Disenchanted (2022)

Disenchanted (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Characters in the Real World

Enchanted in which Amy Adams played an animated fairytale princess entering the real world was a reasonable hit. This is the long-planned sequel that reunites the principals but feels like a joke that belabours in the retelling

Doctor Dolittle (1967)

Doctor Dolittle (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals/Musical

This gets the nonsensical absurdity of the original Doctor Dolittle stories far more than the Eddie Murphy version. On the other hand, this was the era of Mary Poppins and this is made as a lumbering musical

Dr Dolittle (1998)

Dr Dolittle (1998) poster
Rating:
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals

Complete and utter bastardisation of Hugh Lofting’s charming Doctor Dolittle stories, which are turned into a modern comedy with Eddie Murphy and talking animals doing lots of pee and poop jokes

Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)

Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals

A sequel to the Eddie Murphy Dr Dolittle remake. This is still an insult to the original stories but under director Steve Carr at least proves a more amiable comedy than the first film did

Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006)

Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006) poster
Rating:
Teenager That Can Speak to Animals

Sequel to the Eddie Murphy Dr Dolittle films without Murphy where the title role is inherited by Kyla Pratt as his teenage daughter. The humour is pitched at an excruciating level of inanity

Dr Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008)

Dr Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008) poster
Rating: ★½
Teenager That Can Speak to Animals

The second of the video-released Dr Dolittle films featuring his teenage daughter Kyla Pratt. This is marginally better and less excruciating in its humour than its predecessor Dr. Dolittle 3 was

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015)

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Fantasy Computer Game Adaptation

Animated film spun off from a popular French online gameworld, which had also previously spawned an animated tv series. The results are amiably engaging with a sense of humour that makes the show

Dolittle (2020)

Dolittle (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals

This revival of the classic children’s character who can speak to animals took a critical battering but I kind of liked it. It has a completely madcap slapstick tone and more crucially returns to the stories and banishes any bad memory of Eddie Murphy

Dream One (1984)

Dream One (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Adventures in Dreamland/Characters from Fiction

Head-scratchingly odd fantasy film produced by John Boorman and family where a young boy is transported to a world where he mingles with characters from fiction

Dumbo (1941)

Dumbo (1941) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation/Flying Elephant

One of the classic films from Disney’s Golden Age, a beautiful piece of anthropomorphism in the tale of an ungainly elephant that flies with its oversized ears. Considered controversial in more recent years.

Earwig and the Witch (2020)

Earwig and the Witch (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Witch’s Apprentice

Charming anime from Hayao Miyazaki’s son Goro about a young girl adopted into a witch’s strange household. The occasion where Studio Ghibli made the switch over to computer animation

Ella Enchanted (2004)

Ella Enchanted (2004) poster
Rating:
Revisionist Cinderella Comedy

Excruciatingly awful take on Cinderella, which overruns the fairytale with hip contemporary in-jokes and pop culture references, shredding any suspension of disbelief in its desire to appeal to a modern teen cool

Enchanted (2007)

Enchanted (2007) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animated Fairytale Characters Enter the Real World

Disney film where an animated fairytale princess emerges into the real world to become Amy Adams. This becomes the opportunity to wittily puncture the unreal world of the Disney fairytale

Epic (2013)

Epic (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Miniature Adventures Among the Leaf People

The animated films of Blue Sky Studios (the people behind the Ice Age sequels) have become so formulaic they have been drained of any spark of originality or creativity. This feels more like a series of test-marketing cues than a film

Epic Movie (2007)

Epic Movie (2007) poster
Rating:
Parodies of Various Films

Probably the worst of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer witless and painfully unfunny films – this just consists of a series of vulgar gags run over a bunch of scenes from films that came out in the last twelve months

Ernest and Celestine (2012)

Ernest and Celestine (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Animals

Entirely charming French animated film from the directors of A Town Called Panic. This is a children’s film that comes with a beautiful simplicity, a duo of winning characters and some side-splitting visual gags

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel/Time Travel

Third of the original Planet of the Apes films. This is an enjoyable take that brings the talking apes back in time to the present-day and where the emphasis is more on comedy

The Extraordinary Adventures of the Mouse and His Child (1977)

The Extraordinary Adventures of the Mouse and His Child (1977) poster
Rating:
Animation/Windup Toy's Quest

Based on a popular children’s book, this is a simplistic animated film for very young children about a toy mouse that goes on a quest to find freedom

Fantasia (1940)

Fantasia (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

The best animated film Disney ever made, created as a work of art with animation set to classical music. The segments vary between abstraction, comic eccentricity and evocations of nightmare. The results are magical.

Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Fantasia 2000 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

Disney’s sequel to Fantasia comes weighted with a sense of its own self-importance – the first theatrical release of the new millennium. However, it fails to produce much that has the stature of the original

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Talking Animals

Wes Anderson makes a delightful detour into stop-motion animation in this Roald Dahl adaptation, a droll caper comedy enacted by talking animals who are all characterised with typical Anderson eccentricities

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Environmentally Aware Animation

Animated film where fairies face the threat to their forest posed by a logging operation. Preachy message-making that is all but a recruitment film for Greenpeace and the Sierra Club

Finding Dory (2016)

Finding Dory (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pixar Animation/Talking Fish

Pixar have never been the same since giving in to sequelitis but this sequel to Finding Nemo does recapturing some of their heyday. Not perfect but this has a winning array of new characters and some delightfully madcap comic set-pieces

Finding Nemo (2003)

Finding Nemo (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Pixar Animation/Talking Fish

An unabashed delight among the Pixar films about a fish parent on a quest to find his missing son. This comes with an extraordinarily vibrant palette of colours and a line-up of winningly eccentric characters

Fixed (2025)

Fixed (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Dog About to Be Fixed

An animated film from Genndy Tartakovsky, director of the Hotel Transylvania films, that is a really quite filthy and hilarious story of a dog about to have its testicles removed who goes on one last adventure

Flow (2024)

Flow (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Animals on a Journey

A delightful animated film from Latvia made entirely without dialogue, following a group of animals fleeing as their territory is flooded. The winner for my top film of 2024.

Flushed Away (2006)

Flushed Away (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Rats

Aardman Animation abandon Claymation for regular animation in this story of a pet rat thrown out of his comfort zone down into the sewers. Alas, this only serves to make it just another talking animals animated film

Forbidden Zone (1982)

Forbidden Zone (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Other-Dimensional Musical

Cultishly bizarre, deliberately offbeat and wacky film that was made as a vehicle for the band Oingo Boingo. More a film you admire for its determination to be strange than anything else

The Fox and the Hound (1981)

The Fox and the Hound (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

Disney animated film from the fallow period of the 1970s/early 80s. This concerns the friendship between a talking fox and a hound tempered by the knowledge they will grow into enemies. An okay effort if not up the heights of the studio’s classics

Free Birds (2013)

Free Birds (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Time-Travelling Talking Turkeys

Animated film designed for the US Thanksgiving holiday. With a completely insane plot involving turkeys travelling back in time to stop turkeys being served at the first Thanksgiving

Fritz the Cat (1972)

Fritz the Cat (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Adult Animation/Gonzo Talking Animals Satire

The first X-rated animated film. Ralph Bakshi’s first film, taken from Robert Crumb’s cartoons, this is hilariously raunchy as the titular talking cat takes a strung-out but often sharply politicised journey through 1960s counter-culture

Fun & Fancy Free (1947)

Fun and Fancy Free (1947) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation Anthology

One of the Disney animated portmanteaus of the 1940s featuring stories about a circus bear and a retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk starring Donald, Mickey and Goofy

The Future (2011)

The Future (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Whimsical Relationship Drama/Magical Realism

Oddball and whimsical – welcome to the world of Miranda July who serves up a quirky relationship drama peopled with talking cats, conversations with The Moon and time-freezing abilities

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006)

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006) poster
Rating:
Lazy Talking Cat

Where the first live-action Garfield film approximated the original comic-strip and its focus on a cat delivering sarcastic lines, this sequel pitches everything down to the level of an inane children’s film

Garfield (2004)

Garfield (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Lazy Talking Cat/Comic-Strip Adaptation

Big screen version of the massively popular Garfield comic-strips in live-action with a CGI talking Garfield. Here Garfield has been tacked onto a plot that feels assembled from every other talking animals film

George of the Jungle (1997)

George of the Jungle (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cartoon in Live-Action/Jungle Hero Parody

Likeable live-action adaptation of the animated series, which was construed as a parody of Tarzan. The sight gags work well and the creature effects are accomplished

The Good Dinosaur (2015)

The Good Dinosaur (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Dinosaur Befriends Caveboy

Pixar have never been the same since they slipped into the easy familiarity of sequelitis. This is essentially a boy and his dog story but played out with a dinosaur and a caveboy, but also an alternate history tale

Gordy (1995)

Gordy (1995) poster
Rating: ½
Talking Pig

A really cheaply made and nauseatingly cute ripoff of Babe about a boy who discovers he can talk to a pig

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

The Great Mouse Detective (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Mouse Sherlock Holmes

One of the most delightful films produced during the 1960s-80s lean years of Disney animation. This was not a success but delivers a film of winning charms about a mouse equivalent of Sherlock Holmes

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

A triumphal Marvel Comics adaptations that manages to mainline the spirit of the original Star Wars, while in in its wryly, self-deflating culture savvy suggesting a Star Wars rewritten by a 14 year-old Quentin Tarantino

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Guardians of the Galaxy was an audience winner with its eccentric humour and effortless charm; this sequel feels buried under bloated production overkill where the charms of the original remain thinly drawn

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Third of the Guardians of the Galaxy films, this successfully recaptures the nature of the goofy ensemble comedy caper that made the first film such a winner but seemed to be missing in the second

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Living Puppet Boy/Stop-Motion Animation

Guillermo Del Toro offers up his dark, more adult take on the classic children’s story in this beautifully made stop-motion animated film. Winner of that year’s Academy Award for Best Animated Film.

Happy Feet (2006)

Happy Feet (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking and Dancing Penguins

George Miller of Mad Max fame makes a motion-capture animated film about a young penguin who sets out to fulfill his dream of tap-dancing. This ends up being a film of unexpectedly winning charms

Help! I’m a Fish (2000)

Help! I'm a Fish (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Children Transformed Into Talking Fish

Okay if never standout Danish-made attempt to copy a Disney animated film concerning the underwater adventures of three children transformed into fish

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo SF

The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was a multi-media phenomenon that has developed a cult. The tv series with a less-than-stellar BBC budget was not the most effective incarnation of these but still hits the wittily absurd nerve of Douglas Adams’ humour

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus (1993) poster
Rating:
Revived Witches/Disney Film

A Disney live-action film that engenders no believability in its basic premise. Much of the show is regarded as an opportunity for Bette Midler to steal the limelight and play to over-the-top excess

Home on the Range (2004)

Home on the Range (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Cattle

The last hand-drawn animated film from Disney and one of their few flops, but by no means unlikeable. The premise of talking cows setting out on a quest gives this a madcap eccentricity

Hoodwinked! (2005)

Hoodwinked! (2005) poster
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Animation/Little Red Riding Hood Deconstructed

Animated film that offers a revisionist take on Little Red Riding Hood. Everything is played in a manic barrage of pop culture gags and level of inanity that is seriously mind damaging

Hop (2011)

Hop (2011) poster
Rating:
Talking Easter Bunny

A film about the Easter Bunny that comes remarkably devoid of any significance of the meaning of Easter and only consists of the usual smartass talking animal antics

Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Robot Beaver Among the Talking Animals

The 30th film from Pixar, a strange take on Avatar where a young conservationist enters a robotic beaver body in order to venture out among the animals. Directed with a good deal of likeably snappy humour

Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

Horton Hears a Who! (2008) poster
Rating: ★★½
Dr Seuss Adaptation/Animation

Animated adaptation of the Dr Seuss book is an amiable effort that captures a certain zaniness but ultimately seems to be forcing Seuss’s slim original to inhabit the formula of the modern animated film

The House (2022)

The House (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation Anthology

An anthology of stop-motion animated shorts set around the same house. Each episode is quite different but all three stories strike an admirably dark and absurdist tone and are beautifully made

Howard the Duck (1986)

Howard the Duck (1986) poster
Rating:
Talking Alien Duck/Comic Book Adaptation

This adaptation of the cult Marvel comic-book from Lucasfilm should have been a classic but went tail-feathers up in a big way such that it became the term used for a film that bombs for years afterwards

The Hungover Games (2014)

The Hungover Games (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Parodies of Various Films

In the vein of the Scary Movies films, this offers the amusing idea of a mash-up between The Hunger Games and The Hangover where the characters are forced into a death match against characters from other media franchises

Ice Age (2002)

Ice Age (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

This begat an interminable number of tedious sequels. However, the original is a still likeable and appealing animated film about a group of prehistoric talking animals migrating with the onset of an Ice Age

Ice Age 2 (2006)

Ice Age 2 (2006) poster
Rating:
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

The first in a series of interminable sequels to Blue Sky Studios’ animated prehistoric adventure. Everything has a tediousness that feels as though it is created by a script generating computer

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

Another of Blue Sky Studios’ interminable animated sequels to its likeable original about prehistoric talking animals. This has little substance beyond a kinetic rush from one gag to the next

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) poster
Rating:
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

This is not a film, it is a money-making machine in the guise of a film aimed squarely at undiscerning family audiences that plays to familiar characters and comic routines and has minimal difference to the preceding three Ice Age films

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) poster
Rating:
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

I hate the Ice Age films and their tediously extruded adventures. The opening sequence here and its ignorance of even basic science is the most inane thing in the entire series

Isle of Dogs (2018)

Isle of Dogs (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Stop-Motion Animation/Talking Dogs

Wes Anderson is at his best when he does stop-motion animation as in Fantastic Mr. Fox and here. Essentially a Disney talking animals animated film where the animals talk like real people, this comes with considerable charm

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001)

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Revisionist Fairytale

TV mini-series co-produced by Hallmark Entertainment and The Jim Henson Company that offers an intriguing deconstruction of the fairytale that reverses the traditional sympathies

James and the Giant Peach (1996)

James and the Giant Peach (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantastical Journey/Stop-Motion Animation/Roald Dahl Adaptation

Henry Selick’s follow-up to The Nightmare Before Christmas, a Roald Dahl adaptation filled with enormous visual creativity as a boy and several talking insects set forth on a sea journey in a giant peach

John Dies at the End (2012)

John Dies at the End (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Reality-Expanding Drugs/Gonzo Supernatural Investigators

Phantasm series director Don Coscarelli makes a mind-expanding effort that seems a conceptual collision between Donnie Darko, Limitless, a slacker version of Supernatural and Dr Strange

Jungle Book (1942)

Jungle Book (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jungle Boy

Lush and beautifully produced live-action adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s Mowgli stories. In comparison to the studio backlot Tarzan films of the era, this is in colour, builds entire jungle sets and even goes on location in India

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)

Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Anime/Young Witch's Adventures

One of the loveliest of Hayao Miyazaki’s anime, the story of a young witch who creates a parcel delivery service using her broomstick. As always, Miyazaki gives the film a simple beauty and an adult emotional complexity

Kiki’s Delivery Service (2014)

Kiki's Delivery Service (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Witch's Adventures

NOT the Hayao Miyazaki film but a live-action version based on the same books, made by Takashi Shimizu of the Jun-on/The Grudge films fame. Replicating Miyazaki in live-action is a futile endeavour

The King and the Mockingbird (1980)

The King and the Mockingbird (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Fairytale

A classic French animated film that remained unseen for over thirty years. A fairytale about a cruel king and two lovers aided by a mockingbird, it emerges with an impressively epic sweep

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Planet of the Apes Sequel

A fourth entry in the Planet of the Apes reboot saga. The previous two entries hit incredible heights in terms of motion capture performances but this still a solid entry that holds up well

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Stop-Motion Animation/Boy's Epic Journey

Beautiful stop-motion animated feature from Laika. This takes a big bite and tells an epic adventure. The only flaw is that the stop-motion is so flawless that audiences cannot tell the difference between regular animation

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Kung Fu Panda (2008) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

Massively successful animated film for DreamWorks, a comic riff on the martial arts training film that proves amiable and crowd-pleasing without ever being riotously funny

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

Sequel to DreamWorks hit animated film, this does little more than repeat its predecessor. The detail and texture is amplified to a work of art, although you cannot help but wonder if the under tens care about this

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

The Kung Fu Panda series are films for couch potatoes – martial arts films with a hero who proclaims the virtues of laziness, overeating and goes into combat with an self-inflated sense of his own awesomeness

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024)

Kung Fu Panda 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

The fourth entry in DreamWorks popular animated series, which by now is just another entry in the series that is coasting by on recognition factor, while offering minimal difference