Action Replayy (2010)

Action Replayy (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Bollywood Version of Back to the Future

Bollywood film that is a blatant copy of Back to the Future with the young hero going back in time to prevent his parents from divorcing. Lame comedy routines but some extremely colourful song and dance numbers

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer (2010)

Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer (2010) poster
Rating: ½
Children's Fantasy Adventure

A children’s fantasy adventure that never strays beyond the environs of an American high school and comes with the lowbrow slapstick, excruciating comic caricatures and incredibly bad effects

Alice in Murderland (2010)

Alice in Murderland (2010) poster
Rating:
Alice in Wonderland Slasher Film

This came out the same time as Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. The idea of Alice twisted into a horror film holds an irresistible appeal but this is an amateurish mess than squanders its potential

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation/Epic Adventure

Tim Burton takes on Lewis Carroll but Carroll gets lost beneath Burton doing his usual quirky eccentric thing and a plot that seems to want to turn Alice’s adventures into a modern epic fantasy

Altitude (2010)

Altitude (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Monster on a Plane

Essentially a feature version of The Twilight Zone‘s classic Nightmare at 20,000 Feet episode, this generates some remarkable tension with a group trapped in mid-air in a small plane before a lame twist ending

Amphibious 3D (2010)

Amphibious 3D (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Sea Monster

A film from genre regular Brian Yuzna that takes place in Indonesia with people at siege on a fishing platform as it comes under attack by a sea monster. One of the films made in the 3D process following the huge success of Avatar

And Soon the Darkness (2010)

And Soon the Darkness (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Stalked Tourists Psycho-Thriller

Another pointless 1970s remake, in this case of the little-known British psycho-thriller about two tourists stalked in the French countryside (now transplanted to Argentina) with ho-hum results

Arrietty (2010)

Arrietty (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Miniature People Adventures

Studio Ghibli tackle Mary Norton’s classic books about a miniature family that live inside the walls of a house. Norton’s essential Englishness translates surprisingly well to anime and the results are quite magical

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
Rating:
Miniature Magical World

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Atrocious (2010)

Atrocious (2010) poster
Rating:
Found Footage/Possibly Haunted Woods

Spanish Found Footage film about the investigation of a haunted woods during which almost nothing happens, before a left-field twist ending that makes little sense

AVN (2010)

AVN (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ninjas Fight Alien Creatures

Japanese film that true to its title offers pits ninja against alien creatures. The film plants tongue considerably in cheek as it offers up a series of wildly fantastique action scenes and creature effects

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

One of the best of the animated Batman films, telling the story of the overlooked Robin Jason Todd and his resurrection as the villain Red Hood, a film that has an adult tone and comes with immensely exciting action scenes

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) poster
Rating:
Sinister Institute/Mysterious Experiments

A homage to 1970s SF cinema, full of trippy journeys through transcendental space and white antisceptic corridors. In aiming for this look, the film also forgot a small thing like a plot or coherent explanation of what is happening

Big Tits Zombie (2010)

Big Tits Zombie (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Gonzo Japanese Zombie Film

Strippers and zombies Japanese style. An entry into the Gonzo Japanese Splatter film fad. Cheaply made, with surprisingly little nudity and a whole lot of tongue-in-cheek splatter

Black Death (2010)

Black Death (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mediaeval Journey to a Village of Witches

Powerful film from Christopher Smith set during the Middle Ages about a group on a journey to a village where a priestess can purportedly raise the dead. The film’s skewering of faith in an unforgettable ending is stunning

Bleading Lady (2010)

Bleading Lady (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Slasher on a Horror Movie Set

Ryan Nicholson makes an amusing slasher film that takes place on a horror movie set where the set driver is a fan of the scream queen star and decides to start eliminating people to start making the film go his way

The Book of Eli (2010)

The Book of Eli (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

Denzel Washington as an enigmatic Man With No Name wandering the post-holocaust apocalyptic landscape. This follows the cliches of the genre before it bizarrely morphs into a Biblical allegory partway through

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010)

The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Werewolf/Children's Film

Entirely unrelated to the forgettable 1973 film, this is a children’s film for the Nickelodeon Channel. Merely adequate but no more. Brooke Shields seems to be having the time of her life vamping it up with Bela Lugosi accent

Burke & Hare (2010)

Burke & Hare (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
19th Century Grave Robbers/Comedy

Lavishly produced, reasonably historically authentic retelling of the story of the grave robbers from John Landis, which also becomes a wasted opportunity that turns the story into a comedy where the title characters are just two likeable schmucks

Burning Bright (2010)

Burning Bright (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Trapped Inside a House with a Tiger

Film about a girl and her autistic brother trapped inside a house with a tiger, this proves an unexpectedly really good. It avoids the cliches of the Animals Amok genre and derives superb hair-raising tension from the set-up

The Butcher, The Chef and the Swordsman (2010)

The Butcher, The Chef and the Swordsman (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Chinese Swordsmen Fantasy

Pitched as another Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, this has multiple stories, a cluttered look and a bizarreness that comes out more like a Wu Xia version of Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Talking Animal Spy Capers

Cats & Dogs was amiable but this sequel struggles against the irritatingly cutsie elements that have come to dominate this mini-genre of live-action talking animals films

Chain Letter (2010)

Chain Letter (2010) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film/Anti-Technology Cult

Ridiculous film that seems to want to say something about modern technological interconnectivity but has simply grafted it onto a slasher formula. while being bsurdly ill-informed about its subject

Charlie St. Cloud (2010)

Charlie St. Cloud (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenager Can See the Dead

A banal Zac Efron starring attempt to rewrite The Sixth Sense for the mopily sensitive teenage Gothic Chick Lit audience weaned on Twilight with Efron as a cemetery groundskeeper who talks to the dead

Chatroom (2010)

Chatroom (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psychological Games on the Internet

English-language film from Ring director Hideo Nakata that finds a vibrant means to depict internet communication in a thriller about people meeting on a chatroom being wound into a series of psychological games

The Child’s Eye (2010)

The Child's Eye (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted Hotel

The Pang Brothers were for a time some the best directors in the horror genre. This is one of their slighter efforts, a misguided venture into 3D. Seen flat, it still holds an undeniable amount of the eerie atmosphere they specialise in

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Another lacklustre entry in the banal Lord of the Rings Lite franchise from C.S. Lewis’s books, a plodding run of the mill fantasy adventure for the most part. The mediocre reception killed off interest in the series

Cinderella Moon (2010)

Cinderella Moon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Chinese Version of Cinderella

This claims to adapt a Chinese fairytale that was the basis for Cinderella. Nicely made but what you get is a cultural portrait with occasional Magical Realist elements more than anything like the traditional fairytale

Cold Fish (2010)

Cold Fish (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Serial Killer Black Comedy

From cult director Shion Sono, a typically bizarre and gore-drenched Japanese black comedy about tropical fish salesmen, serial killings and the reclamation of traditional male pride

Cowboys vs Vampires (2010)

Cowboys vs Vampires (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampires Haunt a Western Recreation Town

A horror movie set around a modern day Western recreation town that was quickly retitled on the tail of Cowboys vs Aliens. It’s debatable though whether it does actually feature any vampires

The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s underrated classic gets a makeover amid the 00/10s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Alas, Romero’s modest classic about a madness-inducing biospill has a big-budget thrown to emerge as just another zombie film

Dark Island (2010)

Dark Island (2010) poster
Rating:
Mysterious Island/Toxic Cloud Amok

This feels like a mockbuster thrown together to exploit the popularity of the tv series Lost concerning an island haunted by a sinister cloud of smoke. The scenario quickly collapses into absurdity.

Dark Metropolis (2010)

Dark Metropolis (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Dystopia of Genetically Engineered Superhumans

a low-budget SF film set in an underground world ruled by a caste of genetically engineered people concerning who now face rebellion from among the lower classes

The Dead (2010)

The Dead (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Zombies Overrun Africa

A zombie film that stands out from shuffling horde by dint of the fact that it takes place in Africa and is a survival horror work that takes itself seriously rather than tongue-in-cheek. Low key but achieves some often haunted effect

Dear Mr. Gacy (2010)

Dear Mr. Gacy (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
True Story/College Student Befriends Serial Killer

Fascinating true story about a college student who struck up a correspondence with serial killer John Wayne Gacy and fashioned himself according to Gacy’s victim profile so as to get closer to him

Death and Cremation (2010)

Death and Cremation (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Psycho Killer and His Apprentice

Low-budget film about a killer and his teenage apprentice. The film benefits from a well-seasoned Brad Dourif and Jeremy Sumpter, the grown-up Peter Pan, who gives a fine brooding performance

Death Race 2 (2010)

Death Race 2 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

The first of three sequels (actually a prequel) to Paul W.S. Anderson’s Death Race, this gives the origins of Frankenstein and the Death Race. This rehashes much of the first film as generic direct-to-dvd fodder

Defcon 2012 (2010)

Defcon 2012 (2010) poster
Rating:
After an Alien Invasion/Mayan End of the World

Amateur low-budget production about mysterious happenings in the aftermath of an alien invasion. This has many ideas but none of them much coalesce into a plot

Despicable Me (2010)

Despicable Me (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

An animated effort about a mad scientist and three orphans. One entered this with zero expectation only for it to unexpectedly emerge as a side-splitting and completely charming pleasure

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (2010)

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Tsui Hark returns to form in this lush Chinese-backed historical drama where his wildly fantastical martial arts combine with the story of the true-life detective De Renjie/Detective Dee

The Diamonds of Metro Valley (2010)

The Diamonds of Metro Valley (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Crime Film/Giant Toy Robot Amok

Crime film that takes place amid cardboard sets and toy robots. A puzzlingly surreal effort that seems more suited to an MTV clip for an indie band than a full-length film

Dinoshark (2010)

Dinoshark (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Prehistoric Killer Shark

One of the earliest entries in the gonzo killer shark fad, predating Sharknado even. This comes produced by Roger Corman and concerns a prehistoric shark that is revived

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010)

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Alternate Timeline/Reality-Bending Teenager

Extraordinary anime where the members of an after school club secretly harbour great powers. From there, this expands out with reality-bending scope

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010)

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Supernatural Private Investigator

US film adaptation of a cult Italian comic-book about a private eye who investigates the supernatural, this comes out like a weak episode of tv’s Angel where a potential worthwhile idea descends to lame humour

Eclipse (2010)

Eclipse (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Twilight Sequel/Vampire Romance

The third of the Twilight films. This extrudes the dramatic irresolution of the last film’s cliffhanger – should Bella marry Edward or does she really love Jacob? – with over-padded momentousness

Edge of Darkness (2010)

Edge of Darkness (2010) poster
Rating:
Nuclear Conspiracy Thriller/TV Series Remake

A film remake of one of the great tv series of the 1980s. A complete betrayal by the original’s director Martin Campbell that strips all the politics and simply makes it into a Mel Gibson revenge film

The End of the Animal (2010)

The End of the Animal (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mysterious Catastrophe/Godlike Stranger

Fascinating no-budget South Korean film about a mysterious catastrophe and an even more mysterious godlike stranger who appears in its aftermath. Enigma like the best of Andrei Tarkovsky

Endhiran (2010)

Endhiran (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Bollywood Android Self-Awareness/Amok Film

A rare Bollywood venture into science-fiction – a completely madcap android intelligence/amok film that features some wildly imaginative action scenes, all set amid typical Bollywood song and dance/romance numbers

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Writer's Fantastical Adventures

Luc Besson adapts a French comic-book – sort of a female version of Tintin – with uneven but generally amiable regard. The result is somewhere between an Indiana Jones adventure and the quirkness of an Amelie

The Family Complete (2010)

The Family Complete (2010) poster
Rating:
Gay Incest Virus

Controversial Japanese film about a virus that causes members of a family to engage in gay incest. This is perhaps the dullest taboo-breaking film I have ever sat through

The Fantastic Water Babes (2010)

The Fantastic Water Babes (2010) poster
Rating:
Hong Kong Romantic Comedy

Hong Kong cinema specialises in a type of frenetic, high-energy slapstick. This – a romance set around a swimming competition in which the girl thinks she has been blessed by a water god – is not one of the more inspired

The Final Storm (2010)

The Final Storm (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Stranger/Possible Biblical End of the World

Uwe Boll seems to be improving. Here he has abandoned action for a character-driven drama about the appearance of an ambiguous stranger heralding the Biblical end of the world

The First Men in the Moon (2010)

The First Men in the Moon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Victorian Lunar Expedition/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Very nicely produced BBC retelling of the H.G. Wells novel that conducts an extremely faithful adaptation of the story and captures a perfect period sense of wonder

The Frankenstein Syndrome (2010)

The Frankenstein Syndrome (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Modernised Frankenstein Film

The greatly underrated Sean Tretta makes a Frankenstein film – a modernised one that place in a research laboratory where the monster is resurrected with expanded mental abilities

Freeway Killer (2010)

Freeway Killer (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
True-Life Serial Killer

A low-budget entry in the 2000s fad for true-life serial killer films. This is based on William Bonin who around the L.A. freeways in a van and abducted and killed young men

Frozen (2010)

Frozen (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Trapped on a Ski Chairlift

Not to be confused with the Disney animated film, this is a harrowing survival drama from Adam Green about three characters trapped in mid-air on a ski chairlift

Furry Vengeance (2010)

Furry Vengeance (2010) poster
Rating:
Animals Amok Comedy

Excruciating CGI cute animals film where animals gang up to stop Brendan Fraser redeveloping their forest. Essentially a 1970s Nature’s Revenge film by way of the slapstick family-friendly violence of Home Alone

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010)

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gods in a Burned-Out Future

An ‘illustrated film’ – essentially comic-book panels with voiceover narration. The story about gods inhabiting a burned-out future is far more ambitious than can be crammed into the film

Going Postal (2010)

Going Postal (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Terry Pratchett Adaptation

A disappointing tv mini-series adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novel, which has been (largely) played as a straight adventure with the usual Pratchett comedy taking a backseat

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010)

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Revenge Film

Another in the spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. A cartoony OTT vigilante film with a Gothic schoolgirl avenger, featuring ridiculous action and splatter set-pieces

Griff the Invisible (2010)

Griff the Invisible (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Believes He is a Superhero

An Australian entry in the spate of superheroes with no powers films a la the likes of Kick-Ass, Defendor and Super. This plays out as a quirky but never particularly funny romantic comedy

The Hair of the Beast (2010)

The Hair of the Beast (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Werewolf Film

Quebecois (French-speaking Canadian) historical werewolf film. The plot proves entertaining in its whisplash reversals, although the film’s provision of a werewolf falls down amid some ratty CGI effects

Half Moon (2010)

Half Moon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Prostitute Meets a Possible Werewolf

Adult actress Tori Black plays a straight role as a hooker who goes to a meet with a client in a motel room where claims that he is a werewolf

Halo Legends (2010)

Halo Legends (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Compilation of Anime Shorts/Videogame Adaptation/Space War

A compilation of shorts from anime directors set in the Halo videogame universe. The first two episodes have a breathtaking scale but the others are bitsy stories but nothing standout

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

The penultimate chapter in the Harry Potter series surprisingly strips out most of the effects and is much slower, more character driven, while moving the saga towards an epic conclusion

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film Homage

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Haunted Changi (2010)

Haunted Changi (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted Singaporean Hospital/Found Footage

A Singaporean entry in the Found Footage genre with a camera crew searching a supposedly haunted abandoned hospital. Constant hyped build-up without much payoff

Helldriver (2010)

Helldriver (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Zombie Splatter

A mind-bogglingly wacky entry in the gonzo Japanese splatter film featuring a crazed bloodbath as Japan is overrun by zombies. This goes frequently nuts featuring vehicles and plans made up of zombie bodies

Hisss (2010)

Hisss (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Snake Goddess Takes Human Form

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer is a much better director than she is given recognition for. She disowned this work about a snake goddess taken on human form nevertheless creates a film that is equal parts lushly sensual and madcap lunacy

A Horrible Way to Die (2010)

A Horrible Way to Die (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Serial Killer

Adam Wingard has been a director on the rise in the last few years, although his films often feel as though they could have been more than they are. This mumblecore serial killer film is his most satisfying and fully achieved work so far

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

How to Train Your Dragon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Boy Befriends Dragon

Popular animated adaptation of a children’s book. This hits all the right story arcs and in sufficiently likeable measure to work amiably. Two sequels and a live-action remake followed.

Hunter Prey (2010)

Hunter Prey (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Human-Alien Enemies in Pursuit Across a Desert Planet

An SF film with minimal resources – just two characters in a desert – that deliver a modest variant on the Enemy Mine scenario about an alien and human enemy stranded on a planet

I Saw the Devil (2010)

I Saw the Devil (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Revenge Film

Overrated South Korean revenge thriller about a detective obsessively pursuing a serial killer that has a mild level of ultra-violence going for it but otherwise fails to grip or dig into a psychological darkness

Incite Mill (2010)

Incite Mill (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Reality TV Elimination Game

Hideo Nakata, director of Ring, offers his take on reality tv shows – where contestants are locked up Big Brother-style and encouraged to kill one another. The film comes with much homage to classic murder mysteries

Insidious (2010)

Insidious (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunting/Astral Projection

On a pure plot level, this is largely a generic haunted house story but director James Wan creates an eerie atmosphere and manages to undeniably jangle the audience’s nerves on a number of occasions

Iron Doors (2010)

Iron Doors (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Imprisonment Thriller/Labyrinth Film

A modest German-made film not dissimilar to Cube in which a man wakes up inside a labyrinth of locked rooms and must find a means of escape