The ABCs of Death (2012)

The ABCs of Death (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Anthology

Unique anthology that offers 26 episodes from different directors, each ending with a death. The episodes vary wildly in quality but a sufficient number ignore all good taste and/or travel waaaay across taboo lines

ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971)

The Abominable Dr Phibes (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disfigued Madman's Campy Revenge

Droll, elegant camp masterpiece with Vincent Price giving the best performance of his life as a deformed madman employing the Biblical Plagues of Egypt as a motif to take revenge against the surgeons who killed his wife

The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

The Absent-Minded Professor (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anti-Gravity Rubber/Disney Comedy

One of the inspired delights from Disney’s live-action era, a hit that became the template for their subsequent live-action films. The scenes with flying vehicles and basketball teams are entirely charming.

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986)

Aces Go Places 4: You Only Die Twice (1986) poster
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Hong Kong Slapstick Action

Fourth in a series of energetic Hong Kong slapstick action capers. The film has no pretence to anything more than providing a new action sequence every five minutes, although by now the level is juvenile

Addams Family 2 (2021)

Addams Family 2 (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

The animated revival of the Addams Family was a mixed affair. All of the same creative personnel and voice talents return here for a sequel, which takes the Addams Family on a road trip

The Addams Family (1991)

The Addams Family (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Kinky Perverse Family

The big screen version of the 1960s tv series and Charles Addams’ cartoons is a highly enjoyable Hollywood Halloween Party, a chance for name actors to put on costume and ape life with a ghoulish, mildly perverse, moderately subversive spin

Aladdin (1992)

Aladdin (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Arabian Nights Adventure

A popular hit among the 1990s renaissance of Disney animation, this is a glib work that allows the original story to be overrun with hip-jokes and Robin Williams being Robin Williams

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Arabian Nights Adventure

The second of two video-released sequels to Disney’s Aladdin that brings back Robin Williams as the genie and goes madcap with the pop culture jokes

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Sequel

Sequel to the 2010 Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. This has even less in common with Lewis Carroll’s book sequel than its predecessor did – a total of two scenes. The sets and effects are just pretty eye candy

Alien (1979)

Rating: ★★★★★
Alien Nasty on a Spaceship

One of the most influential films on this site, producing a host of sequels and making the careers of all involved. At heart, a simple monster on a spaceship film, it is made into a classic through Ridley Scott’s relentless suspense and H.R. Giger’s design work

Alienoid (2022)

Alienoid (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

A South Korean SF film that comes with a wide canvas involving alien invasion, time hopping between two eras and some epic action in possibly one of the most head-scratching plots seen in some time

Alienoid: Return to the Future (2024)

Alienoid: Return to the Future (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

The second part of the Korean time-hopping/alien invasion film where many of the plot strands from the extremely confusing first film are at least wrapped up

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Dog Conman in the Afterlife

One of the better animated films from Don Bluth that sets up a likeable arc in the relationship between a redeemable mobster dog who returns from Heaven and a young girl

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero (2016)

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Superhero Mockumentary

Sequel to one of the few original (ie. non comic-book) superhero films of the 2010s. this takes the interesting route of telling it as a investigative tv report into someone killing off all the superheroes

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986)

Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1986) poster
Rating: ½
Lost City Adventure

This is a sequel to Cannon Films’ excruciating camp version of King Solomon’s Mines. Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone are back. This is a marginal improvement but far from a good film

Allegiant (2016)

Allegiant (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult Dystopian Future

The Divergent series is a fundamentally implausible scenario for people that think horoscopes are a profound insight into human nature. This is the most interesting of the films and gives us an imaginative future world

Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016)

Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
War Between Heaven and Hell Rock Musical

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman makes a rock musical about a war between a gaudily exotic Heaven and Hell. A full-length expansion of Bousman’s earlier short film

Alligator (1980)

Alligator (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Alligator

Amid the spate of post-Jaws Animals Amok films, this, which comes armed with a John Sayles script and plays on the urban legend of baby alligators flushed into the sewers, was a rather enjoyable effort that plants tongue in cheek

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Alone in the Dark (2005) poster
Rating: ★½
Videogame Adaptation/Monsters

Uwe Boll gained a reputation as the world’s worst director on the basis of his videogame adaptations. Prize exhibit was Alone in the Dark, which abandons the game and is a series of action scenes without explanatory rationale

Along With the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018)

Along with the Gods: The Last 49 Days (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
The Trials of the Afterlife

Sequel to the hit Korean film Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds about a journey of redemption through the afterlife. This is a much better polished effort than its predecessor

Along With the Gods: The Two Worlds (2017)

Along With the Gods The Two Worlds (2017) poster
Rating: ★½
The Trials of the Afterlife

A massive hit in South Korea about a firefighter’s journey through the afterlife and the trials he must undergo. On the other hand, the director seems to be trying to turn a moral redemption story into a superhero film

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) poster
Rating: ½
Singing Chipmunks

It may say how doomed the Western world is that people have paid to watch three films so far all centred around these annoyingly cutsie helium-voiced chipmunks. This is marginally less annoying that the preceding two

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) poster
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Singing Chipmunks

The squeaky helium-voiced Chipmunks are brought to life via CGI in this live-action film, featuring the chipmunks causing chaos, cracking smart-ass one-liners and lots of pee and poop jokes. The results are excrutiating

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
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Singing Chipmunks

The end of Western civilisation is surely upon us that studios have devoted multi-million dollar resources to making four of these films and that audiences flock to them despite universally terribly reviews. Ok so maybe I hated this one marginally less than the preceding three

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) poster
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Singing Chipmunks

The first of the sequels to Alvin and the Chipmunks. Marginally less grating than the first film but that’s being relative – all the things that one hated the first time are back

Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007)

Amateur Porn Star Killer (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

Extraordinary Found Footage film from Shane Ryan shot from the viewpoint of a killer as he seduces and kills a girl. A quasi-pornographic film that makes us question our own complicity in what we are watching

Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 (2008)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

Sequel to Shane Ryan’s disturbing snuff Found Footage film. This works with the same effectiveness as the original, where the videography is transformed via a dreamily beautiful series of experiments with editing and colour

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3: The Final Chapter (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Snuff Movie Mockumentary

The first two of these films did ingenious things but now the inspiration is showing through and these films are starting to seem more like a personal fantasy on the director’s part

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The reasoning behind rebooting the Spider-Man franchise after ten years and only three films is a puzzle. That said, this offers an edgier origin story than Sam Raimi’s take and Andrew Garfield makes for a fine Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

One of the best among the modern Marvel Comics screen adaptations. All involved are at the absolute peak of their game and the balance of superheroic action, humour and tragedy makes you cheer at how well they get it right

American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)

American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002) poster
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Psycho University Student

A sequel that has almost no connection to the original and has Mila Kunis as a psychopathic student trying to get into a prestigious criminal profiling course

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991)

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Mice Adventures

Amblin make a sequel to An American Tail minus the involvement of Don Bluth this time. The story now becomes an amiable animated parody of a Western

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern Werewolf

John Landis brings the werewolf film into the modern era with this revisionist work where a modern character is forced to confront it as real, while depicting the transformation with an arsenal of top-drawer effects.

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Amityville II The Possession (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted House/Possession

The first of The Amityville Horror sequels and a far more entertaining film than its predecessor by abandoning the pretence at telling a true story and adding a possession plot and makeup effects to the mix

The Amityville Horror (1979)

The Amityville Horror (1979) poster
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Haunted House/"True Story"

Based on a book that claimed it was true story (but was later proven to be a hoax), this haunted house tale was a considerable success and spawned a series of sequels and imitators that continue to this day

Amsterdamned II (2025)

Amsterdamned II (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Prowls the Canals of Amsterdam

Amsterdamned with a detective pursuing a frogman serial killer prowling the canals of Amsterdam was a hugely underrated action film. 37 years later the director and lead actor reteam for a sequel

Anaconda (1997)

Anaconda (1997) poster
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Giant Snake

A film crew in the Amazon headed by Jennifer Lopez encounter a giant snake. Mounted as a CGI monster movie in the aftermath of Jurassic Park, this has scripting that frequently descends into the ludicrous

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) poster
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Giant Snakes

A sequel to the Jennifer Lopez-starring Anaconda that manages to be even more ridiculous and cliche ridden than its predecessor to the point you frequently laugh it off the screen

Anastasia (1997)

Anastasia (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Amnesiac Russian Royal

Considerable return to form for animator Don Bluth even if the story of the Russian Royals he is telling is based on a hoax and manages to entirely excise any mention of the Communist Revolution

Angels & Demons (2009)

Angels & Demons (2009) poster
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The Da Vinci Code Sequel

Ron Howard and Tom Hanks follow up their adaptation of The Da Vinci Code by turning to an earlier Dan Brown novel concerning conspiratorial goings-on in The Vatican but the show collapses amid absurdly contrived plotting

Annabelle: Creation (2017)

Annabelle Creation (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Doll

Audiences and critics alike hated the first Annabelle – I went into this prequel with little enthusiasm but ended up pleasantly surprised. All it takes is a change of director to David F. Sandberg who provides a series of genuinely eerie jumps

Another WolfCop (2017)

Another WolfCop (2017) poster
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Werewolf Cop/Horror Comedy

WolfCop found an appeal with its amusing title premise. Here the principal talents involved have reunited for a sequel, although the feeling is more that they have done so solely because the first film was a success

Ant-Man (2015)

Ant-Man (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

While there is little doubt that Edgar Wright would have made a much better film, this emerges with an engaging likeability. Less epic superheroics, this plays out more as a caper comedy where a good ensemble and comedic playing carry the show

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

Ant-Man was a lightweight but perfectly enjoyable entry in the horde of Marvel Comics adaptations. This sequel has amplified the comedy element, seemingly with the intent of being the joker among the MCU pack

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

The third of the films devoted to Marvel’s miniature superhero. This ventures into multiverse themes works well when it comes to introducing the MCU’s big new super-villain who ended up never happening

Antisocial (2013)

Antisocial (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Apocalypse Via Social Media

A zombie apocalypse that occurs via social networking sites??? To the film’s credit, it makes such a wacky idea plausible but the low-budget leads to a zombie apocalypse that mostly occurs off-stage

The Ape Man (1943)

The Ape Man (1943) poster
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Mad Scientist Becomes Ape Man

Poverty row cheapie with Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist transformed into an ape-man after an experiment gone wrong who goes out hunting victims for their spinal fluids with his pet gorilla

Ape vs Mecha Ape (2023)

Ape vs Mecha Ape (2023) poster
Rating: ★½
Giant Ape vs Giant Mechanical Ape

Ape vs Monster was The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Godzilla vs Kong. This is a sequel that takes a few leaves from Godzilla’s Mechagodzilla and pits the giant ape up against a giant robotic ape

Appleseed (2004)

Appleseed (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

A dazzling reboot of the earlier manga/anime made with stunning photorealistic animation design and breathtaking action scenes that made this a benchmark for modern anime. Sequels followed.

Appleseed Alpha (2014)

Appleseed Alpha (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Post-Holocaust Cyborg Action

Shinji Aramaki returns to the Appleseed franchise for a third time with this prequel. Though it abandons the Cyberpunk milieu, Aramaki crafts action scenes with a stunning realism

Appleseed Ex Machina (2007)

Appleseed Ex Machina (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

Shinji Aramaki’s immediate sequel to his reboot of the Appleseed franchise. This lacks the visually stunning qualities of its predecessor and seems more conceptually muddled but Aramaki eventually gets it together

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Merman Superhero

The sequel to the DCEU’s Aquaman reaches for epic effects spectacle, although the character of Aquaman undergoes a substantial shift and is now given more of a comedy playing

Army of Darkness (1992)

Rating: ★★
Evil Dead Sequel/War with the Dead/Horror Comedy

Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell make their third Evil Dead film. The series hit a peak with the delirious balance of horror and comedy in the second film but here the comedy over-balances and becomes too broad

The Arrival (1996)

The Arrival (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Alien Infiltration and Takeover

An alien invasion and takeover film that was clearly inspired by the success of tv’s The X Files. This is a smart effort that emerges as something unworldly in David Twohy’s hands

Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988)

Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988) poster
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Alcoholic Millionaire Comedy/Ghost Butler

A completely ignored sequel to Arthur, the non-genre comedy hit with Dudley Moore as an alcoholic millionaire. Included here because butler John Gielgud turns up as a ghost

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Miniature Magical World

Lightweight Luc Besson directed children’s fantasy with a young boy shrunken down to miniature size to engage in a series of CGI animated adventures among a race of fairy-like people. Several sequels followed

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009)

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009) poster
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Miniature Magical World

This was the second of Luc Besson’s Minimoys films, partly animated children’s films set in a world of miniature creatures. Here the charms of the first film seem thinly stretched

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
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Miniature Magical World

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly