Nostradamus (1994)

Nostradamus (1994) poster
Rating: 2

Biopic of the so-called prophet Nostradamus, although this seems more interested in depicting him as a progressive thinker of his era than as a prophet. Directed by Roger Christian who next went on to make Battlefield Earth

Now You See It (2005)

Now You See It (2005) poster
Rating: 3

Not to be confused with Now You See Me, the one about the bank-robbing magicians, this is a surprisingly good film for the usual creative wasteland that is the Disney Channel about a reality show for illusionists who discovers a teen whose powers would appear to be real

The Number 23 (2007)

The Number 23 (2007) poster
Rating: 0.5

Demented Joel Schumacher film in which Jim Carrey sees occurrences of the number 23 everywhere and finds his life is being predicted by a book. Featuring one of the most absurd scripts ever written

The Nut Job (2014)

The Nut Job (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

I went into this with zero expectations, expecting no more than a work of formula family entertainment and came out gently surprised. Essentially a talking cartoon animals variant on a heist plot, it does the formula likeably and with none of the relentless smart-ass cynicism of too many contemporaries

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Big, no-expense-spared Disney production of the fairytale. The film is stunning to look at it in terms of design and costuming but has a simplicity that leaves little for adults to engage with

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) poster
Rating: 4

The Coen Brothers hilariously adapt The Odyssey into the Depression Era with George Clooney leading a trio of escaped convicts as he tries to return to his wife

Oblivion Island: Haruka and the Magic Mirror (2009)

Oblivion Island: Haruka and the Magic Mirror (2009) poster
Rating: 3.5

Exquisitely lovely anime set in a world of creatures that live on scavenged human junk. If in the end, the heroine’s allegorical quest is on the generic side, the film captivates you with the richness of colour and detail that has gone into imagining its world

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012)

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) poster
Rating: 1

On one level, this sets out to be a warm-hearted fantasy about the appearance of a magic child to a childless couple. On another possibly unintentional level, it is a rather unlikeable film about how two parents continually force a child to conform to the social expectations of those around them

Odd Thomas (2013)

Odd Thomas (2013) poster
Rating: 2.5

At first glance, Stephen Sommers and Dean R. Koontz seem strange bedfellows, but oddly enough it works – Koontz gives Sommers more story than he is used to working with and surprisingly it is the likeable characters and mind-boggling quirks of plot at the forefront rather than Sommers’ usual CGI bombast

Oily Maniac (1976)

Oily Maniac (1976) poster
Rating: 2

Outrageously whacked Hong Kong film that prefigures The Toxic Avenger in having a downtrodden hero jump into a pool of oil and emerge as an avenging superhero made of oil. Crudely made and pitched, the film’s novelty all lies in the bizarreness of its title character

Oliver & Company (1988)

Oliver & Company (1988) poster
Rating: 2.5

One of the more forgettable Disney animated film of the 1970s/80s lull, this draws heavily on Lady and the Tramp for a talking animals retelling of Oliver Twist

The Omega Code (1999)

The Omega Code (1999) poster
Rating: 2

The Omen and imitators had been exploiting Biblical End Times prophecies for years but this is one that approaches it from a Christian perspective. The film also started a wave of serious faith-based films that employed name actors in order to carry them to crossover audiences

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970)

On a Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970) poster
Rating: 2.5

Romantic musical in Barbra Steisand discovers psychic powers and her reincarnated past lives. Despite being a flop, this is a film of oddball charms and features an effervescent Stresiand

Once Upon a Crime (2023)

Once Upon a Crime (2023) poster
Rating: 2

A very strange Japanese-made blend of fairytale and detective story that takes place in the realm of fairytale where Little Red Riding Hood turns detective to solve a murder at Cinderella’s ball

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: 2

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

The One I Love (2014)

The One I Love (2014) poster
Rating: 3

Going by the title you could easily dismiss this as an indie relationship drama (as I initially did) but what we instead get is a fascinatingly cryptic doppelganger film where a couple go on a retreat only to encounter idealised versions of themselves who seem intent on stealing their lives

Onward (2020)

Onward (2020) poster
Rating: 3

The 22nd animated film from Pixar and also the least successful (being released only a week before theatrical chains closing down due to Coronavirus). This has an appealingly quirky and original concept not unakin to Bright that takes place in an alternate reality where magic creatures live in a world akin to our own

Open Season (2006)

Open Season (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Passable animated film from Sony Pictures Animation, although the story arcs too closely resemble every other animated film for it to have much in the way of notability

Ordet (1955)

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Rating: 4

Carl Dreyer, the Danish director of Vampyr and The Passion of Joan of Arc, is one of the least well-known great directors. This, his second-to-last film, concerns itself with the nature of religion and miracles. A very weighty Bergman-esque piece, it arrives at an astonishing ending

Osmosis Jones (2001)

Osmosis Jones (2001) poster
Rating: 3

The Farrelly Brothers make a part-animated, part-live action film that is set inside slob Bill Murray’s body where the cells and body functions are all talking characters

The Other Side of the Mirror (2016)

The Other Side of the Mirror (2016) poster
Rating: 0.5

This sets out to offer a dark take on Alice in Wonderland but leaves you scratching you head. At most the Wonderland characters take a lot of drugs, along with a haphazard mix of scenes from the book cheaply shot

Over the Hedge (2006)

Over the Hedge (2006) poster
Rating: 3

Likeable DreamWorks animated film filled with much slapstick energy about a group of talking animals that venture into a housing estate in search of food

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013)

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) poster
Rating: 3

Sam Raimi’s prequel to The Wizard of Oz is now; the story of how a conman fools an entire land rather than of an innocent girl just trying to find her way home. The reconceptualisation of Oz comes with a colourful sweep

Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) poster
Rating: 3.5

From the awful slapstick-heavy trailer, the prospects for this seem dismal – less Paddington Bear than a reprise of the live-action Yogi Bear. The finished result confounds expectation and the story of a small unassuming bear at large in the world comes full of considerable charm

Paddington 2 (2017)

Rating: 3

Sequel to the 2014 film based on the much loved children’s books … This comes with exactly the same mix of silliness, overblown slapstick and sweetness that made the first film work – albeit on a more elaborate budget – and succeeds with the same winning charms

Paddington in Peru (2024)

Paddington in Peru (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

Third of the Paddington series, this has more of an adventure film feel as it takes Paddington and the Browns to Peru in search of a lost city

The Pagemaster (1994)

The Pagemaster (1994) poster
Rating: 2.5

Amiable if lightweight film where a live-action Macaulay Culkin gets animated and has a series of adventures in a Land of Fiction where he must pass through various classic stories

Palm Springs (2020)

Palm Springs (2020) poster
Rating: 3.5

Variation on the Groundhog Day timeloop theme, this has two people trapped on the same day at a wedding. Of all the copies, this is a delight that has a really hilariously madcap creativity

Pan (2015)

Pan (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Ostensibly a Peter Pan prequel and origin story, this is a massively over-produced turkey – colossally scaled effects set-pieces, everything obtrusively arranged to pop out at us in 3D – that seems to completely miss the innocent charms that the original story had

Passengers (2008)

Passengers (2008) poster
Rating: 2

Well-cast, nicely made film that seems to be setting out as a supernatural variant on Fearless, which had Jeff Bridges as a reinvigorated plane crash survivor, only to fall apart in a groan-worthy twist ending that has become tediously overused in recent years

Peacock King (1988)

Peacock King (1988) poster
Rating: 2

Hong Kong-made Wu Xia based on a Japanese manga about warrior monks fighting to stop the opening of portals to Hell. This seems uninspired when it comes to the flights of fantasy the genre specialises in, although picks up when it comes to the vigour of its cheap makeup effects scenes

The Peanuts Movie (2015)

The Peanuts Movie (2015) poster
Rating: 2

The comic-strip Peanuts is a wryly whimsical depiction of childhood. The movie version has been taken up by Blue Sky Studios, the ones guilty for the repetitive sequelitis that most modern animation has descended to – somehow you suspect that Charles Schulz’s intention wasn’t to reduce it to a series of slapstick set-pieces

Pedro Paramo (2024)

Pedro Paramo (2024) poster
Rating: 4

A standout adaptation of a classic work of Mexican literature in the Magical Realist tradition. This creates an incredibly haunted mood as it follows a man’s quest for his past to a town that seems to exist inside a twilight zone

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) poster
Rating: 4

Pee-Wee Herman is someone who polarises crowds to love or extreme hate. The was the first film from Tim Burton who seems charmingly attuned to the kitsch banality of Pee-Wee’s universe

Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday (2016)

Pee-Wee's Big Holiday (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Pee-Wee Herman is a deliberately annoying character that is either adored or intensely loathed by audiences. This third film closely follows the structure of the first film with Pee-Wee in a series of nonsense adventures on a cross-country journey

Pegasus vs. Chimera (2012)

Pegasus vs. Chimera (2012) poster
Rating: 1.5

One of the numerous ‘vs’ films that came out after Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, this is actually a B-budget fantasy adventure made for cable. This is not particularly bad, just routine and uninspired on all counts where the budget cramps any of its imaginative horizons

Penelope (2006)

Penelope (2006) poster
Rating: 2

This has the feel of a fairytale where Christina Ricci plays a girl who suffers from a hereditary curse that has left her with a pig-like snout

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) poster
Rating: 3

This spinoff from the Madagascar films is a lot more fun that I was anticipating – how could you dislike a film with John Malkovich as an octopus super-villain? Essentially cast as a spy parody, the film has a gonzo insanity that hits in with a manic delirium

Pennies from Heaven (1978)

Pennies from Heaven (1978) poster
Rating: 4

Dennis Potter was the greatest writer to ever work in televisio. This mini-series is one of his most celebrated works, featuring characters bursting out into lip-synched Golden Oldie songs, making biting contrast to their downbeaten lives

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Chris Columbus seeks to emulate the success of the Harry Potter films with this adaptation of a Young Adult series about the children of Greek gods. The film falls apart due to Columbus’s typical banal cues and effects overkill

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: 2

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Perdita Durango (1997)

Perdita Durango (1997) poster
Rating: 4

Spinoff of characters featured in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart and a greatly underrated film for Alex de la Iglesia. this pushes into even darker and more anarchic places than Lynch did, featuring outlaw lovers who are black sorcerers on a trail of murder and kidmap

Persistence of Vision (2012)

Persistence of Vision (2012) poster
Rating: 3

A fascinating documentary about animator Richard Williams that principally focuses on the tragic failure of Williams’s lifework The Thief and the Cobbler, which would have been the most ambitious hand drawn film ever made

Peter Pan and Wendy (2023)

Peter Pan and Wendy (2023) poster
Rating: 2.5

Disney conduct a live-action remake of their Peter Pan and promisingly place it in the hands of David Lowery, director of A Ghost Story and The Green Knight

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025) poster
Rating: 3

From the people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, this is the horror version of Peter Pan. And good grief, does this go dark with Peter as a child abductor and Tinkerbell who shoots up ‘fairy dust’ through a needle

Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)

Peter Rabbit 2 (2021) poster
Rating: 1

The first Peter Rabbit film was an abomination that trashed Beatrix Potter’s genteel stories. It made this site’s Worst of 2018 list. This is a sequel

Peter Rabbit (2018)

Rating: 0-

Beatrix Potter wrote genteel stories of talking animals in the English countryside. This is a film so astonishingly awful in its treatment of the source material – it feels like someone drunkenly urinating on Beatrix Potter’s gravestone for lulz. The No 1 contender for Worst Film of 2018

The Phantom Carriage (1921)

The Phantom Carriage (1921) poster
Rating: 3

Silent film whose greatest footnote is that it was Ingmar Bergman’s favourite film. Has some extraordinary fantastic images, even if these are technically primitive today. Less effective is the modern attempts to view it as a ghost story, when it is more a morality play akin to A Christmas Carol