The Plague (1992)

The Plague (1992) poster
Rating:
Plague Outbreak/Albert Camus Adaptation

An incredibly dull version of Albert Camus’s novel about a city infected by plague. Camus wrote the original as an allegory for the Nazi occupation of France but this talks itself to death

Princes and Princesses (1999)

Princes and Princesses (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animated Fairytale Anthology

From Kirikou director Michel Ocelot, an anthology of animated fairytales that prove quite delightful

Princess of the Sun (2007)

Princess of the Sun (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Ancient Egypt Adventure/Animation

Very nicely made French animated film based around the daughter of the pharaoh Akhenaton

The Prize of Peril (1983)

The Prize of Peril (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Human Hunting TV Gameshow

French film about a tv gameshow where contestants are pursued by armed hunters. Much of this was copied by the subsequent The Running Man but this conducted the idea first and better

The Prodigies (2011)

The Prodigies (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Psychic Powered Kids Go Amok

French animated film about a group of kids with psychic powers going amok. Is okay at what it does but had much of its thunder stolen by the more recent and more spectacular Chronicle

A Pure Formality (1994)

A Pure Formality (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Police Interrogation/Deathdream

Gerard Depardieu is being interrogated by police inspector Roman Polanski over a murder he cannot remember. Solid, well constructed drama that is turned on its head with a surprise ending

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

Quest for Fire (1981)

Quest for Fire (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Prehistory/Caveman Adventure

Beautifully shot directorial debut from Jean-Jacques Annaud that sets out to dispel all the cinematic cliches about cavemen and dinosaurs and offers up an anthropologically realistic prehistoric film

The Rape of the Vampire (1968)

The Rape of the Vampire (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

Director Jean Rollin gained a cult following with his erotically fetishised, strikingly poetic vampire films, of which this was the first. Viewing the film today, one has more than a few problems with the title

Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan (2011)

Ray Harryhausen: Special Effects Titan (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ray Harryhausen Documentary

A documentary devoted to the life and films of stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen whose films, which include the Sinbad films and Jason and the Argonauts, have gained a cult following

Reality (2014)

Reality (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism/Blurring of Dream and Fiction

A film from Quentin Dupieux that comes in a series of quirky intersecting stories where the dreams and films different characters are watching/making keeping blurring together in mind-boggling ways

Requiem for a Vampire (1972)

Requiem for a Vampire (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

The fourth of the works of arty vampire erotica from cult director Jean Rollin. Rollin has discovered more in the way of plot by this point, while the film has a beautifully dreamy fairytale-like quality

The Room (2019)

The Room (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★½
House With a Room That Answers Wishes

Not to be confused with Tommy Wiseau’s bad movie classic. This comes from Christian Volckman who made an impressive debut a few years ago with the animated Cyberpunk film Renaissance. Moving to live-action, this creates an air of unspeakable dread as a couple buy a house that has a hidden room that can manifest anything they wish for

Rubber (2010)

Rubber (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Car Tire/Meta-Fictional Monster Movie Parody

The best killer car tire film ever – a monster movie spoof wound in so many layers of meta-fiction that it is positively side-splitting. The smartest and funniest monster movie in ages

Saint Ange (2004)

Saint Ange (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
French Ghost Story

The first film from Pascal Laugier who has emerged as a leading French horror director since, a ghost story set at a girl’s boarding school, Laugier does produce some eerie jumps but the script is a frustrating tangle of narrative loose ends

The Sleeping Beauty (2010)

The Sleeping Beauty (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale

Catherine Breillat, a director usually known for tackling issues of female sexuality, adapts the classic fairytale in a muddled effort that singularly fails to fly either as fairytale or deconstruction

Snow White (2009)

Snow White (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale Ballet Adaptation

An amazing reinterpretation of the classical fairytale as modern ballet for adults. This does amazing things to reinvent the original and is visually extraordinary

The Soul Eater (2024)

The Soul Eater (2024) poster
Rating: ★★½
Police Procedural/Folk Boogeyman Killings

A French police procedural where detectives are plunged into a series of bizarre murders involving a child sacrifice cult and a folk boogeyman. From the directorial duo who started the whole French Extremism movement with Inside

Spermula (1976)

Spermula (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Erotica/Women Alien Visitors

Rather of an oddity – a French adult film about women from the future that in the aftermath of Star Wars was re-edited to become a film about alien women visitors come to kill off the human species via sex. Often directed with an artiness that proves far more than you expect

The Suicide Shop (2012)

The Suicide Shop (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Black Comedy

French animated film that is about as far from children’s entertainment as it is possible to get – a mordantly dark comedy that operates in similar territory to The Addams Family in its tale of a family that operates a shop selling items of despatch to the suicidally minded

Survive (2024)

Survive (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Catastrophic Reversal of the Earth’s Poles

A French catastrophe film where the Earth’s poles abruptly reverse, transforming what was ocean into a desert. A survival film that is based on a premise that is fundamentally scientifically absurd

The Swarm (2020)

The Swarm (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman’s Obsession with Raising Killer Locusts

Not the classic Irwin Allen bad movie but a work of disturbed psychology about a woman who develops an unhealthy obsession with feeding locusts blood and turning them into a killer swarm

Tales of Mystery and Imagination (1968)

Tales of Mystery and Imagination (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★
Edgar Allan Poe Anthology

Trilogy of Edgar Allan Poe tales from three European directors. Roger Vadim’s opening episode drags but both Louis Malle and Federico Fellini deliver standout works in their respective segments

The Tall Man (2012)

The Tall Man (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Child Abducting Boogeymen/Conceptual Reversal Twister

Pascal Laugier returns with this fascinating effort about a small town subject to child abductions by a possible boogieman. A film that is as blatantly manipulative as it is ingenious in its way-out twists and turns where everything we assume is going on at the outset is eventually turned completely on its head

The Tenant (1976)

The Tenant (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Apartment Block Paranoia/Identity Exchange

One of Roman Polanski’s least recognised films in which he both directs and plays the lead as a mousy man driven to a state of paranoia and the point he loses his identity by the neighbours in a Parisian apartment building

Tender Dracula (1974)

Tender Dracula (1974) poster
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Comedy About a Horror Actor

An obscure French comedy in which Peter Cushing plays a vampire or more correctly plays a horror actor used to playing vampires. Assorted extremely unfunny shenanigans running around his castle ensue

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024)

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Steampunk Adventure

A very nicely animated French Steampunk film about an expedition aboard a steam airship to explore the secret entrance to an underground world in the Antarctic. A computer animated film all made by one person.

The Testament of Dr Cordelier (1959)

The Testament of Dr Cordelier (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Adaptation

Jean Renoir is considered one of the greatest of all film directors – this is his only venture into genre material, a version of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Though Renoir seems disinterested in making a horror film, he offers up the most faithful interpretation of the story on screen to date

The Testament of Orpheus (1960)

The Testament of Orpheus (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★
French Existentialism/Meta-Fictional Autobiography

Jean Cocteau’s follow-up to his earlier Orpheus becomes an opportunity where Cocteau makes an autobiographical films, revisiting his own life and works

The Theatre Bizarre (2011)

The Theatre Bizarre (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

A horror anthology featuring episodes from seven different directors. As with other anthologies, the episodes vary in quality, ranging between the so-so, the mostly quite good and one standout segment

Them (2006)

Them (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Home Assault

French horror film that generates a reasonable level of tension as a couple are attacked in their home by mysterious strangers

They Came Back (2004)

They Came Back (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
The Dead Return to Life

A French zombie film that is about as far removed from a zombie film as it possible to get – the dead inexplicably return to life not to eat the flesh of the living but calm and detached where society’s problem is how to let them return to their previous lives

The Time Masters (1982)

The Time Masters (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Planetary Adventure

Rene Laloux, the animator who made Fantastic Planet, collaborates with cult fantasy artist Moebius and the result is a planetary adventure filled with trippily exotic backgrounds and creatures

Time of the Wolf (2003)

Time of the Wolf (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Social Collapse

Michael Haneke has risen to great acclaim in recent years; this is one of his earlier works – a slow Tarkovsky-esque work that seems set in a future that is collapsing at the edges. Haneke is a fascinating talent but this is a bit too vague and well free of anything actually happening for me

Tintin and the Lake of Sharks (1972)

Tintin and the Lake of Sharks (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Character/Animation

Animated adaptation of the Tintin character that gets the look and details of the characters just right but is ruined by bad dubbing of some of the voice parts and allowing a slapstick element to take over

The Trial (1962)

The Trial (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Bureaucratic Nightmare World/Kafka Adaptation

Orson Welles’s adaptation of the Frank Kafka novel about a man caught in a nightmare bureaucracy is one of the most visually stunning black-and-white films ever shot

A Trip to the Moon (1902)

A Trip to the Moon (1902) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Expedition to the Moon/Comedy

Often misidentified as the first science-fiction film, Georges Melies’s short is a whimsy involving comedic exploits on the Lunar surface. Hardly serious as SF but an undeniably iconic work made with enormous sophistication for the day

The Triplets of Belleville (2003)

The Triplets of Belleville (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Animation

Splendidly original and completely off the wall work of stylised animation from Sylvain Chomet

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976)

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

Animated film based on the popular comic-books co-directed by the comic-book’s creators René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo,. This is disappointingly weak animation that substitutes slapstick cartoon gags for the comic’s more sophisticated humour

U (2006)

U (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Frolics

A likeable and colourful French animated film

Under the Rainbow (2013)

Under the Rainbow (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Romantic Comedy/Modernised Fairytales

No relation to the disastrous Chevy Chase film, a French romantic comedy that has modernised retellings of various fairytales wound into the plot, often being deflated or turned on their head

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Space Opera/Comic-Book Adaptation

It was a box-office bomb but this is one of the most breathtaking and completely designed SF work to ever cross the screen. In terms of effects, sets and costuming, Luc Besson gives us a work that is an overwhelming treat for the eyes

Vidocq (2001)

Vidocq (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Historical Fantasy

A film based on the real-life figure of Francois Vidocq, who became the world’s first detective, which the film uses as the stepping off point to create an exquisite dark fantasy

Vincent (2014)

Vincent film (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with Superpowers

The peculiar story of a man who gains super-strength and various other powers whenever he is in water, this essentially plays out as a superhero film but in a more low key way without any costumes. Quirky, charming and rather likeably appealing

The Visitor from the Future (2022)

The Visitor from the Future (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Comedy

A French film about a time traveller come to prevent the catastrophic explosion of a nuclear power plant. A low expectation film that turns out to be a comedy that sparkles with wit and inventivity

Viva La Muerte (1971)

Viva La Muerta (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sadism and Surrealism

Obscure film in which director Fernando Arrabal depicts a series of vignettes from his childhood depicting the sadism and cruelty of the Spanish Fascists

The Warriors Gate (2016)

The Warrior's Gate (2016) poster
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Videogamer Transported to Ancient China

Luc Besson written/produced effort where a videogamer kid is transported to Ancient China. A blatant copy of The Forbidden Kingdom that manages to be fundamentally implausible on every level and one of the worst attempts to pander to the Chinese box-office

Weekend (1967)

Weekend (1967) poster
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French New Wave/Downfall of Civilisation

Jean-Luc Godard’s classic of the French New Wave where a couple’s journey into the countryside for the weekend becomes increasingly more surreal and anarchic

With a Friend Like Harry (2000)

With a Friend Like Harry (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sinister Houseguest

French psycho-thriller where Sergi Lopez gives an unnervingly charming performance as a psychopathic schoolfriend who inserts himself into Laurent Lucas’s life

The Woman in the Fifth (2011)

The Woman in the Fifth (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Femme Fatale

European arthouse film that feels like it should have been a horror film. This starts well but when it veers into genre territory, its big twist has been done by too many genre films of recent and holds nothing interesting in its treatment

Wrong (2012)

Wrong (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism

Quentin Dupieux’s follow-up to the hilariously culty Rubber, an absurdist film about a man setting out to find his missing dog. You keep expecting something as mind-bendingly hilarious as Rubber but this is more of a mild amusement in the David Lynch-ian deadpan surrealist vein