Holocaust Cannibal (2014)

Holocaust Cannibal (2014) poster
Rating: 1

Bill Zebub is possibly the most offensive filmmaker at work today. This largely plotless film features topless Nazi women fighting cannibal tribes, giant bugs and a Bigfoot

Holy Hell (2015)

Holy Hell (2015) poster
Rating: 3

An outrageously demented low-budget film guaranteed to offend nearly everybody. This takes inspiration from Hobo With a Shotgun with a Catholic priest wielding a gun seeking revenge

The Home (2025)

The Home (2025) poster
Rating: 1

A ridiculous film where petty criminal Pete Davidson is given a job at a retirement home only to discover that sinister activities are occurring all around him. From the director of The Purge films

The Horde (2016)

The Horde (2016) poster
Rating: 2

A Backwoods Brutality film that becomes quite gore-drenched. Written by its leading man Paul Logan who casts himself as a perfect action hero wading in to kick hillbilly ass

Horny Teenagers Must Die! (2024)

Horny Teenagers Must Die! (2024) poster
Rating: 1

A slasher film that certainly grabs your attention with a sensationalistic title. While not without occasional amusements, this is mostly amateurish

A Horrible Way to Die (2010)

A Horrible Way to Die (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Adam Wingard has been a director on the rise in the last few years, although his films often feel as though they could have been more than they are. This mumblecore serial killer film is his most satisfying and fully achieved work so far

The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)

The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973) poster
Rating: 2

TV movie that combines the mid-air disaster film of Airport with the 1970s occult fad with a line-up of name actors dealing with druidic stones that exude evil in the midst of a plane flight

Horror Express (1972)

Horror Express (1972) poster
Rating: 3

Wonderfully madcap film with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing travelling aboard the Trans-Siberian Express in the 1900s realising they are facing a body-hopping alien

Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror (2019)

Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

A documentary about African-Americans in the horror genre that covers everything from the earliest depictions through the Blaxploitation film to the rise of Black filmmakers

The Horror Show (1989)

The Horror Show (1989) poster
Rating: 2

Routine executed killer comes back from the electric chair film made to exploit the success of Wes Craven’s Shocker. In some places this was sold as another of the House films

Hostel Part II (2007)

Hostel Part II (2007) poster
Rating: 2

Eli Roth’s sequel to his earlier hit, this emerges as a pallid copy of its predecessor, having merely changed the sexes of the protagonists and lacking the original’s gut-churning impact

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) poster
Rating: 3.5

The first in a series of Sherlock Holmes films starring Basil Rathbone, who became the definitive Holmes for many years, and a reasonable adaptation of the Arthur Conan Doyle novel

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) poster
Rating: 4

Hammer Films’ one and only Sherlock Holmes adaptation. It is beautiful to see the opulence of early Hammer productions brought to bear giving the story unusually effective life

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1978)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1978) poster
Rating: 1

Adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes novel made as a comedy vehicle for Peter Cook and Dudley Moore. Given the duo’s reputations as comics, the results are fairly excruciating

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983) poster
Rating: 3

Given lavish period settings and featuring a sterling cast line-up of British talent from the day, this is probably the most faithful film adaptation of the Conan Doyle story

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000) poster
Rating: 1

Another adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes quasi-supernatural mystery. This is also one of the worst ever thanks to the wildly over-acted, scenery chewing performance from Matt Frewer, badly miscast as Holmes

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002) poster
Rating: 4

A new and extremely good adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes story featuring Richard Roxburgh as Holmes. This offers some radical shakeups of the story and characters

Hounded (2022)

Hounded (2022) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another variant on The Most Dangerous Game scenario. This has the amusing idea that the British aristocracy, having had fox hunts cancelled on them, have taken up hunting the working class and immigrants

Hounds of Love (2016)

Hounds of Love (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Australian film about a couple that abduct and imprison a teenage girl. This received some very good notices in theatrical release but as a horror film, it soft pedals and seems to avoid most of its horror element

House II: The Second Story (1987)

House II: The Second Story (1987) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first sequel to House, this is largely unrelated to its predecessor and plays itself with a sense of humour to emerge as the superior film. Now a skull opens doorways in the house into different eras

House (1977)

House (1977) poster
Rating: 3

Very strange Japanese ghost story that has been rediscovered as a cult classic. It resembles a film like Willy Wonka turned into a haunted house film where the intention seems to have been to be a bizarre and wacky as possible

House at the End of the Street (2012)

House at the End of the Street (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Psycho-thriller that plays out like a creaky old deranged relative in the cellar film retooled as a teen romance until an absurd mid-film conceptual twist irredeemably kills the film off

The House in Nightmare Park (1973)

The House in Nightmare Park (1973) poster
Rating: 1

Amidst the Anglo-horror cycle of the 1970s, there was this throwback to the 1940s styled Old Dark House comedy. Made as a vehicle for comedian Frankie Howerd, this only demonstrates how creaky the genre was

The House Next Door (2006)

The House Next Door (2006) poster
Rating: 2

A largely routine haunted house film where Lara Flynn Boyle plays a wife who becomes certain that the house next door is parasitic and preys upon people’s minds

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) poster
Rating: 2

Rob Zombie’s debut film was propelled into an infamy it didn’t deserve it was banned by its distributor. Zombie only slavishly rehashes The Texas Chain Saw Massacre with a constant posturing for shock effect that becomes tiresome

House of Dracula (1945)

House of Dracula (1945) poster
Rating: 2.5

The third of Universal’s monster bashes, a successor to the previous House of Frankenstein. These Universal crossovers felt contrived in their reasons to bring the monsters together but this works better than the others

House of Evil (1971)

House of Evil (1971) poster
Rating: 0.5

One of four cheap Mexican films that were the last works an 81 year old Boris Karloff appeared in. Here he presides over relatives gathered for the reading of his will as they are killed by malevolent toys

House of Frankenstein (1944)

House of Frankenstein (1944) poster
Rating: 2.5

The second of Universal’s team-ups of their in-house monsters and superior to the first of these, Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. Despite some imaginative moments, the script has a stitched-together improbability

House of Last Things (2013)

House of Last Things (2013) poster
Rating: 3

Unusual and interesting ghost story that draws heavily on Don’t Look Now and proves fascinating in its teasing maze of visual clues, before heading off into a surreal game of identity exchange

House of Mortal Sin (1976)

House of Mortal Sin (1976) aka The Confessional poster
Rating: 3

From British director Pete Walker who specialised in films about insane authority figures slaughtering Swinging Sixties youth – in this case, he caused a considerable stir with a film featuring a psychopathic Catholic priest

The House of Snails (2021)

The House of Snails (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

A Spanish horror film that develops some reasonable effect in its story about a writer who moves to a small town only to find the locals are keeping sinister secrets

House of the Dead (2003)

House of the Dead (2003) poster
Rating: 1.5

The first of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations and the beginning of his bad director reputation. This is a zombie film by the numbers but it was at the forefront of zombie film revival of the 2000s

House of the Long Shadows (1983)

House of the Long Shadows (1983) poster
Rating: 2

Cannon Films make an Old Dark House film that brings together an aging Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Vincent Price and John Carradine. This denoted the end of the Anglo-horror era but is not nearly as worthy as you feel it should have been

House of Wax (2005)

House of Wax (2005) poster
Rating: 3

Despite borrowing the title, this has the no connection to the 1953 film with Vincent Price as a mad waxworks curator and is a modern slasher film. Nevertheless, director Jaume Collet-Serra does come up with some very inventive dispatches

House of Whipcord (1974)

House of Whipcord (1974) poster
Rating: 3.5

The best film from UK director Pete Walker. All of Walker’s film have a horror of ingrained institutionalism. This, concerning a private prison where morally lax women are abducted and tortured, is depicted with an extraordinary cruelty

House on Haunted Hill (1999)

House on Haunted Hill (1999) poster
Rating: 3

The announcement of the remake of The Haunting was followed by this remake of the 1959 William Castle film, which turns out far more unpretentious and altogether more fun than the bloated flop of The Haunting

House Red (2022)

House Red (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Intriguing and well made film where two tourists seeking to patch up a troubled relationship volunteer at am Italian vineyard – only to find sinister things going on

The House That Dripped Blood (1970)

The House That Dripped Blood (1970) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another of the Amicus horror anthologies from a series of stories by Robert Bloch. An okay effort, mostly being remembered for Jon Pertwee’s turn as a comic vampire

The House That Jack Built (2018)

The House That Jack Built (2018) poster
Rating: 4

Lars von Trier, who I would argue is the best director at work in the world, makes a film about a serial killer. The results, as you might expect from von Trier, are outrageous, blackly funny and challengingly provocative

The House That Screamed (1969)

The House That Screamed (1969) poster
Rating: 3.5

From the almost unknown Narciso Ibañez Serrador, this is essentially a giallo thriller made with the lush sensibilities of a Hammer film. Set in a girl’s boarding school, this substantially prefigures Suspiria

Housebound (2014)

Housebound (2014) poster
Rating: 2

An NZ-made haunted house comedy that runs through a frenzied array of genre plot devices, a couple of minor jumps and some easy middle-of-the-road laughs leaving you feeling there should have been more to it

The Housemaid (2025)

The Housemaid (2025) poster
Rating: 2

An airport psycho-thriller that feels like wannabe Gillian Flynn that has been mounted as a vehicle for the talent-handicapped Sydney Sweeney. The whole plot hangs on a believability stretching mid-film twist revelation

How to Make a Monster (1958)

How to Make a Monster (1958) poster
Rating: 2

After his assorted teenage monster films, producer Herman Cohen made this about a resentful studio makeup effects artist who takes revenge by using his makeups to turn teens into mind-controlled monsters

Howl (2015)

Howl (2015) poster
Rating: 3

We had Snakes of a Plane; by the same token, this could have titled ‘Werewolf on a Train’, although plays itself seriously the whole way. This is a model of effectiveness that delivers constant contained tension

The Howling (1981)

The Howling (1980) poster
Rating: 3.5

The film that made the name of Joe Dante who fills it with a barrage of werewolf movie references and in-jokes. The film’s reputation rests on an amazing mid-film effects sequence where a man transforms into a wolf

Hubcap (2021)

Hubcap (2021) poster
Rating: 2

A film about a small town affected by a killer hubcap. This gives strong vibes of Quentin Dupieux’s hilarious Rubber, although surprisingly enough this plays the concept seriously

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) poster
Rating: 4

Sequel to the original that pushes into even more perverse territory. This throws some amusing spins on the original, creating a unique protagonist, while also contriving to exist inside an extremely disturbed headspace