The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

Bad Blood (1982)

Bad Blood (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
True-Life New Zealand Mass Murderer

Film based on true-life New Zealand mass murderer Stanley Graham, a disenfranchised farmer who became a local hero after shooting several police and inspiring a massive manhunt

Bad Taste (1988)

Bad Taste (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Splatter Comedy/Alien Invasion

Peter Jackson first appeared with this no-budget splatter comedy. A miracle of DIY filmmaking, the film plays out like a live-action Roadunner cartoon where the creativity of Jackson’s home-made gore effects is positively ingenious

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Mutant Sheep/Splatter Comedy

An enthusiastically gore-drenched New Zealand comedy about mutant sheep, this favourably harkens back to the heyday of Peter Jackson’s early splatter films

Braindead (1992)

Braindead (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies/Splatter Comedy

One of Peter Jackson’s early films, which is maybe the funniest zombie comedy ever made. This becomes a work of unparalleled genius in the glorious gore-drenched excesses it reaches for

The Changeover (2017)

Rating: ★★
Young Adult/Teen Witch's Journey

Adaptation of a book by NZ author Margaret Mahy. Mahy has a sublimely poetic turn of phrase in the writing but the film strips the book down to the point we get no more than a by-the-numbers Young Adult work

The Dead Room (2015)

The Dead Room (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
New Zealand Haunted House Film

New Zealand-made film about a trio of parapsychologists investigating a reputedly haunted farmhouse. This treads very familiar ground and ultimately suffers from a sedate approach

Dean Spanley (2008)

Dean Spanley (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Man's Previous Life as a Dog

Adaptation of a Lord Dunsany story, this has an appealingly eccentricity – a film told as a series of after dinner conversations about a man recalling his past life as a dog – that works with winning charms

Deathgasm (2015)

Deathgasm (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Heavy Metalheads Unleash Demons/Splatter Comedy

Outrageous New Zealand-made effort that fondly recalls the 1980s splatter comedies of Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson et al. This often feels like former teen metalheads looking back and puncturing the pretensions of their youth

The Field Guide to Evil (2018)

The Field Guide to Evil (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Anthology

From the producers of the ABCs of Death films, a further horror anthology where nine directors from around the world deliver eight episodes based on the folklore of their region

Flatmates Wanted (2004)

Flatmates Wanted (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Weird Happenings/Haunting

A no-budget New Zealand-made film about a student who makes the realisation he is living in a haunted flat. This delivers everything with some modest spooky effect

The Frighteners (1996)

The Frighteners (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Medium vs Ghostly Serial Killer Comedy

Before The Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson flopped badly with this ghost comedy. Jackson allows his obsession with the effects technology to take over at the expense of much else and provides little that is funny

Ghost Bride (2013)

Ghost Bride (2013) poster
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Ghostly Chinese Bride

New Zealand director David Blyth directs a ghost story that draws on Chinese supernatural. Blyth seems to be straining to generate anything vaguely spooky

Grampire (1992)

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Children's Vampire Film

New Zealand director David Blyth’s children’s film starring Al Lewis (the grandpa from tv’s Te Minsters) as a grandfather vampire is a toothless oddity that fails to work

Heavenly Creatures (1994)

Heavenly Creatures (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Schoolgirl Lovers-Killers/True Crime

Peter Jackson emerged to wide acclaim with this film based on a true-life New Zealand murder. It is also a film of absurd pretensions where Jackson seems less interested in the real incident and more distracted by effects trickery

Hidden (2005)

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Backwoods Sinisterness

Incomprehensible New Zealand film about a group of camp counselors being haunted by something as they run through the woods

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

After two bloated and over-padded Hobbit films, Peter Jackson finally gets it together and produces what everyone was expecting him to deliver, even if it means dragging one battle scene out to last an entire film

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson returns to J.R.R. Tolkien and epic-sized adventure in the first of his Hobbit films. The visual sweep is there but the film feels over-extruded and over-burdened by its own self-importance.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The Hobbit became Peter Jackson’s equivalent of the Star Wars prequels and this is the weakest work he has produced under the J.R.R. Tolkien banner. Five picaresque chapters of the book are extruded into bloated set-pieces

Housebound (2014)

Housebound (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
New Zealand Haunted House Comedy

An NZ-made haunted house comedy that runs through a frenzied array of genre plot devices, a couple of minor jumps and some easy middle-of-the-road laughs leaving you feeling there should have been more to it

I Survived a Zombie Holocaust (2014)

I Survived a Zombie Holocaust (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak on the Set of a Zombie Film

A New Zealand-made entry into the zombie comedy stakes. This has the amusing idea of having a zombie outbreak occur during the shooting of a zombie film

Jack Be Nimble (1993)

Jack Be Nimble (1993) poster
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Psychically Linked Brother-Sister

An over-the-top New Zealand-made Gothic horror with Alexis Arquette and Sarah Smuts-Kennedy as psychically connected brother and sister who set out on a quest to find their parents, killing all in the way

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Jojo Rabbit (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Nazi Boy with Adolf Hitler as an Imaginary Companion

The story of a young Nazi boy who has Adolf Hitler as an imaginary companion gained awards acclaim but swings between Hogan’s Heroes slapstick and a tender story about overcoming racial prejudice

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson wowed the world with this first part of his adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s trilogy. This is epic filmmaking and one that shows Jackson in full command of his craft

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The weakest of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films. This is the most variant from the source material and the one where Jackson allows his tendency to visual effects bloat to take over

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings saga truly gains its feet here, expanding out onto an epic scale where he has fused special effects and story into a singular vision

The Lost Tribe (1983)

The Lost Tribe (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Disappearance

Enigmatic New Zealand-made film that takes place in an incredibly haunted landscape about the disappearance of an anthropologist searching for a lost tribe

The Lovely Bones (2009)

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Murdered Girl Looks on From the Afterlife

A film about a dead girl trying to stop her paedophile murderer from the afterlife. A grim story becomes a visual effects vehicle wrecked by Peter Jackson’s overblown amateur hour symbolism

Mega Time Squad (2018)

Mega Time Squad (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Guy and Various Temporal Copies of Himself Comedy

There have been some very sophisticated time paradox films in recent years. At complete contrast, this is a comedy that has a great deal of fun with the premise of a guy and assorted temporal copies of himself running about

Mortal Engines (2018)

Mortal Engines (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Post-Holocaust World of Mobile Cities

Peter Jackson written-produced film that creates a fascinatingly original world. As always with a Jackson film, all the fun is in the massively scaled effects sequences and the design of the world. Alas, Jackson is not as well attuned in the story department, which often drags up corny cliched scenes

The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey (1988)

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mediaevals Time-Travel to the Present

The hugely underrated Vincent Ward makes a film about Mediaeval pilgrims travelling through time to the present. Shot in an series of extraordinary images that show how bewildering the modern world would be to them

Perfect Strangers (2003)

Perfect Strangers (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abduction Thriller/Ambiguous Ghost

Very strange New Zealand-made film that starts out seeming to be an abduction thriller and then turns into an even stranger ghost story that we cannot be sure is happening or all in the heroine’s imagination

The Quiet Earth (1985)

The Quiet Earth (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Last People on Earth

Evocative New Zealand-made Last People on Earth drama. Although the film reaches a frustrating ending that leaves much unanswered, the earlier scenes showing a man alone in a deserted world have an uncommon poetry

The Returning (1990)

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New Zealand Ghost Story

A New Zealand-made ghost story that hardly seems to have been seen by anybody. The film shuffles around cliches from 1970s ghost story tv movies but only dissembles them into an embarrassingly silly film where very little of substance is directed with a ludicrously overwrought intensity

River Queen (2005)

River Queen (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Maori Wars Historical Epic/Precognitive Dream

Vincent Ward is one of the directors who should be granted more opportunities to make films. This is his least satisfying work, a troubled behind-the-scenes epic set during New Zealand’s Maori Wars with some Magical Realist touches

The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024)

The Rule of Jenny Pen (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho in a Retirement Home

Rather good New Zealand made horror film set in a geriatric home with Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow engaged in a series of psychological games as a stroke-impaired Rush tries to stop a murderous Lithgow

The Silent One (1984)

The Silent One (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Deaf Polynesian Boy Befriends a Sea Turtle

New Zealand made film about a deafmute boy in a Cook Islands tribe and his mystic communion with a sea turtle

Sleeping Dogs (1977)

Sleeping Dogs (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
New Zealand Dystopia

The cornerstone of the modern New Zealand film industry – the first film of both Sam Neill and Roger Donaldson – a vigorous dystopian action film that offers up a nightmare of sleepy parochial 1970s NZ being brutally overrun by the imagery of totalitarianism

Turbo Kid (2015)

Turbo Kid (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Retro 80s Parody of Post-Holocaust Films

There is a fantastically witty idea here – a low-tech parody of the 1980s post-holocaust film – but one that seems in search of an accompanying film. The film overspills with retro ephemera and stylistic jokes but I wish there had been more to it beyond the hook of the initial joke

Whale Rider (2002)

Whale Rider (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Maori Culture/Mystical Communion with the Whales

Magical Realist tale set among New Zealand’s native Maori peoples concerning a young girl’s cautious defiance of traditions

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Comedy/Mockumentary

Hands down, this is the best vampire comedy ever made. An incredibly witty effort that contrasts the cliches of the genre with the mundane business of a group of vampires flatting together in New Zealand. A film that comes with sly deadpan gags packed into the corner of every frame

Wound (2010)

Wound (2010) poster
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Hallucination and BDSM

The always interesting David Blyth returns to screens with what feels like an amateur remake of Nicolas Roeg’s Track 29 that becomes a confused and plotless mishmash of hallucinations, random BDSM scenarios and shock effects