Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007)

Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

Extraordinary Found Footage film from Shane Ryan shot from the viewpoint of a killer as he seduces and kills a girl. A quasi-pornographic film that makes us question our own complicity in what we are watching

Baise-Moi (2000)

Baise-Moi (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Two Girls on a Killing Spree

Splendidly nasty French film that feels like Thelma and Louise by way of Natural Born Killers where two women pick up guns and go on a shooting spree against men who are abusive jerks. Directed by two women and cast with porn actresses, this holds little back

Barbarella (1968)

Barbarella (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Softcore Space Opera

Charmingly capricious and silly adaptation of the comic-strip with a wide-eyed Jane Fonda as the spacegoing heroine. Filled with some wonderfully naughty gags and a production and costume design scheme that goes to a gorgeously deranged excess

Immoral Tales (1974)

Immoral Tales (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Erotic Anthology/Countess Bathory Story

One of the key films from cult director Walerian Borowczyk, a quartet of exquisitely photographed and art directed erotic tales, including one about Countess Bathory

Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 (2008)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

Sequel to Shane Ryan’s disturbing snuff Found Footage film. This works with the same effectiveness as the original, where the videography is transformed via a dreamily beautiful series of experiments with editing and colour

Dr Jekyll and His Women (1981)

Dr Jekyll and His Women (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Erotic Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Adaptation

Retelling of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde from cult Euro erotica director Walerian Borowczyk. Not quite the erotic retelling one expects, this nevertheless conducts some radical revisions

Erotic Ghost Story II (1991)

Erotic Ghost Story II (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hong Kong Erotica/Horny Demon

The second and best in the series of Hong Kong films filled with wonderfully tongue-in-cheek erotica and a series of entertainingly over-the-top fantastical set-pieces

Fascination (1979)

Fascination (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★
Erotic Horror/Blood-Drinking Lesbians

One of the films from cult French director Jean Rollin whose works always contained an arty mix of horror and erotica. This concerns mysterious blood-drinking rituals among a group of women at a chateau

Beautiful Teacher in Torture Hell (1985)

Beautiful Teacher in Torture Hell (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
BDSM Erotica/Imprisonment

An imprisonment thriller with a difference, a work of Japanese BDSM erotica where a young teacher is imprisoned and erotically tortured. Quite out there and different to anything Western erotica turns out

The Devil in Miss Jones (1973)

The Devil in Miss Jones (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Porn Film/Woman Returns from Hell to Experience Lust

Classic 1970s porn film about a spinster condemned to Hell who is sent back to the world to experience the lusts of the flesh. Made back at a time when the people involved seemed to care about making a good film as well

Basic Instinct (1992)

Basic Instinct (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho-Sexual Thriller

This slick eroticised thriller was a huge success and made the career of Sharon Stone. The absurd plot bears no resemblance to human motivation but Paul Verhoeven makes an undeniably provocative and entertaining package

Requiem for a Vampire (1972)

Requiem for a Vampire (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Arty Vampire Erotica

The fourth of the works of arty vampire erotica from cult director Jean Rollin. Rollin has discovered more in the way of plot by this point, while the film has a beautifully dreamy fairytale-like quality

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973)

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Erotica

Another of the films from cult exploitation director Jess Franco. This is a vampire film made with a mix of arty erotica with Lina Romay as Countess Irina Karlstein who drains men and women’s lifeforce during sex

Tanya’s Island (1980)

Tanya's Island (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Erotic Film/Relationship Between a Woman and an Ape

Very difficult to find, this is film that has existed in legend – an erotic film with Vanity as a model on a desert island who becomes involved with an ape. Beautifully filmed and Vanity (who spends much of the show nude) is jaw-dropping

Erotic Ghost Story (1990)

Erotic Ghost Story (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Hong Kong Erotica/Mischievous Fairies

Hong Kong film that blends gauzy erotica and supernatural (although no ghosts despite the title). Not as a good as the first sequel (one of several that followed) due to crude direction

Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde (2003)

Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Softcore Jekyll and Hyde Film

Softcore all-girl take on the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde story concerning a formula that brings out repressed sexuality. The expected tumblings are handled with an arty flair that makes for an undeniably interesting watch

A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)

A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973) poster
Rating: ★★½
Erotica/Surreal Dreams and Hauntings

One of the films from cult director Jesus Franco, one effort among Franco’s mostly cheap output where his mix of softcore erotica and pretensions towards artiness were at their most inspired. On the other hand, the film is written with a randomness that makes it impossible to understand anything that is happening

Belladonna of Sadness (1973)

Belladonna of Sadness (1973) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anime Erotica/Temptation by the Devil

Osama Tezuka is a cult figure in anime and manga – what is less well known is that he also made adult animation. This, about a woman’s temptation by The Devil in mediaeval France, is a mind-boggling array of psychedelia and eroticism

I.K.U. (2000)

I.K.U. (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyberpunk Pornography/Sex Androids

Described as a cyberporn fantasy, a quasi-pornographic film set in a Cyberpunk future where androids are designed to consume sexual experience

Flesh Gordon (1974)

Flesh Gordon (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Softcore Flash Gordon Parody

This offers the amusing idea of a softcore parody of the old Flash Gordon serials. A surprisingly well-made film in terms of effects but the jokes often seems belaboured amid the witless mugging

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1991)

Flesh Gordon and the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Softcore Flash Gordon Parody

This sequel to Flesh Gordon, the R-rated parody of the Flash Gordon serials, feels like a joke that is belaboured in the retelling. The film does have a crass level of nonsensical absurdity that proves amusing

Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011)

Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Erotic Comedy

A revival of the 1990s Sex and Zen series of erotic comedies, this comes with the novelty of being presented in 3D

Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost City Quest/Softcore Fetishism/Comic Strip Adaptation

From the director of Emmanuelle, this is an adaptation of an adult comic-book that replays the lost city adventure with the addition of a mind-boggling softcore fetishism

Sex & Zen II (1996)

Sex and Zen II (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Erotic Comedy/Gender Changing Sorcerer

Sequel to the Hong Kong erotic film, an entirely unrelated work that inflates the original into a madcap Wu Xia film filled with crude, rude humour

Dead Sexy (2001)

Dead Sexy (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Erotica/Psycho-Thriller

An erotic thriller where detective Shannon Tweed must go undercover as a call girl to find a killer eliminating girls at the agency. A blatant copy of Basic Instinct

Eternal (2004)

Eternal (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Elizabeth Bathory in the Present-Day/Erotic Horror

A film about Elizabeth Bathory living in the present day, this comes with the suggestion of erotic allure but disappointingly proves to be a pose without much substance

L.A. Zombie (2010)

L.A. Zombie (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gay Pornographic Zombie Film

Whether we asked for it or not, director Bruce LaBruce gives us the world’s first gay pornographic zombie film in which a zombie finds it can revive the dead by having sex with them

The Demons (1972)

The Demons (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Witch Persecutions/Witch's Retribution

Jess Franco rips off Ken Russell’s The Devils, although surely only Franco could take a story about nuns being tortured and witches burned at the stake and turn it into a work of softcore erotica

Maid-Droid (2008)

Maid-Droid (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Human-Android Sexual Relations

Really odd, even at times touching, Japanese film about a man’s thwarted attempts to have sex with his android maid

Attack Girls’ Swim Team vs. the Undead (2007)

Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Undead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Lesbian Japanese Schoolgirls vs Zombies

You feel that a film about lesbian Japanese schoolgirls vs zombies should have been more interesting. The zombies barely mount to a dozen and the director seems more preoccupied by his softcore predilections

Femalien (1996)

Femalien (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Erotica/Alien Visitor

Work of softcore erotica about an alien woman who comes to Earth to catalogue human sexual experience. Consists of lots of tasteful glossily photographed tumblings with only the slimmest of plots connecting

Night Terrors (1993)

Night Terrors (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
Sado-Sexual Games/Marquis De Sade's Descendant

Another example of Tobe Hooper’s slight into mediocrity in the 1990s, an erotic thriller that features a madly overacting Robert Englund as the Marquis de Sade and an innocent being corrupted by his descendant in the modern day

Countess Dracula’s Orgy of Blood (2004)

Countess Dracula's Orgy of Blood (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Erotica

Donald F. Glut is famous as a genre historian and novelist. Here he directs an erotic vampire film. Despite the title, Count Dracula doesn’t feature much but we get Paul Naschy in one of his few English language films

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

The first two of these films did ingenious things but now the inspiration is showing through and these films are starting to seem more like a personal fantasy on the director’s part

Dracula Exotica (1980)

Dracula Exotica (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Dracula Porn Film

The inevitable adult version of Count Dracula. Beyond the obvious, this is halfway watchable, having a sense of humour and even a story, which plays out as a straight version of Love at First Bite

Cinderella (1977)

Cinderella (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Adult Fairytale

This was one of the earliest films from Charles Band who has since gone on to become a prolific producer/director of low-budget films. Here Band offers a very adult take on the Cinderella fairytale

Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977)

Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Erotica/Italian Cannibal Film

A bizarre cross between the softcore Emmanuelle films and the Italian cannibal film. It seems perverse to be watching beautiful bodies one minute and next showing their insides being spilled

Entrails of a Virgin (1986)

Entrails of a Virgin (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Pinku Film/Demonic Rapist

Welcome to the bizarre and decidedly politically incorrect world of the Japanese pinku film. Words fail me on this one, which concerns a demonic rapist that attacks a porn film shoot

Cafe Flesh (1982)

Cafe Flesh (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Adult Film/Sex Performers in an Impotent Future

An adult film that gained a critical respectability when it came out, an avant garde work set in a future where the populace has become impotent and the handful unaffected perform sex in clubs for paying audiences

Spermula (1976)

Spermula (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Erotica/Women Alien Visitors

Rather of an oddity – a French adult film about women from the future that in the aftermath of Star Wars was re-edited to become a film about alien women visitors come to kill off the human species via sex. Often directed with an artiness that proves far more than you expect

Erotic Ghost Story III (1992)

Erotic Ghost Story III (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Erotica in the Afterlife

The third and least interesting of the Hong Kong series that blends erotica and the supernatural. Unlike the other films, this takes itself mostly seriously

Passionate Revenge (1996)

Passionate Revenge/Friedn of the Family II (1996)
Rating: ★½
Female Stalker/Erotica

Low-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a softcore variation on Fatal Attraction with a vengeful Shauna O’Brien obtaining a job as the babysitter with the married man who jilted her

Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

Tarzan the Ape Man (1981) poster
Rating:
Softcore Tarzan Adaptation

Tarzan turned into a tedious softcore work designed to highlight the talent-free Bo Derek in a state of undress. This directly remakes the 1932 Johnny Weissmuller film – the original was an adventure classic, this is just an expensive nudie film

Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (2000)

Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (2000) poster
Rating:
Erotica/All-Women Planet

Work of softcore erotica that gives the old 1950s B movie plot of astronauts encountering a planet inhabited only by women an Adults Only workover. Aside from the obvious reasons to watch this, the SF content is entirely negligible

Percy (1971)

Percy (1971) poster
Rating:
Penis Transplant Comedy

Popular entry among the early 1970s spate of British sex comedies featuring Hywell Bennett as the recipient of the world’s first penis transplant. Mostly this serves as an excuse to string a series of sexual encounters together.

Sexcula (1974)

Sexcula (1974) poster
Rating:
X-Rated Frankenstein Spoof

While this Canadian obscurity gives the appearance of being a 70s sex vampire film, it is in fact an X-rated Frankenstein spoof. While the film is not without its moment of complete dementia (mostly involving sex scenes with a gorilla), it eventually fragments into narrative incomprehensibility

Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 (1994)

Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 (1994) poster
Rating:
Time Travellers from a Future Where Sex is Banned

Charles Band film directed by David DeCoteau, a lame softcore comedy where two guys travel back from a future where sex is outlawed and end up in a girl’s boarding school

Sorceress (1995)

Sorceress (1995) poster
Rating:
Erotica/Suburban Witches

Jim Wynorski is a B-budget director whose films feature women with massively oversized breasts. Beyond epic-sized mammaries, this softcore tale about housewives engaged in witchcraft that makes no sense on a plot level

Sleeping Beauties (2017)

Sleeping Beauties (2017) poster
Rating:
Erotic Fairytale Adaptation

A softcore erotic version of the popular fairytale. Largely the film gets the fairytale over and done with in the first eight minutes and thereafter focuses on the erotic tumblings of Beauty awakened in the present-day

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (2003)

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (2003) poster
Rating:
Erotica with an Invisible Man

Most classic monsters have undergone an adult movie interpretation at some point – here it is the turn of The Invisible Man

Erotic Ghost Story – Perfect Match (1997)

Erotic Ghost Story - Perfect Match (1997) poster
Rating:
Hong Kong Erotica/Heavenly Bunny Women

Film posing as a sequel in the Hong Kong-made Erotic Ghost Story series, this consists of random sexual encounters and comic interludes without much connecting plot

Erotic Possessions (1999)

Erotic Possessions (1999) poster
Rating:
Erotica/Ghostly Possession

An erotic film in which Shauna O’Brien is possessed by the spirit of an actress from the 1940s who sets out to win the big role she missed out on in her previous life

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs Dracula (2004)

Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmenualle vs Dracula (2004) poster
Rating:
Vampire Erotica

One of the series of softcore Emmanuelle films based on an erotic memoir, which had led to some seventy films so far. Here the originally true-life character of Emmanuelle encounters Count Dracula

Holocaust Cannibal (2014)

Holocaust Cannibal (2014) poster
Rating:
Nazis vs Cannibals/Bad Taste Film

Bill Zebub is possibly the most offensive filmmaker at work today. This largely plotless film features topless Nazi women fighting cannibal tribes, giant bugs and a Bigfoot

Orgy of the Dead (1965)

Orgy of the Dead (1965) poster
Rating: ½
Undead Strippers in a Graveyard

Thought to be a long-lost Edward D. Wood, Jr film for many years. Although only written by Wood, this has all the bad acting and hilarious purple prose of a Wood film. The film consists of strippers doing routines in a graveyard

Dracula Blows His Cool (1979)

Dracula Blows His Cool (1979) poster
Rating: ½
Vampire Sex Comedy

Excruciating West German-made vampire sex comedy (that doesn’t feature Count Dracula despite the title). Painful and agonisingly unfunny comedy routines directed by someone who has no idea how to set them up

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000)

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000) poster
Rating: ½
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

The Bare Wench Project was an inane softcore parody of The Blair Witch Project. This is the first of four sequels in which another troupe of girls go wandering in the woods while finding almost any opportunity to take their clothes off

Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002)

Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002) poster
Rating: ½
Erotica/Haunted House

Softcore version of Thir13en Ghosts with ghosts hunters wandering through a house and seeing various girls making out. The various encounters seem to lack even the basic conviction from those involved

Tainted Love (1995)

Tainted Love (1995) poster
Rating: ½
Psycho-Sexual Thriller

Tawdry copy of Basic Instinct, an erotic thriller about a woman detective going undercover to investigate a series of murders that are linked to a health club

Nympho Libre (2007)

Nympho Libre (2007) poster
Rating:
Mexican Wrestling Pornographic Parody

Following the release of Nacho Libre, we had this parody – a porn film about lucha libre (Mexican masked wrestlers), an idea that in practice ends up about as random and lame as it sounds

Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) (1969)

Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) (1969) poster
Rating:
Vampire Nudie

This may possibly be the worst Dracula film ever made. A nudie film that has been dubbed over with excruciatingly unfunny one-liners that makes it sound more like a rifftrack film

Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989)

Ghosts Can't Do It (1989) poster
Rating:
Widow Guided on an Erotic Journey by Her Late Husband’s Ghost

An erotic film starring Donald Trump – I kid you not! A legendarily awful Bo Derek film where she is a widow who searches the world for the perfect body for her late husband’s ghost to reincarnate in

Blindfold: Acts of Obsession (1993)

Blindfold: Acts of Obsession (1993) poster
Rating:
Bondage Psycho-Sexual Thriller

A Basic Instinct-inspired erotic thriller where Shannen Doherty gets into light bondage and attracts the attentions of a killer. A hypocritical film that is predicated on erotic tease then condemns it as disturbed behaviour

The Bare Wench 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain (2002)

The Bare Wench 3 Nymphs of Mystery Mountain (2002) poster
Rating:
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

Another in the interminable softcore Blair Witch parodies with a group of minimally talented and clothed bimbos wandering around the woods and failing to take proceedings seriously

The Bare Wench Project (1999)

The Bare Wench Project (1999) poster
Rating:
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

Following the success of The Blair Witch Project, this was an excruciatingly lame softcore parody with a group of girls tramping in the woods finding almost any excuse to undress and conduct sex-related takes on Blair Witch

Psyched By the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972)

Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology) (1972) poster
Rating:
Sex and Witchcraft

Fascinatingly bizarre psychotronic film about an innocent drawn into the secrets of sexual witchcraft. Bad filmmaking on almost every level

Beach Babes from Beyond (1993)

Beach Babes from Beyond (1993) poster
Rating:
Alien Beach Bunnies

Prolific low-budget hack David DeCoteau directs what feels like a very softcore version of a Gidget film crossbred with Earth Girls Are Easy (albeit with the sexes reversed). A film that quickly sinks into awfulness