Machete Maidens Unleashed! (2010)

Machete Maidens Unleashed! (2010) poster

Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969)

Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969) poster
Rating: 2

The original Filipino exploitation classic, this pumps the 1940s mad scientist film up with gore, toplessness and tropical locations. A reasonable hit but surprisingly dull and sedate despite

Mad Heidi (2022)

Mad Heidi (2022) poster
Rating: 3

The famous Swiss children’s character gets a sarcastic puncturing in this amusingly gonzo OTT exploitation take where she becomes an armed revolutionary against a cruel dictator

Maggie (2015)

Maggie (2015) poster
Rating: 3

If the phrase ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger zombie film’ doesn’t get you excited, you’re visiting the wrong site. This is surprisingly good, the complete opposite of anything we expect of Schwarzenegger or a zombie film

Malignant (2021)

Malignant (2021) poster
Rating: 3

After overseeing a growing list of worthless sequels and spinoffs, James Wan is back in the director’s chair and goes batshit crazy with this film where Annabelle Wallis is taken over by an evil twin

Man-Thing (2005)

Man-Thing (2005) poster
Rating: 2

The bastard child among the spate of pre-MCU Marvel Comics adaptations during the mid-2000s, a film based on their swamp-dweller that throws out most of the comic-book

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018)

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Full marks for one of the great deliberately ridiculous titles of all time. The film itself is an oddity that almost seems intended to confound your expectations of it

Maniac Cop (1988)

Maniac Cop (1988) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first in a series of films starring Robert Z’dar as an hulking, deformed ex-cop seeking revenge. Not as effective as the sequels but is lifted above the routine by a quirky Larry Cohen script

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992)

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992) poster
Rating: 3

The third of the Maniac Cop films had production problems and now feels more like a regular slasher film, although is still boosted by a characteristically witty Larry Cohen script

The Manor (2021)

The Manor (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

Barbara Hershey plays an aging woman who moves into a retirement home. The film develops an edgy paranoia about possibly supernatural happenings around her

Manos Returns (2018)

Manos Returns (2018) poster
Rating: 0-

Manos: The Hands of Fate is considered one of the worst films of all time. 42 years later some of those involved in the original decided to make a sequel that manages to be just as bad a film

Martyrs (2015)

Martyrs (2015) poster
Rating: 0-

Martyrs was one of the most grimly disturbing films of the 2000s. This English-language remake is one of the great all-time bad ideas that waters everything down and rewrites the ending

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023) poster
Rating: 1.5

The people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey deliver a horror version of the nursery rhyme. Here Mary becomes a middle-aged woman living in the woods with a hulking son who has a lamb’s head

Mary Reilly (1996)

Mary Reilly (1996) poster
Rating: 4

This took a critical drubbing where it came out, especially Julia Roberts’ Irish accent but is a revisionist take on the Jekyll/Hyde story told through the eyes of Dr Jekyll’s maid and an extremely good version of the story

Mary Shelley (2017)

Mary Shelley (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Biopic of Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein. This places a feminist slant on Mary’s story meaning that she wrote the book less to address themes about science and hubris than because she was in an unhappy marriage

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) poster
Rating: 2

An adaptation of Frankenstein made as companion piece to Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Kenneth Branagh creates a lush production but the attempts to emulate Coppola’s sensuality go awry

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) poster
Rating: 3.5

The seventh of Roger Corman’s Edgar Allan Poe adaptations and usually the best regarded. Vincent Price is at his most cruel and the film looks sumptuous thanks to a young Nicolas Roeg on camera

Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016)

Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016) poster
Rating: 2

A horror comedy set in a hardware store on Christmas Eve as the staff fall to murderous squabbling after the discovery of a dead body and large sum of money

Matthew Hopkins – Witchfinder General (1968)

Matthew Hopkins Witchfinder General (1968) poster
Rating: 3.5

Based on a true-life historical figure, this is a stark and effective film that depicts the barbarism of the 17th century witch hunts. Vincent Price plays seriously and the film is all the more effective as a result

MaXXXine (2024)

MaXXXine (2024) poster
Rating: 2

Ti West and Mia Goth round out their trilogy of films that consisted of X and Pearl. This time they make a psycho film that takes Goth’s starlet to 1980s Hollywood

May the Devil Take You: Chapter Two (2020)

May the Devil Take You Chapter Two (2020) poster
Rating: 3

May the Devil Take You was a homage to 1980s films like The Evil Dead. Here Timo Tjahjanto makes a sequel and goes absolutely demented

May the Devil Take You (2018)

May the Devil Take You (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Indonesia’s Timo Tjahjanto has emerged as a Must Watch director on the basis of his jaw-droppingly brutal action films. Here he pays homage to 1980s horror films in particular The Evil Dead