Addams Family 2 (2021)

Addams Family 2 (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

The animated revival of the Addams Family was a mixed affair. All of the same creative personnel and voice talents return here for a sequel, which takes the Addams Family on a road trip

The Addams Family (1991)

The Addams Family (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Kinky Perverse Family

The big screen version of the 1960s tv series and Charles Addams’ cartoons is a highly enjoyable Hollywood Halloween Party, a chance for name actors to put on costume and ape life with a ghoulish, mildly perverse, moderately subversive spin

The Addams Family (2019)

The Addams Family (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

An animated film revival of The Addams Family. You feel that a PG-rated film sold to family audiences is a bit tame for the Addams’ dark humour, nevertheless this gets much of the kooky silliness.

… And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973)

And Now the Screaming Starts (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted House/Supernatural Retribution

Amicus Films venture into the haunted house genre with a newlywed Stephanie Beacham haunted by a disembodied hand but atmosphere is weakened by the constant reaching for crude shock effect

Bad Biology (2008)

Bad Biology (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
People with Mutant Genitalia

The long-awaited return of Frank Henenlotter, the cult director of Basket Case fame, with a film about people with mutant genitalia – a work that proves extraordinary in its mind-bogglingly perverse imagery

Bad Johnson (2014)

Bad Johnson (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Man’s Penis Gains a Life of Its Own Comedy

Sometimes you shake your head and wonder how a film got greenlit. In this case, we have a comedy where Cam Gigandet’s penis gains a separate life of its own, resulting in a Jekyll/Hyde film of sorts

Beauty Water (2020)

Beauty Water (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Extreme Beauty Product

South Korean-made anime that takes a dive into horror grotesquerie in the story of a beauty product that offers to reshape flesh and a girl who becomes obsessed with it

Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)

Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971) poster
Rating: ★★½
Revived Mummy Queen/Hammer Film

Hammer Films adapt Bram Stoker’s Jewel of the Seven Stars about a revived mummy queen. A troubled production that ended up being one of Hammer’s never-quite-rans

Bloody Knuckles (2014)

Bloody Knuckles (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disembodied Hand/Bad Taste Comedy

Canadian horror comedy that feels like a warmed-over rehash of Oliver Stone’s The Hand. A film made in wilful bad taste that feels like it came along twenty years too late for the mid-80s heyday of Troma

Body Parts (1991)

Body Parts (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Transplant Limb

Screenwriter Eric Red directs a film where Jeff Fahey receives an arm transplant only to find it gaining a life of its own as he is hunted by a the donor, a killer wanting to recollect his body parts

Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

Bride of Re-Animator (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Re-Animator Sequel

Sequel to the cult splatter hit of Re-Animator, directed by the original’s producer Brian Yuzna. Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott and David Gale are back. This has some amazing effects work but lacks the first film’s outrageous black humour

The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

The Cloverfield Paradox (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Experiment Opens Up Alternate Timeline

The third of J.J. Abrams’ Cloverfield films. This is set on a space station thing and has an alternate timeline plot but seems disinterested in little more than creating a bizarre effect every few minutes

Dr Terror’s House of Horrors (1965)

Dr Terror's House of Horrors (1965) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Anthology

The first of Amicus’s horror anthologies. The stories are rehashes of five popular horror tropes, all united by Peter Cushing as the title doctor telling the fortunes of five passengers on a train carriage

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)

Rating: ★★★★
Sex-Themed Skits/Genre Spoofs

Woody Allen film that takes the title of the best-selling sex manual and spins it out as the basis of a series of hilarious sex-themed skits. Contains the famous episode with the giant breast run amok

Exte: Hair Extensions (2007)

Exte: Hair Extensions (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Killer Living Hair Extensions

An earlier effort from Shion Sono that concerns itself with hair extensions that take over and kill their host. More straightforward than many of Sono’s other works but the outlandish of the effects make the film

Hands of a Stranger (1962)

Hands of a Stranger (1962) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Hands/The Hands of Orlac Adaptation

Fourth film version of The Hands of Orlac about a pianist who receives hand transplants from a murderer and believes they are possessing him. Compared to the first two versions, this is dull and prosaic

The Hands of Orlac (1924)

The Hands of Orlac (1924) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Possessed Hands/Silent German Classic

Classic German silent film about a pianist who receives hand transplants and believes they are possessed. Superbly stylised direction from The Cabinet of Dr Caligari director Robert Wiene and with Conrad Veidt putting his all into the contorted mime work

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Hotel for Famous Monsters

A variant on the much more charming Mad Monster Party?, an animated film featuring cute cuddly versions of the Famous Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, wolfman etc) with Adam Sandler voicing Dracula

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Famous Monsters Comedy

I had little enthusiasm for this, I tend to like my classic monsters serious rather than defanged – these Hotel Transylvania films are so watered down, Dracula doesn’t even get to drink blood

Idle Hands (1999)

Idle Hands (1999) poster
Rating:
Possessed/Disembodied Hand

Surely the first slacker horror film in which teenager Devon Sawa’s hand becomes possessed. A comedy that feels as though it should have been a lot funnier than it ends up being on screen

Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)

Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957) poster
Rating: ★★
Teens vs Alien Invaders

One of the spate of teen monster movies of the 1950s, this is a B movie that at least has the benefit of not taking itself too seriously and the creation of some memorable alien creatures

Mad Love (1935)

Mad Love (1935) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Surgeon/Possessed Hands

The Hollywood remake of The Hands of Orlac, a classic with Colin Clive as a pianist who believes he is possessed after receiving hands transplanted from a killer. With a fascinatingly demented performance from Peter Lorre

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

Parasyte Part 2 (2015)

Parasyte Part 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Parasyte Part 1 was a manga adaptation filled with wild effects sequences. This sequel is an even better film that expands the characters and ideas in quite fascinating directions

Rectuma (2003)

Rectuma (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Rampaging Ass/Bad Taste Parody

The sort of film that might make Troma radioactive green with envy they didn’t make it concerning a giant rampaging ass. Mind-boggling and willing to be stupid and in frequent bad taste

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Stories Come to Life to Kill People

Based on the popular series of children’s horror tales, this Guillermo Del Toro written/produced effort borrows the idea from the Goosebumps film of having the stories come to life and the idea from Stranger Things and It with a group children fighting against them. On screen, the finished result never quite seems as much as it promises to be

The Suicide Squad (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

James Gunn takes over the Suicide Squad franchise and welcomely rescues it from the dud first screen outing, giving it his characteristically irreverent sense of humour

Tell-Tale (2009)

Tell-Tale (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Transplant Organ

This is supposedly an adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe’s story The Tell-Tale Heart but it throws out all semblance to the story and instead tells a possessed transplant limb tale

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
1950s SF Parody/Invading Alien Foreheads

From Larry Blamire, a deliberately ridiculous spoof of the 1950s alien invasion film. Blamire’s dialogue and the deadpan with which everybody plays is frequently hilarious