All-Star Superman (2011)

All-Star Superman (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Another of the DC animated films, based on a work that reinterpreted Superman. This is somewhat bitsy in condensing a 12-issue series to a 73-minute film but holds some moments of great writing

Artemis Fowl (2020)

Artemis Fowl (2020) poster
Rating: ★★½
Young Adult/Child Genius vs the Magical Underworld

Adaptation of the popular Young Adult series about a twelve-year-old super-villain and his adventures with assorted magical creatures. Audiences hated this but I though it overspilled with a madcap creativity

At the Earth’s Core (1976)

At the Earth's Core (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost World at the Centre of the Earth/Edgar Rice Burroughs Adaptation

Second in the trilogy of Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations starring Doug McClure. This opens with the fabulous invention of the drilling mole but the arrival at the earth’s core look cheap and tatty

Battle Beneath the Earth (1967)

Battle Beneath the Earth (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Underground Communist Invasion

A British film that jumps into a full flight Reds Under the Bed hysteria concerning the discovery of Communist Chinese saboteurs building a vast network of tunnels beneath the USA

The Brain Eaters (1958)

The Brain Eaters (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Body Snatchers

A B budget variant on the 1950s an alien body snatchers film uncreditedly based on Robert Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters. Other films in this niche created great paranoid atmosphere but here the results only look cheap and tatty

Children Who Chase Lost Voices from the Deep (2011)

Children Who Chase Lost Voices from the Deep (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Lost Underground Realm

Makoto Shinkai conducts a flawless capturing of Hiyao Miyazaki’s style – the clean simplicity of the animation, reverence for nature, the tender intimacy of the characters – in this beautifully animated work about the discovery of an underground realm

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Core (2003)

The Core (2003) poster
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Journey to the Centre of the Earth

A CGI disaster film about a journey to the centre of the Earth to restart the magnetic core. This is a film construed as no more than a series of spectacular self-contained disaster set-pieces, often irrespective of any of them making sense

Creep (2004)

Creep (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Deformed Creature in the London Underground

A tense and well sustained horror with Franka Potente trapped in the London Underground after hours and menaced by a deformed creature that lurks in the tunnels

Deadman Apocalypse (2016)

Deadman Apocalypse (2016) poster
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Post-Holocaust Action Underground

Despite the hope that this might have been an adaptation of DC’s disembodied superhero, this is no more than a post-apocalyptic adventure that takes place in tunnels only about three feet high, including the car chases

The Deep Dark (2023)

The Deep Dark (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Lovecraftian Monster in the Mining Shafts

From the director of the standout Meander, a dark and claustrophobic film set in the 1950s about miners disturbing a Lovecraftian entity buried in the depths of a mineshaft

The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025)

The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

After several other film incarnations that went nowhere, The Fantastic Four make their first appearance in The MCU. The film creates a wonderful retro world of 1960s futurism based on their original comic-books for them to inhabit

Fungus the Bogeyman (2004)

Fungus the Bogeyman (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Secret World of Filth-Loving Bogeys

BBC mini-series adaptation of Raymond Briggs’ classic children’s book about a secret underworld of bogeys who love all that is filthy and disgusting and their encounter with a human family

Fungus the Bogeyman (2015)

Fungus the Bogeyman (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Secret World of Filth-Loving Bogeys

Second tv version of the Raymond Briggs book about a secret society of bogeys who love all that is filthy and disgusting, This cheats when it comes to the bogeys but goes all out on the disgustingness of their lifestyle

Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

Godzilla vs Kong (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Monster Bash

One of fantastic cinema’s great titles bouts is a spectacular effects show. At the same time, it also has one of the single most ridiculous script I have ever come across in the entire time I have been running this site

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) poster
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Giant Monster Bash

A follow-up to Godzilla vs Kong, this tries to offer more of the same but suffers another ridiculous script. This ended up being overshadowed by the acclaim that the Japanese-made Godzilla: Minus One received

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

Another of Blue Sky Studios’ interminable animated sequels to its likeable original about prehistoric talking animals. This has little substance beyond a kinetic rush from one gag to the next

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Moonbase/Alien Lizard People from the Centre of the Earth

Timo Vuorensola’s follow-up to Iron Sky. It is hard to believe that a film with a premise that combines Nazis on the Moon with alien lizard people from the hollow core of the Earth could go wrong

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008)

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Underground Adventures/Jules Verne Adaptation

This family friendly adaptation of the classic Jules Verne novel was made to highlight the 3D process and throws most of the book out to essentially become Jules Verne the theme park ride

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) poster
Rating: ★★½
Underground Adventures/Jules Verne Adaptation

The success of Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea created a spate of Jules Verne’s adaptation. Here Verne’s tale of explorers in an underground realm has been turned into an absurdly colourful adventure

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988) poster
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Underground Adventures

Ostensibly as a teen version of the Jules Verne novel made by Cannon Films. However, this started under one director and finished under another with totally incomprehensible results

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999) poster 2
Rating: ★★½
Underground Adventures/Jules Verne Adaptation

Hallmark TV mini-series version of the Jules Verne novel that keeps faith to the book for the most part before heading off on some colourfully exotic adventures

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) poster
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Underground Adventures/The Asylum Mockbuster

A mockbusters from The Asylum made to coincide with the big-budget Brendan Fraser film. Resemblance to the Jules Verne book fairly much ends at the title

The Matrix (1999)

The Matrix (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Virtual Reality

A film that was as groundbreaking when it came out as Star Wars was in its day. The Wachowskis create a defining work on Virtual Reality themes and do so with a sublime cool and a series of breathtaking action moves that blew everybody away

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

The Matrix Reloaded (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Virtual Reality

The first of the sequels to The Matrix inevitably disappointed on the massive build-up. The Wachowskis leave more questions than answers, while the new action scenes are often jaw-dropping they also feel boiler-plated on

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Virtual Reality

Third of The Matrix sequels and the weakest of the series. This offers one showstopping effects sequence, on the other hand it also leaves a host of unanswered questions dangling

Monster Trucks (2016)

Monster Trucks (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Creatures Inhabit Vehicles

You can almost see the process in the scriptwriters head “What if we had Monster Truck rallies where the trucks were actual monsters?”. Way more entertaining than you ever expect it to be

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Nazis Under the Polar Icecap/Hitler with a Robot Body/Mad Science

Hands down the best film ever produced by The Asylum. How could one not like an entertainingly madcap concoction that features mad scientists, zombie stormtroopers, Nazi UFOs and Adolf Hitler preserved as a head in a jar attached to a robot body?

Patema Inverted (2013)

Patema Inverted (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Two Worlds With Gravity in Opposing Directions

This anime has a surprising number of similarities to Upside Down, which was released one year earlier, both being set in two different worlds where gravity in each operates in the opposite directions and of the forbidden relationship between a boy and a girl from either world

The Silence (2019)

The Silence (2019) poster
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Creatures That Attack Anything That Makes a Sound

This was dismissed as a copy of a A Quiet Place and had an almost identical plot about survivors sheltering from creatures that attack the smallest sound. In actuality, this was based on a book that predates A Quiet Place

The Strangeness (1985)

The Strangeness (1985) poster
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Underground Horrors

One of the first women-directed horror films. Also one of the first on the subject of people venturing underground and encountering cave monsters

Superman and the Mole-Men (1951)

Superman and the Mole-Men (1951) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Aside from two earlier serials, this was the first Superman feature film, featuring George Reeves in a dry run for tv’s Adventures of Superman. With its crude effects and avoidance of much in the way of superheroics, this makes fascinating contrast to the modern Superman of Man of Steel

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024)

Terra Incognita 1901 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Steampunk Adventure

A very nicely animated French Steampunk film about an expedition aboard a steam airship to explore the secret entrance to an underground world in the Antarctic. A computer animated film all made by one person.

A Troll in Central Park (1994)

A Troll in Central Park (1994) poster
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Animation/Troll's Adventures in Human Civilisation

Incredibly insipid animated film from Don Bluth about a kind-hearted troll that relocates to Central Park. This feels like a wannabe Disney film that is merely going through the moves.

Upworld (1991)

Upworld (1991) poster
Rating: ½
Cop and Gnome Partner

The most bizarre of the variants on the buddy cop film that came out after Lethal Weapon in which Anthony Michael Hall is partnered with a gnome. Directed by makeup effects man Stan Winston and an embarrassment to all involved

Us (2019)

Us (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Doppelgangers

Jordan Peele’s follow-up to the massive hit of Get Out. This is a doppelganger film where the metaphors that Peele is trying to make are not entirely clear but what you cannot deny is that he demonstrates considerable assurance as a genre director