Eoin O'Brien Archives

King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (2017)

Rating: ½

Jul 17, 2017Modernised Arthurian Legends/The Asylum Mockbuster

NOT the Guy Ritchie film but an Asylum mockbuster released at the same time. The most WTF take on the Arthurian legends ever with the Knights as gun-wielding US Marines

Director: Jared Cohn

Actors: Sara Malakul Lane, Eoin O'Brien, Alex Winters, Russell Geoffrey Banks, …

Category: Fantasy

17 July 201711 June 2026 by Roog

Troy: The Odyssey (2017)

Rating: ★★½

Mar 19, 2018Greek Myth

The Asylum takes on Homer. One is tempted to say Homer loses to The Asylum but this freely rearranges the basics and The Asylum deliver a solid effort that rises above the mediocrity they usually aim for

Director: Tekin Girgin

Actors: Dylan Vox, Lara Heller, Kelly B. Jones, Daniel Whyte, …

Category: Fantasy

19 March 20183 July 2026 by Roog

The Flood (2023)

Rating: ★★½

Mar 3, 2025Alligators Invade a Flooded Jail

This is essentially Assault on Precinct 13, which had police and criminals at siege inside a jail, but where the attacking street gangs are replaced by alligators. Far better than the B movie you assume

Director: Brandon Slagle

Actors: Casper Van Dien, Nicky Whelan, Louis Mandylor, Ryan Francis, …

Category: Horror

3 March 202527 July 2026 by Roog