The Turn of the Screw (2009)

The Turn of the Screw (2009) poster
Rating: 3

A BBC adaptation of the classic oft-filmed Henry James ghost story in which we cannot be sure whether the ghosts are real or exist inside the heroine’s imagination. This treats some aspects of the story liberally but gets the essence of the story right

The Turning (2020)

The Turning (2020) poster
Rating: 1

Henry James’ The Turn of the Screw is considered one of the greatest of all ghost stories. This new film version has been placed in the hands of Floria Sigismondi, considered one of top contemporary music video directors. What could possibly go wrong?

Tusk (2014)

Tusk (2014) poster
Rating: 2.5

Really, Kevin Smith?!? A film wherein a mad lunatic transforms another man into a walrus? While you can applaud Smith’s completely out there leap off into Human Centipede territory, you feel unsure whether you should be reacting in shock or laughter at the absurdity of the premise

The 12 Slays of Christmas (2016)

The 12 Slays of Christmas (2016) poster

28 Days Later (2002)

28 Days Later (2002) poster
Rating: 2.5

Danny Boyle’s sleeper hit presaged a big return for the zombie film during the 2000s/2010s. Not a bad film even if Boyle is conducting major borrowings from other works like The Day of the Triffids and Day of the Dead

28 Years Later … The Bone Temple (2026)

28 Years Later ... The Bone Temple (2026) poster
Rating: 3

A follow-up to 28 Years Later …, made even before the first film was released. This gives a deeper exploration of the character of Dr Kelson and proves a surprisingly good complement to its predecessor

Twice-Told Tales (1963)

Twice-Told Tales (1963) poster
Rating: 2

With the success of the Edgar Allan Poe adaptations starring Vincent Price, this was a copycat attempt that cast Price in a trio of tales adapted from another writer of American horror stories, Nathaniel Hawthorne

Twilight (2008)

Twilight (2008) poster
Rating: 3

Before the teen idol phenomenon took over, the original in the massively popular Young Adult series works as an earnest romance where all involved are clearly making an effort to play with a conviction

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) poster
Rating: 3

David Lynch’s cinematic prequel to his cult tv series critically divides people. Charting the last days of the doomed prom queen Laura Palmer, Sheryl Lee gives a tour-de-force performance

Twin Peaks (1990)

Twin Peaks (1990) poster
Rating: 4.5

David Lynch’s dive into the dark underbelly of smalltown weirdness became the cult tv series of the 1990s. This is the slightly re-edited pilot issued for theatrical release internationally, which offers an ungainly wrap-up to the proceedings

Twisted Nerve (1968)

Twisted Nerve (1968) poster
Rating: 2

A film clearly influenced by Psycho with Hywel Bennett as a disturbed young man with a mother fixation. The film caused some controversy at the time for its wholly unscientific linking of psychopathology and Down’s Syndrome

Twitch of the Death Nerve (1971)

Twitch of the Death Nerve (1971) poster
Rating: 3.5

A giallo thriller from Mario Bava that is regarded as aprototypic slasher film. The film borrows Agatha Christie set-up of people isolated on an island being killed amid Bava’s artily set-ups

Twixt (2011)

Twixt (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Francis Ford Coppola makes what may be a ghost story or a vampire film but things are so confused you are never sure what. Less like the mature work of one of the great American filmmakers than an ingenue effort from director straight out of film school with a head full of muddled pretensions

Two Evil Eyes (1990)

Two Evil Eyes (1990) poster
Rating: 2

George Romero and Dario Argento collaborate on an anthology, each adapting an Edgar Allan Poe tale. Either director leaves you with high expectations but the results are very mixed

The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960)

The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960) poster
Rating: 2.5

Hammer Films had great success with their revivals of Dracula and Frankenstein and went on to adapt other classic horror stories. Here they take on the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde story as a scientist unleashes his evil personality within

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) poster
Rating: 3

This is a killer shark film that is not taking itself too seriously. In their pursuit for the most absurd monster movie title, The Asylum have managed to get the balance of cheap effects and tongue-in-cheek treatment down near perfectly. The first in a series from The Asylum where each sequel added more heads.

200 Degrees (2017)

200 Degrees (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A thriller in the vein of films such as Phone Booth and especially Buried with Eric Balfour locked in a room in a warehouse with heat lamps that are slowly turning the temperature up to the title level. This ratchets suspense well, Balfour is good but things fall apart at the denouement

2001 Maniacs (2005)

2001 Maniacs (2005) poster
Rating: 3

Eli Roth-produced remake of the Herschell Gordon Lewis splatter film Two Thousand Maniacs, this plants tongue in cheek, is fairly and squarely aimed at a frat boy audience and unapologetic about piling on copious amounts of gore and naked breasts

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the outrageously gory 2001 Maniacs, although here the horror comedy balance spills over into absurd farce and cheap gore effects. Crucially, the film seems cheaper and less polished, more messy and random in terms of its arrangements

Under Paris (2024)

Under Paris (2024) poster
Rating: 3

Xavier Gens makes an undeniably entertaining big-budget film about killer shark amok in the Seine

Under Pressure (1997)

Under Pressure (1997) poster
Rating: 3

Modestly effective psycho-thriller with Charlie Sheen in his first psycho role as a fireman who snaps under the pressures of everyday life and threatens his neighbour

Under the Shadow (2016)

Under the Shadow (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

I was intrigued a few years ago about whether such a thing as the Islamic horror film existed and shortly after we had A Girl Walks Alone at Night. This could be considered an Iranian version of The Babadook and is a spooky and well made show about a woman slowly descending into fear and superstition

Underworld: Awakening (2012)

Underworld: Awakening (2012) poster
Rating: 1.5

Yet another entry that nobody asked for in a conceptually threadbare series that nobody seems to like … passably better than the last two sequels due to some ok action moves but still empty-headed in terms of ideas

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) poster
Rating: 1

I am at a loss to understand who the audience for the Underworld films is – they are films devoid of minimal requirements like plotting and seem to only exist as a series of forgettable action sequences and interchangeable Gothic poses by characters in black leather – and yet we keep getting more of them

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Underworld: Evolution (2006) poster
Rating: 1

The second of the Underworld films where Len Wiseman gets a bigger budget and amplifies the CGI and action sequences,. On the other hand, the characters and story are so stripped to a minimum you lose track of why things are happening

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2005) poster
Rating: 1

Third of the Underworld films, a prequel to the previous entries. In truth, it is just the same as the others – lots of kinetic action moves and Gothic poses with little in the way of plot

The Unearthly (1957)

The Unearthly (1957) poster
Rating: 2

One of the very last gasps of the great era of mad scientist films from the 1940s. Despite assembling a great cast of genre regulars, this never does much to stir its pot – the mad scientist’s scheme is vague and the film almost never ventures outside of a single house

Unforgettable (2017)

Unforgettable (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A psycho-thriller that hearkens back to the Fatal Attraction and the copycats it inspired where a newly engaged Rosario Dawson has to deal with her fiance’s vengeful ex, an ice cold Kathrine Heigl

Unfriended (2014)

Unfriended (2014) poster
Rating: 3

One of the most unique films in some time – everything takes place across social media (chat sessions, video calls) where the cinema screen is the computer screen. A fairly average supernatural retribution story that generates reasonable tension

Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

Unfriended: Dark Web (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Unfriended had a novelty approach where everything took place with the film screen as a computer screen. You wonder what a sequel can add to this. The surprise is a film even better than the original

Unhallowed Ground (2015)

Unhallowed Ground (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Set in a British boarding school/military academy, this starts out seeming like a ghost story but does a mid-film flip to reveal something else altogether is going on. I held out promise but between a low budget and a contrived end explanation this fails to work

Unhinged (2020)

Unhinged (2020) poster
Rating: 3

The first film to go into wide US release during Covid lockdown with Russell Crowe snapping and turning psycho after a road rage incident. Much better than the lukewarm reception it received, this is a quite reasonable variant on Duel

Unholy Night (2019)

Unholy Night (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Modest and well-made low-budget anthology of Christmas horror tales from three Canadian filmmakers

Unhuman (2022)

Unhuman (2022) poster
Rating: 2

From writers of several Saw films and The Collector, a film about teens under attack in the woods where it is unclear what is going on oe who they are facing for most of the film

Universal Horror (1998)

Universal Horror (1998) poster
Rating: 3

Documentary about the Golden Age of Horror at Universal Studios during the 1930s and 40s (although it does touch on works from other studios too). The topic is covered with an impressive degree of detail

The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993)

The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993) poster
Rating: 1

A sequel to the earlier H.P. Lovecraft adapted film The Unnamable. Despite having a bigger budget, this is no more of an improvement over its predecessor

The Unquiet (2008)

The Unquiet (2008) poster
Rating: 1

There is a certain potential to the concept of two rival teams, parapsychological debunkers and a tabloid tv crew, researching a reputedly haunted prison. Only a couple of years later, this would have been mandatorily made as a Found Footage film but suffers from a director with no aptitude for atmosphere

Unsane (2018)

Unsane (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Steven Soderbergh shoots a film on an iPhone. Claire Foy is wrongly incarcerated in an asylum only to be followed by a stalker posing as an orderly where her pleas for help taken as evidence of delusion

The Unseen (2016)

The Unseen (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Modestly effective effort about a man whose body is slowly fading away and becoming invisible. A film carried by some fine effects sequences, this derives its frisson from the gradual revelation of what is happening but loses it when the mundane subplots take over in the second half

Up from the Depths (1979)

Up from the Depths (1979) poster
Rating: 0.5

A Jaws copy made by regular Roger Corman scriptwriter Charles B. Griffith. Shot on the cheap in the Philippines and featuring a fish of unidentified species attacking a holiday resort, this is one of the most miserably cheap Jaws copies that came out during this era

Urban Legend (1998)

Urban Legend (1998) poster
Rating: 2.5

Following the success of Scream, this was an attempt to make an upmarket slasher film based around the motif of urban legends in the same way that Scream used 1980s slasher films. It is a stretch to make urban legends fit in some cases but director Jamie Blanks delivers reasonable tension

Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel fairly much in name only to Urban Legend and barely at all about urban legends, this has the amusing idea of taking place at a film school and features a number of sly asides. This alas befalls routine direction

Urge (2016)

Urge (2016) poster
Rating: 0.5

The use of a designer drug causes a small island to descend into mass insanity – this is essentially The Crazies repackaged as a slick empty-headed thriller for teen audiences. The various scenes of madness are frequently laughable and the film arrives at possibly the most ridiculous twist ending one has ever seen

V/H/S/Beyond (2024)

V/H/S/Beyond (2024) poster
Rating: 3

Seventh of the V/H/S Found Footage horror anthologies, this is one of the best with a number of the episodes venturing into SF and others that feature some genuinely outlandish moments

The Vagrant (1992)

The Vagrant (1992) poster
Rating: 2

Directorial outing from makeup effects artist Chris Walas who created the Gremlins and Cronenberg’s The Fly. This Bill Paxton as a Yuppie who buys a home and is driven paranoid as it keeps being invaded by a vagrant