Heavy Metal (1981)

Heavy Metal (1981) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adult Animation Anthology

Cult animated film that adapts several stories from the adult fantasy comic-book Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal. These vary but in its better moments that has a trippy cult hallucinatory quality

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Adult Animation/Space Opera

Sequel to the animated Heavy Metal that failed to attract the same cult audience that its predecessor did. Telling only one story instead of several, it only offers a routine space opera adventure

Hellions (2015)

Hellions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Masked Children Pursue a Girl on Halloween Night

The return of director of Pontypool should be anticipated. But this kills a near-foolproof premise – masked children come after a heroine on Halloween night wanting her unborn baby – with a pink lighting scheme

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★
Prom Queen's Supernatural Retribution

Unrelated in any way to the slasher film Prom Night, this plants tongue in cheek as it tries to imitate the A Nightmare on Elm Street films in its story of a vengeful undead prom queen

Highway 61 (1991)

Highway 61 (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Road Movie/Pursuit By The Devil

Director Bruce McDonald and writer/star Don McKellar make an hilariously eccentric road movie as McKellar takes a trip down the title route with a dead body while pursued by The Devil

Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vigilante Derelict/Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Another of the Grindhouse mock trailers gets it own film. This hits in with a wonderfully enthusiastic B movie energy and buckets of gore that remind of early Peter Jackson

Holy Hell (2015)

Holy Hell (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vigilante Catholic Priest/Gonzo Ultra-Violence

An outrageously demented low-budget film guaranteed to offend nearly everybody. This takes inspiration from Hobo With a Shotgun with a Catholic priest wielding a gun seeking revenge

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000) poster
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Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Another adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes quasi-supernatural mystery. This is also one of the worst ever thanks to the wildly over-acted, scenery chewing performance from Matt Frewer, badly miscast as Holmes

House of the Dead (2003)

House of the Dead (2003) poster
Rating: ★½
Zombies/Videogame Adaptation

The first of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations and the beginning of his bad director reputation. This is a zombie film by the numbers but it was at the forefront of zombie film revival of the 2000s

How William Shatner Changed the World (2005)

How William Shatner Changed the World (2005) poster
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Documentary About the Influence of Star Trek in the Real World

Beyond the attention-grabbing title, this is a documentary about the influence that Star Trek has had in the real world. A not uninteresting concept wrecked by Shatner’s condescending attitude to interview subjects

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Young H.P. Lovecraft's Adventures

H.P. Lovecraft is a cult horror writer whose work brims over with a sense of cosmic dread. One of the most bizarre Lovecraft film adaptations is this work of children’s animation featuring a young Lovecraft

Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017)

Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Young H.P. Lovecraft’s Adventures

The second in a series of animated children’s films about the young H.P. Lovecraft and his encounters with the various denizens of the Cthulhu mythos

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018)

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Young H.P. Lovecraft's Adventures

The third of the trilogy of animated films from Arcana Studios based around the adventures of a young H.P. Lovecraft

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023)

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Comedy

I was sold on this from the title. A droll Canadian (Quebec-made) vampire comedy about a vampire girl who cannot bring herself to kill and a suicidal teenager who becomes her willing victim

Humongous (1982)

Humongous (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film/Mad Deformity

Canadian-made slasher film from the director of the original Prom Night. This mixes slasher standard with a variant on the Mad/Deformed Relative in the Attic plot but mostly seems terminally dull

Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia (1977)

Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sadistic Woman Commandant

This was the third of the notorious Ilsa films featuring a hyper-sexed Dyanne Thorne. This locates everything in Russian where she is the commandant torturing the prisoners of a Soviet gulag

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011)

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011) poster
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Epic Fantasy Adventure

Uwe Boll strikes again! Sequel to his passable earlier epic fantasy, which is dragged down by a lack of action and the need to provide star Dolph Lundgren with a series of excrutiating witticims

In the Name of the King 3 (2014)

In the Name of the King 3 (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A Uwe Boll film that feels as though he didn’t cared about what he was making. You’d have to go back to the Italian sword-and-sorcery films of the 1980s to find a more shoddy work of epic fantasy

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Videogame Adaptation

Another of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations and one of his better. Boll is seeking to emulate the 00s epic fantasy fad and succeeds with some great action choreography from Ching Siu-Tung

Infinity Pool (2023)

Infinity Pool (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Executed Clones/Bored Lawless Elites

Extraordinary Brandon Cronenberg film about a fictional country where those convicted of crimes can have clone copies executed in their place, leading to an tourist underworld where all crimes are permissible

The Interior (2015)

The Interior (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Happenings in the Woods

An enigmatic and baffling Canadian-made film about a man who goes to life in the woods where something (possibly imaginary) seems to be taunting him. This eventually leaves audiences confused what is happening

Into the Forest (2015)

Into the Forest (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Catastrophic Worldwide Powercut

Modest story about a catastrophic countrywide powercut – rather than depicting a widespread apocalypse, the film is a character-driven piece focused around two sisters living on their own at a cabin in the woods

James vs. His Future Self (2019)

James vs. His Future Self (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Visited by His Future Self Comedy

An enjoyable comedy where a scientist is visited by his older self who has travelled back in time to beg him not to invent the time machine that he is about to create

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

Johnny Mnemonic (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyberpunk/William Gibson Adaptation

The first attempt to film the works of cult Cyberpunk author William Gibson met with very mixed success, nevertheless is a modest effort that does mainline the essence of Gibson’s world

The Journals of Knud Rasmussen (2006)

The Journals of Knud Rasmussen (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Inuit Culture and First Meeting with Europeans

The second film from Inuit director Zacharias Kunuk who made Atanarjuat about a Danish anthropologist charting the lives of the Inuit as they are in the process of assimilation by Westerners

Keyhole (2011)

Keyhole (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Surrealist Haunted House Film

A disappointment from Guy Maddin where he abandons his trademark surrealism and makes what feels like cross between a haunted house film and a 1940s crime drama by way of the French New Wave

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996) poster
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Happiness Drug Comedy

A film spun off from the popular Canadian comedy troupe Kids in the Hall. The loose plot concerns a happiness drug but is mostly there to feature the regulars playing multiple character

Killer Mountain (2011)

Killer Mountain (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Monsters on a Mountainside

You would not be mistaken for thinking this a regular mountaineering drama – and that’s how half of the film transpires. Then it gets weird and introduces everything from monsters to Ancient Astronauts

Killer Party (1986)

Killer Party (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

Canadian entry from the classic era of slasher films that hits some occasionally effective notes that sit between horror and prank. The last 10 minutes take an abrupt dogleg turn to become an Evil Dead copy

Kissed (1996)

Kissed (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Necrophilia

Controversially charged Canadian film in which Molly Parker plays a mortuary assistant who develops an obsession with having sex with corpses. Played with more taste than synopsis would lead you to think

Late Night Double Feature (2016)

Late Night Double Feature (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Anthology

In the same vein as Grindhouse, an anthology that consists of two longer stories set around the gimmick of a tv horror host playing a double-bill, along with several mocked-up parody trailers

Lathe of Heaven (2002)

Lathe of Heaven (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Whose Dreams Change the World When He Wakes

This was the second film adaptation of conceptually ingenious Ursula Le Guin novel about a man whose dreams change reality around him whenever he wakes up

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World. There is a mini-industry of these films and, if one can stomach the preachiness, this is not entirely bad

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The second of the Kirk Cameron Biblical End Times films. On one hand, these are quite competently made B movies; on the other the fundamentalist message is unpalatable

Let Her Out (2016)

Let Her Out (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Girl at War With Her Split Personality

From Cody Calahan who made Antisocial, a reasonable modernisation of the Jekyll and Hyde story with a girl at war for ownership of her own body with an evil alter ego

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1977)

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenage Girl Kills Intruders Psycho-Thriller

A psycho-thriller with a difference where Jodie Foster plays a teenager with secrets who maintains the pretence of living with her late father while fending off a pedophile Martin Sheen

A Lobster Tale (2006)

A Lobster Tale (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Magical Realism/Miracle Healing Moss

Set in a nowhere New England town where fisherman Colm Meaney discovers a moss with miracle-healing properties. Sort of a Magical Realist version of The Shipping News

Lost After Dark (2015)

Lost After Dark (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Homage to the 1980s Slasher Film

An overlooked homage to the slasher film. This doesn’t set out to parody, deconstruct or subvert the tropes, rather is just a well-made and affectionate tribute to the genre’s 1980s heyday

Love & Human Remains (1993)

Love & Human Remains (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Modern Sexuality/Serial Killer

From Denys Arcand, a strong and powerful examination of all differing aspects of sexuality in the 1990s via a crosscut of characters, including a serial killer also in the mix

The Man in the Shadows (2017)

The Man in the Shadows (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Sleep Paralysis Horrors

At the time of reviewing Rodney Ascher’s sleep paralysis documentary The Nightmare, I commented it would make fascinating material for a horror film. This Canadian micro-budgeted feature is one of the first to try and is interesting, even if it never truly grapples with its ideas

Man Vs. (2015)

Man Vs. (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Wilderness Survival Reality TV Star Encounters a Creature

The amusing idea of a mimicry of a Bear Grylls-type wilderness survival reality show – but with the addition of a monster.

Manborg (2011)

Manborg (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cyborg Hero/Deliberately Bad SF Film

A miracle of no-budget filmmaking made on a budget of $1000. A homage/parody of 80s/90s cyborg action films with some extremely accomplished effects posing and a sidesplitting ear for the era’s dialogue

Mars et Avril (2012)

Mars et Avril (2012) poster
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Expedition to Mars/Future Music Making and the Meaning of It All

An impressively designed Quebecois sf film where it is it is sad to see so much artistry lavished on something completely nonsensical and utterly woolly-headed in terms of its ideas

The Mask (1961)

The Mask (1961) poster
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Ritual Mask That Brings Out the Dark Side

Film that has a minor cult reputation for its cheaply trippy 3D hallucination scenes. Outside of that, The Mask (not to be confused with the Jim Carrey film) is a dull variant on the Dr Jekyll story in which a ritual mask causes the wearer’s dark side to emerge

Meatballs III: Summer Job (1987)

Meatballs 3 Summer Job (1987) poster
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Teen Comedy/Angelic Intervention

Unrelated to the Bill Murray film in anything but name, this is a moronic teen summer camp comedy in which Patrick Dempsey is aided in trying to lose his virginity by angel Sally Kellerman

Mercy (2000)

Mercy (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho-Sexual Thriller

One of the better copies of Basic Instinct with detective Ellen Barkin being tempted as she investigates a serial killer who is targeting women who were involved with a lesbian call girl

Messages Deleted (2010)

Messages Deleted (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Screenwriter Taunted by a Killer

In his last ever produced screenplay, cult director Larry Cohen turns in a wonderfully playful script with Matthew Lillard as a screenwriting lecturer harassed by a killer only to find real-life doesn’t obey the same rules that screenplays do

Midnight’s Children (2012)

Midnight's Children (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Modern History of India/Children With Superpowers

Adaptation of a Salman Rushdie novel that acts as a superhero film of sorts about a secret war between people with unique powers set against the backdrop of 20th Century Indian history

Monster Brawl (2011)

Monster Brawl (2011) poster
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Wrestling Match Between Famous Monsters

This has the mildly amusing idea of taking the idea of films like Dracula vs Frankenstein et al one step further and actually pitting various classic monsters against one another in a wrestling match. Beyond its mimicry of televised wrestling though, there is almost nothing else to the film

Murder By Decree (1979)

Murder By Decree (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper

A lavish and ambitious production that has the fictional character of Sherlock Holmes solving the real-life Jack the Ripper murders, even if the eventual resolution opts for one of the more far-fetched theories about The Ripper’s identity

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

My Bloody Valentine (1981) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

Classic from the heyday of the slasher film, an effort that was clearly designed to exploit another holiday title in the wake of the successes of Halloween and Friday the 13th. This snappily adapts the slasher formula and does better than most of its ilk in serving it back up