The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters From a Cartoon Series Enter the Real World

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (2000)

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Erotica/All-Women Planet

Work of softcore erotica that gives the old 1950s B movie plot of astronauts encountering a planet inhabited only by women an Adults Only workover. Aside from the obvious reasons to watch this, the SF content is entirely negligible

Baise-Moi (2000)

Baise-Moi (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Two Girls on a Killing Spree

Splendidly nasty French film that feels like Thelma and Louise by way of Natural Born Killers where two women pick up guns and go on a shooting spree against men who are abusive jerks. Directed by two women and cast with porn actresses, this holds little back

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000)

Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2000) poster
Rating: ½
Softcore Blair Witch Spoof

The Bare Wench Project was an inane softcore parody of The Blair Witch Project. This is the first of four sequels in which another troupe of girls go wandering in the woods while finding almost any opportunity to take their clothes off

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Batman of the Future/Animation

Film spinoff of Batman Beyond, an animated tv series set in the future as a youngster inherits a hi-tech Batsuit from an aging Bruce Wayne. The film resurrects The Joker but fails to do anything interesting with the character

Battle Royale (2000)

Battle Royale (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Deadly Elimination Game

An entertainingly violent Japanese comic-book of a movie in which a classroom of school pupils is abandoned on an island with weapons to eliminate one another. Frequently cited as the inspiration for The Hunger Games

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

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Earth Under Alien Rule/L. Ron Hubbard Adaptation

The adaptation of the alien invasion novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard starring John Travolta is a completely ridiculous film that was laughed off screens and is regarded as a classic bad movie

Bedazzled (2000)

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Pact with the Devil Comedy

US remake of the British comedy where Brendan Fraser is a schmuck who sells his soul to The Devil who twists the wording of each wish. The bite of the original is lacking

Bio-Cops (2000)

Bio-Cops (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Zombie Comedy

Hong Kong comedy with a police station under siege from zombies. The emphasis is more on comedy than the horror element

Bless the Child (2000)

Bless the Child (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Satanists Pursue Divine Child

Reasonable budgeted film that does no more than rehash Devil Child cliches from The Omen – or even more so the basic plot of Servants of Twilight. Chuck Russell throws in lots of CGI effects to little effect

Blood (2000)

Blood (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Narcotically Addictive Blood

One of the most impressive overhaulings of the vampire theme in recent years in which vampirism is treated as an addiction in which humans become hooked on the vampire’s blood

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000)

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Battles Demons/Anime

Stunning Mamoru Oshii-prodcued anime short about a vampire girl who operates as an American agent eliminating vampires in post-War Japan

Blue Remains (2000)

Blue Remains (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Underwater Post-Holocaust Environmentalism

Epic and beautifully animated anime set largely underwater about the struggle to save a dying Earth from an evil super-computer that wants eradicate humanity

The Bogus Witch Project (2000)

The Bogus Witch Project (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Blair Witch Project Spoofs

An anthology made up of six short film spoofs of The Blair Witch Project with a wraparound featuring the excrutiatingly unfunny Pauly Shore

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Blair Witch Project Sequel

The much lambasted but not entirely uninteresting sequel to The Blair Witch Project. Documentary director Joe Berlinger adds a fascinating layer of meta-fiction that winds in the real-world reaction to the first film

Bruiser (2000)

Bruiser (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man's Face Becomes a Blank Mask

Uneven George Romero film from his less satisfying latter period in which Jason Flemyng wakes up with a blank white mask on his face and finds it allows him to unleash vengeance against those who wronged him

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Hero/Animation

Video-released spinoff of the Toy Story films featuring Buzz Lightyear in an adventure. Although released under the Pixar name, the animation is all cheaply produced by a Chinese studio

Camp Blood 2 (2000)

Camp Blood 2 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The second entry in a surprisingly prolific series of low-budget films – currently running to fifteen films – that homage the 1980s slasher film

The Cell (2000)

The Cell (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Journey Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer

The dreamscape film was given extraordinary life by Tarsem Singh in his directorial debut who transforms a fairly ordinary script with visuals and costuming that is out of this world

Chain of Command (2000)

Chain of Command (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Action/Hijacking of Presidential Nuclear Codes

Halfway reasonable action film in which US President Roy Scheider is taken hostage by Taiwanese terrorists who want to use the nuclear launch codes against China. The surprise about the film is how political it is willing to get

Chicken Run (2000)

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Rating: ★★★½
Aardman Animation/Talking Chicken Escape Movie

The first full-length Claymation film from the UK’s Aardman Animations. With typical Aardman eccentricity, this is a parody of a WWII escape film conducted with talking chickens

Chocolat (2000)

Chocolat (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Magical Realism

Magical Realism film where Juliette Binoche’s magic chocolates serve to unleash passions in a conservative French village. An incredibly overrated film that was for some reason nominated for an Academy Award Best Picture

Complicity (2000)

Complicity (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer Thriller

A so-so adaptation of an Iain Banks novel featuring Jonny Lee Miller as a crusading journalist who becomes involved in the hunt for a serial killer who is tied to his own past

The Convent (2000)

The Convent (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Splatter Comedy/Zombie Nuns

Early Mike Mendez film that quickly abandons being a standard venture into a haunted convent and launches into an entertainingly over-the-top splatter show filled with zombified nuns

The Crimson Rivers (2000)

The Crimson Rivers (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Thriller/Secret Eugenics Program

A strong well-made French thriller that comes with the influence of Se7en involving murders on a mountainside glacier and a secretive boarding school with ties back to the Nazi era

Critical Mass (2000)

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Action/Nuclear Power Plant Hijacking

Low-budget Fred Olen Ray action film is another variant on Die Hard with security guard Treat Williams foiling a terrorist hijacking of a nuclear power plant. For some reason this also includes reuse of footage from Terminator 2

Crocodile (2000)

Crocodile (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Crocodile

Tobe Hooper delivers an entry amid the early-00s vogue for B-budget CGI monster movies, drawing clear inspiration from Lake Placid. Hooper had not made a good film since the 1980s and this does little to reverse the path of mediocrity

Cross Fire (2000)

Cross Fire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Pyrokinesis

Japanese director Shusuke Kaneko turns his attention to the pyrokinesis theme. Thanks to Kaneko’s expertise with effects, this becomes the best film on the firestarter theme yet

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Sensational hit that introduced most of the West to the Wu Xia film. Directed with elan by Ang Lee, there comes a sublimely graceful poetry in the film’s imagery of sword combatants dancing up walls and flying through the air

The Dancer (2000)

The Dancer (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Experimental Dance Technology

Luc Besson produced film set among drum and bass dance culture in New York that follows an aspiring mute dancer (Mia Frye) who is asked to test a new technology that translates dance to music

Ditto (2000)

Ditto (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cross-Time Radio Communication

A South Korean film that came out around the same time as Frequency and has an almost identical premise about two people who start talking by radio while separated in time by twenty years.

Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000)

Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Stoner Film

A bizarrely surreal, anything goes comedy as two bros set out to find their car after a night partying. This feels like Repo Man as though directed by the Farrelly Brothers after they had inhaled a few bongs

Dune (2000)

Dune (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

This TV mini-series remake of the Frank Herbert novel is much more faithful to the essence and complexity of the book, even if it lacks the visual resplendence of the film versions

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)

The Emperor's New Groove (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Man Transformed into a Llama

One of the head-scratching animated oddities produced by Disney during the 2000s. Not unlikeable, the story concerns a self-centered Aztec emperor who is transformed into a llama

The Fantasticks (2000)

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Rating: ★½
Musical Adaptation/Magical Circus

This film version of the massively popular Broadway musical was a miserable flop. The musical is a minimalist one but the film has replaced all of that with literalisations that kill the effect

Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)

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Comic-Book Adaptation/Demonic Avenger

Brian Yuzna’s adaptation of the cult comic-book is a disappointment that has tamed down any of the censorship-pushing controversy the original had and emerges as no more than a standard dark avenging superhero film

Final Destination (2000)

Final Destination (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Precognition/Doomed Air Crash Survivors

This spins the old plot about a clairvoyant dream of an airline disaster out as a teen horror film based around a series of bizarre novelty deaths. This became the first in a franchise of popular horror films.

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) poster
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Prehistoric Comedy/Cartoon in Live-Action

Sequel to the live-action The Flintstones film. Whether we asked for it or not, this offers up a Flintstones origin story where we see familiar elements of the series fall into place

Flowers for Algernon (2000)

Flowers for Algernon (2000)
Rating: ★★
Experiment Turns Intellectually Handicapped Man Into a Genius

Matthew Modine stars in the remake of the classic story about an experiment that turns an intellectually handicapped man into a genius. Everything comes in the simplistic emotions of a tv movie

Frequency (2000)

Frequency (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cross-Time Radio Communication

Intelligent and well written film where freak weather conditions allow a son to communicate with his late father by radio across thirty years in time. Where the film starts to get interesting is when this creates unexpected changes in the present

From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter (2000)

From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Western Outlaws/Vampire Saloon

The second and best of the From Dusk Till Dawn sequels. This takes the story back and retells it in a Western setting where it offers some clever twists on the original

The Gift (2000)

The Gift (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Clairvoyant Murder Mystery

An uncommon misstep from Sam Raimi. Despite the fact he has a sterling cast onboard and a script from Billy Bob Thornton, the medium thriller plot rehashes comes out fairly bland

Ginger Snaps (2000)

Ginger Snaps (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teenage Girl Werewolves

Witty, wryly sarcastic modern take on the werewolf film where two teenage sister become affected – sort of like a remake of I Was a Teenage Werewolf by way of Ghost World. Two sequels followed.

The Gospel According to Philip K. Dick (2000)

The Gospel According to Philip K. Dick (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Philip K. Dick Documentary

Low-budget but fascinating documentary about cult SF writer Philip K. Dick in particular focusing around the bizarre series of hallucinations he had during the 1970s

Hamlet (2000)

Hamlet (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Shakespeare Adaptation

The always interesting Michael Almereyda conducts a modernised version of the Shakespeare play where Ethan Hawke’s anguish at inheriting a corporation plays out against a barrage of modern media

Happy Accidents (2000)

Happy Accidents (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Time Travel Romance

Clever and intelligent comedy where Marisa Tomei finds the perfect man (Vincent D’Onofrio) who also claims to be a time traveller from the future. The film sits in an appealing state of ambiguity about whether this is true

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Adult Animation/Space Opera

Sequel to the animated Heavy Metal that failed to attract the same cult audience that its predecessor did. Telling only one story instead of several, it only offers a routine space opera adventure

Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)

Hellraiser: Inferno (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sadomasochistic Demon

Fifth and best of Hellraiser sequels after Clive Barker bowed out. Scott Derrickson made his directorial debut here and infuses the series with some of the wild imagery and perverse darkness that Barker gave the original

Help! I’m a Fish (2000)

Help! I'm a Fish (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Children Transformed Into Talking Fish

Okay if never standout Danish-made attempt to copy a Disney animated film concerning the underwater adventures of three children transformed into fish

Da Hip Hop Witch (2000)

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The Blair Witch Project Spoof

One of the worst films ever made – a parody of The Blair Witch Project that mostly consists of various rappers (including Eminem and Vanilla Ice) incoherently improvising a series of monologues about said witch

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)

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Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Another adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes quasi-supernatural mystery. This is also one of the worst ever thanks to the wildly over-acted, scenery chewing performance from Matt Frewer, badly miscast as Holmes

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Dr Seuss Adaptation

Ron Howard’s live-action adaptation of the Dr Seuss story visually embraces the nonsense absurdism but the charms get buried beneath the lavish production polish. Jim Carrey saves the day as The Grinch however.

I.K.U. (2000)

I.K.U. (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyberpunk Pornography/Sex Androids

Described as a cyberporn fantasy, a quasi-pornographic film set in a Cyberpunk future where androids are designed to consume sexual experience

The In Crowd (2000)

The In Crowd (2000) poster
Rating: ★½
Teen Social Clique Psycho-Thriller

This is sold with the appealing idea of someone slaughtering their way through a bitchy teen clique. However, the film on show is far tamer than anything that it is promises to be

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Killer Mutant Snowman

Jack Frost, not to be confused with the Michael Keaton film of the same name, was an amusing horror comedy about a killer mutant snowman. This is a sequel that takes Jack to a beach resort in Hawaii

Jason and the Argonauts (2000)

Jason and the Argonauts (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth Adventure

A Hallmark tv mini-series remake of the Greek myths that fails to stand up to the classic 1963 version. Here Ray Harryhausen’s amazing stop-motion animated effects are replaced by cut-price CGI

Killer Instinct (2000)

Killer Instinct (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abandoned Asylum Slasher

A reasonable B-budget slasher film in which teens accept a dare to spend a night in an abandoned asylum only for someone to have rigged the facility with traps and start stalking them

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World. There is a mini-industry of these films and, if one can stomach the preachiness, this is not entirely bad

The Legend of the Flying Swordsman (2000)

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Hong Kong Swordsmen Fantasy

A forgettable entry in Hong Kong’s Wu Xia cycle that suffers from an overly confusing plot and crucially much in the way of flying swordplay

Leprechaun in the Hood (2000)

Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Rappers Meet the Leprechaun

Fifth film in the series starring Warwick Davis as a malevolent leprechaun dispatching bizarre novelty deaths. In a bizarre novelty twist, this sets the leprechaun loose in the world of rap

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disney Animation

One of the video-released sequels to their animated films that Disney made in the 90s/00s, this slavishly imitates its predecessor but does have a likeable line-up of supporting characters

Lon Chaney: A Thousand Faces (2000)

Lon Chaney: A Thousand Faces (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Horror Actor Documentary

A documentary about the legendary silent actor Lon Chaney who was the original Phantom of the Opera among other horror roles. Chaney would undergo incredible physical transformations for each role

Il Mare (2000)

Il Mare (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Letters Across Time/Romance

South Korean romantic film about a couple exchanging letters across time. This later underwent a Hollywood remake as The Lake House with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock