Arthur Christmas (2011)

Arthur Christmas (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Santa's Son

An animated collaboration between Aardman and Sony Pictures Anomation. This has a good deal of eccentric charm that overcomes one’s dislike of the cloying sentiment of most Christmas films

Bright (2017)

Bright (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alternate Present Where Fantasy Creatures and Humans Coexist

Set in an alternate version of the present where fantasy creatures – orcs, elves, fairies – live alongside humans, this comes with a cleverness, while being played as a buddy cop drama that anchors it with a realism

A Christmas Horror Story (2015)

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Christmas Horror Stories

An anthology that offers a quartet of Christmas horror stories, including ones of zombified elves and a Krampus monster. Hosted by William Shatner who plays a radio talkshow host in the wraparound

The Dark Crystal (1982)

The Dark Crystal (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantastical Other World/Epic Fantasy Adventure

The film that Jim Henson chose to make as successor to The Muppets. An astonishing technical leap beyond Muppetry to create an entire fantasy world in living, breathing detail all only inhabited by puppets

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Sword and Sorcery

A new film based on the role-playing game. The first film several years ago is poorly regarded. This is an attempt to reboot a film series but suffers badly from being handed to two comedy directors and their flip treatment

Elf (2003)

Elf (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Ungainly Christmas Elf Comes to New York

Jon Favreau directed Christmas film premised entirely around the premise of 6’3″ Will Ferrell as an ungainly Christmas elf. The film works entirely to the extent one has a tolerance for Ferrell’s screen presence.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Harry Potter Spinoff

Spinoff from the Harry Potter films – unlike those, written directly for the screen and feels more like it belongs there. The US locations open the story up, while the magic creatures and new ensemble cast prove a delight

Fatman (2020)

Fatman (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kid Hires a Hitman to Kill Santa

Amusingly dark Christmas film where a kid hires a hitman to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his Christmas stocking. Featuring Mel Gibson as a grumpy Santa struggling with modern economic realities

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Wizard

The second of the Harry Potter films and better than its predecessor. Chris Columbus has his tendency to overblown effects more in check but that does leave the film more dependent on J.K. Rowling’s contrived deus ex machina plotting

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

The penultimate chapter in the Harry Potter series surprisingly strips out most of the effects and is much slower, more character driven, while moving the saga towards an epic conclusion

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

In the second and the best of his two Hellboy films, Guillermo Del Toro expands the first out with an amazing menagerie of eccentric and offbeat creatures, while Ron Perlman is again on winning form in the title role

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

After two bloated and over-padded Hobbit films, Peter Jackson finally gets it together and produces what everyone was expecting him to deliver, even if it means dragging one battle scene out to last an entire film

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson returns to J.R.R. Tolkien and epic-sized adventure in the first of his Hobbit films. The visual sweep is there but the film feels over-extruded and over-burdened by its own self-importance.

The Hobbit (1977)

The Hobbit (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Animation

Generally overlooked animated adaptation of the J.R.R. Tolkien book made for tv by Rankin-Bass. This keeps to the text very faithfully – more so than Peter Jackson – and is only let down by some limited animation

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The Hobbit became Peter Jackson’s equivalent of the Star Wars prequels and this is the weakest work he has produced under the J.R.R. Tolkien banner. Five picaresque chapters of the book are extruded into bloated set-pieces

Krampus (2015)

Krampus (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Christmas Horror Film

Drawing on the Teutonic traditions of the anti-Santa, this gleefully wades into anti-Christmas spirit. Although never as much as it promises to be, it does astonish at a major studio releasing such a dark film right on Christmas season

The Lord of the Rings (1978)

The Lord of the Rings (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy/Animation

Way back before Peter Jackson, Ralph Bakshi made this not uninteresting animated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien. The film was not a success and Bakshi failed to return to complete the second part of the story

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson wowed the world with this first part of his adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s trilogy. This is epic filmmaking and one that shows Jackson in full command of his craft

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The weakest of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films. This is the most variant from the source material and the one where Jackson allows his tendency to visual effects bloat to take over

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings saga truly gains its feet here, expanding out onto an epic scale where he has fused special effects and story into a singular vision

Mythica: The Necromancer (2015)

Mythica: The Necromancer (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

The third of the surprisingly good Kickstarter financed Mythica films. This marks a changeover of directors in the series and is slightly the lesser but still does highly imaginative things with a low-budget

Onward (2020)

Onward (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pixar Animation/Alternate Present Inhabited by Magic Creatures

The 22nd animated film from Pixar and also the least successful (being released only a week before theatrical chains closing down due to Coronavirus). This has an appealingly quirky and original concept not unakin to Bright that takes place in an alternate reality where magic creatures live in a world akin to our own

The Polar Express (2004)

The Polar Express (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Train Journey to the North Pole

This broke ground in being the first animated film made using the motion-capture process. Robert Zemeckis directs with a quite magical touch

The Return of the King (1980)

The Return of the King (1980) poster
Rating: ★★½
J.R.R. Tolkien Adaptation/Animation/Epic Fantasy

Way back before Peter Jackson, there was another whole era of Tolkien adaptations, including this animated adaptation of the third book, which is a peculiar oddity if nothing else

Santa Claus vs. the Zombies (2010)

Santa Claus vs. the Zombies (2010) poster
Rating:
Santa Claus Faces the Zombie Apocalypse

This comes with one of the great exploitation titles of all time. Despite the enormously entertaining possibilities inherent in the premise, the film misses all of them and falls down into complete amateurism within moments

There’s Something in the Barn (2023)

There's Something in the Barn (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mischievous House Elf

This is a Norwegian film based on the Scandinavian folklore figure of the barn elf, a household spirit that can turn malevolent if upset. The film becomes in essence a Nordic version of Gremlins

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011)

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

Though Marvel Comics have had massive success with their big screen adaptations in the 00s, they have been far less successful with their attempts to spin off animated films. An okay but unexceptional animated prequel released at the same time as the first Thor live-action film

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

Sequel to Thor that earranges the same basic elements much more satisfyingly than the first film – the actors (with the exception of a tranquilised Natalie Portman) seem more at home in their roles and a director who is more confident with the effects and superheroics. That said, it is starting to feel like Marvel is shuffling the same plot ingredients around between films

The Throbbit (2015)

The Throbbit (2015) poster
Rating:
The Hobbit Parody

An excruciating fan-made parody of The Hobbit films filled with amateur actors delivering performances in ridiculous falsettos. What makes this mind-boggling is its realisation it can’t compete with Peter Jackson on effects, resulting in things like Smaug played by a drag queen

Warcraft (2016)

Warcraft (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Computer Game Adaptation/Epic Fantasy

Adapted from the videogame, this is a third hand rehash of the basics of Tolkien. Secondly, it looks like a giant CGI cartoon where almost anything interesting about the world has been sidelined in favour of fantasy action