Alienoid (2022)

Alienoid (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

A South Korean SF film that comes with a wide canvas involving alien invasion, time hopping between two eras and some epic action in possibly one of the most head-scratching plots seen in some time

Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood (2022)

Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Coming of Age Story/Kid Flies a NASA Moon Mission

Richard Linklater makes a charming animated film about a kid selected for a secret Moon Landing. Most of all a film with a lovely nostalgia for growing up in the era of the Moon mission

The Artifice Girl (2022)

The Artifice Girl (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Artificially Intelligent Program

One of the best of the recent spate of artificial intelligence films. A programmer creates an A.I. for the purpose of trapping sexual predators on the internet only to be faced with ethical questions about what he has created

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022)

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Parody

B budget director Jim Wynorski makes another of his bimbo films, a parody of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman where a cam girl is turned giant size after eating GMO food

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
War Between Human Colonists and Aliens

James Cameron finally delivers his sequel to Avatar. Nothing could quite repeat the same phenomenon a second time but this does well with Cameron taking the opportunity to show more depth to his alien world

The Batman (2022)

The Batman (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

The reboot of the Batman franchise post Zack Snyder returns to the Christopher Nolan conception with Robert Pattinson as an emo Batman who resembles The Cure’s Robert Smith. Not completely successful on all fronts but a promising start

Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022)

Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes/Animation

Animated film featuring a team-up between the sons of Batman and Superman, which ends up being far more fun than you expect

Battle for Pandora (2022)

Battle for Pandora (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Exploration/Alien Body Snatchers

The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Avatar: The Way of Water, which ingeniously exploits the fact that Saturn has a moon called Pandora. The rest is a low-budget body snatchers film

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero

The MCU’s sequel to Black Panther. This offers the peculiarity of a work in which the superhero of the title never actually appears and is instead set around his absence following the death of Chadwick Boseman

The Black Spider (2022)

The Black Spider (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pact with the Devil/Mediaeval Fantasy

A standout Swiss-made film, an exceptionally well written work about a pact made with the devil by a mediaeval village that unleashes a plague of spiders and other curses upon them

Brightwood (2022)

Brightwood (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Couple Trapped in a Timeloop on a Trail in the Woods

Remarkable little film where a couple go for a jog only to find they are trapped on the same stretch of trail in the woods by the lake where time starts looping around on itself in strange and increasingly sinister ways

Bubble (2022)

Bubble (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Mysterious Bubble Covers Tokyo

Anime in which Tokyo is covered by a mysterious energy bubble of alien origin and of a group of defiant youths who live on in its midst until the appearance of a mystery girl

Candy Land (2022)

Candy Land (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Killer at a Seedy Truck Rest Stop

This conducts a seedily grim depiction of the world of the prostitutes working at a highway truck stop. In the midst of this, they try to deal with a killer eliminating their numbers

Catnado (2022)

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Tornado of Cats Anthology

We’ve had Sharknado. Now comes Catnado, an anthology about storms of cats. This contains episodes so pitiful and ineptly made that this enters into the unwatchable

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022)

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Drug Addled Invading Alien Crabs

Another of the films inspired by Cocaine Bear, this features an invasion by alien crabs that become wired on cocaine. It is hard to tell if this is being deliberately ridiculous or not

Corrective Measures (2022)

Corrective Measures (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Prison for Super-Villains/Comic-Book Adaptation

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis before his retirement. This one has a watchable central idea and is set around the idea of a prison for super-villains even if Bruce is not up to much

Crimes of the Future (2022)

Crimes of the Future (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Future Surgical Experiments

A 79 year-old David Cronenberg returns with one of his best films, a synthesis of his major themes in an extraordinary and perverse look at a future where surgery has become performance art. This site’s best film of 2022.

Dahmer – Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022)

Dahmer - Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
True-Life Serial Killer

Best TV of the year. A mini-series that offers an absolutely compulsive dive into the disturbing mind of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer and an exactingly detailed charting of his crimes. Evan Peters shines in the title role

Day Shift (2022)

Day Shift (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Hunters

An enjoyably entertaining film featuring Jamie Foxx and Dave Franco as vampire hunters. This plays out as a comic buddy film mixed with a series of wildly charged action scenes

DC League of Super Pets (2022)

DC League of Super Pets (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/DC Comics Superhero Pets

Superheroes have overrun screens. It is starting to seem a little too much when we now get an animated film about animal superheroes who form their own Justice League

Deadstream (2022)

Deadstream (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Livestream from a Haunted House Comedy

A rather funny horror comedy based around the concept of a livestream conducted from a haunted house – all of which proceeds to quite hilariously go wrong

Demonic Christmas Tree (2022)

Demonic Christmas Tree (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Christmas Tree

Yes, exactly what the title announces – a film about a possessed killer Christmas tree. A rather amusing Christmas horror entry from prolific low-budget British producer Scott Jeffrey/Scott Chambers

Deus (2022)

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Space Expedition Finds Gateway to Heaven

This has distinct overtones of 2001: Space Odyssey and Event Horizon about an expedition to Mars to investigate a mysterious black sphere – only to find that it offers a gateway to Heaven

The Devil Conspiracy (2022)

The Devil Conspiracy (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Theft of the Shroud of Turin/Clone Body for The Devil

This has an insane plot about Satanists stealing the Shroud of Turin to clone a body to incarnate The Devil and a priest possessed by the archangel Michael wading into action with a glowing sword

Diabolik: Ginko Attacks (2022)

Diabolik: Ginko Attacks (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Masked Super-Thief/Comic-Book Adaptation

The 2021 Diabolik was a witty and stylish revival of the cult Italian comic-book about a masked super-thief. This was the first of the sequels, albeit with a different actor playing the title role

Disenchanted (2022)

Disenchanted (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Characters in the Real World

Enchanted in which Amy Adams played an animated fairytale princess entering the real world was a reasonable hit. This is the long-planned sequel that reunites the principals but feels like a joke that belabours in the retelling

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Doctor Strange was one of the better MCU films. Here Sam Raimi takes over in the director’s chair. This readily delves into multiverse themes but requires a major crash course in a plethora of Marvel tv series to follow

Don’t Worry Darling (2022)

Don't Worry Darling (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Utopian Town

Actress Olivia Wilde creates a variant on The Stepford Wives set in an idyllic 1950s town where the women seem to be prisoners. Wilde is making a feminist parable but the plausibility of her SF scenario falls apart

Dracula: The Original Living Vampire (2022)

Dracula: The Original Living Vampire (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Adaptation

The Asylum conduct their own version of Bram Stoker’s Dracula and this becomes one of the most radical screen adaptations of the story to date, swapping genders of characters

Drifting Home (2022)

Drifting Home (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anime/Apartment Building Drifts Out to Sea

Peculiar but very nicely made anime about a group of children who go on a fantastical journey in an abandoned apartment building that is washed away to sea

Dual (2022)

Dual (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Woman Must Fight a Death Duel with Her Clone

Film in which a dying Karen Gillan has a clone made of herself only to make an unexpected recovery and be forced into a televised duel to death with the clone for ownership of her life

Enys Men (2022)

Enys Men (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Happenings on an Island

Fascinating film about a woman isolated on an island off the Cornish coast who is haunted by cryptic mystery figures, who are possibly all in her imagination, possibly not. A film that creates a fascinating enigma

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Multiverse Comedy

A multiverse comedy in which Michelle Yeoh is propelled through an hilarious series of alternate selves. One of the most mind-spinning films of recent viewing. Also the first SF film to win an Academy Award for Best Picture

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Harry Potter Spinoff

Third of the Fantastic Beasts films, this comes as a mix of ennui with the franchise and promise. It feels like about right now would be a good time to retire the series

Final Cut (2022)

Final Cut (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies on a Zombie Film Set Comedy

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest takes on the overworked zombie film in recent years. Here Academy Award-winning director Michel Hazanavicius conducts a French remake but misses the mark

Firestarter (2022)

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Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

One of Stephen King’s best books is given a new film workover by Blumhouse. Keith Thomas made a standout directorial debut with The Vigil, but this is a disaster, one of the worst of all King adaptations

Fullmetal Alchemist: Final Transmutation (2022)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Final Transmutation (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime in Live-Action/Magician Heroes

The concluding chapter of the trilogy of live-action Fullmetal Alchemist films, this follows the manga’s storyline closely and brings the series to an epic conclusion

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Revenge of Scar (2022)

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Revenge of Scar (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime in Live-Action/Magician Heroes

The first of two sequels to the live-action Fullmetal Alchemist. The first felt uninspired but this and the third film expand the saga and its storyline out with considerable depth

Gerry Anderson: A Life Uncharted (2022)

Gerry Anderson: A Life Uncharted (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gerry Anderson Documentary

Fascinating documentary about the life of cult producer Gerry Anderson, the creator of puppet shows like Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet et al. Made by Anderson’s son Jamie

Girl at the Window (2022)

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Girl Thinks Next-Door Neighbour is a Serial Killer

From Mark Hartley, known for his documentaries about cult cinema, a film that borrows the premise of Disturbia where a teenage girl thinks her neighbour is a serial killer

Good Boy (2022)

Good Boy (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with a Furrie Companion/Imprisonment Thriller

A wonderfully disturbed film from Norway. A girl goes on a date with a man and discovers he has a roommate who wears a furrie suit and lives as a dog. And then things start to get really twisted

Goodnight Mommy (2022)

Goodnight Mommy (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Boys Believe Their Mother Has Been Replaced

The Austrian Goodnight Mommy was one of the most effective horror films of recent years. This is the toned-down English-language remake starring Naomi Watts as the mother

Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022)

Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/DC Comics Superhero

Green Lantern is a classic comic-book character but his screen presence were damaged by the Ryan Reynolds film. This conducts a severe reset of the character’s continuity

A Guide to Dating at the End of the World (2022)

A Guide to Dating at the End of the World (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Last People on Earth Romantic Comedy

Australian film that is a romantic comedy take on The Quiet Earth, the classic work about three people who awake in an entirely deserted world

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Living Puppet Boy/Stop-Motion Animation

Guillermo Del Toro offers up his dark, more adult take on the classic children’s story in this beautifully made stop-motion animated film. Winner of that year’s Academy Award for Best Animated Film.

H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal (2022)

H.P. Lovecraft’s Monster Portal (2022) poster
Rating: ★½
Lovecraftian Film

Low-budget film about a woman who inherits a British country estate to find someone has opened a portal to unleash entities. One of several low-budget films of late to appropriate Lovecraft’s name

Hatching (2022)

Hatching (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Girl Adopts a Monstrous Creature

A fascinatingly creepy Finnish film in which a young girl adopts and bonds with a grotesque bird-like creature, which proves murderous at the same time as it starts to become more human-like

Hellraiser (2022)

Hellraiser (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Sadomasochistic Demons

A valiant attempt to remake Clive Barker’s glistening and brilliant original that only emerges as a better made version of one of the sequels. This has a disappointing tameness that would never have inspired a series of sequels