The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Ugly Teenager/Disney Animation

A Disney animated film that turns Victor Hugo’s classic oft-filmed novel about Quasimodo, a misshapen figure of pity, into a slightly ugly teenager who now comes accompanied by talking gargoyles

I Married a Strange Person (1997)

I Married a Strange Person (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bizarre Surrealist Animation

A quite indescribable animated film from the great Bill Pympton, this largely consists of a series of bizarre and surreal, often outrageous, transformations and juxtapositions

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) poster
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Hypnotised Killers/Classic Bad Movie

One of the great ridiculous titles of all time. It’s a shame there’s nothing that comes anywhere near matching it in this tatty, poorly made film about a fortune teller turning men into disfigured, hypnotised slaves

Jonah Hex (2010)

Jonah Hex (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Western Comic-Book Adaptation/Supernatural Bounty Hunter

This is an adaptation of the DC comic-book character of a supernatural avenging Western gunslinger that fails to burn with the grim mood it should have

Late Bloomer (2004)

Late Bloomer (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Handicapped Serial Killer

A disturbing Japanese film about a man in a motorised wheelchair (played by a real disabled actor) who turns serial killer and begins to enact revenge for petty injustices

Looks That Kill (2020)

Looks That Kill (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teen With a Face That Kills People Comedy

A film about a teen whose face kills anyone who looks at him. This is a romantic comedy that overspills with originality, quirkiness and a really dark sense of humour.

The Lurking Fear (2023)

The Lurking Fear (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Abandoned Asylum

Another low-budget H.P. Lovecraft adaptation, this abandons all but the bare bones of the story to create a work about abominable experiments lurking in the halls of an abandoned asylum

The Machinist (2004)

The Machinist (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anorexia, Sleeplessness and Reality Blurrings

Fascinating film from Brad Anderson where Christian Bale is subject to a series of reality blurrings. What hangs over the show most of all is Bale’s intensely physical performance for which he lost a third of his body weight to turn himself into an anorexic shell of a human

The Man Who Laughs (1928)

The Man Who Laughs (1928) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Historical Horror/Man With a Frozen Grin

Adaptation of a Victor Hugo historical novel about a man with his face surgically altered into a grin – an image that later inspired Batman’s The Joker. This has clearly been intended to imitate Lon Chaney’s grotesque performances of this era and is exquisitely made by the great Paul Leni

Maniac Cop (1988)

Maniac Cop (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disfigured Psycho Cop

The first in a series of films starring Robert Z’dar as an hulking, deformed ex-cop seeking revenge. Not as effective as the sequels but is lifted above the routine by a quirky Larry Cohen script

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992)

Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Psycho Cop

The third of the Maniac Cop films had production problems and now feels more like a regular slasher film, although is still boosted by a characteristically witty Larry Cohen script

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023) poster
Rating: ★½
Horror Version of Nursery Rhyme

The people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey deliver a horror version of the nursery rhyme. Here Mary becomes a middle-aged woman living in the woods with a hulking son who has a lamb’s head

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The third of the Mortal Kombat animated films. This abandons inter-dimensional kombat and takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, focused around the blind swordsman Kenshi

Mortuary (2005)

Mortuary (2005) poster
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Creature in the Crypt/Body Snatchers

Another effort in the sad slide into shabby amateurishness that marked that latter years of Tobe Hooper’s career, a muddled effort set around a mortuary involving body-snatching fungus and deformed relatives in the crawlspaces

Movie 43 (2013)

Movie 43 (2013) poster
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Anthology of Bad Taste Comedy Skits

An anthology of comedy skits that sets out to be in as bad taste as possible – you are left astounded how far a film has to go to offend in this post-South Park era. That and wondering if the producers had kidnapped some of the stars’ family members to force them to participate

Mr. Sardonicus (1961)

Mr. Sardonicus (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man With a Frozen Grin

Another of the films from gimmick master William Castle – a classic work of Grand Guignol in its story of a man with a permanently frozen Joker-like grin, which Castle fills with memorable shock effects

Night Monster (1942)

Night Monster (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★
Murder Mystery/Lurking Monster

Entertaining and quite well made potboiler with Bela Lugosi and Lionel Atwill skulking around a big old mansion as someone or thing starts killing people off

Nightmare Cinema (2018)

Nightmare Cinema (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

A above average entry in the recent trend of horror anthologies featuring episodes from different directors, including Joe Dante and Mick Garris, featuring at least a couple of standout entries

The Oblong Box (1969)

The Oblong Box (1969) poster
Rating: ★★
Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

One of the films seeking to exploit the fad for Edgar Allan Poe adaptations started by Roger Corman in the 1960s. This has nothing to do with the Poe story and mostly shuffles around the familiar elements of the cycle

Penelope (2006)

Penelope (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Fairytale/Girl Cursed with a Pig-Like Face

This has the feel of a fairytale where Christina Ricci plays a girl who suffers from a hereditary curse that has left her with a pig-like snout

The Perfection (2018)

The Perfection (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Classic Music Students' Twisted Rivalry

Quite the most insane film I have seen in recent memory. The rivalry between two classical music students reminds of Black Swan albeit wound up to the histrionic level of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, all added to the most pleasingly twisty mess-with-your assumptions script

Pet Sematary (2019)

Pet Sematary (2019) poster
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Resurrection of the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation

Remake of the Stephen King novel that opened to very divided reaction. The surprise about the film is bar one central aspect it is surprisingly faithful to the book. On the other hand, the changes make the crucial difference

Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Modernised The Phantom of the Opera

This amusingly updates the story of The Phantom of the Opera to have the Phantom lurking in a modern mall. Cheesily entertaining 1980s horror coasting by on the coattails of the massive success of the musical adaptation where the most amusement comes in the gorily over-the-top despatches

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

The Phantom of the Opera (1925) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The first and still the best version of the story. Made when The Phantom was a horror story rather than a weepie romance, everything from Lon Chaney’s performance to the amazing Gothic design and directorial set-pieces is classic

Phantom of the Opera (1943)

Phantom of the Opera (1943) poster
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Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The second film version of the story, lavishly remaking the classic 1925 Lon Chaney version in sound and colour. Alas, all this serves to do is stuff and mount the story. With the addition of a sympathetic backstory and cast with a wimpily diminutive Claude Rains, Chaney’s magnificently mad Phantom comes across like an indignant fox terrier

The Phantom of the Opera (1962)

The Phantom of the Opera (1962) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Hammer Film

Hammer Films’ attempt to update the classic story went astray – the Paris opera becomes a dreary English repertory house and Terence Fisher misses the tale’s grandeur

The Phantom of the Opera (1989)

The Phantom of the Opera (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Time Travel

On the back of popularity of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical and the Elm Street films, Robert Englund was cast in this version where the emphasis is on the slasher element, which works far better than you might think

The Phantom of the Opera (1990)

The Phantom of the Opera (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

Lush tv mini-series with Charles Dance as the Phantom, this stands too much in the shadow of the then recent Lloyd Webber musical and its making The Phantom into a romantic figure as opposed to a horror icon

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

The Phantom of the Opera (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madman Beneath the Opera House

Dario Argento takes on The Phantom and welcomely rescues it from musical romance and returns it to being a horror film. Despite a beautifully mounted production, Julian Sands’ Phantom is too weak and wimpy

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Phantom of the Opera Rock Musical Parody

Predating The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Brian De Palma conducts a very funny parody of The Phantom of the Opera (and several other horror films) as a glitter rock musical

Phantom of the Theatre (2016)

Phantom of the Theatre (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Chinese Version of The Phantom of the Opera

A fascinating Chinese version of The Phantom of the Opera, transplanted from a Parisian opera house of the 19th Century to a film being shot in an abandoned theatre in the 1930s. On the other hand, this version makes the most radical changes to the story of any of the Phantom films

Popcorn (1991)

Popcorn (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Movie Theatre Slasher/Genre Homages

Surprisingly good modern slasher film set in a movie theatre during a festival of old horror films. The films come with surprisingly affectionate and well done recreations of old gimmick films, and the slasher sequences a more than reasonable style

Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Punisher: War Zone (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Vigilante

The Punisher (2004) with Thomas Jane was a dud among the 2000s Marvel Comics adaptations. Here the role is recast with Ray Stevenson and director Lexi Alexander gets the dark, violent tone of the comic-book right

Queen of Outer Space (1958)

Queen of Outer Space (1958) poster
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Planet of Women

Absurd space exploration fantasy where men encounter an all-women planet and proceed to put them in their place. The film has a Plan 9 from Outer Space-level badness and the appallingness of the sexual politics makes you do a double-take today

Raggedy Man (1981)

Raggedy Man (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★½
WWII Smalltown Romance/Hick Psychos

Beautifully shot Sissy Spacek starring work of American nostalgia set in rural 1940s Texas that takes a turn into Southern Gothic in its last quarter

The Raven (1935)

The Raven (1935) poster
Rating: ★★★
Demented Edgar Allan Poe Fan

An entertainingly madcap screen pairing of Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi with the latter as a Poe-obsessed surgeon who has built a house of Poe-inspired torture devices

Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)

Santo in the Wax Museum (1963) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs Mad Waxworks Curator

One of the films featuring the Mexican masked wrestler Santo. A rehash of Mystery of the Wax Museum/House of Wax with Santo facing a mad waxworks curator who is using human bodies as exhibits

Sin City (2005)

Sin City (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Graphic Novel Adaptation/Ultra-Violent Film Noir Tales

Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novels is groundbreaking and one of the most visually adventurous films in years. A trio of film noir-styled tales where he sets out to replicate the look of Miller’s comic panels

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Graphic Novel Adaptation/Ultra-Violent Film Noir Tales

Robert Rodriguez makes his return to Frank Miller’s classic film noir-styled graphic novels. You keep expecting this to hit in with the astonishing freshness the first film did. Rodriguez and Miller give us more of the same amazing visuals but there is the feeling it is no longer original and new

Slasher (2007)

Slasher (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
German Backwoods Brutality

A German-made copy of the Backwoods Brutality cycle that only rehashes clches and frequently verges on the amateurish in execution

Something Weird (1967)

Something Weird (1967) poster
Rating: ½
Psychic Powers

One of Herschell Gordon Lewis’s film, this features a totally demented plot involving a man who develops psychic powers and his encounters with witches and LSD trips

Son of Frankenstein (1939)

Son of Frankenstein (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Universal Frankenstein Sequel

The third of Universal’s Frankenstein films, the last to feature Boris Karloff as the monster and the last good entry before the sequels became formulaic. Shot with the clear influence of German Expressionism, this is filled with memorable characters and some great performances

Spawn (1997)

Spawn (1997) poster
Rating: ★★
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

A very disappointing film adaptation of Todd MacFarlane’s cult comic-book where all of the moody darkness emerges with one-dimensional effect as little more than The Punisher with horns

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Space Opera

The last of George Lucas’s Star Wars prequel trilogy and the last opportunity for him to get it right, which he generally does. The effects are expert but are not allowed to dominate as much as they did previously and the focus has come back onto the story and Anakin’s transformation into Darth Vader

Strange Circus (2005)

Strange Circus (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Twisted Disfigurement Story

Japanese director Shion Sono has emerged as an increasingly worthwhile name in recent years. This is an admirably twisted and perverse work that leaves you quite flabbergasted

The Summer of Massacre (2011)

The Summer of Massacre (2011) poster
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Anthology of Slasher Tales

The unique idea of an anthology made up of five different slasher tales. Unfortunately, the film’s only raison d’etre is serving up serial gore scenes, which have the effect taken out of them because they are all conducted digitally and look biologically preposterous

Tarantula (1955)

Tarantula (1955) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Spider

Them! had created the 1950s fad for giant atomically enlarged insects. Here Jack Arnold, one of the most celebrated genre directors of the 1950s, makes a giant spider film and much better than most of the era’s other giant bug films

300 (2007)

300 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasticised Historical Battle/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the classic Frank Miller graphic novel about the Greek battle of Thermopylae. In replicating the look of the original’s panels, Snyder pushes what would otherwise be a standard historical film into something extraordinarily stylised and fantastic

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

300: Rise of an Empire (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Fantasticised Historical Battle

Less a 300 sequel or prequel than a parallel story, this offers much the same as before but in 3D and with naval instead of land combat. Seeing Zack Snyder’s amazing visuals repeated all over again, all the poses and hyper-masculinity now seem to bubble with an inherent risibility.

The Unearthly (1957)

The Unearthly (1957) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist

One of the very last gasps of the great era of mad scientist films from the 1940s. Despite assembling a great cast of genre regulars, this never does much to stir its pot – the mad scientist’s scheme is vague and the film almost never ventures outside of a single house

Unmasked Part 25 (1988)

Unmasked Part 25 (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Parody/Slasher Maniac in Love

A parody of the slasher film with an amusing central idea – what if a slasher maniac found a love interest and wanted to give up hacking and slashing to be with them?

Vengeance of the Zombies (1973)

Vengeance of the Zombies (1973) poster
Rating: ★★½
Voodoo Rituals

One of the few films to come out after George Romero where zombies are still associated with voodoo. Spanish horror star Paul Naschy writes and plays three roles in a film that comes with a wild mix of cross-cultural ideas

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013)

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Tsui Hark delivers a prequel to his 2010 Detective Dee film. This takes the character back far more to his original nature as a Chinese equivalent of Sherlock Holmes. That is if you can imagine Sherlock Holmes taking place as a flying swordsman film filled with sea monsters and wildly fantastic martial combat scenes (*)