Maggie (2015)

Maggie (2015) poster
Rating: 3

If the phrase ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger zombie film’ doesn’t get you excited, you’re visiting the wrong site. This is surprisingly good, the complete opposite of anything we expect of Schwarzenegger or a zombie film

Malignant (2021)

Malignant (2021) poster
Rating: 3

After overseeing a growing list of worthless sequels and spinoffs, James Wan is back in the director’s chair and goes batshit crazy with this film where Annabelle Wallis is taken over by an evil twin

The Man in Half Moon Street (1945)

The Man in Half Moon Street (1945) poster
Rating: 2.5

Effort from the heyday of mad science cinema about a scientist who has perfected an immortality treatment. Better budgeted than most of the other cheapies of the era and better written, although suffers from a slow talkiness

The Man in the Shadows (2017)

The Man in the Shadows (2017) poster
Rating: 2

At the time of reviewing Rodney Ascher’s sleep paralysis documentary The Nightmare, I commented it would make fascinating material for a horror film. This Canadian micro-budgeted feature is one of the first to try and is interesting, even if it never truly grapples with its ideas

The Man in the White Van (2023)

The Man in the White Van (2023) poster
Rating: 1

A fake True Crime film. This is loosely to the point of almost non-existently based on a serial killer who stalked victims in a van in 1970s Florida. This is blown up into a Duel wannabe with the van prowling everywhere

Man-Thing (2005)

Man-Thing (2005) poster
Rating: 2

The bastard child among the spate of pre-MCU Marvel Comics adaptations during the mid-2000s, a film based on their swamp-dweller that throws out most of the comic-book

The Man Who Changed His Mind (1936)

The Man Who Changed His Mind (1936) poster
Rating: 3

Classic Boris Karloff mad scientist effort in which he plays a scientist who invents a device that allows him to swap minds into different bodies. All the usual Gothic fear-filled view of science from this era, but rather well made and with Karloff on fine form

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018)

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Full marks for one of the great deliberately ridiculous titles of all time. The film itself is an oddity that almost seems intended to confound your expectations of it

The Man Who Laughs (1928)

The Man Who Laughs (1928) poster
Rating: 4

Adaptation of a Victor Hugo historical novel about a man with his face surgically altered into a grin – an image that later inspired Batman’s The Joker. This has clearly been intended to imitate Lon Chaney’s grotesque performances of this era and is exquisitely made by the great Paul Leni

The Man Without a Body (1957)

The Man Without a Body (1957) poster
Rating: 1

This came out two weeks before Hammer Films had their first success with The Curse of Frankenstein. Where Hammer discovered the future of British horror, this is no more than a dreary quota quickie that has possibly the most lunatic scheme of any British horror film involving the revival of Nostradamus’s severed head

Maniac Cop (1988)

Maniac Cop (1988) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first in a series of films starring Robert Z’dar as an hulking, deformed ex-cop seeking revenge. Not as effective as the sequels but is lifted above the routine by a quirky Larry Cohen script

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992)

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992) poster
Rating: 3

The third of the Maniac Cop films had production problems and now feels more like a regular slasher film, although is still boosted by a characteristically witty Larry Cohen script

The Manitou (1978)

The Manitou (1978) poster
Rating: 3.5

The one moment of triumph from director William Girdler who takes a work that sits just on the threshold of schlock and transforms into something incredibly eerie with an injection of H.P. Lovecraft and American Indian mysticism

The Manor (2021)

The Manor (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

Barbara Hershey plays an aging woman who moves into a retirement home. The film then develops an edgy paranoia about possibly supernatural happening around her

Manos Returns (2018)

Manos Returns (2018) poster
Rating: 0-

Manos: The Hands of Fate is considered one of the worst films of all time. 42 years later some of those involved in the original decided to make a sequel that manages to be just as bad a film

The Marsupials: The Howling III (1987)

The Marsupials: The Howling III (1987) poster
Rating: 0-

Third of The Howling films where director Philippe Mora travels to Australia to show us marsupial werewolves. A conceptually wild mix that fails abysmally due to cheap effects and Mora not taking things seriously

Martyrs (2015)

Martyrs (2015) poster
Rating: 0-

Martyrs was one of the most grimly disturbing films of the 2000s; this English-language remake, which waters everything down and rewrites the ending to have one of the girls bursting in to save the other with a shotgun counts as surely one of the great all-time cinematic bad ideas

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023) poster
Rating: 1.5

The people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey deliver a horror version of the nursery rhyme. Here Mary becomes a middle-aged woman living in the woods with a hulking son who has a lamb’s head

Mary Reilly (1996)

Mary Reilly (1996) poster
Rating: 4

This took a critical drubbing at the time it came out with everybody laughing at Julia Roberts’ Irish accent but is a revisionist take on the Jekyll/Hyde story, all told through the eyes of Dr Jekyll’s maid and an extremely good version of the story

Mary Shelley (2017)

Mary Shelley (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Biopic of Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein. This is a women-written and directed work so the film places an interesting feminist slant on her story meaning that she wrote the book less to address themes about science and hubris than because she was in an unhappy marriage

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) poster
Rating: 2

An adaptation of Frankenstein made as companion piece to Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Kenneth Branagh creates a lush production but the attempts to emulate Coppola’s sensuality go awry

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) poster
Rating: 3.5

The seventh of Roger Corman’s Edgar Allan Poe adaptations and usually the best regarded. Vincent Price is at his most cruel and the film looks incredibly sumptuous thanks to a young Nicolas Roeg on camera

Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016)

Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This calls itself a horror comedy and is set in a hardware store on Christmas Eve as the staff fall to murderous squabbling after the discovery of a dead body and large sum of money

Matthew Hopkins – Witchfinder General (1968)

Matthew Hopkins Witchfinder General (1968) poster
Rating: 3.5

Stark and effective film based on a true-life historical figure, this sets out to depict the barbarism of the 17th century witch hunts. Vincent Price plays seriously and the film is all the more effective as a result

May the Devil Take You: Chapter Two (2020)

May the Devil Take You Chapter Two (2020) poster
Rating: 3

May the Devil Take YouThe Evil Dead. Here Timo Tjajjanto makes a sequel and goes absolutely demented

May the Devil Take You (2018)

May the Devil Take You (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Indonesia’s Timo Tjahjanto has emerged as a Must Watch director on the basis of his jaw-dropping brutal action films plus assorted ventures into horror. Here he pays homage to the 1980s horror films in particular to The Evil Dead

Mayhem (2017)

Mayhem (2017) poster
Rating: 3

A cross between The Belko Experiment with its murderous elimination game in an office and George Romero’s The Crazies as workers in an office is infected by a virus that causes them to lose their inhibitions. Made with dark relish

The Maze (1953)

The Maze (1953) poster
Rating: 3

William Cameron Menzies built a standout genre reputation with films like Things to Come and Invaders from Mars. This is a haunted house film, albeit with an ending that goes into WTF territory. Menzies was also a production designer and his films come with a design scheme superbly attuned to the mood of the film

Me and My Mates vs. the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Me and My Mates vs the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) poster
Rating: 2

An Australian zombie comedy. The basic premise sets a bunch of lads and their cheerfully Neanderthal, sexist, beer-drinking, sports loving ways up against the zombie apocalypse

The Meat Puppet (2012)

The Meat Puppet (2012) poster
Rating: 2.5

Low-budget psycho film that nevertheless comes out as interestingly twisted. Keith Collins makes for a disturbing central character, obsessed with seducing women, boasting to us about his methods, then imprisoning them and serving up their flesh as meat for he and his aunt

The Medium (2021)

The Medium (2021) poster
Rating: 3

A Thai possession film shot Found Footage. This takes place among very different cultural rituals, which makes a welcome difference to the cliches that dominate Western possession films, and builds up to something quite out there

Meeting Evil (2012)

Rating: 3

A surprisingly good variant on The Hitcher (albeit set in urban environs) where Samuel L. Jackson does the unique Samuel L. Jackson sarcastic badassery with demoniac results as a psychopathic stranger who takes hapless family man Luke Wilson for a ride leaving a trail of bodies

Men Behind the Sun (1988)

Men Behind the Sun (1988) poster
Rating: 3

One of a rare handful of films that can be considered the most extreme ever made, this a catalogue of the true-life atrocities and experiments inflicted on prisoners during the Japanese occupation of Manchuria in WWII. An intensely uncomfortable watch not recommended for the faint-hearted

Mercy (2014)

Mercy (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Modestly creepy adaptation of a Stephen King short story about a boy who realises that his grandmother is a witch who made a deal with a backwoods entity