Cyborg Cop (1993)
Jan 30, 2001Action/Killer Cyborg
A low-budget action copy of RoboCop starring David Bradley as a DEA agent up against drug lord John Rhys-Davies who has transformed his brother into a cyborg
Danny Lerner
Cyborg Cop II (1994)
Jan 2, 2025Action/Killer Cyborgs
From the height of the 90s RoboCop copycat video release, a sequel that this time pits DEA agent David Bradley up against an army of rogue cyborgs
Human Timebomb (1994)
Mar 8, 2008Action/Mind Control Chip
A mindless action film made for video as a copy of Universal Soldier in which FBI agent Bryan Genesse comes up against soldiers turned into programmed killers via implanted chips
LunarCop (1995)
Jul 5, 2004Post-Holocaust Action
Low-budget Mad Max copycat with Michael Paré as an officer from the lunar colony who comes down to Earth to take on the marauders of the post-apocalyptic wasteland
Cyborg Cop III (1995)
Jun 14, 2010Killer Android
A completely ridiculous action film (that features no cyborg cops) and instead concerns the attempts to create an army of cyborgs using insect DNA
Warhead (1996)
Oct 18, 2004Action/Nuclear Missile Silo Hijacking
Routine action film about the attempts to stop a rogue general who has hijacked a nuclear missile silo
Bridge of Dragons (1999)
Oct 31, 2005Action Film/Atemporal Kingdom Setting
A Dolph Lundgren starring action film about a coup in a kingdom that exists as an oddly atemporal mix of clashing historical periods
Octopus (2000)
Jan 27, 2006Giant Octopus
B-budget mix of giant animal film and submarine drama with impoverished effects and a script only notable for its ludicrous improbabilities
Crocodile (2000)
Mar 28, 2017Giant Killer Crocodile
Tobe Hooper delivers an entry amid the early-00s vogue for B-budget CGI monster movies, drawing clear inspiration from Lake Placid. Hooper had not made a good film since the 1980s and this does little to reverse the path of mediocrity
Spiders (2000)
Dec 23, 2019Giant Spiders
In a whole bunch of ways this - plausibility being a big one of them - is a bad film. On the other hand, it does boast an entertaining array of giant spiders all emerged from a space shuttle crash
Octopus II (2001)
Apr 28, 2021Giant Octopus
Sequel to the ridiculous Octopus, this is slightly less cheap but no less absurd in its premise of a giant octopus attacking New York
Replicant (2001)
Sep 14, 2002Cloned Serial Killer
Halfway reasonable Jean-Claude Van Damme film in which he plays the clone of a serial killer who is brought to life in attempt to track down the original
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
Jan 18, 2024Giant Prehistoric Shark
John Barrowman fights a giant prehistoric shark in a film that gained a certain reputation as a Bad Movie
Alien Hunter (2003)
Feb 18, 2013Alien Unearthed in the Antarctic
Film about a mysterious alien artifact unearthed in the Antarctic that falls apart due to a script that is constantly jumping all over the place and spending more time homaging other science-fiction films
Train (2008)
Nov 26, 2024Torture Porn/Organ-Harvesting Train
A blatant copy of Hostel featuring tourists caught aboard a train in Ukraine that runs an organ-harvesting operation
Shark in Venice (2008)
Jan 28, 2011Killer Shark Film
This is where the Sharknado and the modern gonzo shark movie phenomenon began. A ridiculous and cheap film that forgets the necessary tongue-in-cheek attitude and comes out as cheap on all fronts
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Sep 9, 2011Sword and Sorcery
This revival of Conan the Barbarian is a dismal effort that gets little of what made the character work, while Jason Momoa gives little impression he is taking proceedings seriously
Automata (2014)
Oct 8, 2016Robots Develop Artificial Intelligence
This Blade Runner-influenced work about robots that develop artificial intelligence is exceptional, featuring a particularly captivating last half with Antonio Banderas journeying with strangely alive robots
The Legend of Hercules (2014)
Jun 21, 2014Greek Myth
Renny Harlin, the director of a great many empty-headed action films, takes on the Greek myth and delivers a Hercules film that feels like it has been directed after too many watchings of 300