Mercy (2000)

Mercy (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho-Sexual Thriller

One of the better copies of Basic Instinct with detective Ellen Barkin being tempted as she investigates a serial killer who is targeting women who were involved with a lesbian call girl

The Million Dollar Hotel (2000)

The Million Dollar Hotel (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Fleapit Hotel Murder Mystery

Wim Wenders film from a story idea by U2’s Bono set around the down-and-outs at a fleapit hotel slightly into the future. The film circles around a cast of eccentrics without ever really coming together

MPD Psycho (2000)

MPD Psycho (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Split-Personalitied Detective vs a Body-Hopping Killer

Takashi Miike tv mini-series with a mind-bogglingly confusing plot involving a split personalitied detective, possession, a terrorist pop star and barcodes imprinted in eyeballs

Nightfall (2000)

Nightfall (2000) poster
Rating:
Isaac Asimov Adaptation

Isaac Asimov’s Nightfall, about a planet surrounded by six suns that only experiences nightfall once every thousand years, is considered the No 1 classic science-fiction short story. On film, it has alas befallen two impoverished versions from Roger Corman of which this was the second

Nightmare (2000)

Nightmare (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Korean Ghost Story

Resembling a supernatural version of I Know What You Did Last Summer, this South Korean ghost story delivers considerable spookiness

No Maps for These Territories (2000)

No Maps for These Territories (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
SF Author William Gibson Documentary

Fascinating documentary that interviews cult Cyberpunk author William Gibson on his life and writing while being driven around in the backseat of a car

Nostradamus (2000)

Nostradamus (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Nostradamus/Time Travel/The Millennium/The Biblical Apocalypse

A batshit crazy film involving Nostradamus who is a present-day cop, a time travelling assassin trying to bring about the Biblical Apocalypse at The Millennium, plus alternate timelines and a psychic FBI agent

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Rejuvenation Formula Comedy

Sequel to the Eddie Murphy remake of The Nutty Professor. That film’s tour-de-force was a scene with Murphy playing all the members of his family. Here the family have been brought to the fore. Murphy’s performance and the effects are expectedly great but the plot is all over the place

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Depression-Era Version of The Odyssey

The Coen Brothers hilariously adapt The Odyssey into the Depression Era with George Clooney leading a trio of escaped convicts as he tries to return to his wife

Otesanek (2000)

Otesanek (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Wooden Log-Baby Monster/Gonzo Surrealism

Hilarious Jan Svankmajer film about a mother who decides to treat a log as a child. Full of blackly funny humour before transforming into a macabre monster movie

The Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

The Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Phantom in the Multiplex/Kid's Caper Movie

A Disney Channel film, this has the amusing idea of translating The Phantom of the Opera to a modern multiplex and telling it as a children’s story

Possessed (2000)

Possessed (2000) poster
Rating: ½
The "True Story" That Inspired The Exorcist

Steven E. de Souza directs a film that supposedly tells the true story that inspired The Exorcist but in practice is just another excuse to trot out the possession and exorcism cliches

Quills (2000)

Quills (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Marquis de Sade Story

Philip Kaufman conducts a biopic of the Marquis de Sade (played by a manic Geoffrey Rush) and how he continued to publish despite being confined to an asylum. This then becomes a debate about modern censorship

Radio Free Steve (2000)

Radio Free Steve (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Post Holocaust

Wacky offbeat film about a group that set out across post-apocalyptic terrain in search of a pirate radio signal

Ring 0: Birthdays (2000)

Ring 0: Birthdays (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting/Psychic Powers/Japanese Ghost Story

The third of the Japanese Ringu/Ring films. A new director means a different approach but what also becomes apparent is that the original was never intended as a series and the attempts to further draw it out result in a confusing mishmash of ideas

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Babies

The second entry in the ultra-annoying animated franchise spun off from the animated tv series that only seems to centre around poo and pee jokes, this is marginally more enjoyable than the first film

Scream 3 (2000)

Scream 3 (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Sequel Parody/Deconstruction

By the time of this third film and the departure of screenwriter Kevin Williamson, creativity in the Scream series seems to be flagging even though this has critic-proofed itself by calling itself a parody of a sequel

Seance (2000)

Seance (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Medium/Kidnap Thriller

Japan’s Kiyoshi Kurosawa conducts a remake of the British thriller Seance on a Wet Afternoon. Where the original was a mundane film that depicted a kidnap scheme involving a fake medium, Kurosawa builds this out as an actual ghost story

Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

Shadow of the Vampire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Making Nosferatu with a Real Vampire

This comes with the clever and uniquely original premise that asks what would happen if during the making of the 1922 Nosferatu actor Max Schreck turned out to be a real vampire

Sole Survivor (2000)

Sole Survivor (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Plane Crash/Psychic Powers/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

Dean R. Koontz adapted mini-series about plane crash survivors and psychic powers that comes with a series of wild twists that the script fails to offer adequate explanation for

Songs from the Second Floor (2000)

Songs from the Second Floor (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Surreal Vignettes

From Swedish director Roy Andersson, a series of plotless, surreal vignettes pitched with black humour

Spiders (2000)

Spiders (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Spiders

In a whole bunch of ways this – plausibility being a big one of them – is a bad film. On the other hand, it does boast an entertaining array of giant spiders all emerged from a space shuttle crash

The St. Francisville Experiment (2000)

The St. Francisville Experiment (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted House/Found Footage

A blatant copy of The Blair Witch Project with a group of people armed with video cameras investigating a haunted house

Supernova (2000)

Supernova (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Spaceship Rescues Mutated Killer

The celebrated Walter Hill directs an Alien-inspired film about a mutated killer loose on a spaceship. This was a problem-ridden production that pans out far less interestingly than it promises to be

Thomas in Love (2000)

Thomas in Love (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Virtual Relationships

Belgian film shot in the first person about an extreme agoraphobic who seeks to cultivate relationships with other people online

Tribulation (2000)

Tribulation (2000) poster
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Christian End Times/Anti-Christ Dystopia

The third in a series of Biblical End Times films withGary Busey as a decent cop who wakes up in a future ruled by the Anti-Christ. The heavy-handed slinging of Bible verses makes this hard-going for anyone who is not a believer, while the conspiratorial tone frequently verges on nuttiness

Uzumaki (2000)

Uzumaki (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spiral Obsession and Mutations/Japanese Horror Film

Surreal Japanese horror film in which the world is taken over by spiral patterns. A strange and trippy film.

Vampire Vermont (2000)

Rating: ★★
Vampire Comes to Visit

Low-budget video release about a group of people holed up in a house preyed on by a vampire. Passable but never amounts to much

Voodoo Academy (2000)

Voodoo Academy (2000) poster
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Voodoo Rites in a College Dorm

Completely ridiculous David DeCoteau film about voodoo rites in a boys boarding school that gets hijacked by DeCoteau’s typical homo-erotic predilections

What Lies Beneath (2000)

What Lies Beneath (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Ghost Story

Robert Zemeckis takes on the ghost story with uncommon effectiveness. While this is average on a story level, Zemeckis’s directorial approach pushes it to the unnervingly spooky, with the last fifteen minutes being one of the most suspense-filled sequences in recent memory

What Planet Are You From? (2000)

What Planet Are You From? (2000) poster
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Alien Visitor Comedy

A sex-changed version of My Stepmother is an Alien in which Garry Shandling is an alien come to Earth to breed with a woman. Despite being directed by Mike Nichols this is as lame as it sounds and stumbles through tired routines that were not even funny the first time around

What Women Want (2000)

What Women Want (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Can Read Womens' Minds/Romantic Comedy

Amiable romantic comedy in which Mel Gibson comes round after an accident in the shower to find he now has the ability to read women’s thoughts.

With a Friend Like Harry (2000)

With a Friend Like Harry (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sinister Houseguest

French psycho-thriller where Sergi Lopez gives an unnervingly charming performance as a psychopathic schoolfriend who inserts himself into Laurent Lucas’s life

X-Men (2000)

X-Men (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Bryan Singer’s dynamic and exciting adaptation of the Marvel Comic title fairly much kicked off the massive fad for Marvel superheroes in the 00s/10s. This was also the film that mad Hugh Jackman into an international superstar.