Pin (1988)

Pin (1988) poster
Rating: 3

Creepy and surprisingly well-made Canadian horror film in which a mentally disturbed David Hewlett has a strange relationship with an anatomical dummy that directs him to kill.

Piranha (1978)

Piranha (1978) poster
Rating: 3

The second film from Joe Dante. Mounted as a quickie copy of Jaws by producer Roger Corman, Dante succeeds in peppering it with a lot of sly jokes and genre in-references

Piranha (2010)

Piranha (2010) poster
Rating: 3

Another in the fad for 70s/80s remakes where Alexandre Aja for once captures the spirit of Joe Dante’s 1978 original by planting tongue in cheek and wading in with mind-bogglingly gory enthusiasm

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981)

Piranha II: Flying Killers (1981) poster
Rating: 0-

The film that James Cameron would prefer we forget about. A nominal sequel to Joe Dante’s enjoyable tongue-in-cheek Piranha, this misses that film’s sense of humour and lets the show sink amid absurd effects

Piranha 3DD (2012)

Piranha 3DD (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to the Piranha remake. Much the same as before but up one cup size. Well not really, the sequel is more like a joke that was funny the first time that becomes belaboured in the retelling

Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

Pit and the Pendulum (1961) poster
Rating: 3

The second of Roger Corman’s Edgar Allan Poe films with Vincent Price. This feels too much as though Corman was trying to make another House of Usher, nevertheless it creates its own thunderously overwrought atmosphere, even if it has little to do with the Poe story

The Pit and the Pendulum (1991)

The Pit and the Pendulum (1991) poster
Rating: 2

Stuart Gordon’s adaptation of the Edgar Allan Poe story gets full marks for being set during the Spanish Inquisition. On the other hand, Gordon’s unserious splatter heavy approach and a campy performance from Lance Henriksen deflates the material

The Pit & the Pendulum (2009)

The Pit & the Pendulum (2009) poster
Rating: 1

Another of David De Coteau’s cheap homoerotic horror films. This has almost no connection to Edgar Allan Poe’s story about a man tied up beneath a descending pendulum and is instead an absurd psycho-sexual film about a series of hypnotism murders in a big mansion

Pizza (2014)

Rating: 2

Bollywood remake of a ghost story that comes with one of the cleverer M. Night Shyamalan conceptual reversal twists

Planet Terror (2007)

Planet Terror (2007) poster
Rating: 4

Robert Rodriguez’s half of the Grindhouse double-bill where Rodriguez makes an hilariously tongue-in-cheek zombie film with great absurd comic energy and packed with witty cameos from various stars

Playing With Dolls: Bloodlust (2016)

Playing With Dolls: Bloodlust (2016) poster
Rating: 2

The second in a trilogy of slasher films about people being staked by a maniac at a backwoods cabin while everything is secretly being filmed by tv cameras

Please Don’t Feed the Children (2024)

Please Don't Feed the Children (2024) poster
Rating: 1

Steven Spielberg’s daughter Destry makes her directorial debut with a confused mix of an imprisonment thriller and a zombie film, albeit a zombie film that only produces a single zombie

Poignant (2016)

Poignant (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

This is one of a plethora of hard-to-differentiate apart ghost stories that have littered the dvd shelves in recent years, frequently copying Insidious in appropriating a sinister-seeming adjective as title. There is not a single directorial or musical cue, sound effect or line of dialogue that doesn’t feel like a cliche

Poison (1991)

Poison (1991) poster
Rating: 2

Todd Haynes’ first film, three stories, two of which are fantastic … Being Haynes’ first film, this is less polished than his later work but circles through familiar themes of social outsiders, gay identity and recreations of previous cinematic styles, including one segment that is a mocked-up 1940s mad scientist film

Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982) poster
Rating: 4.5

Debate will always rage as to whether this was directed by Tobe Hooper or executive producer Steven Spielberg. It doesn’t alter the fact that it is a superlative rollercoaster of a ghost story that doesn’t always make sense but pulls its effects off flawlessly

Poltergeist (2015)

Poltergeist (2015) poster
Rating: 2

It has become an overused phrase in this site’s critical arsenal to say “yet another 70s/80s remake that is inferior to the original”. The 1982 Poltergeist was one of the great ghost stories of the era; this hits all the beats and with bigger effects but fails to find any of the haunted mood of the original

Pool Party Massacre (2017)

Pool Party Massacre (2007) poster
Rating: 3.5

Possibly the most entertaining no-budget movie ever made. Essentially shot around the director’s own home for a bunch of traded favours, this is a slasher film where the cast have been encouraged to plant tongue-in-cheek and go over the top with frequently sidesplitting results

Poor Things (2023)

Poor Things (2023) poster
Rating: 4

Yorgos Lanthimos and Emma Stone conduct a revisionist take on the Frankenstein film. This ended up a critical favourite at most of the 2023 awards with Emma winning the show in an hilarious performance

Popcorn (1991)

Popcorn (1991) poster
Rating: 3.5

Surprisingly good modern slasher film set in a movie theatre during a festival of old horror films. The films come with surprisingly affectionate and well done recreations of old gimmick films, and the slasher sequences a more than reasonable style

The Pope’s Exorcist (2023)

The Pope's Exorcist (2023) poster
Rating: 2

A film based on the true-life figure of the Vatican’s official exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth this could have been great but descends into tedious hokum

Popeye’s Revenge (2025)

Popeye's Revenge (2025) poster
Rating: 1.5

One of several Popeye horror films that were made after the popular comic-strip character came into public domain in 2025. This is essentially Popeye by way of Friday the 13th

The Possessed (1977)

The Possessed (1977) poster
Rating: 1

This was a copy of The Exorcist made for tv. Unable to replicate that film’s gross-out effects, all that we get is a girl’s boarding school beset by supernatural fires. An amazing cast line-up, including an unknown Harrison Ford as a teacher having an affair with a pupil before getting set on fire

The Possession (2012)

The Possession (2012) poster
Rating: 1

Based on the urban legend surrounding a dybbuk box that turned up on an EBay auction, although the film throws this out to conduct an utterly generic possession story. Despite the novelty of drawing on Judaic mythology, the film still trades in the same tired cliches as the Christian exorcism film

Postal (2007)

Postal (2007) poster
Rating: 0-

Another Uwe Boll videogame adaptation, a satire where Zack Ward sets out on a shooting spree. Boll sets out to offend as many people as possible but somehow forgets to make any of it funny

Prevenge (2016)

Prevenge (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Directed by and starring actress Alice Lowe, this comes in a blackly funny vein. Lowe plays a pregnant woman driven by the voice of her baby as she starts dispatching everything from sleazy men to those who annoy her

The Price We Pay (2022)

The Price We Pay (2022) poster
Rating: 3

This has the flavour of From Dusk Till Dawn, a getaway thriller that does a mid-film morph into full horror territory as a gang of fleeing petty criminals stray into the lair of mad surgeon

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Based on the book that led a publishing phenomenon in which literary classics are mashed up with monsters, this has the difficult balancing act – that of making Jane Austen’s Regency romance sit alongside zombies – nevertheless manages to play both with an impeccably straight-face

The Priests (2015)

The Priests (2015) poster
Rating: 3

The possession and exorcism film has become a heavily exhausted one, having cycled through the same limited bag of tricks for the last 40 years. This South Korean take still mines the same territory but adds some nifty new tricks to build to a riveting climax

Primal Rage (2018)

Primal Rage (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Strong and effective Bigfoot horror film from makeup effects artist Patrick Magee. The film is never better than when Magee is in his element, creating a uniquely designed Bigfoot that is capable of blending into its surroundings unnoticed

Prince of Darkness (1987)

Prince of Darkness (1987) poster
Rating: 3

One of the less successful, nevertheless underrated John Carpenter films where he pays tribute to Nigel Kneale in a conceptually mind-boggling mix of deviltry and quantum physics

Prisoners (2013)

Prisoners (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

Dark and gripping thriller from Denis Villeneuve about child abductions and a distraught parent who decides to torture a suspect to find their whereabouts.; Superbly well written thriller that raises some big contemporary issues about the legitimacy of torture. Both Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal give utterly convincing performances

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014) poster
Rating: 1

The zombie film of the 2010s has become marked by a search for the most bizarre and incongruous title/conceptual mash-ups. True to its promise, the film pits several WWE wrestlers up against zombies, alas the creativity begins and ends with the mild amusement of the title concept

The Prodigy (2019)

The Prodigy (2019) poster
Rating: 3

In this space of three films, Nicholas McCarthy has risen to the top of this site’s Up and Coming Directors to watch list. On a script level, this is a standard Evil Child film but is made something worth watching by McCarthy’s directorial jumps

Project: Metalbeast (1994)

Project: Metalbeast (1994) poster
Rating: 2

Typical 1990s video-released effort that stands out by dint of a far-out idea – a cyborg werewolf – even if in the end the film does nothing with it and everything only boils down to a standard monster movie that takes everything from the Alien playbook

Project Wolf Hunting (2022)

Project Wolf Hunting (2022) poster
Rating: 3.5

The most violent, brutal, blood-drenched films one has seen in recent memory, a South Korean entry about a monster loose aboard a prison ship

Prom Night (2008)

Prom Night (2008) poster
Rating: 2

Another among the fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Any connection to the original Jamie Lee Curtis disco slasher is thrown out in favour of a generic modern slasher

The Prophecy: Uprising (2005)

The Prophecy: Uprising (2005) poster
Rating: 2

The fourth of The Prophecy films about war between angels, the first to be made without Christopher Walken with Sean Pertwee as a detective in Bucharest who is drawn in

The Prowler (1981)

The Prowler (1981) poster
Rating: 2

An effort from the heyday of the 1980s slasher film. Made with slightly more directorial competence that most of its contemporaries, a level of gore that caused censorship issues in some countries, although this proves weak when offering script rationale for proceedings

Psych 9 (2010)

Psych 9 (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Thriller with a heroine working in an abandoned hospital amid sinister happenings that draws substantially on the fine Danish film Nightwatch. Does an okay if familiar job making us constantly doubt everything that happens before arriving at an ending that only confuses