Replicant (2001)
Sep 14, 2002Cloned Serial Killer
Halfway reasonable Jean-Claude Van Damme film in which he plays the clone of a serial killer who is brought to life in attempt to track down the original
Les Weldon
Train (2008)
Nov 26, 2024Torture Porn/Organ-Harvesting Train
A blatant copy of Hostel featuring tourists caught aboard a train in Ukraine that runs an organ-harvesting operation
Shark in Venice (2008)
Jan 28, 2011Killer Shark Film
This is where the Sharknado and the modern gonzo shark movie phenomenon began. A ridiculous and cheap film that forgets the necessary tongue-in-cheek attitude and comes out as cheap on all fronts
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Sep 9, 2011Sword and Sorcery
This revival of Conan the Barbarian is a dismal effort that gets little of what made the character work, while Jason Momoa gives little impression he is taking proceedings seriously
Automata (2014)
Oct 8, 2016Robots Develop Artificial Intelligence
This Blade Runner-influenced work about robots that develop artificial intelligence is exceptional, featuring a particularly captivating last half with Antonio Banderas journeying with strangely alive robots
Bullet Head (2017)
Mar 8, 2022Killer Dog
A film with a great set-up where three criminals on the run (which include Adrien Brody and John Malkovich) take refuge in a warehouse only to find they are trapped with a maddened killer dog
Leatherface (2017)
Oct 28, 2017Texas Chain Saw Massacre Origin Story
Supposedly a The Texas Chain Saw Massacre prequel that offers us a Leatherface origin story. The least Texas Chain Saw-like of the sequels and eventually a far cry from the original
Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)
Feb 5, 2018Zombies
One of a growing industry of zombie films that leech off the George Romero name. This remakes Romero's Day of the Dead, which means it cherry picks key elements and rearranges them in a different way but lacks everything else that Romero offered
Hellboy (2019)
Jul 19, 2019Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation
Reboot of the Hellboy series promisingly comes from Neil Marshall but is also made by Millennium Films who have a habit of buying up previously successful properties and churning out cheaper spinoffs
Till Death (2021)
Dec 11, 2021Wife Handcuffed to Her Husband’s Corpse
This had me sold from its one sentence description – Megan Fox is a wife trying to escape hired killers while handcuffed to her husband’s corpse
The Offering (2022)
Dec 17, 2023Sinister Happenings at a Jewish Funeral Home
Undeniably reminiscent of the standout The Vigil, a horror film set around an Orthodox Jewish funeral home that creates great uncanny mood
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024)
Oct 18, 2024Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation
After a disastrous reboot of the Hellboy franchise, Millennium Media get it right, employing the comic’s creator on script, taking the series into wild directions with Hellboy up against Appalachian folk horrors
Subservience (2024)
Jun 29, 2025Robot Nanny Amok
Another android gone amok film with former sex symbol Megan Fox cast as an android nanny who starts defying her programming
Red Sonja (2025)
Sep 19, 2025Warrior Woman/Sword and Sorcery
Following the disastrous Brigitte Nielsen film, a new version of Robert E. Howard’s Amazonian warrior woman finally emerges here from the people behind the revivals of Hellboy and the Jason Momoa starring Conan