Deathwatch (1980)

Deathwatch (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Future Media Obsession with a Dying Woman

Quietly understated French SF film set in a future where all illness has been abolished and a woman becomes a media sensation when she is diagnosed with a terminal condition

Darkweb (2016)

Darkweb (2016) poster
Rating:
Human Bloodsports

This exploits the topical fascination with the darknet in a story ostensibly about making snuff videos for sale there. In actuality, this telescopes down to being no more a variant on The Most Dangerous Game

Dark Touch (2013)

Dark Touch (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abused Psychokinetic Child

In her first English-language debut, French director/writer/actress Marina de Van delivers a variant on Carrie, albeit rewritten as a tale about child abuse. Oblique, quiet but undeniably effective when de Van pulls her punches

Dante 01 (2008)

Dante 01 (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Insane Asylum on a Space Station

Finally, the answer to what happened to Marc Caro after parting ways with Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Caro directs what would appear to be a darkly lit and confusing variation on The Green Mile set on a space station

The Dancer (2000)

The Dancer (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Experimental Dance Technology

Luc Besson produced film set among drum and bass dance culture in New York that follows an aspiring mute dancer (Mia Frye) who is asked to test a new technology that translates dance to music

The Dance of Reality (2013)

The Dance of Reality (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Autobiography

The first film in 24 years from Alejandro Jodorowsky, a surreal journey through his own childhood. Gone is Jodorowsky, the mad prophet of El Topo, replaced by a warm, wryly self-reflexive Jodorowsky looking back in on his own life

The Crucifixion (2017)

The Crucifixion (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Exorcism Film/"True Story"

Xavier Gens film from the screenwriters of The Conjuring films based on a supposedly true-life exorcism. One was hoping that Gens would do amazing things with the exorcism genre but he only rehashes the same cliches

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003)

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times Serial Killer Thriller

Luc Besson scripted sequel to the serial killer thriller The Crimson Rivers. However, in director Olivier Dahan’s hands, this emerges as a empty-headed series of shock images and random action scenes

The Crimson Rivers (2000)

The Crimson Rivers (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Thriller/Secret Eugenics Program

A strong well-made French thriller that comes with the influence of Se7en involving murders on a mountainside glacier and a secretive boarding school with ties back to the Nazi era

The Crazy Ray (1925)

The Crazy Ray (1925) poster
Rating: ★★★
Paris Frozen in Time

An experimental silent film from the great Rene Clair that depicts a group of people who remain unaffected as all of Paris around them has been frozen in time by a ray experiment

The Countess (2009)

The Countess (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Countess Bathory Story

Actress Julie Delpy directs/stars in an adaptation of the Countess Bathory story. In trying to pitch itself as a work of historical feminism and having sympathy for Bathory, this downplays the considerable horror element of the story

The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost Children (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist/Clones/Gonzo Comedy

The almost indescribable second film from Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Delicatessen fame, a Dicekensian street urchin fantasy that takes place in a stunningly designed almost-familiar world filled with eccentric characters

Chronopolis (1982)

Chronopolis (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/City of All-Powerful Beings

More of an abstract art short than a film. Dialogueless, almost plotless, this concerns the lone human in a city inhabited by inscrutable beings that amuse themselves by rearranging matter

Un Chien Andalou (1928)

Un Chien Andalou (1928) poster
Rating: ★★★
Surrealism

Famous surrealist short film made as a collaboration between Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali, full of the shock juxtapositions and symbolism you associate with either

Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974)

Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
French New Wave/Mysterious House

Vastly over-praised French New Wave film that is a ghost story of sorts. Three hours plus of tediously protracted happenings that don’t seem to be about anything at all

A Cat in Paris (2011)

A Cat in Paris (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Cat's Adventures

French film that was nominated for the 2011 Best Animated Film at the Oscars. Cute but over-rated, the film is all highly stylised hand-drawn caricature that looks great but never works very hard to engage in terms of its characters

Camille Rewinds (2012)

Camille Rewinds (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel/Divorcee Revisists Her Youth

This French film is an uncredited copy of Peggy Sue Got Married wherein director/star Noemie Lvovsky a dissatisfied divorcee who is propelled back to her high school graduating year and gets to relive her life choices

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989)

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Civil War

The first film from Enki Bilal set in a decaying luxury bunker where the elite of the future take shelter from a civil war. A film that creates a fascinating world – in which nothing interesting ends up happening

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Action/Walled-Off Ghetto

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

The Blood Rose (1970)

The Blood Rose (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Continental Gothic/Mad Surgery

Influenced by the classic Eyes Without a Face, this is a work of French Gothic about an aristocrat trying to find the right woman to use her face for his disfigured wife

The Blood of a Poet (1930)

The Blood of a Poet (1930) poster
Rating: ★★½
Surrealism

Early film from Jean Cocteau that consists of a progression of surreal situations. Dreamy and occasionally interesting

Blood and Roses (1960)

Blood and Roses (1960) poster
Rating: ★★½
Lesbian Vampire/Carmilla Adaptation

Roger Vadim conducts a very sofctore adaptation the classic vampire story Carmilla but this seems pallid and bloodless in contrast to the Hammer Films of the same period, not to mention their later adaptations of the same story

Black Moon (1975)

Black Moon (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
French New Wave Surrealism

Louis Malle’s one and only venture into the French New Wave – a baffling work set around social collapse as a young girl wanders a farmhouse encountering unicorns, talking animals and various surreal happenings

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

Beauty and the Beast (1946)

Beauty and the Beast (1946) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Jean Cocteau makes one of the greatest of all fantasy films and the finest of all fairytale adaptations, elaborating the original story out with a visual magic that still manages to dazzle audiences today

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973)

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Erotica

Another of the films from cult exploitation director Jess Franco. This is a vampire film made with a mix of arty erotica with Lina Romay as Countess Irina Karlstein who drains men and women’s lifeforce during sex

Barbarella (1968)

Barbarella (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Softcore Space Opera

Charmingly capricious and silly adaptation of the comic-strip with a wide-eyed Jane Fonda as the spacegoing heroine. Filled with some wonderfully naughty gags and a production and costume design scheme that goes to a gorgeously deranged excess

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Sequel to the French action hit. The plot shuffles the same basic elements around but it is the action we have come for, which is slow to start but soon kicks into exhilarating high gear

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

Baise-Moi (2000)

Baise-Moi (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Two Girls on a Killing Spree

Splendidly nasty French film that feels like Thelma and Louise by way of Natural Born Killers where two women pick up guns and go on a shooting spree against men who are abusive jerks. Directed by two women and cast with porn actresses, this holds little back

Baby Blood (1990)

Baby Blood (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman Impregnated by a Blood-Drinking Parasite

A wildly deranged and gore-drenched ride. Imagine Rosemary’s Baby with an Alien chesburster where a woman is impregnated by a parasite that maintains a monologue as it urges her to kill and drink blood to feed it.

Azur and Asmar (2006)

Azur and Asmar (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Arabian Fairytale

Next to Hayao Miyazaki, Michel Ocelot is the greatest animators of all time but one of the least widely recognised. Here he conducts a beautifully made Arabian fairytale

The Ax (2005)

The Ax (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Unemployed Man Eliminates Rival Job Applicants

Costa-Gavras, a director known for highly political films, makes a dark comedy about an unemployed man who sets out to eliminate his rival job applicants

Attack of the Robots (1966)

Attack of the Robots (1966) poster
Rating: ★★
Spy Film/Mind-Controlled Assassins

The title is misleading as the film doesn’t feature any robots but a group of mind-controlled assassins. An entry in the mid-1960s spy film fad from cult exploitation director Jess Franco

L’Atlantide (1921)

L'Atlantide (1921) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Lost World/Immortal Queen

The first and best film version of a classic story about an expedition finding the city ruled by an immortal queen in the desert. This was shot in the real locations and comes with a stunning sense of expansiveness

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018)

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

A CGI animated film based on the popular comic-book character Asterix. After numerous other adaptations, this was the first of the Asterix films to be written directly for the screen

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Character

The best among the films made from the Asterix comics. This delivers the characters and the visual humour the way they should be, plus leaves the sly satiric wit of the originals intact with side-splitting results

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The third of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This faithfully replicates the look and visuals of the original comic-books as the two head off to the Olympics

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
Rating:
Miniature Magical World

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009)

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009) poster
Rating:
Miniature Magical World

This was the second of Luc Besson’s Minimoys films, partly animated children’s films set in a world of miniature creatures. Here the charms of the first film seem thinly stretched

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Miniature Magical World

Lightweight Luc Besson directed children’s fantasy with a young boy shrunken down to miniature size to engage in a series of CGI animated adventures among a race of fairy-like people. Several sequels followed

Arizona Dream (1993)

Arizona Dream (1993) poster
Rating: ★★½
Occasionally Surreal Desert Happenings

This English-language debut from Emir Kusturica should have been a hit going by its cast that includes a young Johnny Depp romancing a 50+ Faye Dunaway, but is a plotless piece of improv of occasional surreal interludes

April and the Extraordinary World (2015)

April and the Extraordinary World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Steampunk Alternate History Adventure

Animated film that takes place in a Steampunk alternate history. This brims over with an extraordinary degree of visual invention from the amazingly detailed vistas of the world to a script tossing in quirky twists and wacky inventions

Annette (2021)

Annette (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Surrealist Musical

As a follow-up to Holy Motors, Leos Carax returns with of all things a musical. As might be expected of Carax, this is a wildly surrealistic film, not the least of which is one of the characters is a singing puppet

Alphaville (1965)

Alphaville (1965) poster
Rating: ★★★
French New Wave/Intergalactic Detective

Surrealistic cinematic joke from French New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard that mashes up film noir and SF where hard-boiled detective travels to another planet represented by contemporary Paris

Alone (2017)

Alone (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Children Awaken in a Mysteriously Deserted City

A French variant on The Quiet Earth adapted from a comic-book about a group of young people who wake up to find themselves alone in a deserted city

L’Age d’Or (1930)

L'Age d'Or (1930) poster
Rating: ★★★
Surrealism

This collaboration between Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali is not much more than a plotless series of surrealistic images, which are frequently calculated to outrage