Bunny the Killer Thing (2015)

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Killer Bunny/Gonzo Splatter Comedy

Outrageous Finnish splatter comedy about a giant rampaging bunny creature. A film that in its better moments captures something of the sensibilities of early Peter Jackson films

The Sand (2015)

The Sand (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Beach Where the Sand Devours People

Solid little effort about a group of teens who wake up on a beach to find that the sand is trying to devour them and the only shelter they have is picnic tables and the lifeguard station. This delivers a tight, contained survival story that generates some excellent tension

Jurassic World (2015)

Jurassic World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

After two ho-hum sequels, this finally delivers a solid follow-up to Jurassic Park. Rather than more scenes with dinosaurs chasing people, this comes with some fascinating ideas about seeing the park in operation

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) poster
Rating:
Flying Killer Shark

This is the one of worst films to come out in the gonzo killer shark fad – it is surely the killer shark genre’s equivalent of The Room. The effects hit a level of terribleness not seen since Birdemic, the rest is full of ridiculous continuity gaffes, bad acting and bad dialogue

Man Vs. (2015)

Man Vs. (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Wilderness Survival Reality TV Star Encounters a Creature

The amusing idea of a mimicry of a Bear Grylls-type wilderness survival reality show – but with the addition of a monster.

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014)

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014) poster
Rating:
Giant Hybrid Monsters

Entry in the gonzo killer shark film (viz Sharknado et al), sequel to the earlier Sharktopus Though produced by veteran B movie producer Roger Corman, these Sharktopus films are some of the shittiest in the gonzo killer shark fad, featuring way below sub par effects and missing the sense of humour

Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Monster Bash

A slightly different beast to its Japanese counterparts and an impressive revival of the series. Gareth Edwards, who made the excellent Monsters, delivers mass destruction on a mind-bogglingly vast scale in ways that approach painterly beauty

From the Dark (2014)

From the Dark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Creatures That Lurk in the Dark

A horror film stripped to the basics – just two characters at siege in a farmhouse from creatures that lurk in the dark – not even any explanation of what the creatures are

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Shark vs Giant Robot Shark

Third in The Asylum’s series of Mega Shark films where they borrow the Godzilla series’ idea of Mecha-Godzilla and pit the Mega Shark against a robot copy of itself. Here the Mega Shark series is starting to approach the entertaining silliness of their Sharknado films but still flounder amid tatty effects

ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

Zombeavers (2014)

Zombeavers (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mutant Zombie Beavers

Gonzo killer animal and zombie films have been hugely popular in recent years – it was probably inevitable they meet. This comes with the deliriously ridiculous image of zombified human-beaver hybrids on the attack

Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys (2014)

Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animals Amok

From The Asylum, the same company behind Sharknado. The major surprise is that this is a monster movie that doesn’t place tongue-in-cheek and aim as absurdly as possible. Average in all regards

Avalanche Sharks (2013)

Avalanche Sharks (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sharks Attack a Mountainside Ski Resort

In the same vein as Sharknado, another absurdly entertaining gonzo shark attack film concerning sharks that swim through the snow to attack skiers at a mountainside resort

Beneath (2013)

Beneath (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teens Trapped in a Sinking Boat by a Giant Fish

Larry Fessenden makes what seems a formula teens in peril film. Once he gets his cast stranded in a sinking boat menaced by a giant fish and debating who to throw overboard, he develops some remarkably brutal tensions

Pacific Rim (2013)

Pacific Rim (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Mecha Robots vs Giant Monsters

Giant mecha robots beating the crap out of giant monsters – what’s not to like? In comparison to the Transformers films, Guillermo Del Toro looks to find the soul of the robot jock – in essence, Transformers for grown-ups

The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)

The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Mystery/Found Footage

The Dyatlov Pass Incident has gained a fascination as an unexplained mystery. Here Renny Harlin makes a Found Footage film that heads for full on conspiracy theory explanations

Blood Glacier (2013)

Blood Glacier (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Creatures on a Mountainside

Austrian-made film about people being attacked by mutant creatures on a mountainside. This has the cheesily absurd feel of a 1980s B movie and has some fun producing creature effects

Storage 24 (2012)

Storage 24 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Monster in a Storage Locker

British effort that proves to be no more than another copy of Alien – set in a warehouse of storage lockers. The film never consists of anything beyond a crashingly ordinary regurgitation of the moves used by an endless number of Alien copies

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

The Cabin in the Woods (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Meta-Fictional Horror Film

Joss Whedon scripted work that is less a horror film than a meta-horror film that is constantly deconstructing the genre and subverting its cliches. A rare genre entry less about visceral impact than it has brains to spare

Dead Sushi (2012)

Dead Sushi (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Man-Eating Sushi Amok/Gonzo Japanese Horror

Completely insane Japanese film about man-eating killer sushi. A film that has an anything goes lunacy, resulting in some of the most surreally crazed monster scenes this author has seen in some time

Piranhaconda (2012)

Piranhaconda (2012) poster
Rating:
Giant Hybrid Snake

Amid the spate of deliberately ridiculous monster movies of the 2010s, we have also seen a fad for absurd hybrid creatures. In actuality, the piranhaconda is just a giant snake – and served by some incredibly bad effects in this negligible effort from B-budget hack Jim Wynorski

Crawlspace (2012)

Crawlspace (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Amok Laboratory Experiments/Psychic Powers

Australian effort that seems to follow the path of Aliens/Resident Evil with soldiers venturing into a laboratory of amok monsters before a Philip K. Dick-ian twist on what we think is happening

Frankenweenie (2012)

Frankenweenie (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Universal Frankenstein Homage/Boy Resurrects Dog/Stop-Motion Animation

Tim Burton’s stop-motion animated expansion of his 1982 short film has a winning concept – a parody of the Universal Frankenstein films with a teenage boy resurrecting his dog

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

This is a killer shark film that is not taking itself too seriously. In their pursuit for the most absurd monster movie title, The Asylum have managed to get the balance of cheap effects and tongue-in-cheek treatment down near perfectly. The first in a series from The Asylum where each sequel added more heads.

Chillerama (2011)

Chillerama (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Parody Anthology/Drive-In Homage

In the same vein as Grindhouse, four filmmakers have come together to make an anthology of spoof horror films that homage the drive-in tradition. Good taste is left well behind and the results are both outrageous and funny

The Thing (2011)

The Thing (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

Though pitched as a prequel, this is essentially a remake of John Carpenter’s classic. Alas, this only finds the same phantasmagoric outlandishness as Carpenter did in a couple of scenes that may be moderately impressive for those who have never seen the original

Behemoth (2011)

Behemoth (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Mythological Monster Awakens

A Syfy Channel film that is equal part disaster movie and monster movie. Formulaic but for the outlandishness of its premise – the disaster is caused by a giant mythological monster wrapped around the Earth

Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)

Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Animals Amok

The Asylum had hits with Mega Python vs Giant Shark and Mega Piranha, both featuring former teen pop stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany as the leads. This pits both Tiffany and Debbie together in an epic bitch-fight against the backdrop of clashing giant animals with rather entertaining results

Sector 7 (2011)

Sector 7 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Monster Movie

South Korean monster movie set that only rehashes the cliches set down by Alien/Aliens. On the plus side, the CGI monster looks great and there are some particularly imaginative set-pieces with it but the film is at best only a rehash of Deepstar Six on an oil rig

Frankenstein (2011)

Frankenstein (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Frankenstein Stage Adaptation

Danny Boyle’s stage adaptation, broadcast live on movie screens, wrings up some unique changes on the classic tale. The role of Frankenstein and creation alternated between Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller

Absentia (2011)

Absentia (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Possible Creatures That Abduct People

The first genre film of Mike Flanagan. A fascinating film about creatures that may be abducting people. The film sits on an ambiguous line that leaves much in doubt, while achieving some strikingly subtle, understated directorial effects

Killer Mountain (2011)

Killer Mountain (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Monsters on a Mountainside

You would not be mistaken for thinking this a regular mountaineering drama – and that’s how half of the film transpires. Then it gets weird and introduces everything from monsters to Ancient Astronauts

Super 8 (2011)

Super 8 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alien Monster/1980s Coming of Age Tale

J.J. Abrams makes a homages to 8mm filmmaking and the films of his youth – you could easily imagine this as a Steven Spielberg-produced film of the era. On the other hand, after the obsessive secrecy in pre-release, the results emerge as underwhelming

Monster Brawl (2011)

Monster Brawl (2011) poster
Rating:
Wrestling Match Between Famous Monsters

This has the mildly amusing idea of taking the idea of films like Dracula vs Frankenstein et al one step further and actually pitting various classic monsters against one another in a wrestling match. Beyond its mimicry of televised wrestling though, there is almost nothing else to the film

The Millennium Bug (2011)

The Millennium Bug (2011) poster
Rating:
Backwoods Brutality/Monster Movie

The Y2K Problem was a now largely forgotten social apocalypse that never happened so why someone is making a film about it now is a scratch of the head. This is a Backwoods Brutality film that abruptly jumps tracks to become a monster movie

Mongolian Death Worm (2010)

Mongolian Death Worm (2010) poster
Rating:
Giant Worms

Another low-budget monster movie for the Syfy Channel. Between Sean Patrick Flanery’s unconvincing adventurer hero and the filmmaker’s failure to even vaguely approximate what Mongolia or its locals look like, this quickly slides down into a tatty, indifferently made copy of Tremors

El Monstro del Mar! (2010)

El Monstro del Mar! (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Grindhouse Homage/Monster Movie

Australian exploitation homage that is like a collision between Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! and a monster movie. Low-budget but this has an authentic recapturing of the spirit of trash cinema

Mega Piranha (2010)

Mega Piranha (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Fish Amok

If you could take it seriously, Mega Piranha would be a strong contender for a bad movie; however, its awareness of its own absurd shortcomings becomes its saving grace. The sight of giant piranha skipping down rivers and impaling themselves in the sides of buildings has an appealing delirium

Rare Exports (2010)

Rare Exports (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Discovering the Real Santa Claus/Giant Rampaging Santa

A Finnish film that comes as appealing anathema to the rosy sentiments of most Christmas films – more like a monster movie where Santa is a monster that punishes bad children

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010) poster
Rating: ★½
Giant Monsters

The first sequel to The Asylum’s Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and marginally a better film. This is less sparing with the cheap effects, while in every other regard it plants tongue-in-cheek and tries to make a virtue out of the sheer ridiculousness of the action

Amphibious 3D (2010)

Amphibious 3D (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Sea Monster

A film from genre regular Brian Yuzna that takes place in Indonesia with people at siege on a fishing platform as it comes under attack by a sea monster. One of the films made in the 3D process following the huge success of Avatar

Altitude (2010)

Altitude (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Monster on a Plane

Essentially a feature version of The Twilight Zone‘s classic Nightmare at 20,000 Feet episode, this generates some remarkable tension with a group trapped in mid-air in a small plane before a lame twist ending

Rubber (2010)

Rubber (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Killer Car Tire/Meta-Fictional Monster Movie Parody

The best killer car tire film ever – a monster movie spoof wound in so many layers of meta-fiction that it is positively side-splitting. The smartest and funniest monster movie in ages

AVN (2010)

AVN (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ninjas Fight Alien Creatures

Japanese film that true to its title offers pits ninja against alien creatures. The film plants tongue considerably in cheek as it offers up a series of wildly fantastique action scenes and creature effects

Sharktopus (2010)

Sharktopus (2010) poster
Rating:
Monster Shark-Octopus Hybrid

Amid the fad for deliberately absurd killer shark films viz Sharknado, this surely takes the prize for ridiculousness of conception and delivery – a hybrid creature with the head of a shark and the tentacles of an octopus. I defy you not to burst into laughter at some of the scenes (*)

The Blackout (2009)

The Blackout (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Monsters Invade an Apartment Building

Okay low-budget effort about creatures that lurk in the dark invading an apartment building. This produces a number of effective jolts, although never does anything to explain its monsters

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) poster
Rating:
Giant Monsters

The Asylum’s first venture into the gonzo shark movie that would spin off a series of sequels and culminate in the Sharknado phenomenon. Despite one of the great attention grabbing titles of all time, this is an unmemorable affair

Flu Bird Horror (2008)

Flu Bird Horror (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Bird Attacks

The Bird Flu Epidemic was a brief panic over an influenza outbreak that infected humans; this seems to little concern the film that blows it up into a horde of large mutant birds that attack humans

Dead Space: Downfall (2008)

Dead Space: Downfall (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Videogame Adaptation/Spaceship of Mutated Dead

Animated spinoff of the videogame. Your first impression is that animation is not suited for a gore-drenched film. One’s misgivings are silenced by the wildly phantasmagoric range of creatures the film throws at you

Splinter (2008)

Splinter (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Monster Movie/Malevolent Infection

A surprisingly good film that generates a great deal of tension in the story of a group of people trapped inside a gas station by a deadly plant infection that takes over bodies

Fear(s) of the Dark (2007)

Fear(s) in the Dark (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Horror Animation

A visually striking compilation of five animated French horror tales. Each varies widely in style but the result is far more extraordinary than many live-action counterparts

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem (2007)

AVPR Aliens vs Predator Requiem (2007) poster
Rating:
Alien/Predator Series' Crossover

Second of the Alien/Predator crossovers and the absolute nadir of either series. Gone is the suspense of either series’ earlier entries and the creatures are now no more than standard monsters in a teen horror film

Beowulf (2007)

Beowulf (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Epic Legend/Animation

After the success of the motion captured animated The Polar Express, Robert Zemeckis turned his attentions to the classic legend. Armed with a Neil Gaiman script and a host of name actors in the mocap suits, the result is a soaring fantasy

The Mist (2007)

The Mist (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Creatures in the Fog/Stephen King Adaptation

Frank Darabont delivers one of the best Stephen King adaptations where the story of people at siege in a supermarket from unseen creatures in a mystery fog outside becomes a study in fear and prejudice. With one of the great unforgettable endings

The Black Hole (2006)

The Black Hole (2006) poster
Rating:
Black Hole & Electrical Monster Amok

Of all the concepts in physics, the wildest of these is the black hole. It seems highly disappointing that this set out to be a film about a black hole but all we get is a film about an electrical monster amok

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Mutant Sheep/Splatter Comedy

An enthusiastically gore-drenched New Zealand comedy about mutant sheep, this favourably harkens back to the heyday of Peter Jackson’s early splatter films

The Host (2006)

The Host (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Korean Monster Movie

Bong Joon Ho, the South Korean director of Snowpiercer and Parasite, delivers his own version of a monster movie that certainly comes with a difference