect-based super-powers

Harvest Lake (2016)

Harvest Lake (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Horror/Plant Erotica and Body Snatchers

This starts out seeming a backwoods horror before plants in the woods start erotically influencing the characters, resulting in a series of provocative scenes that combine plants and sex

Happy Birthday! (2016)

Rating: ★★★
Tourists in Mexico Taken Prisoner

Two guys’ trip across the border into Mexico goes wrong as they end up imprisoned and tortured by cartel. This dives into a dangerous world with an askew sense of humour and becomes more bizarrely twisted as it goes on

They’re Watching (2016)

They're Watching (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage/Superstitious East European Village

The Found Footage genre has become fairly much strip-mined of all possibilities and I felt little enthusiasm for yet another. That said, this film about a reality tv crew in a heavily superstitious East European village, proves surprisingly well made and entirely wins you over with a bravura climax

For the Love of Spock (2016)

For the Love of Spock (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Leonard Nimoy Documentary

Documentary about the life of Leonard Nimoy made for the 50th Anniversary of Star Trek. Directed by Nimoy’s son Adam, this is mostly a biography tracing Nimoy’s life with some fascinating material showing the evolution of Spock

The Ghoul (2016)

The Ghoul (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Reality Bender

Ben Wheatley produced film that soon becomes a first order mindfuck. An detective undercover in therapy could just be a mentally ill man with delusions of being a detective or just as equally be having his reality manipulated

Fear, Inc. (2016)

Fear, Inc, (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Deadly Horror-Themed Reality Game

A variant on The Game where Michael Douglas had his life turned into a nightmare series of rubber reality games that were being staged for his amusement. This spins the same idea through a witty series of horror movie homages

FantastiCozzi (2016)

FantastiCozzi (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Luigi Cozzi Documentary

A documentary about Luigi Cozzi, director of Starcrash and Hercules, among others. Cozzi proves a highly enjoyable raconteur and often more entertaining than some of the films he has made

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Harry Potter Spinoff

Spinoff from the Harry Potter films – unlike those, written directly for the screen and feels more like it belongs there. The US locations open the story up, while the magic creatures and new ensemble cast prove a delight

The Unseen (2016)

The Unseen (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Slowly Starts to Become Invisible

Modestly effective effort about a man whose body is slowly fading away and becoming invisible. A film carried by some fine effects sequences, this derives its frisson from the gradual revelation of what is happening but loses it when the mundane subplots take over in the second half

The Void (2016)

The Void (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hospital of Horrors/H.P. Lovecraft Homage

In his follow-up to Manborg, Steven Kostanski abandons the affectionate homages to 1980s video-released genre films he has specialised in so far. A homage to the works of H.P. Lovecraft, this should be seen for the utterly wild and outlandish makeup effects that Kostanski delivers

11.22.63 (2016)

11.22.63 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Traveller Tries to Prevent the Assassination of JFK/Stephen King Adaptation

Stephen King adapted mini-series in which James Franco finds a mysterious door that leads back to 1960 and sets out to prevent the assassination of President Kennedy

Einstein’s God Model (2016)

Einstein's God Model (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Scientific Experiment in Contacting the Dead

A conceptually wild film about the use of a device that can contact the dead that winds in the use of Thomas Edison’s spirit phone, modern physics and multiverse theory in something uniquely different

Don’t Kill It (2016)

Don't Kill It (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Hopping Demon

An enthusiastically full-tilt horror comedy. This draws from the classic The Hidden in its premise of a demon that hops between bodies, possessing the person that kills its previous host. Dolph Lundgren has the time of his life

Your Name. (2016)

Your Name. (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Cross-Time Bodyswap

Makoto Shinkai anime that starts as a light and fluffy piece about a boy and a girl who keep waking up in each other’s bodies but expands out into a wholly different story, gaining unexpected emotional depths

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016)

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted House

A ghost story directed by Osgood Perkins. Essentially a two-person show where all the atmosphere is provided by haunting voicover narration but this has undeniable effect

Spectral (2016)

Spectral (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Soldiers vs Spirit Beings

Highly original piece that works as a supernatural version of Black Hawk Down with a unit of soldiers cut off in rebel territory and surrounded by spirit beings. Grippingly effective both in terms of the tension and a script that treats the phenomenon with scrupulous rationalism

Night of Something Strange (2016)

Night of Something Strange (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie-Creating Sexually Transmitted Disease

Film about a zombie-creating sexually transmitted disease that feels like it was made by a bunch of drunken adolescents trying to out-gross each other after an all-weekend beer party. A film that is readily ventures into bad taste and is prepared to offend

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jane Austen Retold with Zombies

Based on the book that led a publishing phenomenon in which literary classics are mashed up with monsters, this has the difficult balancing act – that of making Jane Austen’s Regency romance sit alongside zombies – nevertheless manages to play both with an impeccably straight-face

Prevenge (2016)

Prevenge (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psychopathic Pregnant Woman

Directed by and starring actress Alice Lowe, this comes in a blackly funny vein. Lowe plays a pregnant woman driven by the voice of her baby as she starts dispatching everything from sleazy men to those who annoy her

Peelers (2016)

Peelers (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Strippers vs Zombies

There have been a surprising number of films in recent years offering up the combination of zombies and strippers. Although what we have is never quite specified as zombies, this offers up strippers kicking zombie ass with a great deal of gore-drenched relish

Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday (2016)

Pee-Wee's Big Holiday (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Overgrown Adolescent's Nonsense Adventures

Pee-Wee Herman is a deliberately annoying character that is either adored or intensely loathed by audiences. This third film closely follows the structure of the first film with Pee-Wee in a series of nonsense adventures on a cross-country journey

Red Sonja, Queen of Plagues (2016)

Red Sonja, Queen of Plagues (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Warrior Woman/Sword and Sorcery

Surprisingly good animated revival of Robert E. Howard’s warrior woman with a script by comic-book writer Gail Simone that gets the character just right

Parasites (2016)

Parasites (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Killer Homeless People

This reverses the sympathies of films like Deliverance and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Rather than having people tortured by backwoods hicks, one man is forced to survive on a brutal run for his life through the more disreputable parts of L.A. while hunted by homeless.

Pandemic (2016)

Pandemic (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie First Person Shooter Found Footage Film

While the title leads you to expect a plague outbreak film, you soon discover this is a zombie film. What it is is a Found Footage film mounted as a First Person Shooter film at which you have to admit that it launches into action with considerable gusto and ferocity

Satanic (2016)

Satanic (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pursuit by Satanists

Two couples on a road trip start to experience sinister happenings after witnessing a devil worship ceremony. Essentially Kalifornia meets Race with the Devil, this develops some modestly creepy effect

The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

The Secret Life of Pets (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animals

I really enjoyed Illumination Entertainment’s debut film Despicable Me but thereafter they just seemed to slip into formula and following what every other animation studio is. Despite low initial enthusiasm, they regain their form here, doing nothing radically out of the ordinary but producing a modestly engaging work

Raaz Reboot (2016)

Raaz Reboot (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bollywood Possession Fim

For some reason, The Exorcist is hugely popular in Bollywood horror – this is the fourth in a series of otherwise unrelated films about possession. The film conducts its borrowings not unentertainingly and is boosted by a script that turns what we think is happening on its head with quite a degree of dexterity

Seoul Station (2016)

Seoul Station (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/South Korean Zombie Film

Train to Busan was a massive breakout hit from South Korear. Overlooked in the buzz was this animated prequel from the same director released at the same time. The zombie film and animation are an uneasy mix but this works well, if not with the same kick as Train to Busan

The Monkey King 2 (2016)

The Monkey King 2 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Legend

Sequel to the earlier The Monkey King, which was fun but this is altogether a better film. While the first film was more prelude to Journey to the West, this sets out on the journey and tells one of its stories. Directed with an immensely assured command of the live-action and CGi elements

Midnight Special (2016)

Midnight Special (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gifted Otherworldly Child

This feels like a reworking of late 70s/early 80s sf films like Starman and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Much of the film is based around a series of amazing happenings but its crucial failure as science-fiction is the lack of explanations for why these are happening

Siren (2016)

Siren (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Unearthly Woman Creature with a Mesmerising Song

Four guys on a stag night encounter a mysterious nightclub that features a woman with a mesmerising and unearthly song. The feature length expansion of the V/H/S segment Amateur Night, this is a film that is rather pleasingly driven by a series of wild and outlandish images

League of Gods (2016)

League of Gods (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Fantasy

A Chinese fantasy film that leaves anything Western fantastic cinema has made recently for dead, including epical battle scenes and a lavish sumptuousness of costuming that leaves your jaw on the floor

Spaghettiman (2016)

Spaghettiman (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Superhero Film

Possibly the most absurd notion to hit superhero cinema – a film in which the hero’s power is to fling spaghetti from his fingertips and hides his identity behind a paper bag. A low-budget, no-effects indie comedy with a deadpan sense of humour not likely to be everybody’s taste but I found downright hilarious

The Other Side of the Door (2016)

The Other Side of the Door (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Resurrected Ghost Child

From Johannes Roberts, the director of 47 Meters Down and other works, an undeniably spooky variant on Pet Sematary set in Mumbai as a mother unwittingly resurrects her late son’s spirit

Director’s Cut (2016)

Director's Cut (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Meta-Fiction/Film Gets Invaded by a Psycho Fan

A mind-bogglingly meta film that starts out as a regular crime thriller before it gets invaded and taken over by psycho fan Penn Jillette who abducts the star and is determined to write himself in as the hero

Cruel Summer (2016)

Cruel Summer (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Youths Torture and Kill a Handicapped Boy

Making claim to being based on a true story, this recounts the brutal beating and killing of a handicapped boy by three youths. More social horror than genre horror, this culminates in a horrible and not easy to watch scene

The Alchemist Cookbook (2016)

The Alchemist Cookbook (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possible Pacts with the Devil in the Woods

A micro-budgeted production shot in a trailer in the woods with a cast of two that sits in a fascinatingly ambiguous place about whether the central character has sold his soul or gone off his psychiatric meds

Another Evil (2016)

Another Evil (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Eccentric Ghost Hunter

Comedy about a man with ghosts in his home who invites in a so-called ‘ghost assassin’ before it becomes increasingly apparent he is completely nuts. Less a horror comedy than an eccentric bromance gone wrong

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016)

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Zombie Comedy

One has seen just a few too many wacky titled zombie comedies and this Austrian film seems another wannabe until the climactic scenes where it redeems itself with a completely demented bloodbath

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)

Batman Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Retro 1960s Batman

Someone figured out Adam West and Burt Ward, Batman and Robin from the 1960s Batman tv series, were still around and put them in this animated film that replicates the look of the show and pays homage to its willful silliness

The Belko Experiment (2016)

The Belko Experiment (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Office Employees Trapped in a Deadly Elimination Game

Greg (Wolf Creek) McLean directs from a script by James Gunn. The Office by way of Battle Royale as 80 employees are locked in an office building with orders to eliminate one another

The BFG (2016)

The BFG (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Roald Dahl Adaptation/Friendly Giant

Steven Spielberg adapts the Roald Dahl story. Despite the film bombing at the box-office, it is one of considerable charms. Spielberg doesn’t produce another E.T. but then he hasn’t delivered another Hook either

Big Bad (2016)

Big Bad (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kids' Adventure vs Werewolf/Bigfoot

An affectionate recreation of 80s-type kids-on-an-adventure films like The Goonies as kids come up against a creature that may be a werewolf or a Bigfoot. Made with humour and a liking for its characters while not forgetting to be scary

Bigfoot Ate My Boyfriend (2016)

Bigfoot Ate My Boyfriend (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bigfoot Comedy

A miracle of $1.98 no-budget film-making, this Bigfoot comedy shouts out its sheer good nature from every pore. It is a film that wears its shortcomings with pride, while the director and cast have a great comic timing

Bloody Chainsaw Girl (2016)

Rating: ★★★
Chainsaw-Wielding Schoolgirl Battles Mutant Cyborgs

Another of the gonzo Japanese splatter films about a schoolgirl who tries to go about her schoolday while fighting off mutant cyborgs with the chainsaw she carries

Cell (2016)

Cell (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Cellphone Zombies

Adaptation of the Stephen King novel about zombies created by a cellphone signal. Critically panned but this kicks in with a sensational opening scene and overspills with more fascinating ideas than it has room to deal with

Colossal (2016)

Colossal (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman's Actions Are Mimicked by a Giant Monster

Nacho Vigalondo film with a head-scratchingly wacky premise – Anne Hathaway finds that a giant monster mimics her movements. Vigalondo plays this surprisingly seriously and spins it through some appealing twists