The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Children's Film/Small Furry Creature's Adventures

A rather slight film spinoff red-furred Elmo, the popular character from Sesame Street. A film designed for very young children.

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation Anthology

Likeable entry from the 1940s period when Disney was putting out animated anthologies, this conducts adaptations of The Wind in the Willows and The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters From a Cartoon Series Enter the Real World

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

Aladdin (1992)

Aladdin (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Arabian Nights Adventure

A popular hit among the 1990s renaissance of Disney animation, this is a glib work that allows the original story to be overrun with hip-jokes and Robin Williams being Robin Williams

Aladdin (2019)

Aladdin (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Arabian Nights

As part of the ongoing firesale, Disney offer up a live-action remake of their animated hit. where a mismatched Guy Ritchie delivers a mediocre rehash of what was an overrated classic in the first place

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Arabian Nights Adventure

The second of two video-released sequels to Disney’s Aladdin that brings back Robin Williams as the genie and goes madcap with the pop culture jokes

Alakazam the Great (1961)

Alakazam the Great (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mischievous Monkey's Adventures/Animation

Anime version of the classic tale Chinese legend Journey to the West made Osamu Tezuka, this comes with a fast-paced action and is undeniably likable

Alice (1988)

Alice (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Surreal Claymation Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

A work of bizarre genius from stop-motion animator Jan Svankmajer. A surrealist take on Alice in Wonderland that is more Eraserhead than Lewis Carroll, filled with Svankmajer’s bizarre Claymation creatures

Alice in Wonderland (1933)

Alice in Wonderland (1933) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

Studio adaptation that freely mixes elements from Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass and features an all-star cast line-up, this works far better than the purists would have it

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Alice in Wonderland (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

Disney’s animated adaptation is usually hated by Lewis Carroll purists for its free and easy treatment of the story but for everyone else comes with a splendidly demented visual absurdism

Alice in Wonderland (1985)

Alice in Wonderland (1985) poster
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Alice in Wonderland TV Adaptation

From Irwin Allen, the creator of Lost in Space etc, a tv version of Alice in Wonderland, conceived as an all-star musical that comes out as ponderous and leaden in Allen’s hands

Alice in Wonderland (1999)

Alice in Wonderland (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alice in Wonderland TV Adaptation

A fairly reasonable tv mini-series adaptation of Lewis Carroll – a version that excels in terms of design and in using The Jim Henson Workshop to bring the Wonderland creatures to life

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation/Epic Adventure

Tim Burton takes on Lewis Carroll but Carroll gets lost beneath Burton doing his usual quirky eccentric thing and a plot that seems to want to turn Alice’s adventures into a modern epic fantasy

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (1987) poster
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Animation/Alice in Wonderland Film

Obscure animated children’s movie adaptation of Alice in Wonderland that commits the sin of modernising and Americanizing Alice

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Sequel

Sequel to the 2010 Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. This has even less in common with Lewis Carroll’s book sequel than its predecessor did – a total of two scenes. The sets and effects are just pretty eye candy

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1972)

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1972) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation

A live-action film adaptation of Alice in Wonderland that conducts a passable run through of Lewis Carroll with the supporting characters populated by an all-star British cast

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Dog Conman in the Afterlife

One of the better animated films from Don Bluth that sets up a likeable arc in the relationship between a redeemable mobster dog who returns from Heaven and a young girl

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) poster
Rating: ½
Singing Chipmunks

It may say how doomed the Western world is that people have paid to watch three films so far all centred around these annoyingly cutsie helium-voiced chipmunks. This is marginally less annoying that the preceding two

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) poster
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Singing Chipmunks

The squeaky helium-voiced Chipmunks are brought to life via CGI in this live-action film, featuring the chipmunks causing chaos, cracking smart-ass one-liners and lots of pee and poop jokes. The results are excrutiating

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Rating:
Singing Chipmunks

The end of Western civilisation is surely upon us that studios have devoted multi-million dollar resources to making four of these films and that audiences flock to them despite universally terribly reviews. Ok so maybe I hated this one marginally less than the preceding three

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) poster
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Singing Chipmunks

The first of the sequels to Alvin and the Chipmunks. Marginally less grating than the first film but that’s being relative – all the things that one hated the first time are back

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Mice Adventures

Amblin make a sequel to An American Tail minus the involvement of Don Bluth this time. The story now becomes an amiable animated parody of a Western

Anastasia (1997)

Anastasia (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Amnesiac Russian Royal

Considerable return to form for animator Don Bluth even if the story of the Russian Royals he is telling is based on a hoax and manages to entirely excise any mention of the Communist Revolution

Angry Birds (2016)

Angry Birds (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Videogame Adaptation

A film based on a mobile app surely counts as a world first. Mostly this is the equivalent of switching one’s brain off and spending an hour-and-a-half watching cartoons for the single digit age group

Animal Farm (1954)

Animal Farm (1954) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animal Social Satire

Animated adaptation of George Orwell’s fable that was intended as a satire of the Soviet Union. Being rendered as cutsie children’s animation necessarily bluntens the book’s bite

Animal Farm (2025)

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Animation/Talking Animal Social Satire

Actor Andy Serkis directs an adaptation of George Orwell’s satiric talking animals fable. However, the decision to update the story comes unstuck in spectacularly awful ways

Animalympics (1979)

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Animation/Talking Animal Olympics

From the director of Tron, an animated film produced to commemorate the 1980 Olympics, a series of skits with various talking animals participating in different Olympic sports

April and the Extraordinary World (2015)

April and the Extraordinary World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Steampunk Alternate History Adventure

Animated film that takes place in a Steampunk alternate history. This brims over with an extraordinary degree of visual invention from the amazingly detailed vistas of the world to a script tossing in quirky twists and wacky inventions

Arabian Nights (2015)

Arabian Nights (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Portuguese Magical Realist Vignettes

This is not an adaptation of the Arabian Nights but the title has been appropriated for a collection of quasi-fantastical tales and even documentaries about the Portuguese Austerity Crisis over six hours in length

The Aristo Cats (1970)

The Aristo Cats (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

One of the better animated films made by Disney during the lean years between Walt’s death in 1966 and the studio’s return to form in the late 1980s. Not the best but it recaptures some of the classic charms of works like Lady and the Tramp

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

Marvel conclude the cliffhanger they left Avengers: Infinity War on and offer up a bigger-than-big line-up, overspilling with just about every MCU character to ever appear on screen up to that point

Balto (1995)

Balto (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Husky Dogs

One of the better animated films produced by Amblin, this is based on the true story of a husky rescue in Alaska, albeit turned into a film where the dogs now talk

Bambi (1942)

Bambi (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

One of the unquestionable classics from Disney’s Golden Age of animation between 1939 and 1942. This is an absolute delight for its unalloyed innocence and tragically affecting emotions

Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009)

Barbie and the Three Musketeers (2009) poster
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Animation/Barbie Swashbuckler

Alexandre Dumas’s classic adventure story is turned into an animated vehicle for Barbie with genders reversed and an absurdly upbeat Girls Can Do Anything vibe. Being a kid’s film, the girl Musketeers are no longer allowed to wield swords

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Barbie Enacts Fairytale

The second of the animated Barbie films, this casts her as the title character in the popular Brothers Grimm fairytale, which has been considerably embellished. This suffers the glassy plasticity of the early Mainframe films

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004)

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Barbie Fairytale

Here the Barbie films turn to Mark Twain’s classic (non-fantasy) tale of rags and riches and spins it as a fairytale This has the same blank, plastic style of the early Barbie films and is otherwise bland

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Barbie Enacts Fairytale

The third animated film based on the popular girl’s doll Barbie. This places Barbie into Tchaikovsky’s ballet Swan Lake in an okay telling, if one that suffers from the usual limited animation of Mainframe’s early films

Barnyard (2006)

Barnyard (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animals

An incredibly silly animated film set around the antics of talking barnyard animals. Directed by comedy writer Steve Oedekerk, this is almost entirely centred around gags involving animals doing parodies of human things

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

The fifth and final of the original Planet of the Apes films. After four well worthwhile entries up to this point, a tired air infects this production as it assembles the elements in a haphazard clutter

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991) poster
Rating:
The Beastmaster Comes to L.A.

Excruciating sequel to The Beastmaster that transports Marc Singer’s Dar to contemporary L.A. The whole film is wrecked by an attitude that seems unable to take the proceedings seriously.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★
Adventures with a Good Witch/Disney Film

Obvious but likeable attempt by Disney to replicate the success of Mary Poppins with Angela Lansbury as a good witch taking a group of children on a series of nonsense adventures

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Planet of the Apes Sequel/Telepathic Mutants

The second and most underrated of the Planet of the Apes films. For a time it repeats the original but gains considerable imagination and a striking satiric bite with the introduction of the mutants

Better Man (2024)

Better Man (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Rock Star Biopic with an Ape

This comes with a head-scratching premise – a biopic of pop star Robbie Williams but where Robbie is portrayed as a CGI ape. Essentially, the rock star biopic by way of one of the Planet of the Apes reboot films

Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)

Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) poster
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Talking Dogs

One of the most inane talking animals film ever – the tale of a spoiled Beverly Hills dogs who has to make her way home after being abandoned in Mexico. Filled with excruciating slapstick and animals spouting smartass one-liners

Black Moon (1975)

Black Moon (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
French New Wave Surrealism

Louis Malle’s one and only venture into the French New Wave – a baffling work set around social collapse as a young girl wanders a farmhouse encountering unicorns, talking animals and various surreal happenings

Bolt (2008)

Bolt (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

A low expectation Disney animated film that proves an entirely charming winner centred around a dog tv star who believes it is a superhero. In essence, this is a talking animals variant on the Don Quixote story

A Boy and His Dog (1975)

A Boy and His Dog (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Post-Holocaust

This adaptation of a Harlan Ellison story is a B-budget delight that zings with witty dialogue and a young, unknown Don Johnson giving a very funny performance as the titular boy roaming the post-apocalyptic landscape with his dog

The Boy and the Heron (2023)

The Boy and the Heron (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Boy Enters Otherworld

The twelfth film from Hayao Miyzaki at age 82, a quasi-autobiographical if a slightly less classic work. A renaissance of many Miyazaki themes as a boy follows a heron though into a strange fantasy otherworld

Brother Bear (2003)

Brother Bear (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Inuit Warrior Transformed into a Bear

One of the flop Disney animated films of the 2000s, set among the Inuit with the head-scratching premise of a warrior who is transformed into a bear

A Bug’s Life (1998)

A Bug's Life (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Talking Insects

The second film from Pixar. One of their slighter and usually overlooked works, this is nevertheless an enjoyably eccentric reworking of The Seven Samurai set amidst a circus troupe of talking insects

Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation (1986)

Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Cute Talking Bears

The second of the Care Bears films, light, insubstantial and rather sweet as pre-adolescent creatures of indeterminate gender romp around in their cloud kingdom banishing bad feelings

The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland (1987)

The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Talking Bears

The third of the Care Bears film conducts a crossover with Alice in Wonderland, although it is an adaptation that is liberal in its treatment of Lewis Carroll to say the least

The Cat from Outer Space (1978)

The Cat from Outer Space (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Cat Alien Visitor/Disney Comedy

From the era of Disney live-action comedies, this involves assorted slapstick tomfoolery as various parties try to aid or capture a telepathic alien cat that is stranded on Earth

The Cat in the Hat (2003)

The Cat in the Hat (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Dr Seuss Adaptation

Adaptation of the Dr Seuss book made following the success of Ron Howard’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The book is dragged down into noisy slapstick chaos, capped by a badly unrestrained Mike Myers as The Cat

The Cat Returns (2002)

The Cat Returns (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Girl's Adventure in the World of Cats

Studio Ghibli anime in which a girl saves the life of a cat only to be drawn into a world of cats where a cat prince decides she will be his bride

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Talking Animal Spy Capers

Cats & Dogs was amiable but this sequel struggles against the irritatingly cutsie elements that have come to dominate this mini-genre of live-action talking animals films

Charlotte’s Web (1973)

Charlotte's Web (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Barnyard Animals

A classic animated film. A delightful film about a young pig that seeks to change his fate and gets aid from a spider that can spell. A theatrical outing for Hanna-Barbera, creator of tv’s The Flintstones et al

Chicken Little (2005)

Chicken Little (2005) poster
Rating: ★½
Disney Animation/Talking Animals/Alien Invasion

Head-scratching animated oddity from Disney that adapts the talking animal fairytale only to throw in a series of bizarre plot elements that end up as an alien invasion story

Chicken Run (2000)

Chicken Run (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Aardman Animation/Talking Chicken Escape Movie

The first full-length Claymation film from the UK’s Aardman Animations. With typical Aardman eccentricity, this is a parody of a WWII escape film conducted with talking chickens

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Aardman Animation/Talking Chicken Caper Film

After 23 years, Aardman Animation make a sequel to their first feature film. Another chicken caper film where they try to capture some of its dotty charms and largely succeed

Christopher Robin (2018)

Christopher Robin (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Winnie the Pooh Film

A live-action adaptation of the Winnie the Pooh characters. This is a mix of Hook with Christopher grown up and having forgotten about the animals and the Paddington films with the animals conducting slapstick chaos in London

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of th Dwan Treader (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the Narnia films. Director Andrew Adamson seems so intent on copying Peter Jackson that the film becomes all epic fantasy flourishes and battle scenes to the exclusion of all else – even much of C.S. Lewis’s book

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Another lacklustre entry in the banal Lord of the Rings Lite franchise from C.S. Lewis’s books, a plodding run of the mill fantasy adventure for the most part. The mediocre reception killed off interest in the series

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

The fourth of the original Planet of the Apes films, this cuts back on the humour and makes a stark parable for the Civil Rights movement with the apes rebelling against humanity in a revolution

Coonskin (1975)

Coonskin (1975) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Gonzo Depiction of Race Relations

Ralph Bakshi’s satiric animated depiction of African-American life in 1970s conceived as a parody of Song of the South was greeted with such controversy that it nearly derailed his career

Coraline (2009)

Coraline (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Sinister Mirror World

The welcome return of stop-motion animator Henry Selick, the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas and at his wildly imaginative and darkly menacing best in an adaptation of a book by Neil Gaiman

The Country Bears (2002)

The Country Bears (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Talking Bear Country-and-Western Band

Another film spun off from a Disneyland attraction, this hardly inspiring effort features a Country and Western band made up of talking bears and follows them as they set out on a reunion tour.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of the Apes Prequel

The Planet of the Apes series excels itself and stages a massively exciting inter-species war. The CGI/mocap apes come with an extraordinary range of nuance – quite whether it is performance or animation is up for debate but the results are outstanding

The Day of the Dolphin (1973)

The Day of the Dolphin (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Talking Dolphins

George C. Scott is a marine biologist who has taught dolphins to speak but faces the military want to take his research. A serious work that all hinges on whether one is willing to accept the idea of dolphins talking in squawky voices

DC League of Super Pets (2022)

DC League of Super Pets (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/DC Comics Superhero Pets

Superheroes have overrun screens. It is starting to seem a little too much when we now get an animated film about animal superheroes who form their own Justice League

Disaster Movie (2008)

Disaster Movie (2008) poster
Rating: ½
Parodies of Various Films

The movie parodies of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, which consist of crude, witless gags run over replication of scenes from films of the last twelve months, are painfully unfunny. This doesn’t even spoof the disaster movie