Scary MoVie (2013)

Scary MoVie (2013) poster
Rating:
Genre Spoof

Just when you thought that this witless and unfunny series has died off, it drags itself out of mothballs for another outing. As with the other entries, it is a bunch of recent movies overrun with crude, moronic gags

Hercules in New York (1970)

Hercules in New York (1970) poster
Rating:
Greek Mythological Hero in the Present/Comedy

A not terribly funny parody of the Italian-made Hercules films of the 1960s. This is mostly known for featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger (billed as Arnold Strong) in his first acting role

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000)

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000) poster
Rating: ½
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

The Bare Wench Project was an inane softcore parody of The Blair Witch Project. This is the first of four sequels in which another troupe of girls go wandering in the woods while finding almost any opportunity to take their clothes off

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1965) poster
Rating: ½
Masked Superheroes/Classic Bad Movie

Fascinatingly terrible effort from cult Z-movie maker Ray Dennis Steckler that appears to have been made as a parody of tv’s Batman but comes filled with a mind-boggling ineptitude and classic bad movie dialogue

Disaster Movie (2008)

Disaster Movie (2008) poster
Rating: ½
Parodies of Various Films

The movie parodies of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, which consist of crude, witless gags run over replication of scenes from films of the last twelve months, are painfully unfunny. This doesn’t even spoof the disaster movie

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Meet the Spartans (2008) poster
Rating: ½
Parodies of Various Films

The painfully unfunny films of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are movie parodies, mostly a random assortment of films and celebrities of the last six months run over with crude and vulgar jokes. In this case, they take on parodying principally 300

Snake Outta Compton (2018)

Snake Outta Compton (2018) poster
Rating:
Film Parody

As with numerous examples in the zombie and killer shark film of recent, the idea has been to parody an existing title with the addition of a monster and a pun on the original’s title. Essentially what we have is a Scary Movie-like parody of the true-life rapper tale Straight Outta Compton but with the addition of a giant snake

Dr Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966)

Dr Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist/Spy Spoof

Italian-made sequel to the campy Vincent Price starring Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine. Directed by the usually great Mario Bava and overrun by the buffoonish clowning of Italian comics Franco and Ciccio

The Bare Wench Project (1999)

The Bare Wench Project (1999) poster
Rating:
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

Following the success of The Blair Witch Project, this was an excruciatingly lame softcore parody with a group of girls tramping in the woods finding almost any excuse to undress and conduct sex-related takes on Blair Witch

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002) poster
Rating:
Martial Arts Spoof

Pitched as a parody of the martial arts moves in The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. In actuality, this is a witless and unfunny comedy that only takes a 1970s martial arts film and dubs it with a laughtrack

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Toxic Avenger (1986) poster
Rating:
Mutant Superhero/Bad Taste Splatter/Troma Film

The film that launched the name of Troma Films. The world’s first superhero splatter film, this readily dives into bad taste just to see what kind of offence it can get away with

Queen Kong (1976)

Queen Kong (1976) poster
Rating:
Sex-Reversed King Kong Parody

A spectacularly terrible film. Designed to exploit the 1976 remake, this offers up a sex-reversed parody of King Kong – only the Kong producers didn’t see that way and sued to stop the film being released. Robin Askwith, the star of the softcore Confessions films, engages in a romance with a female Kong amid excruciating puns

Hercules Returns (1993)

Hercules Returns (1993) poster
Rating:
Italian Muscleman Movie with a Rifftrack

Excrutiatingly unfunny Australian film that has taken an old Italian 1960s Italian Hercules film and redubbed it with a comedy rifftrack

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014)

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014) poster
Rating:
Space War Parody

Harry Harrison’s Bill the Galactic Hero is hands down the funniest science-fiction book of all time; it is painful watching it rendered in the hands of Alex Cox who has only the budget and resources of an amateur film

The Throbbit (2015)

The Throbbit (2015) poster
Rating:
The Hobbit Parody

An excruciating fan-made parody of The Hobbit films filled with amateur actors delivering performances in ridiculous falsettos. What makes this mind-boggling is its realisation it can’t compete with Peter Jackson on effects, resulting in things like Smaug played by a drag queen

Epic Movie (2007)

Epic Movie (2007) poster
Rating:
Parodies of Various Films

Probably the worst of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer witless and painfully unfunny films – this just consists of a series of vulgar gags run over a bunch of scenes from films that came out in the last twelve months

The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986)

Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad SF Movie

Excruciating and painfully unfunny attempt to make a deliberately bad SF film with alien vixens attempting to take over a high school

Hoodwinked! (2005)

Hoodwinked! (2005) poster
Rating:
Animation/Little Red Riding Hood Deconstructed

Animated film that offers a revisionist take on Little Red Riding Hood. Everything is played in a manic barrage of pop culture gags and level of inanity that is seriously mind damaging

Da Hip Hop Witch (2000)

Da Hip Hop Witch (2000) poster
Rating:
The Blair Witch Project Spoof

One of the worst films ever made – a parody of The Blair Witch Project that mostly consists of various rappers (including Eminem and Vanilla Ice) incoherently improvising a series of monologues about said witch

Movie 43 (2013)

Movie 43 (2013) poster
Rating:
Anthology of Bad Taste Comedy Skits

An anthology of comedy skits that sets out to be in as bad taste as possible – you are left astounded how far a film has to go to offend in this post-South Park era. That and wondering if the producers had kidnapped some of the stars’ family members to force them to participate