Horns (2013)

Horns (2013) poster
Rating: 2

An Alexandra Aja adaptation of a Joe Hill novel that comes with a diabolical glee as Daniel Radcliffe develops a set of devil horns and finds everyone confessing their deepest secrets to him

Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

Horton Hears a Who! (2008) poster
Rating: 2.5

Animated adaptation of the Dr Seuss book is an amiable effort that captures a certain zaniness but ultimately seems to be forcing Seuss’s slim original to inhabit the formula of the modern animated film

The Hot Chick (2002)

The Hot Chick (2002) poster
Rating: 2

Adam Sandler produced film that is a variant on the bodyswap standard in which Rob Schneider and Rachel McAdams switch bodies. Much crass humour ensues in between a good-naturedly all-inclusive message

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania (2012) poster
Rating: 2

A variant on the much more charming Mad Monster Party?, an animated film featuring cute cuddly versions of the Famous Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, wolfman etc) with Adam Sandler voicing Dracula

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) poster
Rating: 2

I had little enthusiasm for this, I tend to like my classic monsters serious rather than defanged – these Hotel Transylvania films are so watered down, Dracula doesn’t even get to drink blood

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)

Hotel Transylvania 3 Summer Vacation (2018) poster
Rating: 2

I’m not a fan of the Hotel Transylvania films and their reduction of the Famous Monsters to slapstick yocks. This is exactly the same as the preceding films, no better, no worse and with only minute plotting difference

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Minus Adam Sandler this time, the Hotel Transylvania series trots out a fourth entry. Here, in some search for novelty on what has gone before, the monsters are turned back into humans

Hour of the Wolf (1968)

Hour of the Wolf (1968) poster
Rating: 4

One of the works of the celebrated Ingmar Bergman with Max Von Sydow as an artist tormented by insomnia who starts to slip into disturbing hallucinations where he (and we) can not be certain what is being seen is real

The House (2022)

The House (2022) poster
Rating: 4

An anthology of stop-motion animated shorts set around the same house. Each episode is quite different but all three stories strike an admirably dark and absurdist tone and are beautifully made

The House of the Spirits (1993)

The House of the Spirits (1993) poster
Rating: 2

A star-studded but ponderous adaptation of Isabel Allende’s cross-generational family saga set in an unnamed South American republic that comes with Magical Realist elements

The House With a Clock in Its Walls (2018)

The House With a Clock in Its Walls (2018) poster
Rating: 2.5

Eli Roth is a director associated with the Torture Porn cycle and one does a double-take at him making a family-friendly film. The results emerge somewhere between Harry Potter and a Goosebumps film

Household Saints (1993)

Household Saints (1993) poster
Rating: 3.5

Warm and appealing film filled with great performances that takes place across two generations of an Italian-American family. An obsession with Catholic miracles takes over in the second half, although the film remains ambiguous to their actuality

How I Won the War (1967)

How I Won the War (1967) poster
Rating: 3

A World War II comedy from Richard Lester that heads into a wild absurdism, a film that is both brilliant and numbingly noisy. Most did not get the surreal blacker-than-black tone and the film was not a success

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Ron Howard’s live-action adaptation of the Dr Seuss story visually embraces the nonsense absurdism but the charms get buried beneath the lavish production polish. Jim Carrey saves the day as The Grinch however.

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019)

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) poster
Rating: 2

One of the most beautifully made formula animated films of recent vintage but at the end of the day no more than a film that is by the numbers where the artistry is unsupported by the banal script

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

How to Train Your Dragon (2010) poster
Rating: 3

Popular animated adaptation of a children’s book. This hits all the right story arcs and in sufficiently likeable measure to work amiably. Two sequels and a live-action remake followed.

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

This is a film that leaves you in two minds – one that is constantly going wow at the animated artistry and detail before us; the other that is realising that this is yet another formula animated film

How to Train Your Dragon (2025)

How to Train Your Dragon (2025) poster
Rating: 2

With Disney having remade most of their animated catalogue in live-action, other studios are now getting in on the act with this live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016) poster
Rating: 2

H.P. Lovecraft is a cult horror writer whose work brims over with a sense of cosmic dread. One of the most bizarre Lovecraft film adaptations is this work of children’s animation featuring a young Lovecraft

Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017)

Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017) poster
Rating: 2

The second in a series of animated children’s films about the young H.P. Lovecraft and his encounters with the various denizens of the Cthulhu mythos

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018)

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The third of the trilogy of animated films from Arcana Studios based around the adventures of a young H.P. Lovecraft

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) poster
Rating: 4

This Hayao Miyazaki film about a girl who becomes assistant to a mysterious magician is not quite in the same league as Princess Mononoke or Spirited Away but has the sublime beauty, eccentric characters and tender charms that all his work does

The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

The Hudsukcer Proxy (1994) poster
Rating: 4

One of the Coen Brothers’ strangest films – imagine a homage to a 1940s Howard Hawks film conducted on giant oversized sets like something out of Brazil with a blacker-than-black sense of humour and angels in the mix

Hugo (2011)

Hugo (2011) poster
Rating: 4

Martin Scorsese’s venture into making a children’s film is a beautiful production but must have been a studio nightmare – while they try to sell it as a magical fantasy film, Scorsese wants to pay tribute to silent filmmaker Georges Melies

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) poster
Rating: 2

A Disney animated film that turns Victor Hugo’s classic oft-filmed novel about Quasimodo, a misshapen figure of pity, into a slightly ugly teenager who now comes accompanied by talking gargoyles

The Hunters (2013)

The Hunters (2013) poster
Rating: 0.5

The premise of a group of adventurers seeking artifacts from fairytales has mild possibilities but is given zero conviction by anybody involved. A sub-Indiana Jones adventure that was made as a tv pilot

The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)

The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman. Despite low expectations, this emerged better than one thought it would. It has a better director and seems much more at home being an epic fantasy than the first film

I Am … Gabriel (2012)

I Am ... Gabriel (2012) poster
Rating: 1

Chuck Norris’s son Mike directs a laughably ridiculous faith-based film where a miraculous child appears, come to heal the people of an impoverished, drought-ridden town

I Kill Giants (2017)

I Kill Giants (2017) poster
Rating: 3

The title leads you to expect a variation on Jack the Giant Slayer but instead we get a very good story about a troubled girl who believes in giants. Very similar to A Monster Calls, this is carried by a fantastic performance from 15 year old Madison Wolfe

I Still See You (2018)

I Still See You (2018) poster
Rating: 3

A Young Adult film that comes with a highly original premise concerning the aftermath of a catastrophe that has left ghostly figures trapped in timeloops repeating the same moves

Ice Age (2002)

Ice Age (2002) poster
Rating: 3

This begat an interminable number of tedious sequels. However, the original is a still likeable and appealing animated film about a group of prehistoric talking animals migrating with the onset of an Ice Age

Ice Age 2 (2006)

Ice Age 2 (2006) poster
Rating: 1

The first in a series of interminable sequels to Blue Sky Studios’ animated prehistoric adventure. Everything has a tediousness that feels as though it is created by a script generating computer

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Another of Blue Sky Studios’ interminable animated sequels to its likeable original about prehistoric talking animals. This has little substance beyond a kinetic rush from one gag to the next

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) poster
Rating: 1

This is not a film, it is a money-making machine in the guise of a film aimed squarely at undiscerning family audiences that plays to familiar characters and comic routines and has minimal difference to the preceding three Ice Age films

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)

Ice Age: Collision Course (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

I hate the Ice Age films and their tediously extruded adventures. The opening sequence here and its ignorance of even basic science is the most inane thing in the entire series

Idiots and Angels (2008)

Idiots and Angels (2008) poster
Rating: 3.5

Another of Bill Pympton’s unique animated films, all stylised artwork and surreal juxtapositions. This is a dialogueless film about a mean-spirited man who suddenly gains a set of angel wings

IF (2024)

IF (2024) poster
Rating: 3

Ryan Reynolds and director John Krasinski combine to make a film about imaginary companions, an appealingly quirky effort where a young girl befriends a large furry invisible creature

I’m Thinking of Ending Things (2020)

I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) poster
Rating: 4

Charlie Kaufman’s mind-bending, head-scratcher about road trips, weird dinner conversations and shifting identity blurrings as what we assume become increasingly more surreal as the film goes on

Imaginaerum (2012)

Imaginaerum (2012) poster
Rating: 2

A film based on the album by Finnish symphonic metal group Nightwish that takes place inside the allegorical mental terrain of a dying rock star. This collapses into the over-inflated amateur symbolism of a music video

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) poster
Rating: 3.5

This wouldn’t be a Terry Gilliam if it wasn’t cursed by bad luck – the death of star Heath Ledger. It’s the most Gilliam-esque film in some years where Gilliam and his designers leap off into deliriously madcap surrealism

Imagine That (2009)

Imagine That (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Eddie Murphy in another of the lame flops that marked his career in the 2000s where he plays a stockbroker who gets stock tips from his daughter’s imaginary companion

Immortals (2011)

Immortals (2011) poster
Rating: 3

A venture into Greek myth retelling the story of Theseus and the labyrinth. Tarsem Singh, a director with a visually extraordinary eye, lavishes everything on the sets and costumes. One film of the 3D overkill fad that needs to be seen in 3D

In Search of the Castaways (1962)

In Search of the Castaways (1962) poster
Rating: 3

Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea created a fad for Jules Verne adaptations throughout the 1950s/60s. Disney returned to Verne in this colourfully absurd adventure with children on a globe-spanning hunt for their missing father

In/Sight (2011)

In/Sight (2011) poster
Rating: 2

There are few fantastic themes more tired than the clairvoyant thriller – a standard murder mystery where the detective just intuits all their deductions psychically. Apart from a couple of interesting twists, this is no different

In the Lost Lands (2025)

In the Lost Lands (2025) poster
Rating: 1

Paul W.S. Anderson adapts a George R.R. Martin fantasy story but somehow still manages to make it into another Resident Evil copy still starring Milla Jovovich

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011)

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011) poster
Rating: 1

Uwe Boll strikes again! Sequel to his passable earlier epic fantasy, which is dragged down by a lack of action and the need to provide star Dolph Lundgren with a series of excrutiating witticims

In the Name of the King 3 (2014)

In the Name of the King 3 (2014) poster
Rating: 0.5

A Uwe Boll film that feels as though he didn’t cared about what he was making. You’d have to go back to the Italian sword-and-sorcery films of the 1980s to find a more shoddy work of epic fantasy

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations and one of his better. Boll is seeking to emulate the 00s epic fantasy fad and succeeds with some great action choreography from Ching Siu-Tung

In Your Eyes (2014)

In Your Eyes (2014) poster
Rating: 3

Based on an old Joss Whedon script about two people who discover they can see through the other’s eyes and talk mentally. A low-key film that acts as a bare stage allowing the two characters to interact

The Incident (2014)

The Incident (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Fascinating Mexican film in which characters become trapped in the same limited stretch of space. It is striking watching them forced to repeat the same things over and over

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) poster
Rating: 3

At age 80, Harrison Ford returns for what looks like being the last ever Indiana Jones film. It’s not perfect but when you compare to all the other contemporary franchises, this still has the good old adventure spirit

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) poster
Rating: 2

Third of the Indiana Jones films. This comes with all the breakneck action sequences and Sean Connery doing a fine comic turn as Indiana’s irascible father but also plays to a much greater slapstick emphasis

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) poster
Rating: 3

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas’s first sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark is like a single 118 minute rollercoaster ride without let-up in terms of action, although is far less polished in the scripting department

Infinite (2021)

Infinite (2021) poster
Rating: 1

High concept action film not dissimilar to Highlander with Mark Wahlberg discovering that he is a reincarnated soul engaged in a secret war through the ages

Ink (2009)

Ink (2009) poster
Rating: 2

An ingenue film about a dream journey that is made with undeniable imagination. However, the eventual allegory makes it a work that thinks it far more profound than it ends up being

Inkheart (2008)

Inkheart (2008) poster
Rating: 2

Another failed attempt to start a fantasy franchise. However, the interesting premise of someone who can bring fictional characters to life ends up going goes precisely nowhere

Inland Empire (2006)

Inland Empire (2006) poster
Rating: 2

David Lynch’s last theatrical films and probably the most divided of Lynch’s films. Another delve into cryptic surrealism that arrives at no clear plot destinations or clues about what is going on

The Innocents (2021)

The Innocents (2021) poster
Rating: 4

One of the most extraordinary films ever made about psychic powers concerning a group of children who discover remarkable talents to move objects but then that one among their number has used the power to kill

Inside Out 2 (2024)

Inside Out 2 (2024) poster
Rating: 2

Inside Out, set around the personified emotions in a girl’s head, was one of the breaths of fresh air among Pixar’s slip into terminal sequelitis during the 2010s. Now it gets its own sequel

Inside Out (2015)

Inside Out (2015) poster
Rating: 3.5

Pixar have slumped into terminal sequelitis during the 2010s – this was only the second original work they have made during that time. While not perfect, it goes regains the creative heights from five years earlier

Into the Woods (2014)

Into the Woods (2014) poster
Rating: 1

A lumbering, stagebound adaptation of Stephen Sondheim musical that lamely dips into the fairytale parody that Shrek and other films tapped far more engagingly over a decade ago

The Invention of Lying (2009)

The Invention of Lying (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Ricky Gervais co-directs and stars in a comedy set in an alternate world where everybody tells the truth and he discovers he is the one person who can lie and how this proceeds to change the world

The Invisible (2007)

The Invisible (2007) poster
Rating: 2

David S. Goyer directed remake of a Swedish film about a teenager stuck in a disembodied state between life and death. Despite Goyer’s sterling resume as a screenwriter, this fails to work

The Invisibles (2024)

The Invisibles (2025) poster
Rating: 2

This has an intriguingly original concept where milquetoast Tim Blake Nelson wakes up to find he has faded away and become invisible to other people – and then finds a secret world of other similar Invisibles

Iron Mask (2019)

The Iron Mask (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the Russian-made horror film Viy, this is an historical fantasy with a big budget that mounts spectacular effects sequence and provides name stars, even if the results are utterly bizarre

Isle of Dogs (2018)

Isle of Dogs (2018) poster
Rating: 4

Wes Anderson is at his best when he does stop-motion animation as in Fantastic Mr. Fox and here. Essentially a Disney talking animals animated film where the animals talk like real people, this comes with considerable charm

It’s a Wonderful After Life (2010)

It's a Wonderful After Life (2010) poster
Rating: 2

A comedy involving murder and ghosts set in London’s Little India. An exceedingly lightweight comedy that never does anything unexpected with its material