ABCs of Death 2 (2014)

ABCs of Death 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Horror Anthology

Sequel to the hit multi-director anthology has a less high-profile line-up of directors, nor hits the astonishingly perverse heights of its predecessor. As always some entries never do much but the film finds its stride in the last few episodes

Age of Tomorrow (2014)

Age of Tomorrow (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
The Asylum Mockbuster/Alien Invasion

The Asylum’s mockbuster answer to the Tom Cruise film Edge of Tomorrow, which has very little to do with it other than both featuring an alien invasion. A film created with more ambition than budget to convey it

Alleluia (2014)

Alleluia (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modernised Retelling of the Martha Beck-Raymond Fernandez Killings

The story of the true-life killers Martha Beck and Raymond Fernandez, most famously adapted into The Honeymoon Killers, gets a retelling from Fabrice du Welz with a modern updating

Altergeist (2014)

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Ghost Hunters Investigate Haunted Winery

Film about ghosthunters investigating a reputedly haunted California winery. The scares are about as generic and forgettable as they come, although the end takes a very strange left field turn

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

One of the best among the modern Marvel Comics screen adaptations. All involved are at the absolute peak of their game and the balance of superheroic action, humour and tragedy makes you cheer at how well they get it right

Android Cop (2014)

Android Cop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cop and Android Partner/The Asylum Mockbuster

An Asylum mockbuster intended to come out at the same time as the RoboCop remake. Okay low-budget action and use of Cyberpunk tropes where the film’s saving grace is a sense of humour

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) poster
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Videogame Reviewer's Quest/Deliberately Bad Film

A film spun out around a YouTube channel of videogame reviews. This sinks down into unfunny fannish in-joking, while the attempts to be a mock bad movie only seem silliness for its own sake

The Appearing (2014)

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Haunted House/Possession

This starts out as a haunted house film then veers off to become a possession story. A tepid effort filled with by-the-numbers jumps that bites off a far more ambitious twist ending than it is capable of adequately delivering

Appleseed Alpha (2014)

Appleseed Alpha (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Post-Holocaust Cyborg Action

Shinji Aramaki returns to the Appleseed franchise for a third time with this prequel. Though it abandons the Cyberpunk milieu, Aramaki crafts action scenes with a stunning realism

Army of Frankensteins (2014)

Army of Frankensteins (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Monster Time Travels Back to the Civil War

This comes with an insane mash-ups of ideas – modern day Frankenstein monster is thrown back in time to the Civil War (in a process that also creates multiple copies) and ends up fighting on the Northern side

As Above So Below (2014)

As Above, So Below (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Gateway to Hell

The Brothers Dowdle made the standout The Poughkeepsie Tapes but this is a sub-Da Vinci Code archaeological mystery that is little more than a Halloween haunted house attraction in the Paris catacombs

Ascension (2014)

Ascension (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Generation Ship

Fascinating tv mini-series set around the notion of a generation ship – the show explores the scenario in interesting ways then proceeds to put some wild spins on what we think is happening

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Character

The best among the films made from the Asterix comics. This delivers the characters and the visual humour the way they should be, plus leaves the sly satiric wit of the originals intact with side-splitting results

At the Devil’s Door (2014)

At the Devil's Door (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Diabolic Pacts and Impregnation

The second film from The Pact director Nicholas McCarthy. What is happening is kept deliberately vague and elliptical – as you are trying to piece everything together, McCarthy manages to pull some incredibly eerie jolts

Automata (2014)

Automata (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Robots Develop Artificial Intelligence

This Blade Runner-influenced work about robots that develop artificial intelligence is exceptional, featuring a particularly captivating last half with Antonio Banderas journeying with strangely alive robots

The Babadook (2014)

The Babadook (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Childhood Boogeyman

A film about childhood boogeymen that takes place as a work of psychological horrors, where everything could be happening in the imagination of a stressed mother’s collapsing mental state. An extraordinarily assured directorial debut

Bad Johnson (2014)

Bad Johnson (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Man’s Penis Gains a Life of Its Own Comedy

Sometimes you shake your head and wonder how a film got greenlit. In this case, we have a comedy where Cam Gigandet’s penis gains a separate life of its own, resulting in a Jekyll/Hyde film of sorts

Bang Bang Baby (2014)

Bang Bang Baby (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mock 1950s Rock'n'Roll Film/Bizarre Mutations

A genre-melding oddity that starts as an earnest recreation of a 1950s rock‘n’roll movie, before introducing a series of bizarre mutations and some fascinating mid-film twists

Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)

Batman Assault on Arkham (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain Team-Up/Animation

This is more of a Suicide Squad than a Batman film. Based on the popular Arkham videogames, this a Justice League-type adventure but with super-villains where the emphasis is on dark humor and gleeful mayhem

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

Berkshire County (2014)

Berkshire County (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Home Invasion Thriller/Babysitter Stalked

Canadian film about a babysitter being stalked by masked home invaders on Halloween night. Capably put together and generates an okay tension but this still seems to be recycling over-familiar genre tropes

Big Driver (2014)

Big Driver (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Rape and Revenge

Stephen King’s version of I Spit on Your Grave. What kills the film is the plot device that involves the heroine having imaginary conversations with dead bodies and her GPS

Big Hero 6 (2014)

Big Hero 6 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disney Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero Team

Disney animation and Marvel Comics come together; Marvel loses and most of the comic-book is tossed out the window and this becomes a simple story about a boy and his robot story before settling into familiar sueprheroics

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014)

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Space War Parody

Harry Harrison’s Bill the Galactic Hero is hands down the funniest science-fiction book of all time; it is painful watching it rendered in the hands of Alex Cox who has only the budget and resources of an amateur film

Birth (2004)

Birth (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Boy Claims to be Reincarnated Husband

Beautifully made and exquisitely directed film with Nicole Kidman as a widow who meets a ten-year-old boy who claims to be the reincarnation of her late husband

Black Mountain Side (2014)

Black Mountain Side (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Deadly Infection Unearthed at an Archaeological Dig

Another copy of The Thing where a team of archaeologists in the frozen north unearth an object being 20,000 years old from a barrow that proceed to affect the team and cause mass insanity

The Black Rider: Revelation Road (2014)

The Black Rider: Revelation Road (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Film in the Aftermath of The Rapture

The third Revelation Road film, this offers the bizarre novelty of a faith-based Mad Max copy with divinely inspired action hero David A.R. White cruising the post-apocalyptic wastelands in the aftermath of The Rapture

Black Water Vampire (2014)

Black Water Vampire (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Vampire Film

A Found Footage vampire film. This only follows where The Blair Witch Project went before, while the long build-up to the revelation of its creature proves a damp fizzle

Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys (2014)

Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animals Amok

From The Asylum, the same company behind Sharknado. The major surprise is that this is a monster movie that doesn’t place tongue-in-cheek and aim as absurdly as possible. Average in all regards

Bloody Knuckles (2014)

Bloody Knuckles (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disembodied Hand/Bad Taste Comedy

Canadian horror comedy that feels like a warmed-over rehash of Oliver Stone’s The Hand. A film made in wilful bad taste that feels like it came along twenty years too late for the mid-80s heyday of Troma

The Book of Life (2014)

The Book of Life (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Mexican Day of the Dead

An animated film produced by Guillermo Del Toro that draws on his Mexican heritage and Day of the Dead mythology. An amazingly colourful and happy film with one of the most unique design schemes ever

The BoxTrolls (2014)

The BoxTrolls (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cuddly Trolls/Stop-Motion Animation

From Laika, a stop-motion animated work about misunderstood creatures who wear boxes as shells and are perceived as monsters by polite society. An enormous degree of creativity has gone into this

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Action/Walled-Off Ghetto

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

Burying the Ex (2014)

Burying the Ex (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Ex-Girlfriend Comedy

Joe Dante makes a zombie comedy. Dante is in his element and the film overspills with classic horror references but Dante feels like he is playing slow catch up with what the zombie genre has become

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Deadly Infection

Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever had a surefire premise – a series of gory meltdowns with tongue planted in cheek. It is a puzzle then why two sequels, despite reasonable directors at the wheel, have managed to completely miss these basics

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

The Calling (2014)

The Calling (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Thriller

Modest serial killer thriller – imagine one of the numerous Silence of the Lambs copies crossbred with Fargo. The film’s quiet pace soon segues into an absorbing thriller plot, while Christopher Heyerdahl gives a fine performance as the killer

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Captain America’s second solo outing feels more like a Mission: Impossible film or an episode of 24 than a superhero film. Lots of Marvel continuity and fanservice and you are taken aback at how political it is prepared to be

Clown (2014)

Clown (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possession by a Clown Costume

The first film from Jon Watts, director of the Tom Holland Spider-Man films, and produced by Eli Roth, about a clown costume that possesses the wearer. You have to admire the film for the ballsiness with which it was made

The Cobbler (2014)

The Cobbler (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Cobbler Turns Into the Person Whose Shoes He Puts On

Adam Sandler does more acting than usual in the story of a shoemaker who transforms into the wearer whenever he puts on a pair of shoes. A throwaway premise that attracts a surprisingly high-profile cast

Come Back to Me (2014)

Come Back to Me (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Creepy Neighbour With Resurrection Abilities

At the outset, this seems to be either a routine stalker or a clairvoyance film. On the other hand, it is driven by an undeniable WTF component and definitely arrives at bizarrely left field explanation

Comet (2014)

Comet (2014) poster
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Relationship Drama in a Parallel Universe

From Mr Robot creator Sam Esmail, this is supposedly set in a parallel universe but is merely a relationship drama that quickly disappears into a puff of its own cutely ironic, self-admiring dialogue

Cooties (2014)

Cooties (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Zombie Schoolchildren Comedy

A very funny film about a horde of zombie schoolchildren. Co-written by Saw‘s Leigh Whannell, this has a great deal of fun deflating zombie cliches and is wittily on the ball in its characterisations of the teachers

Creep (2014)

Creep (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Over-Friendly Stalker

An improvisational project shot between actor Mark Duplass and friend Patrick Brice, a two person handheld-shot film where videographer Brice is hired by an over-friendly Duplass who becomes increasingly disturbed

The Creep Behind the Camera (2014)

The Creep Behind the Camera (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Making of The Creeping Terror/Director Biopic

In the same vein as Ed Wood, a biopic of Art Nelson, director of the bad movie classic The Creeping Terror. Where Wood was an inept innocent, Nelson was a conman and pathological liar, which makes his story wilder

Crystal Skulls (2014)

Crystal Skulls (2014) poster
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Alien Artefacts/Disaster Movie

Syfy Channel film that mashes the disaster movie together with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The result is peculiarly unsatisfying either as disaster movie or the tomb raiding adventure we expect

Dark House (2014)

Dark House (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
House of Evil/Backwoods Deviltry

The underrated Victor Salva, director of Jeepers Creepers, takes on the deviltry and occult film where with his ability to conjure eerie jumps and outlandish images produces something original and out of this world

Dark Star: H.R. Giger’s World (2014)

Dark Star: H.R. Giger’s World (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.R. Giger Documentary

Documentary about H.R. Giger, most famous as the creator of the alien in Alien but has also created an extraordinary body of darkly beautiful art, even if we never gain much insight into who Giger was

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of the Apes Prequel

The Planet of the Apes series excels itself and stages a massively exciting inter-species war. The CGI/mocap apes come with an extraordinary range of nuance – quite whether it is performance or animation is up for debate but the results are outstanding

The Dead 2: India (2014)

The Dead 2: India (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombies Overrun India

The Dead was one of the better modern zombie films, depicting the African continent as it succumbed to the zombie apocalypse. This offers nearly the same story but moves the locale to India

Deliver Us From Evil (2014)

Deliver Us From Evil (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Possession and Exorcism/"True Story"

Scott Derrickson’s supposed true-life account of a NYPD cop turned exorcist rehashes every hackneyed possession cliche the horror genre has, yet there comes a point where the film attains an odd conviction

Devil’s Due (2014)

Devil's Due (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Satanic Impregnation

A Found Footage film that seeks to overhaul the Satanic impregnation film a la Rosemary’s Baby. Both the Found Footage and the Satanic impregnation genres feel well-mined by now and this fails to offer anything new

Digging Up the Marrow (2014)

Digging Up the Marrow (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/In Search of a Secret World of Monsters

Adam Green, director of the Hatchet films, makes a Found Footage film about the search for an underground world of monsters. The monsters, when seen, are quite imaginative

Divergent (2014)

Divergent (2014) poster
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Young Adult Dystopian Future

Designed as a copycat of The Hunger Games, this Young Adult film as a modest hit. The premise is fundamentally implausible as human psychology – and when there’s no basic credibility, you cease to care about the contrived dramatics

Doc of the Dead (2014)

Doc of the Dead (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Fandom Documentary

Documentary about the popularity of zombie films, this covers the history of the genre in reasonable depth, even examines the historical origins and provides an amusing glimpse into the zombie’s pervasion of popular culture

Dracula Untold (2014)

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Dracula Origin Story

Dracula gets an origin story for Universal’s Famous Monsters shared universe. Vlad the Impaler, one of the great tyrants of history, gets rewritten as an honourable warrior and decent family man

Earthrise (2014)

Earthrise (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Hallucinations Aboard a Space Expedition

Low-budget SF film about a space expedition from Mars to Earth where before you can say Solaris the crew start to experience hallucinations of their loved ones. Sort of The Crazies in space

Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

Edge of Tomorrow (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Man Forced to Repeat the Same Day Over/Alien Invasion

The rarity of a summer blockbuster with smarts – think Groundhog Day reworked by way of Battle Los Angeles. The timeloop idea is dealt with in clever ways making for an action film driven by an original sf story

Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014)

Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cannon Films Documentary

Absolutely fascinating documentary about Golan and Globus, the producers of a great deal of action, ninja, Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson films in the 1980s, plus many genre works, under the Cannon Films banner

Eliza Graves (2014)

Eliza Graves (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Victorian Asylum Taken Over by the Inmates

Brad Anderson adapts an Edgar Allan Poe story about an asylum where the inmates are posing as the staff. This is lush period piece with an amazing cast line-up – the only surprise is that it did no box-office

Exists (2014)

Exists (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage Bigfoot Film

Eduardo Sanchez, the co-director of The Blair Witch Project, makes a Found Footage Bigfoot film. He makes a solid entry but not one substantially different to the last 238 Found Footage films

Extraterrestrial (2014)

Extraterrestrial (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Attack in the Backwoods

Group of twentysomethings go to a cabin in the woods, are abducted and attacked by E.T.s. I wanted to like this but there is something generic and interchangeable about everything that is happening

Field of Dogs (2014)

Field of Dogs (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Surrealistic Visions

From Lech Majewski, the Polish director of The Mill and the Cross, comes this supposed modern version of Dante’s The Divine Comedy. Alas, the film never amounts to anything more than a series of almost entirely plotless surrealist visions

Filmed in Supermarionation (2014)

Filmed in Supermarionation (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gerry Anderson Documentary

A documentary about Gerry Anderson and the making of his various puppet tv shows, the most famous of which was Thunderbirds. Each show is covered in depth and surviving personnel interviewed

Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (2014)

Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (2014) poster
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James Bond Creator Biopic

TV mini-series biopic of James Bond creator Ian Fleming that substantially embellishes details of Fleming’s biography to create its own story. Dominic Cooper is absurdly miscast as Fleming, playing the part with a boyish smirk

Freefall (2014)

Freefall (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Surrealist Vignettes

György Pálfi, the Hungarian director of the wonderfully twisted Taxidermia, returns with a series of Buñuel-esque vignettes that sometimes hit a darkly absurdist note

From the Dark (2014)

From the Dark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Creatures That Lurk in the Dark

A horror film stripped to the basics – just two characters at siege in a farmhouse from creatures that lurk in the dark – not even any explanation of what the creatures are

Future Shock! The Story of 2000AD (2014)

Future Shock! The Story of 2000AD (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Documentary About 2000AD Comic-Book

A documentary about 2000AD, a weekly British comic-book that gave birth to Judge Dredd and featured some of the earliest works from names like Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, among others

Ghost in the Shell: Arise (2013-2014)

Ghost in the Shell: Arise (2013-2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cyberpunk Anime

Reboot of the Ghost in the Shell series in a quartet of prequel stories. This funnels the essence of Cyberpunk superbly, creating a dazzling world with cyborgised security services fighting terrorists hacking people’s brains

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Iranian Vampire Film

Claimedly the world’s first Iranian vampire film. Although not quite the case, this is an attention grabbing pitch. The film has the wonderfully haunted quality of a Nadja while inverting vampiric and Islamic imagery with sensational regard

Girlhouse (2014)

Girlhouse (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film in a College Dorm Porn House

Slasher film that comes with the interestingly original setting of a college dorm webcam porn site. Unfortunately, the film takes an awfully safe and tasteful route in delivering it

The Go-Go Boys: The Inside Story of Cannon Films (2014)

The Go-Go Boys (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cannon Films Documentary

A documentary about Cannon Films and legendary producers Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus. This one was authorised by Golan and Globus and makes interesting comparison to Electric Boogaloo

Goal of the Dead (2014)

Goal of the Dead (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombies and Soccer

Zombies and soccer! Ok? From co-director of the ferocious French zombie film The Horde, a rather entertaining effort that resembles something of Shaun of the Dead in its comedy approach

Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giant Monster Bash

A slightly different beast to its Japanese counterparts and an impressive revival of the series. Gareth Edwards, who made the excellent Monsters, delivers mass destruction on a mind-bogglingly vast scale in ways that approach painterly beauty

A Good Marriage (2014)

A Good Marriage (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Wife Discovers Her Husband is a Serial Killer/Stephen King Adaptation

Stephen King writes a screen adaptation of his own story about a wife who discovers that her husband is a serial killer. A strong premise that oddly misses most of the opportunities.

Goodnight Mommy (2014)

Goodnight Mommy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Boys Believe Their Mother Has Been Replaced

Effective and disturbing work about two boys who begin to think that someone else might have taken their mother’s place after she returns in bandages. The film reaches a particularly chill and nasty climax

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

A triumphal Marvel Comics adaptations that manages to mainline the spirit of the original Star Wars, while in in its wryly, self-deflating culture savvy suggesting a Star Wars rewritten by a 14 year-old Quentin Tarantino

The Guest (2014)

The Guest (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Stranger

Adam Wingard thriller about a sinister stranger who inveigles his way into a household. This does well playing off the handsomely polished charms of Dan Stevens, less well when it turns into an a left field action film

Halo Nightfall (2014)

Halo Nightfall (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogame Adaptation/Planetary Survival

At last a good film spun off from the Halo videogame (and produced Ridley Scott!). A harsh story of planetary survival as stranded soldiers fight to escape aboard a two-person ship

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014)

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014) poster
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Deformed Hillbilly Monster Hunter Comedy

A painfully unfunny endurance test created by star Kevon Ward centred around the deformed, imbecilic hillbilly he played at Halloween shows. The film is little more than people playing morons in silly voices

Hercules (2014)

Hercules (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Greek Mythological Hero's Ordinary Exploits

Dwayne Johnson starring Hercules film that just wants to be a big dumb cartoon without a brain cell in its body. This takes the interesting approach that Hercules was an ordinary man whose exploits were all down to PR

Hercules Reborn (2014)

Hercules Reborn (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythological Hero/Asylum Mockbuster

The Asylum’s offering amid the Hercules movie revival of 2014 – The Legend of Hercules and the Dwayne Johnson-starring Hercules. Those were ridiculed, while this rises to a level of averageness