Desperation (2006)

Desperation (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Possessed Sheriff

Halfway reasonable Stephen King adapted tv mini-series. This has been placed in the directorial hands of King’s worst adapter Mick Garris who at least holds his worst tendencies in check

Darkside Blues (1994)

Darkside Blues (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Dark Future/Mysterious Stranger

Anime where a mysterious other-dimensional stranger aids future rebels. This has a wonderfully ornate Gothic feel but an entirely confusing plot

The Dark Tower (2017)

The Dark Tower (2017) poster
Rating:
Stephen King Adaptation/Portal to a Parallel World

Screenwriter Akiva Goldsman gives us an utterly mangled version of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series that has little resemblance to the books, yet makes little sense if you haven’t read them

The Dark Sleep (2013)

The Dark Sleep (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Other Dimension

A no expectation adaptation of an H.P. Lovecraft’s Dreams of the Witch-House from a director down the low-budget end of the spectrum that does some surprisingly modest things

Cube2: Hypercube (2002)

Cube 2: Hypercube (2002) poster poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Hyper-Dimensional Labyrinth

The first sequel to Vincenzo Natali’s fine conceptual puzzlebox film. This expands out on the idea, having a cube that bends through time and space, and has a certain fascination if not as much as the original did

Cool World (1992)

Cool World (1992) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alternate Tooniverse

Animator Ralph Bakshi jumps aboard the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? bandwagon with a toon film in which a Jessica Rabbit-like cartoon character is dragged into the real world whereupon she is played by Kim Basinger

The Cat Returns (2002)

The Cat Returns (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Girl's Adventure in the World of Cats

Studio Ghibli anime in which a girl saves the life of a cat only to be drawn into a world of cats where a cat prince decides she will be his bride

The Cat in the Hat (2003)

The Cat in the Hat (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Dr Seuss Adaptation

Adaptation of the Dr Seuss book made following the success of Ron Howard’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The book is dragged down into noisy slapstick chaos, capped by a badly unrestrained Mike Myers as The Cat

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

Big Hero 6 (2014)

Big Hero 6 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disney Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero Team

Disney animation and Marvel Comics come together; Marvel loses and most of the comic-book is tossed out the window and this becomes a simple story about a boy and his robot story before settling into familiar sueprheroics

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension (1984)

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Funky Inventor Hero vs Alien Invaders

An object lesson in how to create an instant cult film – exceedingly eccentric, a commercial failure at the box-office, it instantly receiving a fan clique – all without it ever being a particularly great film