The Amityville Asylum (2013)

The Amityville Asylum (2013) poster
Rating: ★½
Haunted Asylum/Occult Sacrifices

Another of the unofficial sequels that bear slim to no resemblance to the Amityville Horror hoax. This is a cheaply made and not terribly scary British effort set in a asylum supposedly built on the site of the Amityville house

Necronos (2010)

Necronos (2010) poster
Rating:
Black Sorcerer Seeks Sacrificial Victims

German low-budget film about a resurrected sorcerer, this goes out on a wild edge, winds everything up to 15 on the dial and positively wades in blood, gore and torture scenes

Bleed (2016)

Bleed (2016) poster
Rating:
Haunted Prison/Backwoods Occult

This feels like mostly a series of horror tropes – ghost hunters with cameras in an abandoned building, backwoods occultists wanting the heroine’s baby – shuffled without originality

11-11-11 (2011)

11-11-11 (2011) poster
Rating:
Occult Film/Numerological Premonitions

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman delivers a loopy cross between The Number 23 and an occult film whose sole selling point is the significance of the date it was released

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film

The sixth of the Halloween films, the fifth with Michael Myers. By now John Carpenter’s original eerie suspense has been reduced to crude slasher movie payoffs. This tries to add some nonsense about druidic cults

The Haunting of Morella (1990)

The Haunting of Morella (1990) poster
Rating:
Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation/Resurrected Wife

An adaptation of the Edgar Allan Poe story produced by Roger Corman. Alas giving it to exploitation director Jim Wynorski, who likes to add really well stacked women to everything does, kills all of Poe’s atmosphere

Dark Waters (1993)

Dark Waters (1993) poster
Rating:
Sinister Convent

A film about a woman’s journey to a convent of sinister secrets that is aswim in religious imagery, although the film itself eventually proves to be all imagery with no coherent plot

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014) poster
Rating:
Zombie Film

The zombie film of the 2010s has become marked by a search for the most bizarre and incongruous title/conceptual mash-ups. True to its promise, the film pits several WWE wrestlers up against zombies, alas the creativity begins and ends with the mild amusement of the title concept

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary's Baby (2014) poster
Rating:
Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

Blood Orgy of the She-Devils (1972)

Blood Orgy of the She-Devils (1972) poster
Rating:
Occultism and Witchcraft

One of the films from director Ted V. Mikels made not long afterRosemary’s Baby and mostly seems an opportunity for Mikels to lecture about historical witchcraft. Certainly, one of the great exploitation titles of all time

Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)

Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972) poster
Rating: ½
Blood Sacrificing Druid Cult

An perfect example of 1970s exploitation cinema – a regional film made with no budget, a no-name cast and with all emphasis on the luridly sensationalistic. A crappy, badly made film on all counts

Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love (1971)

Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love (1971) poster
Rating:
Pornographic Film/Occult Rituals

In one’s efforts to track down all Edward D. Wood Jr’s films, one finally comes to Necromania, which was believed lost for many years … This turns out to be a pornographic film, consisting of little more than serial sex scenes, this far less interesting because it lacks all of Wood’s typical gaffes and ineptitudes

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) poster
Rating:
Backroads Sinisterness/Undead Warlock

Regarded as one of the worst films ever made, more than anything this is just dull and boring. The plot concerns a couple straying into a desert home where a warlock is about to be resurrected

Necropolis (1987)

Necropolis (1987) poster
Rating:
Revived Witch

Ridiculous cheap 1980s video release about a witch burned at the stake returned as a New Wave punkette to claims souls

Psyched By the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972)

Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972) poster
Rating:
Sex and Witchcraft

Fascinatingly bizarre psychotronic film about an innocent drawn into the secrets of sexual witchcraft. Bad filmmaking on almost every level