The Extraordinary Adventures of the Mouse and His Child (1977)

The Extraordinary Adventures of the Mouse and His Child (1977) poster
Rating: 1

Based on a popular children’s book, this is a simplistic animated film for very young children about a toy mouse that goes on a quest to find freedom

The Fairy (2011)

The Fairy (2011) poster
Rating: 4

Entirely charming film about a woman who claims to be a fairy. In the best tradition of Jacques Tati, this consists of a series of deliriously nonsensical sight gags that become an utter delight

FairyTale: A True Story (1997)

Fairytale: A True Story (1997) poster
Rating: 2.5

A nicely produced film based on the true-life Cottingley Fairies hoax in the 1920s where two girls produced photos supposedly of fairies that convinced some people. Despite the original being a hoax, the film wants to convince us that the fairies were real

Fallen (2016)

Fallen (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Adaption of a Young Adult series of books – this is essentially Twilight but with angels instead of vampires. Another YA effort where we never saw successive chapters due to its box-office flop

The Family Man (2000)

The Family Man (2000) poster
Rating: 3

Brett Ratner conducts a likeable variation on It’s a Wonderful Life with banker Nicolas Cage suddenly finding himself in an alternate life as a regular working class man with wife and kids

Fantasia (1940)

Fantasia (1940) poster
Rating: 5

The best animated film Disney ever made, created as a work of art with animation set to classical music. The segments vary between abstraction, comic eccentricity and evocations of nightmare. The results are magical.

Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Fantasia 2000 (1999) poster
Rating: 2

Disney’s sequel to Fantasia comes weighted with a sense of its own self-importance – the first theatrical release of the new millennium. However, it fails to produce much that has the stature of the original

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Spinoff from the Harry Potter films – unlike those, written directly for the screen and feels more like it belongs there. The US locations open the story up, while the magic creatures and new ensemble cast prove a delight

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) poster
Rating: 2

The first Fantastic Beasts was a welcome opening up of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter universe and offered something fresh in the series. This is a more mixed bag where it feels like it is back to business as usual for Rowling

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Third of the Fantastic Beasts films, this comes as a mix of ennui with the franchise and promise. It feels like about right now would be a good time to retire the series

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) poster
Rating: 4

Wes Anderson makes a delightful detour into stop-motion animation in this Roald Dahl adaptation, a droll caper comedy enacted by talking animals who are all characterised with typical Anderson eccentricities

Fantasy Island (2020)

Fantasy Island (2020) posterv
Rating: 2

The big screen remake of the popular 70s/80s tv series about an island that makes guests fantasies come true. In the hands of Blumhouse, this has now been turned into a horror film

Faraway, So Close! (1993)

Faraway, So Close! (1993) poster
Rating: 4.5

Wim Wenders returns to angels in this sequel to Wings of Desire, along with most of the cast. Again Wenders delivers a work of haunting beauty about the angels invisibly looking in on humanity

Fatman (2020)

Fatman (2020) poster
Rating: 3

Amusingly dark Christmas film where a kid hires a hitman to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking. Featuring Mel Gibson as a grumpy Santa struggling with modern economic realities

Faust (1926)

Faust (1926) poster
Rating: 5

F.W. Murnau’s version of the classic tale of an aging scholar selling his soul to the Devil for youth and love is one of the most fabulous pieces of pure cinema to come out of the German Expressionist era

Faust (2011)

Faust (2011) poster
Rating: 4

Alexander Sokurov, the director behind Russian Ark, turns to the classic story about a man who sells his soul to The Devil. A very different version than we are used to that takes place in an earthy, cluttered Mediaeval world

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) poster
Rating: 2

In attempting to capture the surreal, paranoiac drug haze of Hunter S. Thompson’s counter-culture classic, Terry Gilliam’s adaptation becomes a rambling, self-indulgent mess of tripped-out visions that go on and on

Fellini’s Casanova (1976)

Fellini's Casanova (1976) poster
Rating: 4

Federico Fellini conducts his version of the life of the great lover but turns it into a fantastical film of gorgeously surreal excess, filled with extravagant sets and costuming

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992) poster
Rating: 2

Animated film where fairies face the threat to their forest posed by a logging operation. Preachy message-making that is all but a recruitment film for Greenpeace and the Sierra Club

Field of Dogs (2014)

Field of Dogs (2014) poster
Rating: 2

From Lech Majewski, the Polish director of The Mill and the Cross, comes this supposed modern version of Dante’s The Divine Comedy. Alas, the film never amounts to anything more than a series of almost entirely plotless surrealist visions

Field of Dreams (1989)

Field of Dreams (1989) poster
Rating: 5

Beautiful fantasy where Kevin Costner hears a voice that directs him to build a baseball diamond in his cornfield where dead players to return to life. A genteel fantasy filled with nostalgia for lost Americana and the 1960s

The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu (1980)

The Fiendish Plot of Dr Fu Manchu (1980) poster
Rating: 2.5

Peter Sellers’ last film and usually lambasted by his fans. Spoofing the great villain, Sellers indulges his penchant for playing multiple roles and the result is some likeable silliness

Final Approach (1991)

Final Approach (1991) poster
Rating: 1

A film that mostly consists of amnesiac Air Force pilot James B. Sikking being questioned by psychologist Hector Elizondo. The film constantly hints at a big revelation before settling for one of the corniest twist endings

Finding Dory (2016)

Finding Dory (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

Pixar have never been the same since giving in to sequelitis but this sequel to Finding Nemo does recapturing some of their heyday. Not perfect but this has a winning array of new characters and some delightfully madcap comic set-pieces

Finding Nemo (2003)

Finding Nemo (2003) poster
Rating: 4

An unabashed delight among the Pixar films about a fish parent on a quest to find his missing son. This comes with an extraordinarily vibrant palette of colours and a line-up of winningly eccentric characters

Finding Neverland (2004)

Finding Neverland (2004) poster
Rating: 2

A biopic about J.M. Barrie, the creator of Peter Pan. The film received much acclaim at awards season but in reality is a simplistic work that rewrites J.M. Barrie’s biography in favour of a fictional story about what happened

Fire City: End of Days (2015)

Fire City: End of Days (2015) poster
Rating: 3

A fascinatingly original film about an apartment building of demons who live amongst humans and feed on their miseries. Directed by makeup effects man Tom Woodruff, Jr and featuring some extraordinary creature designs

Five Children and It (2004)

Five Children and It (2004) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of a classic British children’s book made by Jim Henson Productions where children discover a sand fairy that grants wishes. The film is largely centered around creating slapstick chaos

Fixed (2025)

Fixed (2025) poster
Rating: 4

An animated film from Genndy Tartakovsky, director of the Hotel Transylvania films, that is a really quite filthy and hilarious story of a dog about to have its testicles removed who goes on one last adventure

Flesh and Fantasy (1943)

Flesh and Fantasy (1943) poster
Rating: 3.5

A really great and overlooked anthology of fantastical tales from the 1940s. The three stories told here by Julien Duvivier blow you away with their extraordinary visual stylishness

The Flight of Dragons (1982)

The Flight of Dragons (1982) poster
Rating: 2.5

One of Rankin-Bass’s animated films, this has an ambitious epic fantasy plot with original themes about the line between science and magic, although this is undone by Rankin-Bass’s limited animation

The Flintstones (1994)

The Flintstones (1994) poster
Rating: 2

The first in what later became a fad for replicating cartoon tv series as big-budget live-action films, this does an exacting live-action version of the Hanna-Barbera series

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the live-action The Flintstones film. Whether we asked for it or not, this offers up a Flintstones origin story where we see familiar elements of the series fall into place

Flushed Away (2006)

Flushed Away (2006) poster
Rating: 2.5

Aardman Animation abandon Claymation for regular animation in this story of a pet rat thrown out of his comfort zone down into the sewers. Alas, this only serves to make it just another talking animals animated film

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (2011)

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (2011) poster
Rating: 3.5

Tsui Hark, a key figure of the modern Wu Xia cycle, makes a lushly extravagant, Chinese-backed flying swordsman epic. Featuring a wide canvas of characters who come together in a series of very entertaining playoffs

The Forbidden Room (2015)

The Forbidden Room (2015) poster
Rating: 4

Guy Maddin has perfected a blend of silent movie stylistics and hilariously surreal melodrama. This is a Guy Maddin film on acid, a sumptuously madcap fantasia of visuals wound around a tapestry of tall tales

Fountain of Youth (2025)

Fountain of Youth (2025) poster
Rating: 2

Guy Ritchie makes an adventure film that pays homage to Indiana Jones and a host of other works concerning the quest for the Fountain of Youth. A superficial film killed by its constantly distracting flip banter

4 Horsemen: Apocalypse (2022)

4 Horsemen Apocalypse (2022) poster
Rating: 2

The Asylum build a disaster movie around the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse who are causing various volcanoes eruptions, locust swarms and other worldwide disasters

Four Rooms (1995)

Four Rooms (1995) poster
Rating: 2

An anthology of blackly funny tales, including episodes directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, all centred around Tim Roth as a long-suffering hotel bellboy

The Fox and the Hound (1981)

The Fox and the Hound (1981) poster
Rating: 3

Disney animated film from the fallow period of the 1970s/early 80s. This concerns the friendship between a talking fox and a hound tempered by the knowledge they will grow into enemies. An okay effort if not up the heights of the studio’s classics

Francis Goes to the Races (1951)

Francis Goes to the Races (1951) poster
Rating: 2

The second in a surprisingly popular series of comedies about Francis the talking mule, this involves Donald O’Connor and Francis in a series of hijinks set around horse racing track

Freakier Friday (2025)

Freakier Friday (2025) poster
Rating: 1

The 2003 Freaky Friday was one of the better Disney remakes with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan giving inspired performances as mother and daughter who swap bodies. The two reunite for a sequel here

Freaky Friday (2003)

Freaky Friday (2003) poster
Rating: 3

Enjoyable remake of the 1970s Disney comedy about a mother and daughter who swap bodies. Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan nail the swapped roles to perfection

Freaky Friday (2018)

Freaky Friday (2018) poster
Rating: 1

The fourth film version of the Disney comedy about a mother and daughter who swap bodies for one day. This was made for the Disney Channel and comes as a grating teen musical

Fred Claus (2007)

Fred Claus (2007) poster
Rating: 2

A Christmas film with Vince Vaughn as Santa’s younger brother, a petty street hustler. A promising sarcastic tone falls into easy predictable routines and characters arcs

Free Birds (2013)

Free Birds (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Animated film designed for the US Thanksgiving holiday. With a completely insane plot involving turkeys travelling back in time to stop turkeys being served at the first Thanksgiving

Freeway (1996)

Freeway (1996) poster
Rating: 3.5

Matthew Bright’s extraordinary modernisation/trashing of Little Red Riding Hood who becomes Reese Witherspoon’s juvenile delinquent who goes hitchhiking and is targeted by serial killer Kiefer Sutherland

Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999)

Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999) poster
Rating: 4

Matthew Bright’s even better sequel to Freeway where he conducts an outrageous and quite brilliant modernisation of Hansel and Gretel now recast with two juvenile delinquents on the run

Fritz the Cat (1972)

Fritz the Cat (1972) poster
Rating: 4

The first X-rated animated film. Ralph Bakshi’s first film, taken from Robert Crumb’s cartoons, this is hilariously raunchy as the titular talking cat takes a strung-out but often sharply politicised journey through 1960s counter-culture

Frozen (2013)

Frozen (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Disney animated film that supposedly adapts Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen, although Andersen wouldn’t recognise it. This often feels like a ramshackle assemblage of formula elements rather than the classic it was hailed as

Frozen II (2019)

Frozen II (2019) poster
Rating: 1

Frozen was the most successful animated film of all time. It also felt the most formulaic and least inspired Disney film of the 2000s. As part of Disney’s new business policy of recycling everything, this is a sequel.

Fuck You All: The Uwe Boll Story (2019)

Fuck You All: The Uwe Boll Story (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Documentary about the so-called World’s Worst Director Uwe Boll. We get fascinating insight into Boll’s filmmaking methods, while the documentary fearlessly tackles the controversies associated with its subject

Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)

Rating: 2

Live-action adaptation of the popular manga and anime series. Despite having a reasonable budget thrown at it and treating the source material with fathfulness, this looks awkward on the screen

Fullmetal Alchemist: Final Transmutation (2022)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Final Transmutation (2022) poster
Rating: 3

The concluding chapter of the trilogy of live-action Fullmetal Alchemist films, this follows the manga’s storyline closely and brings the series to an epic conclusion

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Revenge of Scar (2022)

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Revenge of Scar (2022) poster
Rating: 3

The first of two sequels to the live-action Fullmetal Alchemist. The first felt uninspired but this and the third film expand the saga and its storyline out with considerable depth

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011)

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Film spinoff from the popular anime tv series that seems caught between a film and a tv episode. While the film reaches for epic scale, the usual run of power blasts, there is nothing that we haven’t seen before