Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

War of the Dead (2011)

War of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

The Nazi zombie film has enjoyed a revival in recent years, this is one entry in the genre from Finland made with a reasonable grit and realism

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Lab Complex of Zombies

Based on the survival horror videogame, this was the first in a surprisingly popular series of films. It also presaged a major return of the zombie film during the 2000s/10s, even if this only treads where George Romero went better before

Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Social Satire

The social metaphors of George Romero’s original zombie films has been missing from the modern equivalents. This takes them up again with great enthusiasm, making a critique of USA attitudes post 9/11, hammering its message home with all the subtlety of a 26-point headline

Zombie Shark (2015)

Zombie Shark (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

A fairly typical entry in the gonzo killer shark fad. The filmmakers have clearly had a title idea that they were able to sell but not too many ideas how to make it work. Director Misty Talley offers a sufficiently tongue-in-cheek approach to overcome most shortcomings

Zombies of Mora Tau (1957)

Zombies of Mora Tau (1957) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Sailors Guard a Treasure

A zombie film back from the days before zombies wanted to eat brains and could only be despatched with a bullet in the head where they were instead figures out of voodoo – in this case undead sailors guarding a treasure. A mildly interesting if never entirely standout B movie of the era

Takut: Faces of Fear (2008)

Takut: Faces of Fear (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Indonesian Horror Anthology

An anthology of horror tales from Indonesia, most being too short to make much distinction,, the exception being The Mo Brothers gore-drenched first film Dara

Outpost: Black Sun (2012)

Outpost: Black Sun (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombies

Outpost was a solid and reasonably effective rehashing of the Nazi zombie theme; this was the first of two sequels. The first had a formula that seems difficult to mess up but this does – it’s over half the film before we get zombies after which we get Just the Same As Before and little more

Street Fighter (1994)

Street Fighter (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Action Team

Based on the popular videogame, you cannot complain that this is exactly what you expect – wall-to-wall action, comic-book heroes and villains. The complaint might be that the action is never particularly enervated and the film lacks anything beyond that

Otto; or, Up With Dead People (2008)

Otto; or, Up With Dead People (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Gay Zombies

Bruce LaBruce made the world’s first gay pornographic zombie film with L.A. Zombie. This was an earlier trial run, less a porn film and more down around the level of a student art film

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Third of the Resident Evil films. This expands the scale of action to show the entire world destroyed by the virus but for all that and a decent budget, director Russell Mulcahy fails to push the elements to a suitable head of steam

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Videogame Adaptation

The first in a series of anime films that were produced by Capcom, the creators of the Resident Evil videogames, and intended to run parallel to the live-action films. I was never a big fan of the live-action films. The question is – does Resident Evil work better in the anime format?

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

The fifth of the Universal Soldier films reuniting both Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, while being given a tough, brutal action punch by director John Hyams

Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead (2011)

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Horror/Zombie Ass Parasites

Completely insane gonzo Japanese horror that feels like it is made by a mad scat fetishist involving parasites that emerge out of people’s asses. The film is driven by its outrageously perverse imagery but for all that is haphazard and incoherent when it comes to explanatory rationale

Vampire Hunters (2002)

Vampire Hunters/Era of Vampires (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Fantasy/Monks vs Undead

Tsui Hark scripted/produced Wu Xia effort that shuffles the familiar tropes about without seeming too enervated

Zombie Cop (1991)

Zombie Cop (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Police Officer Resurrected from the Dead

A very low-budget film from regular genre director J.R. Bookwalter about a police officer who is resurrected from the dead by a voodoo priest

Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)

Rating: ★★
Zombies Overtake an Airport Terminal

A sequel to Quarantine, the English-language remake of [Rec]. Abandoning the Found Footage concept, and indeed much continuity, to the other films, this is nothing more than a standard zombie film set inside an airport terminal

Rise of the Zombies (2012)

Rise of the Zombies (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Film

The Asylum have not delved into the zombie film as much as they have the gonzo killer shark, which they practically invented. This is one occasion on which they did and is unexpectedly a serious film with a reasonable name cast (including Danny Trejo as a zombie)

V/H/S/2 (2013)

V/H/S/2 (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Sequel to the modest success of V/H/S, an anthology of short Found Footage horror films featuring a different line-up of genre directors. The episodes are competent at best, none standout and mostly forgettable

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Zombies and Mutations

A reboot of the Resident Evil film series under a new director with Johannes Roberts who abandons the previous action poses for a far darker and more visceral survival horror approach

Plan 9 (2015)

Plan 9 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Comedy

There is something appealing to the film’s premise – of boyscouts with their knowhow and do-gooder mentality being the best equipped to survive the zombie apocalypse.But this a film not nearly as clever as it thinks it is being

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is revived for a fifth outing. There is a new director in Rob Marshall but bar an energetic comic opening, he never does much that hits the zany heights of the previous entries

Wasting Away (2007)

Wasting Away (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Comedy

Horror comedy told from the perspective of four friends who are unaware they have been transformed into zombies. The contrast of their reactions with everybody else as they flee in terror is mildly amusing for awhile but this is essentially a one-gag film

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

Zombie Honeymoon (2004)

Zombie Honeymoon (2004),poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Relationship Drama

The surprise in seeing this after the tide of gonzo mash-ups and wacky title collusions that has taken over the zombie genre in the latter half of the 00s is that, despite the title, it is a zombie film that is playing itself seriously, emerging as another variant on the zombie relationship drama (*)

Me and My Mates vs. the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Me and My Mates vs the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Australian Zombie Comedy/Lads vs Zombies

An Australian zombie comedy. The basic premise sets a bunch of lads and their cheerfully Neanderthal, sexist, beer-drinking, sports loving ways up against the zombie apocalypse

The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s underrated classic gets a makeover amid the 00/10s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Alas, Romero’s modest classic about a madness-inducing biospill has a big-budget thrown to emerge as just another zombie film

Creature with the Atom Brain (1955)

Creature with the Atom Brain (1955) poster
Rating: ★★
Atomically-Revived Zombies

Atomic became the explain-all buzzword for almost every monster movie of the 1950s.This is the novelty of the one and only atomic zombie film, although at heart is no more than a 1940s mad scientist film

Curse of the Blind Dead (2020)

Curse of the Blind Dead (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Blind Knights Templar Zombies

A revival of the popular 1970s Blind Dead series about Knights Templar zombies. In this era of zombie films homages and remakes, it is a surprise nobody has thought to do so before

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Zack Snyder debuts with a remake of the cult George Romero film. While this has a bigger budget, it is missing is the satire and gore-drenched effects that made the original memorable. This inspired the mid-2000s zombie film revival

Dead Meat (2004)

Dead Meat (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Irish Zombie Film

An enthusiastic Irish-made copy of the George Romero zombie film that vies between the amateurish and occasional moments of interest

The Dead Pit (1989)

The Dead Pit (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist Resurrects the Dead in an Asylum

A typical 80s film with a mad doctor resurrecting the dead in the abandoned wing of an asylum amid gory makeup effects. The first film from Brett Leonard who next went on to make The Lawnmower Man

Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)

Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Film/Videogame Adaptation

Dead Rising was another zombie survival horror videogame from the creators of Resident Evil. Although nowhere near the popularity of the Milla Jovovich films, this was the first of two films based on the game

Dead Season (2012)

Dead Season (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Film

One among the vast horde of zombie films that has deluged the genre since the mid-00s. An average entry in the field, competently made and with a plot that could have served as an entire season of The Walking Dead

City of the Living Dead (1980)

City of the Living Dead (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film

One of the key films in the cult of Lucio Fulci, a zombie film driven by a series of gore-drenched set-pieces. On the other hand, there is the complete lack of a plot holding everything together

Desecration (1999)

Desecration (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Catholic Nightmare

This is a surreal and plotless Catholic horror film from Dante Tomaselli that seems full of fairground horror house jumps and overloaded with tortured Catholic imagery but makes no real sense

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero

Doctor Strange was one of the better MCU films. Here Sam Raimi takes over in the director’s chair. This readily delves into multiverse themes but requires a major crash course in a plethora of Marvel tv series to follow

The Dustwalker (2019)

The Dustwalker (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Create Zombies in the Australian Outback

A zombie film of sorts in which the people of an Australian outback town are taken over by an alien force. A zombie film that seems to be trying not to be a zombie film.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Supernatural Private Investigator

US film adaptation of a cult Italian comic-book about a private eye who investigates the supernatural, this comes out like a weak episode of tv’s Angel where a potential worthwhile idea descends to lame humour

Final Cut (2022)

Final Cut (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies on a Zombie Film Set Comedy

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest takes on the overworked zombie film in recent years. Here Academy Award-winning director Michel Hazanavicius conducts a French remake but misses the mark

Gangsters, Guns and Zombies (2012)

Rating: ★★
London Gangsters vs Zombies

This has the amusing idea of mashing the zombie film up with the Guy Ritchie gangster film, although never quite hits the comic-bookishly over-the-top posturing of Ritchie’s films

Goosebumps (2015)

Goosebumps (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Writer's Creations Unleashed

A film based on the hugely popular children’s horror series. The film creates a story where the creatures from all the books are unleashed. This is fun to watch, yet what we ultimately have is easy, undemanding horror for family audiences

Conquest (1983)

Conquest (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Sword and Sorcery

Lucio Fulci departs from the splatter genre to make a venture into the Italian sword and sorcery film of the era. As with any Fulci film, this is expectedly plotless and incoherent but with occasional moments of imagination

The Church (1989)

The Church (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Dead Overtake a Church

Originally intended as a Demons sequel, director Michele Soavi decided to head in more arty directions. Imagine a Demons sequel mounted with the artistic ambitions of producer Dario Argento’s Three Mothers films

Hard Rock Zombies (1985)

Hard Rock Zombies (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Resurrected Heavy Metal Band

Deranged entry in the 80s fad for heavy metal horror films where a band are resurrected from the dead to play an all-important concert, while fighting off conservative townspeople and a very much alive Adolf Hitler

Black Friday (2021)

Black Friday (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombified Shoppers Comedy

A horror comedy that goes the next logical step and turns Black Friday shoppers into a zombified horde. With Bruce Campbell as a store worker who steps into the fray

Antisocial (2013)

Antisocial (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Apocalypse Via Social Media

A zombie apocalypse that occurs via social networking sites??? To the film’s credit, it makes such a wacky idea plausible but the low-budget leads to a zombie apocalypse that mostly occurs off-stage

Army of Darkness (1992)

Rating: ★★
Evil Dead Sequel/War with the Dead/Horror Comedy

Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell make their third Evil Dead film. The series hit a peak with the delirious balance of horror and comedy in the second film but here the comedy over-balances and becomes too broad

Attack Girls’ Swim Team vs. the Undead (2007)

Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Undead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Lesbian Japanese Schoolgirls vs Zombies

You feel that a film about lesbian Japanese schoolgirls vs zombies should have been more interesting. The zombies barely mount to a dozen and the director seems more preoccupied by his softcore predilections

Automaton Transfusion (2006)

Automaton Transfusion (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Film

Despite a title that resembles more a 1990s killer cyborg film, this is actually a zombie film. Made soon into the mid-2000s zombie revival, this is driven more by fannish enthusiasm and copious gore than anything else

The Beyond (1981)

The Beyond (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film/Gateway to Hell

One of the key films of cult Italian director Lucio Fulci, a gore-drenched but plotlessly incoherent mishmash about zombies emerging as the gates of Hell are opened

Bio-Cops (2000)

Bio-Cops (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Zombie Comedy

Hong Kong comedy with a police station under siege from zombies. The emphasis is more on comedy than the horror element

Bloodlust Zombies (2011)

Bloodlust Zombies (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Film

Yet another zombie film. This one headlines porn star Alexis Texas in a regular acting role. Low-budget and tame on the gore front but with some often wryly amusing characterisations

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Christmas Horror Stories

An anthology that offers a quartet of Christmas horror stories, including ones of zombified elves and a Krampus monster. Hosted by William Shatner who plays a radio talkshow host in the wraparound

The Boneyard (1991)

The Boneyard (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Children Overrun a Mortuary

Part of the 80s/90s fad for makeup effects driven popcorn horror – in this case, actually directed by an effects artist. The film moves slow as molasses but the giant zombie poodle and zombie Phyllis Diller do compensate

Bong of the Dead (2011)

Bong of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Zombie Comedy

A film about a marijuana crop that is grown using zombie brains as fertiliser. This starts with a promising gonzo zombie film tone but never quite sustains its approach

Bowery at Midnight (1942)

Bowery at Midnight (1942) poster
Rating: ★★
Crime Thriller/Mad Scientist

Low-budget film with Bela Lugosi as a respectable psychology professor who disguises himself as someone running a soup kitchen from which he runs a criminal operation and keeps zombies

Bunker of the Dead (2015)

Bunker of the Dead (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombie First Person Shooter Found Footage Film

A revival of the Nazi zombie fad, which essentially becomes a First Person Shooter film as someone wearing a GoPro camera runs through a bunker dispatching zombies

Burial Ground (1981)

Burial Ground (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film

An entry from Italian exploitation cinema’s early 1980s fad for zombie films, this has been put together with no other intent than providing a progression of extremely gory set-pieces

Burying the Ex (2014)

Burying the Ex (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Ex-Girlfriend Comedy

Joe Dante makes a zombie comedy. Dante is in his element and the film overspills with classic horror references but Dante feels like he is playing slow catch up with what the zombie genre has become

Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)

Cannibal Apocalypse (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Cannibalistic Vietnam Vets

Entry in the notorious Italian cannibal genre of the late 70s/early 80s. Here the recent hits of Dawn of the Dead and Apocalypse Now are merged in a plot involving zombified Vietnam veterans