Lights Out (2016)

Lights Out (2016) poster
Rating: 2

The James Wan produced (as opposed to directed) film is a dubious prospect. You cannot deny that this film about creatures in the dark does make an audience jump but I felt that I’d seen everything before

Like Minds (2006)

Like Minds (2006) poster
Rating: 3

A British thriller Eddie Redmayne stars in a about a mystery in a boys boarding school involving murder and secrets from history leading to Knights Templar bloodlines

The Limehouse Golem (2016)

The Limehouse Golem (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This comes with a captivating tagline “Before The Ripper, fear had another name” and misleadingly suggests it is based on another true-life Victorian serial killer. This refuses to be the police procedural you expect

Lisa and the Devil (1972)

Lisa and the Devil (1972) poster
Rating: 4

The last great film from Mario Bava, an exquisitely dreamy giallo/haunted house film that had the ignomity of being butchered and made into an Exorcist copy when it came out

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

Lisa Frankenstein (2024) poster
Rating: 2

A modernised comedy take on the Frankenstein film that comes with a script from Diablo Cody where Kathryn Newton turns a resurrected man into the ideal boyfriend

Little Dead Rotting Hood (2016)

Little Dead Rotting Hood (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This had me watched on the basis of the title alone. An Asylum production, this is less a twisted take on the fairytale than one that turns Little Red Riding Hood into a werewolf hunter

Little Evil (2017)

Little Evil (2017) poster
Rating: 2

The director of Tucker and Dale vs Evil returns with a comedy that spoofs The Omen about an average guy trying to step-parent the Anti-Christ child

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1977)

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1977) poster
Rating: 3

A psycho-thriller with a difference where Jodie Foster plays a teenager with secrets who maintains the pretence of living with her late father while fending off a pedophile Martin Sheen

Little Monsters (2019)

Little Monsters (2019) poster
Rating: 3.5

The premise doesn’t much to enthuse – a hapless loser has to take care of a bunch of kids during a zombie outbreak. Sit past that and this is the funniest zombie comedy since Shaun of the Dead

The Little Stranger (2018)

The Little Stranger (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Adaptation of a ghost story from Sarah Waters, an author who usually specialises in literary Victorian lesbian bodice rippers. The ghost story is an overmined genre but this is a not uninteresting venture into the field

The Little Vampire (2017)

The Little Vampire (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Animated film based on the popular series of children’s stories about a kid who befriends a vampire boy. The same stories had previously appeared as a live-action fllm

Living Among Us (2018)

Living Among Us (2018) poster
Rating: 2

A modern-day vampire film set at a time when vampires have revealed themselves to the world. This is shot as Found Footage film as a tv crew go to interview a brood of vampires

The Living and the Dead (2016)

The Living and the Dead (2016) poster
Rating: 4

One of the best and most original ghost stories in some time, a mini-series for the BBC set in the 1890s, this does remarkable things in entirely turning the genre on its head

Living With Chucky (2022)

Living With Chucky (2023) poster
Rating: 2.5

A documentary about the making of the Child’s Play/Chucky films, this becomes an oddly touching work about family connections. Made by the daughter of series makeup effects artist Tony Gardner.

Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971)

Lizard in a Woman's Skin (1971) poster
Rating: 3

Giallo thriller from Lucio Fulci who gained a cult following in the 1980s for his gore-drenched films. This comes with more style than all of Fulci’s other unadulterated hackwork put together

Lizzie Borden Took an Ax (2014)

Lizzie Borden Took an Axe (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Lizzie Borden is one of the more fascinating figures in True Crime. This is very accurate to the details of the case; alas it gets the most sensational aspect over soon in and bogs down in the minutiae of the trial

The Lockdown Hauntings (2021)

The Lockdown Hauntings (2021) poster
Rating: 1

A film shot during the Covid lockdown, following a police detective who conducts an investigation into deaths caused by supernatural entities unleashed amid the isolation

The Lodger (2009)

The Lodger (2009) poster
Rating: 2

Fourth version of the tale about a family who believe their boarder might be Jack the Ripper. This is updated to the present and abandons most of the story for a mind-bending pretzel of identity speculations

Lon Chaney: A Thousand Faces (2000)

Lon Chaney: A Thousand Faces (2000) poster
Rating: 3

A documentary about the legendary silent actor Lon Chaney who was the original Phantom of the Opera among other horror roles. Chaney would undergo incredible physical transformations for each role

London Road (2015)

London Road (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Film based on the true-life Suffolk Strangler. The filmmakers have uniquely interviewed the residents of the community affected and composed these into a musical, not to mention a quasi-mockumentary

Lonely Hearts (2006)

Lonely Hearts (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Film based on true-life killers Martha Beck and Raymond Fernandez who preyed on victims through the lonely hearts column. Directed by the investigating detective’s grandson.

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024)

The Lonely Man with the Ghost Machine (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

Graham Skipper directs/writes/stars in a film about the last man on Earth trying to bring his wife’s ghost back from the dead while beset by an entity that has devoured the rest of humanity and just wants to be his friend

The Long Shadow (2023)

The Long Shadow (2023) poster
Rating: 3.5

An exhaustive and very accurately detailed tv mini-series based around the Yorkshire Ripper, a serial killer who targeted prostitutes in the north of England between 1975 and 1981

Lord of Misrule (2023)

Lord of Misrule (2023) poster
Rating: 2

William Brent Bell, director of The Devil Inside and The Boy, makes a Folk Horror film. This borrows much from The Wicker Man and only seems Folk Horror by cliche

The Lords of Salem (2012)

The Lords of Salem (2012) poster
Rating: 2

In this homage to the 1970s occult film, Rob Zombie tones back the posturing shock effect of his earlier films and creates atmosphere. Eventually though, Zombie creates a film that feels coiled to unleash something bad but falters

Lost After Dark (2015)

Lost After Dark (2015) poster
Rating: 3

An overlooked homage to the slasher film. This doesn’t set out to parody, deconstruct or subvert the tropes, rather is just a well-made and affectionate tribute to the genre’s 1980s heyday

Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)

Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008) poster
Rating: 1

After 21 years, this was the first of two sequel to The Lost Boys, featuring return performances from Corey Feldman and Corey Haim and, yes, surfer vampires

Lowlifes (2024)

Lowlifes (2024) poster
Rating: 1.5

This starts out seeming like it is going to be a regular Backwoods Brutality film about a regular family threatened by hicks before expectations are abruptly turned on their head

Lumberjack Man (2015)

Lumberjack Man (2015) poster
Rating: 3

An hilarious parody of the slasher film in which an undead lumberjack invades a Bible camp, slaughtering the teens in a series of over-the-top deaths to use their blood as syrup on his pancakes

The Lurker (2019)

The Lurker (2019) poster
Rating: 1

Scout Taylor-Compton stars in a slasher about a killer stalking the cast of a high school play. She plays with a professionalism but the rest feels like an amateur production

The Lurking Fear (2023)

The Lurking Fear (2023) poster
Rating: 2

Another low-budget H.P. Lovecraft adaptation, this abandons all but the bare bones of the story to create a work about abominable experiments lurking in the halls of an abandoned asylum

M (1931)

M (1931) poster
Rating: 4

Fritz Lang was an extraordinary director of the silent era and this was his first sound film. Peter Lorre gives an amazingly craven performance as a child murderer who becomes hunted by the criminal underworld

M3gan (2022)

M3gan (2022) poster
Rating: 2

A horror film about an artificially intelligent children’s doll that resembles one of the Big Eyes paintings, which then proceeds to go full-on Terminator

Ma (2019)

Ma (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Blumhouse production with Octavia Spencer as a stalkery mad woman who befriends a group of teens in an elaborate revenge plot. Quite what people though they were making is a scratch of the head

Machete Maidens Unleashed! (2010)

Machete Maidens Unleashed! (2010) poster

Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969)

Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969) poster
Rating: 2

The original Filipino exploitation classic, this pumps the 1940s mad scientist film up with gore, toplessness and tropical locations. A reasonable hit but surprisingly dull and sedate despite

The Mad Ghoul (1943)

The Mad Ghoul (1943) poster
Rating: 2

An entry from the great era of mad scientist films wherein George Zucco turns his assistant into a zombie so he can steal his fiancee. Despite a wonderfully mad performance from Zucco, the effort is prosaic and routine, while the zombie gets to do almost nothing throughout

Mad Heidi (2022)

Mad Heidi (2022) poster
Rating: 3

The famous Swiss children’s character gets a sarcastic puncturing in this amusingly gonzo OTT exploitation take where she becomes an armed revolutionary against a cruel dictator