The Abomination (1986)

The Abomination (1986) poster
Rating:
Monster Tumor/Bad Movie

An amazingly bad movie from the VHS era where a woman is exorcised by a televangelist and coughs up a tumor, which crawls out of the trash and possesses her son, driving him to kill and bring bodies home to feed the tumor

Aelita (1924)

Aelita (1924) poster
Rating: ★★½
Soviet Science-Fiction/Expedition to Mars

Silent film depiction of a journey to Mars from the early days of the Soviet Union that makes for an interesting curiosity piece. The arrival on Mars contains some imaginative sets and costumes

After Midnight (1989)

After Midnight (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Modest and effective horror anthology from the two brothers responsible for Pitch Black and the Ewoks tv movies. Featuring a quarter of stories, all of them are strong efforts generating a more than reasonable degree of tension throughout

The Avenging Conscience or “Thou Shalt Not Kill” (1914)

The Avenging Conscience or Thou Shalt Not Kill (1914) poster
Rating: ★★½
Silent Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

The first full length Edgar Allan Poe film from D.W. Griffith of The Birth of a Nation fame. Rather than Roger Corman’s brooding Gothicism, Griffith waters Poe’s melancholia down to a banal Christian morality play

Black Butterfly (2017)

Black Butterfly (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Stranger Invades a Writer’s Home

Antonio Banderas is a writer with a block, Jonathan Rhys Meyers a sinister stranger who moves in. Lots of tense psychological games between the two begin only for the film to almost immediately blow the premise

Boxing Helena (1993)

Boxing Helena (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sexual Obsession and Amputation

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directs a film about a surgeon who abducts a woman and amputates her limbs to make her love him. A critical bomb, it is a not uninteresting work about woman’s desire handled with more taste than you would think

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012)

Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

Perhaps the best thing about this is that the Twilight saga is finally ended. This provides a moderately spectacular showdown but also wraps its plotlines up with absurd deus ex machina wimp outs and an infuriating twist ending

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Fantastical Flying Car/Musical

Adaptation of a children’s book by James Bond creator Ian Fleming concerning a magical flying car. This is clearly trying to be another Mary Poppins and has been mounted as a lavish musical

The Cross of the Devil (1975)

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Continental Gothic/Undead Knights Templar

The little-seen final film from Hammer director John Gilling, an Anglo-horror styled work about resurrected Knights Templar

Dante’s Inferno (1924)

Dante's Inferno (1924) poster
Rating: ★★½
Vision of Hell

Silent movie version of Dante’s classic poem. Dante is suborned into a miser’s redemption story but it is the wild mediaeval visions of Hell and the tortures of the damned we have come to watch the film for

Dead of Night (1945)

Dead of Night (1945) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Horror Anthology

Celebrated British horror anthology, which tells five ghost stories and tales of the supernatural. All are strong stories with The Ventriloquist’s Dummy segment in particular having become regarded as a classic

Delirious (1991)

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Writer Trapped Inside a TV Soap Opera

Comedy in which John Candy wakes up inside the world of the tv soap opera he writes. This feels like it misses most of the possibilities inherent in its idea

Dream One (1984)

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Rating: ★★
Adventures in Dreamland/Characters from Fiction

Head-scratchingly odd fantasy film produced by John Boorman and family where a young boy is transported to a world where he mingles with characters from fiction

The 5000 Fingers of Dr T (1953)

The 5000 Fingers of Dr T (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dr Seuss Film

Live-action film from a Dr Seuss script about children imprisoned by a mad piano teacher. As to be expected from Seuss, this is gloriously madcap with extravagantly surreal set designs and nonsense choreogrphy

Genuine (1920)

Genuine (1920) poster
Rating: ★★
German Expressionism/Femme Fatale

One of the lesser films made by the director of The Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Robert Wiene. Wiene employs the same stark angular sets and exaggerated shadows in the tale of a predatory femme fatale

The Ghost of Slumber Mountain (1918)

The Ghost of Slumber Mountain (1918) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vision of Prehistory

An early film from Willis O’Brien, the creator of King Kong, where a man finds a telescope that offers a view of the prehistoric past

The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2011)

The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Bad Taste Hollywood Horror Tales

Aramis Sartorio (aka porn actor Tommy Pistol) directs/stars in this anthology, a trio of Hollywood horror tales where everything is aimed at the farcical bad taste level of a Troma film

The Hungover Games (2014)

The Hungover Games (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Parodies of Various Films

In the vein of the Scary Movies films, this offers the amusing idea of a mash-up between The Hunger Games and The Hangover where the characters are forced into a death match against characters from other media franchises

Ink (2009)

Ink (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Allegorical Dream Journey

An ingenue film about a dream journey that is made with undeniable imagination. However, the eventual allegory makes it a work that thinks it far more profound than it ends up being

Invaders from Mars (1953)

Invaders from Mars (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Body Snatchers

Classic of the 1950s alien invader genre in which a young boy discovers that the adults around him are being taken over by Martian invaders. Director William Cameron Menzies makes striking use of sets to further a sense of alienation

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) poster
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Two Idiots Enact Fairytale

Abbott and Costello take on the fairytale as a vehicle for their usual inanities. This is the only film the two made in colour and financed it themselves, but is not one of their more inspired offerings.

Krampus (2015)

Krampus (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Horror Film

Drawing on the Teutonic traditions of the anti-Santa, this gleefully wades into anti-Christmas spirit. Although never as much as it promises to be, it does astonish at a major studio releasing such a dark film right on Christmas season

The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey (1988)

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mediaevals Time-Travel to the Present

The hugely underrated Vincent Ward makes a film about Mediaeval pilgrims travelling through time to the present. Shot in an series of extraordinary images that show how bewildering the modern world would be to them

Nightmare City (1980)

Nightmare City (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Zombie Film

One of the numerous gore-drenched Italian zombie films of the 1980s copying George Romero’s Dawn of the Dead. The film is like the kid in class who doesn’t have much skill but who throws himself into what he does with wholehearted abandon

On the Comet (1970)

On the Comet (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Jules Verne Adaptation/Swept Away on a Comet

I have raved elsewhere about Czech director Karel Zeman and his amazing blends of live-action and animation. This, his adaptation of a lesser-known Jules Verne work, is not quite up there with his earlier films but is an enjoyably colourful knockabout adventure

Phantasm (1979)

Phantasm (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

Cult film from Don Coscarelli that takes place in a funereal twilight world and is filled with images of wild surrealism. Not a lot makes sense but the film is meant to operate on the logic of a dream. Several sequels followed.

Phantasm II (1988)

Phantasm II (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Dream Horrors/Other-Dimensional Grave Robbers

The first and best of Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm sequels, one that creates an eerie twilight zone ambience that sits between dream and reality

The Phantom Carriage (1921)

The Phantom Carriage (1921) poster
Rating: ★★★
Death's Carriage Driver

Silent film whose greatest footnote is that it was Ingmar Bergman’s favourite film. Has some extraordinary fantastic images, even if these are technically primitive today. Less effective is the modern attempts to view it as a ghost story, when it is more a morality play akin to A Christmas Carol

The Phantom of the Opera (1989)

The Phantom of the Opera (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Time Travel

On the back of popularity of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical and the Elm Street films, Robert Englund was cast in this version where the emphasis is on the slasher element, which works far better than you might think

The Pirate Movie (1982)

The Pirate Movie (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Pirate Musical

Widely rididculed attempt to market Gilbert & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance as a teen pop film by way of The Blue Lagoon. A mind-spinning film that seems to have no limit on how silly it is prepared to be, including numerous anachronistic contemporary pop culture in-jokes and fourth-wall breaking gags

Suing the Devil (2011)

Suing the Devil (2011) poster
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Satan on Trial in Court

A Christian-made film based on the intriguing idea of Satan on trial in a courtroom. A film that in its bad acting, laughable dialogue and lack of conviction rivals The Room in bad movie stakes. The usually worthwhile Malcolm McDowell, who for some reason also produces, gives one of his worst performances

The Tell-Tale Heart (1960)

The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) poster
Rating: ★★½
Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

Adaptation of the Edgar Allan Poe story about a guilty murderer haunted by the beating of the victim’s heart. A not uninteresting effort written by Brian Clemens, the creator of tv’s The Avengers that aims for dark psychological mood

Under the Rainbow (1981)

Under the Rainbow (1981) poster
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Comedy During the Making of The Wizard of Oz

Widely considered a bad film, this is a slapstick comedy starring Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher set around the dwarves during the making of The Wizard of Oz

Upgrade (2018)

Upgrade (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
A.I Transforms a Wheelchair-Ridden Man Into a Fighting Machine

Leigh Whannell, James Wan’s BFF and co-writer on the Saw and films, takes the director’s chair. A wheelchair-ridden Logan Marshall-Green gets an A.I. implant that gives him ninja super-skills among other things. Whannell’s action set-ups and plot twists are frequently ingenious.