The Ring (2002)

The Ring (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cursed Videotape/Japanese Horror Remake

This is the English-language version of the Japanese horror Ring and actually a much better and far spookier film, where the new script gives the story more depth

Ring 2 (1999)

Ring 2 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cursed Videotape/Haunting/Japanese Ghost Story

The second of the Japanese Ring/Ringu films where director Hideo Nakata improves over the original with a series of eerie scares if a frequently incomprehensible mishmash of story ideas

The Ring Two (2005)

The Ring Two (2005) poster
Rating:
Haunting/Possession

Sequel to The Ring, the English-language remake of Ringu. The filmmakers have returned to the source and brought in original director Hideo Nakata only to produce one of the most disappointing of all the Ringu/Ring films

Rings (2017)

Rings (2017) poster
Rating:
Cursed Videotape/Haunting

The question you ask going in is after seven Japanese films and a tv series, a Korean film and two previous English-language films, what is left for filmmakers to wring out a third American The Ring film? The answer seems to be not much – just a rehash of the basics for the 18-25 crowd

Rio (2011)

Rio (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Macaws

A Blue Sky Studios animated film set around a talking macaw and his journey to the wilds of Brazil for the first time to mate and repopulate the species. Familiar cliched story arcs conducted with a good deal of colour

Rio 2 (2014)

Rio 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Macaws

I hate the utterly formulaic films of Blue Sky Studios, the ones behind the endless Ice Age sequels. That said, this is one of their more enjoyable – despite a plot that is amazingly busy trying to reintroduce characters from the first film, the screen overflows with colourful exuberance

R.I.P.D. (2013)

R.I.P.D. (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Afterlife Police Force

This feels like someone has simply copied the idea of a secretive law enforcement agency from and substituted the dead escaped from Hell for aliens. The two have remarkably similar story arcs, although this is far more goofily entertaining that the absurdly overblown slapstick that overtook the Men in Black sequels

Ripper: Letter from Hell (2001)

Ripper: Letter from Hell (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern-Day Jack the Ripper Killings

This has a promising set-up – a series of Jack the Ripper copycat killings taking place in a modern criminology class – that turns out as no more than a standard slasher film

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Planet of the Apes Prequel

Reboot of the classic franchise, a loose remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. Thanks to some remarkable CGI effects, the apes entirely outshine the humans

The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958)

Robot vs the Aztec Mummy (1958) Mexican poster
Rating:
Classic Bad Movie/Revived Mummy vs a Robot

A bad movie classic. As the title explains, we get a revived mummy pitted against an actor in a ridiculously clunky tin man suit. Third in the Mexican-made Aztec Mummy series, the biggest ripoff is that 3/4 of the film consist of footage recycled from the preceding films

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

The No 1 cult film of all time, more a phenomenon than a film, a demented glitter rock homage to mad science cinema and 50s sf films run through with celebration of a gender-bender joie de vivre

Sadako 3D (2012)

Sadako 3D (2012) poster
Rating:
Ring Sequel/Japanese Ghost Story

The original Ring was a classic, an eerie ghost story that was a success that spawned a series of copies right around the Asian region. Here the Ring cycle has been rebooted in a heavy letdown that abandons all of the creepy atmospherics of the original for a series of pop-up CGI effects

Saga of the Phoenix (1990)

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Wu Xia Film/Hell Maiden Visits Earth

Sequel to the madcap Hong Kong fantasy Peacock King with Gloria Yip as a hell demon trying to adjust to living on Earth, which then turns into a comedy variant on Gremlins

Salem’s Lot (1979)

Salem's Lot (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Town of Vampires/Stephen King Adaptation

One of the best Stephen King adaptations made as a tv mini-series concerning a town overrun by vampires. Director Tobe Hooper excels himself, staging the book in terms a series of captivating set-pieces

Santo and Blue Demon vs the Monsters (1970)

Santo and Blue Demon vs the Monsters (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs the Famous Monsters

Another of the films from the Mexican wrestling superhero Santo where he and his friend Blue Demon encounter assorted Famous Monsters raised by a mad scientist

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973) poster
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Contemporary Hammer Dracula Sequel

The eight of Hammer’s Dracula, the second-to-last they would make and the last featuring Christopher Lee. This follows on from the previous film Dracula A.D. 1972 in featuring Dracula in the present day and at least does more with the idea than that film did

Satan’s Slave (2017)

Satan's Slave (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Indonesian Horror/Hauntings and the Occult

A horror film that was the biggest box-office hit ever in Indonesia as a family tragedy stirs up hauntings and the occult. A follow-up to an earlier 1970s film that has become a cult hit.

Saw (2004)

Saw (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Killer's Sadistic Games

Forget the grim and sadistic sequels that followed, this low-budget directorial debut from James Wan is a masterwork that conjures unbearable dread and tension in its study of characters forced to consider the horribly inconceivable

Saw II (2005)

Saw II (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Killer's Sadistic Games

The first sequel to the sleeper success of Saw where Darren Lynn Bousman inherits the director’s chair but delivers a film that lacks the torturous suspense that James Wan gave the original

Saw 3D (2010)

Saw 3D (2010) poster
Rating:
Killer's Sadistic Games

Supposedly the final chapter of the Saw saga – where the sole novelty on offer is gore and body parts coming out the screen in 3D. This is conducted with a tired lack of effort that makes for tedium-inducing watching

Saw VI (2009)

Saw VI (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Killer's Sadistic Games

Sixth time around and the backstory is starting to become so excessively complicated it is hard to follow what is going on. All the gruesome torturings now seem passe, although this does redeem itself somewhat in making a few black digs at the medical health industry

Scared to Death (1980)

Scared to Death (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetic Monster Amok

The directorial debut of William Malone later to make House on Haunted HillAlien (one of the first of many such), albeit brought down to Earth. As a novice director, Malone is relatively crude and far removed from the masterful style of Ridley Scott

Scary MoVie (2013)

Scary MoVie (2013) poster
Rating:
Genre Spoof

Just when you thought that this witless and unfunny series has died off, it drags itself out of mothballs for another outing. As with the other entries, it is a bunch of recent movies overrun with crude, moronic gags

Scooby-Doo (2002)

Scooby-Doo (2002) poster
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Ghostbusting Team/Cartoon in Live-Action

The live-action film version of the popular Hanna-Barbera animated tv series. Despite James Gunn on script, this is not very good, a one-dimensional, no-brain film trying to look like a one-dimensional, no-brain cartoon

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghostbusting Team/Cartoon in Live-Action

Sequel to the live-action Scooby-Doo, this is at least a better film than its predecessor, being more polished in its slapstick and effects but still has no more ambition beyond being a silly no-brain film

The Scorch Trials (2015)

The Scorch Trails (2015) poster
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Young Adult/Post-Holocaust Adventure

The Maze Runner was one of the better Young Adult films, creating an intriguing conceptual mystery; this sequel ignores all of that, even throws the book out and is essentially a jumble of random sf tropes that amount to no more than running, shooting and things exploding

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012)

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Sword and Sorcery

The best of an otherwise lightweight, throwaway series. Roel Reiné directs some good action scenes, even if the hackneyed plotting never lets the show rise to anything more than average

The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power (2015)

The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power (2015) poster
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Sword and Sorcery

Fourth entry in the eminently forgettable sword-and-sorcery series, this heads down into bad movie stakes by writing a series of grating quips over everything, while the action scenes exist in the realm of unbelievability that show that nobody is treating anything with the slightest seriousness

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008)

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008) poster
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Sword and Sorcery

Prequel to The Scorpion King. Unfortunately director Russell Mulcahy allows his broad hand with comedy free reign and the plot is overrun by glib character banter and constant flip modern one-liners

Scre4m (2011)

Scre4m (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Slasher Sequel Parody/Deconstruction

Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson return to the Scream franchise to turn out the fourth and best sequel yet. The opening scene alone is the funniest one has seen in a film in some time

Scream (1996)

Scream (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Slasher Movie Parody/Deconstruction

Wes Craven and scriptwriter Kevin Williamson make a witty homage to the 1980s slasher film, turning the genre on its head by having the characters perfectly aware they are in a horror film and of the genre’s cliches

Scream 2 (1997)

Scream 2 (1997) poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Sequel Parody/Deconstruction

Wes Craven’s Scream was a clever and witty homage to/deconstruction of the slasher film of the 1980s; for the sequel, he and Kevin Williamson naturally turn to deconstructing the slasher sequel

Scream 3 (2000)

Scream 3 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Sequel Parody/Deconstruction

By the time of this third film and the departure of screenwriter Kevin Williamson, creativity in the Scream series seems to be flagging even though this has critic-proofed itself by calling itself a parody of a sequel

Scream 7 (2026)

Scream 7 (2026) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Sequel

The Scream series drags itself for another sequel but at least performs a course correction by bringing back original screenwriter Kevin Williamson in the director’s chair, along with appearances of many past cast

Scream (2022)

Scream (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Slasher Sequel Parody/Deconstruction

Following the recent reboot of the Halloween franchise, many of the original cast and a new directorial team resurrect Wes Craven’s Scream franchise in some undeniably appealing ways

Screamers (1995)

Screamers (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Evolved Androids/Planetary Journey/Philip K. Dick Adaptation

Modest and underrated Philip K. Dick adaptation that builds reasonable atmosphere during its journey across a planet and doubt as to who among the party might be one of a breed of evolving androids

See No Evil 2 (2014)

See No Evil 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

The Soska Sisters make a sequel to the 2006 slasher film. You cannot help but think that a sequel to such an average film is the sisters batting well below their capabilities. The surprise is that in their hands the result follows such traditional genre patterns

See No Evil (2006)

See No Evil (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

Modern slasher film where the sole note of distinction is the wrestler known as Kane cast as the hulking killer. Outside of a moderate level of brutality in the despatches, there is little here that stands out from the genre’s cliches in any way

Seed of Chucky (2004)

Seed of Chucky (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Child's Play Sequel

The fifth and most enjoyable of the Chucky films, this amplifies the black humour to an outrageously funny level, while conducting an hilarious meta-fiction with Jennifer Tilly playing herself

Seoul Station (2016)

Seoul Station (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/South Korean Zombie Film

Train to Busan was a massive breakout hit from South Korear. Overlooked in the buzz was this animated prequel from the same director released at the same time. The zombie film and animation are an uneasy mix but this works well, if not with the same kick as Train to Busan

Sex & Zen II (1996)

Sex and Zen II (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Erotic Comedy/Gender Changing Sorcerer

Sequel to the Hong Kong erotic film, an entirely unrelated work that inflates the original into a madcap Wu Xia film filled with crude, rude humour

Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011)

Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Erotic Comedy

A revival of the 1990s Sex and Zen series of erotic comedies, this comes with the novelty of being presented in 3D

The Shaggy Dog (1959)

The Shaggy Dog (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenager Transforms Into a Dog/Disney Comedy

The first of Disney’s live-action comedies, a comic variant on the werewolf story with Tommy Kirk turning into a dog. Mildly amusing but later efforts would do this type of comedy better

Shark Attack (1999)

Shark Attack (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Killer Shark Film

Killer shark from the 1990s heyday. This works passably as the B movie it is intended as, while the last third turns into the schlockily absurd with the insertion of two different corrupt conspiracy elements and action movie chases

Sharknado (2013)

Sharknado (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

This arrived as the same instant full-born bad movie cult sensation. Although you cannot help but feel that the people who ridiculed the film are missing out on the joke – in not seeing that it has been made as something intentionally absurd

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

Sequel to the bad movie phenomenon Sharknado Accompanied by a host of celebrity cameos, there is less the cheerful absurdity of the original than a film that is trying to recapture a spontaneously generated fad

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

Sharknado was an instant bad movie phenomenon; the first sequel felt a forced attempt to copy that. The good news is that with the third entry, the series gets the balance of tongue in cheek absurdity just right

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

Sharknado 5 Global Swarming (2017) poster
Rating:
Storms of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

By this point, the Sharknado series has gone from an amusingly tongue-in-cheek original to a series that is widely signalling that it is not taking anything that happens remotely seriously

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (2016)

Sharknado The 4th Awakens (2016) poster
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Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The bad movie hit of Sharknado was a surprise to everyone and spawned sequels. By this point, creativity appears to have dried up – essentially, the Sharknado series has jumped the shark

Sharktopus (2010)

Sharktopus (2010) poster
Rating:
Monster Shark-Octopus Hybrid

Amid the fad for deliberately absurd killer shark films viz Sharknado, this surely takes the prize for ridiculousness of conception and delivery – a hybrid creature with the head of a shark and the tentacles of an octopus. I defy you not to burst into laughter at some of the scenes (*)

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014)

Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014) poster
Rating:
Giant Hybrid Monsters

Entry in the gonzo killer shark film (viz Sharknado et al), sequel to the earlier Sharktopus Though produced by veteran B movie producer Roger Corman, these Sharktopus films are some of the shittiest in the gonzo killer shark fad, featuring way below sub par effects and missing the sense of humour