The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) poster
Rating: 1

The first two Human Centipede films are masterpieces of twisted extremes. The third entry goes astray in giving the show over to Dieter Laser in one of the most over-the-top performances ever unleashed

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) poster
Rating: 4

An astonishingly perverse work where a mad surgeon abducts three people intending to connect their bodies as a single digestive tract. This is a work that pushes itself into truly warped territory

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023)

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2024) poster
Rating: 2

I was sold on this from the title. A droll Canadian (Quebec-made) vampire comedy about a vampire girl who cannot bring herself to kill and a suicidal teenager who becomes her willing victim

Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

Humanoids from the Deep (1980) poster
Rating: 3

Monster movie featuring mutant fish monsters come onto land to breed with women. Absurdly entertaining, this at least brings the interspecies lust in films like The Creature from the Black Lagoon out into the open

The Hunt (2020)

The Hunt (2020) poster
Rating: 3

Controversial variant on the human bloodsports plot of The Most Dangerous Game but where liberals hunt conservatives. A film with a darkly satiric bite that sets out to offend people on both sides of the political fence

Hunt Club (2022)

Hunt Club (2022) poster
Rating: 1

A variation on The Most Dangerous Game that comes with a nasty feminist agenda where women are hunted by men who feel a disappearing sense of entitlement

Hunter’s Blood (1986)

Hunter's Blood (1986) poster
Rating: 3

A quite reasonable Backwoods Brutality item with a group who go hunting in backwoods Oklahoma but stir up the inbred poachers and end up being hunted themselves

Hush … Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)

Hush ... Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) poster
Rating: 4

Robert Aldrich’s successor to What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? with Bette Davis on the receiving end this time. This is arguably a superior film with a tightly contorted psycho-thriller plot and a decaying Southern setting

The Hybrids Family (2015)

The Hybrids Family (2015) poster
Rating: 1

From the director of Hellbound: Hellraiser II, this is an unfunny monster comedy that plays out like it is trying to be a live-action version of the Hotel Transylvania films

I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016)

I Am Not a Serial Killer (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

Unique and quite remarkable film about a teen in a nowhere town who recognises the traits of a serial killer in himself and then discovers that aging neighbour Christopher Lloyd is actually a shapechanging monster

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990) poster
Rating: 1

A British venture into the gonzo splatter film about a motorcycle that develops vampiric tendencies after blood is spilled in its tank in a Satanist ceremony. Beyond an amusing title, this is crude and heavy-handed

I Came By (2022)

I Came By (2022) poster
Rating: 3

Form the fine and underrated Babak Anvari, a tight thriller about a duo of graffiti artists who get more than they planned for when they break into the home of a psycho Hugh Bonneville

I Eat Your Skin (1964)

I Eat Your Skin (1964) poster
Rating: 1

The greatest distinction this has is that it was released on a double-bill with I Drink Your Blood. While I Drink‘s vision of rabid hippies was highly entertaining, this is a dreary and uninteresting voodoo film

I Frankenstein (2014)

I Frankenstein (2014) poster
Rating: 1

An empty-headed work that seems entirely premised around the provision of CGI effects spectacle and actively resists engagement on any other level. A spectacularly ridiculous film in almost every way

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) poster
Rating: 3

Kevin Williamson’s follow-up to Scream. There is not quite the same witty game-playing but this is still an above-average slasher film with a reasonable cast and more-than-adequate suspense generated

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) poster
Rating: 1

In recent years, we have seen successful revivals of the Scream and Halloween franchises. Now it is the turn of another classic 1990s slasher film, a reworking that emerges with hugely underwhelming results

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

I Know Who Killed Me (2007) poster
Rating: 1

Widely ridiculed psycho-thriller starring Lindsay Lohan at the height of her tabloid headline phase and giving a zero effort performance as twins. Quite what is going on in the confused screenplay is anybody’s guess

I, Monster (1971)

I, Monster (1971) poster
Rating: 3

The title and names are changed, otherwise this is an extremely faithful adaptation of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde starring Christopher Lee. Not very successful at the time, this interestingly opens the story out with Freudian psychology

I Saw What You Did (1965)

I Saw What You Did (1965) poster
Rating: 2

Gimmick master William Castle turns to making a psycho-thriller about two teenage girls making prank calls and uttering the title phrase – only to inadvertently call a man who has just killed his wife

I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine (2015)

I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine (2015) poster
Rating: 2

These I Spit on Your Grave films have considerable brutal effect. On the other hand, by the time of this second sequel to a remake, it does seem exploitative watching the heroine being abused again because the previous films made money

I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (2019)

I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu (2019) poster
Rating: 1

I don’t enjoy watching these rape and revenge films. Continuing to make sequels showing abuse definitely crosses an exploitative line. After 41 years, director Meir Zarchi and star Camille Keaton re-team to make a sequel to the original

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) poster
Rating: 2

The sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer. This misses the playful humour and twists of Kevin Williamson’s script and becomes no more than a routine slasher movie

I Was a Teenage Frankenstein (1957)

I Was a Teenage Frankenstein (1957) poster
Rating: 3

Producer Herman Cohen had a huge hit with I Was a Teenage Werewolf and quick on its tail released this companion piece, an enjoyably tongue-in-cheek film concerning a Frankenstein descendant turning a teen into a monster

Ibiza Undead (2016)

Ibiza Undead (2016) poster
Rating: 2

British lad culture take on the zombie film. Think a version of Shaun of the Dead inhabited by guys around the age of 20 whose only real concerns is getting laid and wasted. The constant vulgarity becomes tiresome

Identity (2003)

Identity (2003) poster
Rating: 3

John Cusack leads a star cast line-up in what appears to be a slasher where a group of people gathered at a motel are being killed by someone among their number. Big conceptual twists then ensue

If There Be Thorns (2015)

If There Be Thorns (2015) poster
Rating: 1

The third of the Lifetime Channel’s films based on the Gothic incest melodramas of Virginia C. Andrews that began with Flowers in the Attic. The plotting is absurd and the film feels uninhabited by human beings

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976) poster
Rating: 3

The first of the sequels to the notorious Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. The dispenses with the first film’s unpleasant use of the Nazi concentration camps as a source of exploitation grist and is an altogether better film

In a Violent Nature (2024)

In a Violent Nature (2024) poster
Rating: 3.5

A uniquely original film. Almost an arthouse take on a slasher film where we are placed in the hulking killer’s shoes and the rest of the show takes place in abstract brushstrokes

The In Crowd (2000)

The In Crowd (2000) poster
Rating: 1.5

This is sold with the appealing idea of someone slaughtering their way through a bitchy teen clique. However, the film on show is far tamer than anything that it is promises to be

In Fabric (2018)

In Fabric (2018) poster
Rating: 3.5

From Peter Strickland who is fast developing a cult name, this is on one level a horror film about a killer dress; on another level, it is a captivating film of textures and surrealistic deadpan humour

In Search of Darkness: A Journey Into Iconic ‘80s Horror (2019)

In Search of Darkness: A Journey Into Iconic '80s Horror (2019) poster
Rating: 3

An exhaustive documentary that charts in enormous detail every facet of the 1980s horror film, although this is not as exhaustive as it seems to think and leaves some big omissions

In Search of Darkness II: A Journey Into ’80s Horror Continues (2020)

In Search of Darkness II: A Journey Into ’80s Horror Continues (2020) poster

In Search of Dracula (1975)

In Search of Dracula (1975)
Rating: 3

A documentary that explores Bram Stoker and the creation of Dracula, Transylvania and Vlad the Impaler. Narrated by Christopher Lee, who we see playing both Dracula and Vlad the Impaler

In the Grip of Terror (2025)

In the Grip of Terror (2025) poster
Rating: 3

Scottish director Lawrie Brewster, a promising newcomer on the genre horizon, has obtained the rights to revive the Amicus Films name and conducts a strong homage to the studio’s signature anthology film

Incarnate (2016)

Incarnate (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Ever since The Exorcist, filmmakers have been recycling the same cliches for the last forty years. This slings the cliches together with the dream incursion concept from Inception, which makes things somewhat interesting

Incense for the Damned (1969)

Incense for the Damned (1969) poster
Rating: 3

A striking variant on the vampire film full of rich metaphor. Set against the backdrop of Oxford university, this explains vampirism as a psychological condition brought on by sexual impotence and academic pressure

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) poster
Rating: 0-

One of the great ridiculous titles of all time. It’s a shame there’s nothing that comes anywhere near matching it in this tatty, poorly made film about a fortune teller turning men into disfigured, hypnotised slaves