Dracula Untold (2014)

Dracula Untold (2014) poster
Rating: 1

Dracula gets an origin story for Universal’s Famous Monsters shared universe. Vlad the Impaler, one of the great tyrants of history, gets rewritten as an honourable warrior and decent family man

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1970)

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1970) poster
Rating: 0.5

This was one several different films with the same title that came out around the same time. This painful effort comes from Spanish horror star Paul Naschy who plays his signature role of the wolfman Waldemar Daninksy

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971) poster
Rating: 0.5

One of the great title matches of all-time and a surprise that Universal never thought to do it. In the hands of Z-budget director Al Adamson it is a wasted opportunity nd Zandor Vorkov the worst screen Dracula ever

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Drag Me to Hell (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Sam Raimi chose to follow up his hugely successful Spider-Man trilogy with this incredibly silly film about Gypsy curses. Raimi piles on ridiculous shock effects that become so over-the-top that the film ends up somewhere in orbit

Dream House (2011)

Dream House (2011) poster
Rating: 1

Maybe one of the worst cases of a trailer ruining the film by giving away the big mid-film surprise. The film itself is an absurdly contrived Shutter Island copy that has nothing else up its sleeve beyond its big surprise

Dreileben (2011)

Dreileben (2011) poster
Rating: 3

German mini-series about the hunt for an escaped killer that consists of three films, each telling the stories of different characters that weave into the main narrative

D-Tox (2002)

D-Tox (2002) poster
Rating: 2

Thriller where Sylvester Stallone is a detective who goes into alcoholic rehab after his wife is killed by a serial killer only to realise that the killer is posing as one of the attendees

Duel (1971)

Duel (1971) poster
Rating: 5

The first film from Steven Spielberg, a tv movie that was released to theatres. Spielberg demonstrates style to spare in the gripping tale of a lone man on the road who finds himself stalked and followed by a murderous truck

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010) poster
Rating: 2

US film adaptation of a cult Italian comic-book about a private eye who investigates the supernatural, this comes out like a weak episode of tv’s Angel where a potential worthwhile idea descends to lame humour

Easter Bloody Easter (2024)

Easter Bloody Easter (2024) poster
Rating: 3

An Easter horror film about a small town overrun by a killer jackalope, this plants tongue in cheek and hits a highly amusing horror comedy stride. Leading lady/director Diane Foster should be a future horror heroine

Eat Brains Love (2019)

Eat Brains Love (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

The appealing idea of a romantic comedy/road movie where both characters are zombies. The plot is all over the place but the premise is conducted with some amusement

Eat Locals (2017)

Eat Locals (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A vampire film directed by actor Jason Flemyng set around a group of vampires at siege in a farmhouse from a unit of vampire hunters. The vampire film is looking a little tepid post-Twilight era and this does little to turn the genre around

Eaten Alive (1977)

Eaten Alive (1977) poster
Rating: 2

The first film that Tobe Hooper made immediately after The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a dementedly OTT Southern Gothic with Neville Brand as a backwoods motelier serving up his guests to the crocodiles

Eating Miss Campbell (2022)

Eating Miss Campbell (2022) poster
Rating: 2

The sight of the normally super-offensive and un-PC Troma Films trying to adjust to the post-#MeToo and Cancel Culture era while making a film about high school cannibalism is a bizarre one indeed

Eating Raoul (1982)

Eating Raoul (1982) poster
Rating: 2

Paul Bartel’s black comedy where he and Mary Woronov play a snobby couple who pose as kinksters to lure swingers and then kill them off. all to fund setting up an exclusive restaurant

Eclipse (2010)

Eclipse (2010) poster
Rating: 2

The third of the Twilight films. This extrudes the dramatic irresolution of the last film’s cliffhanger – should Bella marry Edward or does she really love Jacob? – with over-padded momentousness

Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield (2007)

Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield (2007) poster
Rating: 2

Film based on the exploits of necrophile killer Ed Gein that throws the facts up in the air and essentially makes up its own story, while the role is miscast with a hulking Kane Hodder

Ed Kemper (2025)

Ed Kemper (2025) poster
Rating: 3

A film based on true-life serial killer Ed Kemper. Director Chad Ferrin made the terrible Pig Killer, a true crime film that got everything wrong about its subject. Here however Ferrin gets it right and makes one of his best films yet

Ed Wood (1994)

Ed Wood (1994) poster
Rating: 4

In one of his finest films, Tim Burton makes a ennobling tribute to the so-called world’s worst director Edward D. Wood Jr who, in Johnny Depp’s performance, becomes Burton’s ultimate outsider hero

Eddie the Sleepwalking Cannibal (2012)

Eddie the Sleepwalking Cannibal (2012) poster
Rating: 2.5

Rather peculiar film about a man who becomes a cannibal whenever he sleepwalks and an artist who finds inspiration at the sight of the dead bodies. This taps a rich vein of black comedy

Eden Lake (2008)

Eden Lake (2008) poster
Rating: 3.5

Highly effective British variant on the Backwoods Brutality film with an innocent couple being pursued through the woods by a group of murderous children. This gets its teeth into you with gruelling tension and rarely lets up until the end

The Editor (2014)

The Editor (2014) poster
Rating: 3

A witty parody of the giallo film from members of Canada’s Astron-6 collective who are proving themselves the masters of a certain type of movie spoof

Eliza Graves (2014)

Eliza Graves (2014) poster
Rating: 3

Brad Anderson adapts an Edgar Allan Poe story about an asylum where the inmates are posing as the staff. This is lush period piece with an amazing cast line-up – the only surprise is that it did no box-office

Embrace of the Vampire (2013)

Embrace of the Vampire (2013) poster
Rating: 2

This is a Canadian-made remake of the Alyssa Milano-starring erotic vampire film The Nosferatu Diaries: Embrace of the Vampire. For some reason, this is now minus the erotica and emerges as tepid

The Emeryville Experiments (2016)

The Emeryville Experiments (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

The premise of a small town inhabited by the former inmates of an asylum, suggests a variant on Poe’s The System of Dr Tarr and Professor Fether. The execution is complete amateurism on every level

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs Dracula (2004)

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmenualle vs Dracula (2004) poster
Rating: 1

One of the series of softcore Emmanuelle films based on an erotic memoir, which had led to some seventy films so far. Here the originally true-life character of Emmanuelle encounters Count Dracula

Encounter with the Unknown (1973)

Encounter with the Unknown (1973) poster
Rating: 1

A variant on the horror anthology film that manages to let the potential in its three stories fall through its hands. Narrated by Rod Serling, creator of tv’s classic anthology series The Twilight Zone, who must’ve needed the money

End of Days (1999)

End of Days (1999) poster
Rating: 1

Arnold Schwarzenegger takes on The Devil on the eve of the millennium. This is essentially The Omen and one of its ilk having been reworked as a mindless big-budget action and effects movie

The Endless (2017)

The Endless (2017) poster
Rating: 3.5

Nominally a sequel to Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead’s first film Resolution, this concerns a strange cult but expands outwards to involve a mind-boggling array of backwoods timeloops and reality blurrings

The Enfield Haunting (2015)

The Enfield Haunting (2015) poster
Rating: 3.5

The Enfield Haunting is a supposedly true-life haunting that most audiences are familiar with from The Conjuring 2; this is an earlier tv mini-series treatment that offers a more realistically grounded telling

Enough (2002)

Enough (2002) poster
Rating: 1

Thriller about an abused wife standing up to take the law into her own hands against her husband. This has its credibility shot out by being made as a Jennifer Lopez film who does not seem to want taint the glamour of her image by seeming battered

Equinox (1970)

Equinox (1970) poster
Rating: 2

A film about backwoods occult that comes with much H.P. Lovecraft influence. An inngenue film made by several unknowns who later became key figures at Industrial Light and Magic

Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017)

Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017) poster
Rating: 3

British director Charlie Steeds delivers a well tuned homage to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre that gets it right in ways that most of the Texas Chainsaw sequels don’t

Escape Room (2017)

Escape Room (2017) poster
Rating: 2

One of at least three identically titled films coming out around the same time based around the popularity of escape rooms. This has a group trapped in a room with an unleashed demonic force

Escape Room (2019)

Escape Room (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

The most high-profile of three identically titled films to come out around the same time all based around the popularity of escape rooms. This generates fair tension and has a certain WTF quality as the characters pass through each scenario

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the 2019 Escape Room. This repeats everything that its predecessor did but bigger and more elaborate to the point that basic believability goes out the window

Estranged (2015)

Estranged (2015) poster
Rating: 3

An amnesiac girl returns home to a large estate in the English countryside only to be made prisoner by her family. Reminiscent of one of the 1960s Hammer psycho-thriller, this is well-made and builds out a fine sense of alienation

Eternal (2004)

Eternal (2004) poster
Rating: 2

A film about Elizabeth Bathory living in the present day, this comes with the suggestion of erotic allure but disappointingly proves to be a pose without much substance

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Evil Dead Rise (2023) poster
Rating: 3

The fifth film in the Evil Dead series. This comes with the selling point of being a female-led sequel and offers a much more serious and gore-drenched take than previous entries