Psycho Beach Party (2000)

Psycho Beach Party (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Based on an off-Broadway play, this is a drag parody of the beach party movie. It does dig into the squeaky clean image of the genre but never seems a particularly funny parody

Psychomania (1973)

Psychomania (1973) poster
Rating: 2

Hard to find Anglo-horror effort that has been long considered an item of must-see fascination for its premise of an undead biker gang, including the central image of the gang leader erupting from the grave on his motorcycle. The film unfortunately has a prosaic dullness that belies such imaginative wildness

Psychopaths (2017)

Psychopaths (2017) poster
Rating: 2

From the increasingly rising genre name of Mickey Keating. This feels less like a film than a series of short films edited together (expertly so), all on the theme of people gleefully engaged in murder

Psychos (2017)

Psychos (2017) poster
Rating: 0.5

Three abduction survivors seek out the house where they were imprisoned years before. A cheaply made revenge film is turned on its head in an improbable M. Night Shyamalan-esque conceptual reversal

Pulse (2001)

Pulse (2001) poster
Rating: 3

From Japan’s Kiyoshi Kurosawa, a ghost story that creates an incredibly haunted atmosphere. As with most of Kurosawa’s work, dazzling ideas sit alongside a murky and impenetrable plot where you are baffled trying to make sense of what is happening

Pulse (2006)

Pulse (2006) poster
Rating: 2

As part of the mid-00s fad for English-language remakes of Japanese horror films, Kiyoshi Kuroawa’s unfathomable but undeniably creepy internet horror is reworked as a standard teen film

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994)

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994) poster
Rating: 2

The Stan Winston directed Pumpkinhead was one of the genuinely original monster movies of the 1980s. This was the first of several video-released sequels

Pussy Kills (2017)

Pussy Kills (2017) poster
Rating: 1

Another woman seeks vengeance film, sort of a female version of The Crow where the heroine wears PVC catsuit, fishnets and cat ears. A film made with a cod-grindhouse aesthetic hoping to get by on a certain trash movie sensibility

Puzzle (2014)

Puzzle (2014) poster
Rating: 2

This starts as a standard Japanese high school drama but takes a turn for the twisted where it doesn’t exactly venture into Saw territory but certainly somewhere that has taken inspiration from it. Alas, everything gets lost in a second half that is burdened by an excessively complicated and non-linear plot

The Pyx (1973)

The Pyx (1973) poster
Rating: 2

Difficult to find 1970s Canadian-made occult film that doesn’t quite live up to expectation. Mostly it is a police procedural and the devil worship cult angle only emerges as a left field ending in the last ten minutes.; Not tight enough as a detective story to fully work

Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)

Rating: 2

A sequel to Quarantine, the English-language remake of [Rec]. Abandoning the Found Footage concept, and indeed much continuity, to the other films, this is nothing more than a standard zombie film set inside an airport terminal

Quarantine (2008)

Quarantine (2008) poster
Rating: 3

English-language remake of the Spanish Found Footage film [Rec]. A lesser work but in the hands of John Erick Dowdle one of the few English-language horror remakes that stands up to the original

The Queen of Black Magic (2019)

The Queen of Black Magic (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Kimo Stamboel, one half of the Mo Brothers, solo directs a film about an orphanage where deviltry and horrors are stirred on a return visit by children who were raised there

Queen of the Damned (2002)

Queen of the Damned (2002) poster
Rating: 1

Film adaptation of the third of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, this reduces Lestat to no more than a posturing teenage bad boy and Rice’s languidly romanticised vampires to a laughably pretentious Goth music video

Quicksilver Highway (1997)

Quicksilver Highway (1997) poster
Rating: 2

The perpetually awful Mick Garris inflicts adaptations of Stephen King and Clive Barker stories on us in what looks like an unsold pilot for a horror anthology tv series

The Quiet Ones (2014)

The Quiet Ones (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Another offering from the revived Hammer Films. Like a few films of recent, this claims to be based on a true story – a parapsychological experiment conducted in the 1970s – but throws almost every detail out the window to substitute a well-worn bag of horror tricks

Quills (2000)

Quills (2000) poster
Rating: 3

Philip Kaufman conducts a biopic of the Marquis de Sade (played by a manic Geoffrey Rush) and how he continued to publish despite being confined to an asylum. This then becomes a debate about modern censorship

Raat (1992)

Raat (1992) poster
Rating: 2

One of the rare Bollywood ventures into horror, a blatant copy of The Exorcist. You have to praise the film for trying out every effect in the book in an effort to get a jump but the result ends up being so overwrought it produces almost no effect at all

Raaz Reboot (2016)

Raaz Reboot (2016) poster
Rating: 3

For some reason, The Exorcist is hugely popular in Bollywood horror – this is the fourth in a series of otherwise unrelated films about possession. The film conducts its borrowings not unentertainingly and is boosted by a script that turns what we think is happening on its head with quite a degree of dexterity

Rabid (2019)

Rabid (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Soska Sisters take on remaking the classic David Cronenberg film about a woman with a blood-drinking skin graft who leaves a trail of rabid victims. The sisters smartly update the original, bringing a host of new ideas to bear

The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)

The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999) poster
Rating: 0.5

Misguided attempt to make a sequel to Carrie, this reduces that film’s cry of the downtrodden to petty teen bitcheries, while the psychic eruptions are absurd, the complete antithesis of anything Brian De Palma directed

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) poster
Rating: 0-

This is the one of worst films to come out in the gonzo killer shark fad – it is surely the killer shark genre’s equivalent of The Room. The effects hit a level of terribleness not seen since Birdemic, the rest is full of ridiculous continuity gaffes, bad acting and bad dialogue

Raising Cain (1992)

Raising Cain (1992) poster
Rating: 2

Brian De Palma made a return to his trademark psycho-thriller for the first time in several years but the benchmarks of the genre were now The Silence of the Lambs and Basic Instinct and De Palma’s wildly contorted plot and flourishes of style for their own sake seem dated

Raman Raghav 2.0 (2016)

Raman Raghav 2.0 (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

Everyone has a certain idea of what Bollywood cinema is – romantic interludes and elaborate song and dance numbers no matter the genre. This is one Bollywood film that defies convention – based on a true-life Mumbai serial killer, it comes with a harsh realism and features an electrifying central performance

Rampage (1987)

Rampage (1987) poster
Rating: 3.5

Overlooked film from William Friedkin in which Michael Biehn as a lawyer prosecuting a serial killer. Not without some effective horror moments but Friedkin is more interested in examining the legal justification for the death penalty

Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders (2006)

Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders (2006) poster
Rating: 2

A True Crime film based on the Hillside Stranglers case, or at least the arrest of one of the killers. From a director who makes True Crime films but throws out the facts and makes up his own story about what happened

Random Acts of Violence (2019)

Random Acts of Violence (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Actor Jay Baruchel directs a film in which a comic-book artist bases a graphic novel on a true-life serial killer only to find that the killer has returned and is imitating his work

Range 15 (2016)

Range 15 (2016) poster
Rating: 0-

This is a crowdourced film made by military veterans who set out with the idea of creating better military characterisations in films. Bizarrely enough, they turn to the zombie comedy to do so and the result is the crassest, most willfully offensive zombie film ever made

The Rape of the Vampire (1968)

The Rape of the Vampire (1968) poster
Rating: 2

Director Jean Rollin gained a cult following with his erotically fetishised, strikingly poetic vampire films, of which this was the first. Viewing the film today, one has more than a few problems with the title

Rasputin The Mad Monk (1966)

Rasputin the Mad Monk (1966) poster
Rating: 4

Hammer Films turn the historical story of Rasputin and his influence over the Russian throne into a horror film. Although they treat history liberally, this is a vivid film with an intense performance from Christopher Lee

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972) poster
Rating: 0-

Maybe one of the great exploitation titles of all time quickly telescopes down to a near-unwatchable film from Andy Milligan. A Victorian-set werewolf film with rats thrown in to capitalise on the success of Willard

Rattlesnake (2019)

Rattlesnake (2019) poster
Rating: 2

From the promising Australian director Zak Hilditch. Carmen Ejogo’s daughter is bitten by a snake, a stranger heals her only for Carmen to then be told she has to kill somebody else in payment

The Raven (2012)

The Raven (2012) poster
Rating: 2

This has the great idea of pitting Edgar Allan Poe against a serial killer imitating his stories but instead produces a desultory murder mystery that has done only the most cursory reading about Poe and is ill-informed about the historical period

Raze (2013)

Raze (2013) poster
Rating: 3

Fifty girls have been abducted and are paired off and forced to fight to the death with their bare hands in an arena – essentially Saw by way of Girlfight. A tautly streamlined and grittily effective effort that succeeds modestly well at everything it sets out to do

Razorback (1984)

Razorback (1984) poster
Rating: 4

Russell Mulcahy, a director fresh from success on the early days of MTV, returned to his native Australia to make this extraordinary variant on the Animals Attack film. Mulcahy piles on amazing photography, turning the landscape into something otherwordly

Re-Animator (1985)

Re-Animator (1985) poster
Rating: 4

This was one of the classic 1980s splatter films. Stuart Gordon throws most of H.P. Lovecraft’s tone out the window and goes for hilariously black comedy served up with outrageously over-the-top effects

Re-Kill (2015)

Re-Kill (2015) poster
Rating: 3

The zombie film has become creatively exhausted of recent – this is one original treatment, mocked up as a reality tv show like Cops, following soldiers into infestation zones, all interspersed with a series of witty commercials

Re/Member (2022)

Re/Member (2022) poster
Rating: 2.5

A Japanese-made variant on the oft-used Groundhog Day timeloop theme. This pushes well into horror movie territory with a group of teenagers trapped in a typical school day and facing a monster figure pursuing them

Ready or Not (2019)

Ready or Not (2019) poster
Rating: 2

This is The Most Dangerous Game in the setting of an Agatha Christie whodunnit. Samara Weaving marries into a family of privilege only to find her wedding night requires her to engage in a deadly game of Hide and Seek

Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026)

Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) poster
Rating: 3

Ready or Not was a reasonable hit with audiences. Now Samara Weaving and the same creative team are back with a sequel that expands the game and polishes the black humour to a point of perfection

Recovery (2016)

Recovery (2016) poster
Rating: 2

A film that starts with the premise of teenage girls looking for a party and then going in search of a missing cellphone doesn’t do much to enthuse me. On the other hand, things pick up when the search leads them to a strange house

Red Riding (2009)

Red Riding (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

Depending on how you saw this, this is either a UK tv mini-series or three separately released films. Taking place over a decade, the three stories have a common locale and overlapping characters in the story of the hunt for a serial killer and the battle against a corrupt police department in Yorkshire

Red Room: The Forbidden King Game (1999)

Red Room: The Forbidden King Game (1999) poster
Rating: 3

Extremely twisted Japanese film that plays out like a conceptual mix of Saw and Fear Factor (even though it predates either) wherein contestants are locked in a room and get to challenge each other to engage in more and more extreme acts against the other

Red Sands (2009)

Red Sands (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

Essentially a variation on The Keep updated to the contemporary US occupation of Afghanistan. A film that one watches with no high expectation but proves to be a slow burner that eventually develops an eerie atmosphere

Red State (2011)

Red State (2011) poster
Rating: 4

Kevin Smith discovers a newfound maturity in this work about a religious cult. Smith subdues his adolescent humour in a series of darkly laced dramatic twists, while the show is capped by some great performances