The History of Time Travel (2014)

The History of Time Travel (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Time Travel Mockumentary

An ingenious mockumentary about the development of a time travel machine. This takes place as a ‘documentary’ discussing the invention but the cleverness is in seeing how small details keep changing in the background

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

After two bloated and over-padded Hobbit films, Peter Jackson finally gets it together and produces what everyone was expecting him to deliver, even if it means dragging one battle scene out to last an entire film

Holocaust Cannibal (2014)

Holocaust Cannibal (2014) poster
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Nazis vs Cannibals/Bad Taste Film

Bill Zebub is possibly the most offensive filmmaker at work today. This largely plotless film features topless Nazi women fighting cannibal tribes, giant bugs and a Bigfoot

Honeymoon (2014)

Honeymoon (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Backwoods Happenings

A newlywed couple head to a cabin in the woods for their honeymoon. This seems to be a traditional backwoods horror but instead travels into an increasingly unnerving and way out territory

Housebound (2014)

Housebound (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
New Zealand Haunted House Comedy

An NZ-made haunted house comedy that runs through a frenzied array of genre plot devices, a couple of minor jumps and some easy middle-of-the-road laughs leaving you feeling there should have been more to it

The Houses October Built (2014)

The Houses October Built (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Extreme Halloween Attractions

A Found Footage film with a camera crew searching Halloween attractions for the most extreme haunt only to find something else. The film has a certain effect where we are not entirely sure what is real

How to Save Us (2014)

How to Save Us (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Borderland Zone

Intensely mysterious film that resembles something of Stalker. This consists of a man venturing into a deserted Tasmania that has been taken over by spirit beings in search of his missing brother

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/World of Dragons

This is a film that leaves you in two minds – one that is constantly going wow at the animated artistry and detail before us; the other that is realising that this is yet another formula animated film

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Social Revolution

The third The Hunger Games film starts in with a more brooding complexity but with the book being split in two parts, the story feels more thinly drawn and comes to an abrupt end just when it starts to get interesting

The Hungover Games (2014)

The Hungover Games (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Parodies of Various Films

In the vein of the Scary Movies films, this offers the amusing idea of a mash-up between The Hunger Games and The Hangover where the characters are forced into a death match against characters from other media franchises

I Frankenstein (2014)

I Frankenstein (2014) poster
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Frankenstein Monster's Modern-Day War with Demons

An empty-headed work that seems entirely premised around the provision of CGI effects spectacle and actively resists engagement on any other level. A spectacularly ridiculous film in almost every way

I Origins (2014)

I Origins (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Scientific Research/Discovery of Unusual Connections

Mike Cahill’s follow-up to Another Earth, an intriguingly different work about how research into the human eye leads to a very unusual discovery. As much a relationship drama as SF

I Survived a Zombie Holocaust (2014)

I Survived a Zombie Holocaust (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak on the Set of a Zombie Film

A New Zealand-made entry into the zombie comedy stakes. This has the amusing idea of having a zombie outbreak occur during the shooting of a zombie film

In the Name of the King 3 (2014)

In the Name of the King 3 (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A Uwe Boll film that feels as though he didn’t cared about what he was making. You’d have to go back to the Italian sword-and-sorcery films of the 1980s to find a more shoddy work of epic fantasy

It Follows (2014)

It Follows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Sexually Transmitted Phantom

Undeniably effective horror about a deadly shapeshifting phantom that gets passed by sexual contact. Imagine Ring by way of a Larry Clark film. This creates rather good unsettlingly uncanny atmosphere

Jauja (2014)

Jauja (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
19th Century Explorers/Fantastic Journey

This starts out seeming like a non-fantastic drama about explorers in 19th Century Argentina. However, the film seems to disregard this and heads towards a bafflingly surreal and undeniably fascinating ending

Kiki’s Delivery Service (2014)

Kiki's Delivery Service (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Witch's Adventures

NOT the Hayao Miyazaki film but a live-action version based on the same books, made by Takashi Shimizu of the Jun-on/The Grudge films fame. Replicating Miyazaki in live-action is a futile endeavour

Killers (2014)

Killers (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Friendship Between Two Serial Killers

The second film from Indonesia’s Mo Brothers follows the internet friendship between a serial killer and another he decides to mentor in the ways of killing. The Mo’s take to the material with a dark relish

Kite (2014)

Kite (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Teenage Girl Vigilante

English language adaptation of an anime. The original was controversial for its copious sex and violence; here we get an anodyne action movie that is no more than The Punisher cast with a teenage girl

Lake Fear (2014)

Lake Fear (2014) poster
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Cabin in the Woods Horror

A cabin in the woods horror made with an ineptitude of execution. This sets out to rip off The Evil Dead but becomes one shock effect after another that runs into an incomprehensible mass like a bad nightmare

Last Shift (2014)

Last Shift (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted Police Station

A ghost story that borrows quite a few touches from Assault on Precinct 13 in its tale of a haunted police station. Director Anthony DiBlasi spends his time on accumulating atmosphere with considerable effectiveness

Late Phases (2014)

Late Phases (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Werewolf in a Retirement Village

A highly original treatment of werewolf themes that begins with the unique premise of ‘Werewolf in a Retirement Village’ and features a hero who is an aging blind man

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Wizard of Oz Sequel

Animated sequel to The Wizard of Oz that proved a charmless flop that misses the magic of the original by a mile. The familiar characters are run over with a gratingly modern sense of humour

The Lego Movie (2014)

The Lego Movie (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Adventures in the Lego Universe

How much fun can a film based around Lego characters be? A film that overflows with cleverness, wit and energy. The most fun is in the film’s creating a madcap mix-up of characters from different franchises

Let Us Prey (2014)

Let Us Prey (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Stranger/Supernatural Retribution

A rather effective effort about a Mysterious Stranger locked in a cell who proceeds to expose the dark secrets of everybody around him, before a completely whacked ending

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau (2014)

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Documentary About the Problem-Ridden Island of Dr Moreau Film

A compulsively watchable documentary about the making of the 1996 The Island of Dr Moreau and the bizarre stories of how the personalities and star egos made it into a cinematic train wreck

Lucky Bastard (2014)

Lucky Bastard (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Actor on a Porn Set Snaps

A smart and boundary pushing Found Footage film in which a regular joe wins a competition and is selected as an actor on a porn film only to be pushed to snapping point

Lucy (2014)

Lucy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drug Grants Enhanced Intelligence and Superpowers/Action Film

Luc Besson makes a preposterously entertaining work where drug mule Scarlett Johansson develops superhuman mental capabilities – sort of if you imagine Limitless reconceived as an action film

Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Prequel to Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Another in the early 2010s fad for fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasy films – in this case, a version of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty told from the viewpoint of the witch

Marshland (2014)

Marshland (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spanish Police Procedural/Serial Killer

A strong and tightly wound police procedural, not unreminiscent of the first season of True Detective. What makes the plot stand out is the beautifully desolate setting of the remote Spanish marshlands

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Maze Runner (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Adult/Maze World/Conceptual Breakthrough Story

One of the better among the current fad for Young Adult dystopian SF works post-The Hunger Games. This dispenses with dystopian Coming of Age stories and gives us a fascinating conceptual mystery even if the answers prove underwhelming

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Shark vs Giant Robot Shark

Third in The Asylum’s series of Mega Shark films where they borrow the Godzilla series’ idea of Mecha-Godzilla and pit the Mega Shark against a robot copy of itself. Here the Mega Shark series is starting to approach the entertaining silliness of their Sharknado films but still flounder amid tatty effects

Mercy (2014)

Mercy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Stephen King Adaptation/Sinister Grandmother

Modestly creepy adaptation of a Stephen King short story about a boy who realises that his grandmother is a witch who made a deal with a backwoods entity

The Midnight After (2014)

The Midnight After (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Last People on Earth

Reminiscent of The Quiet Earth, this concerns a bus of people who end up in a deserted Hong Kong, The film seems unsure whether it is comedy or drama, while it creates an intriguing mystery about what is happening only to leave it unanswered in a frustratingly abrupt ending

A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2014)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Shakespeare Adaptation/Fairy Enchantments

A filmed version of Julie Taymor’s staging of the Shakespeare play about fairt enchantments. Forget standard interpretations, Taymor opens the play up with an extraordinary visual flair

Miss Meadows (2014)

Miss Meadows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Perfectly Mannered and Polite Vigilante

There is an irresistible appeal to this film – Katie Holmes as a perfect, sweetly smiling Miss Manners dressed in Sunday Best who, in between correcting people’s manners and punctuation, is also a gun-toting vigilante in the best tradition of Charles Bronson

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014)

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Time-Travelling Dog Genius and His Son

DreamWorks animated film based on an old Rocky and Bullwinkle segment about a time-travelling genius dog and his adopted human son. This takes a relentlessly content-free approach to history that strips it down to no more than a series of giddy 3D slapstick gags for the single digit age groups

Mockingbird (2014)

Mockingbird (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Home Invasion Thriller

Bryan Bertino who made the impressive home invasion thriller The Strangers and this was his follow-up. This was held up so long in release that its originality has been rendered everyday by others milking the Found Footage genre

The Monkey King (2014)

Rating: ★★½
Epic Chinese Legend

Enjoyably colourful and silly retelling of the classic Chinese legend. This is one Wu Xia film that leaps aboard the CGI and 3D bandwagon to create a wildly fantastical airbrushed world that comes out resembling a flying swordsman film by way of Avatar

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)

Monsters: Dark Continent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien-Infested War Zone

This offers the expectation of a sequel to the sleeper hit of Monsters; what we instead get is not many monsters and a film about recruits in a Middle Eastern war zone. That said, you cannot deny that what we have is an undeniably well made film

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014)

Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A surprisingly good effort to emerge from the arena of fan-made Kickstarter funded filmmaking. Essentially, a group of fans have brought their mutual love of playing Dungeons and Dragons to life but the film, while low-budgeted, places a great deal of care into the characters and building of the world

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
Rating:
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

90210 Shark Attack (2014)

90210 Shark Attack (2014) poster
Rating:
Shark God Curse in Beverly Hills

This has to be the single worst killer shark film ever made and quite possibly the worst film of the 2010s. A shark film set in a Beverly Hills mansion where the nearest body of water is a swimming pool and where the appearance of the shark will reduce you to tears of laughter

Noah (2014)

Noah (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical Legend

Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the Biblical legend was mired in controversy. I can only applaud his decision to defy those who claim ownership of the story and set out to make an interesting film. Yet Noah remains an epic that never seems to quite fill the screen and a human drama that never quite comes to life

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Nosferatu with a Laugh Track/Deliberately Bad Film

Tony Watt, who gets my nomination as the world’s worst filmmaker, does the laughtrack trick of taking a film – in this case, the original Nosferatu – and running his usual inane sound effects and excruciating bad acting over the top

Nuoc 2030 (2014)

Nuoc 2030 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Vietnam Flooded by Climate Change

The novelty of the world’s first Vietnamese science-fiction film set in a future where many areas are underwater as a result of climate change. Much of this is a very dull film observing the day to day life of people affected but the SF elements intrude in occasionally interesting ways

The Nut Job (2014)

The Nut Job (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Heist Film

I went into this with zero expectations, expecting no more than a work of formula family entertainment and came out gently surprised. Essentially a talking cartoon animals variant on a heist plot, it does the formula likeably and with none of the relentless smart-ass cynicism of too many contemporaries

The One I Love (2014)

The One I Love (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Married Couple Encounter Mysterious Doppelgangers

Going by the title you could easily dismiss this as an indie relationship drama (as I initially did) but what we instead get is a fascinatingly cryptic doppelganger film where a couple go on a retreat only to encounter idealised versions of themselves who seem intent on stealing their lives

Open Windows (2014)

Open Windows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Internet Stalker and Surveillance Thriller

This Nacho Vigalondo film prefigured Unfriended with everything taking place on a computer screen. A far more adventurous film with a wildly entertaining plot about celebrity stalking

Ouija (2014)

Ouija (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Ouija Board Unleashes a Malevolent Spirit

Blumhouse horror film based around the Parker Brothers boardgame. Modern multiplex horror films don’t come more generic than this. On the other hand, you cannot deny that debuting director Stiles White creates some occasionally quite spooky moments, it’s just that the rest of the show comes entirely by the numbers

Over Your Dead Body (2014)

Over Your Dead Body (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Roles From a Play Haunt Their Actors' Lives

The most sustained film Takashi Miike has made in some time. In this case, he adapts Yotsuya Kaidan, the most famous of all Japanese ghost stories, which has been filmed multiple times, but rather than offer a straight telling also adds a layer where the story comes to replay itself among the actors in the play

Ow (2014)

Ow (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Alien Object

This begins fantastically well – the appearance of a mysterious alien object that paralyses everybody who looks upon it – only to take a major nosedive in its second act where we promptly realise that the filmmakers didn’t have a clue where to take the story after that

The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Serial Killer

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?

Paddington (2014)

Paddington (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Talking Bear

From the awful slapstick-heavy trailer, the prospects for this seem dismal – less Paddington Bear than a reprise of the live-action Yogi Bear. The finished result confounds expectation and the story of a small unassuming bear at large in the world comes full of considerable charm

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage Film/Possession

Less another sequel than a spinoff of the Paranormal Activity series, this takes place with Latino characters and in a whole different culture and socio-economic strata. While this gives the series a face change, everything else it feels like the shuffling of a well-worn deck of plot cards

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Body-Snatching Shapeshifting Parasites

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

Penguins of Madagascar (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Talking Animal Spy Capers

This spinoff from the Madagascar films is a lot more fun that I was anticipating – how could you dislike a film with John Malkovich as an octopus super-villain? Essentially cast as a spy parody, the film has a gonzo insanity that hits in with a manic delirium

Petals on the Wind (2014)

Petals on the Wind (2014) poster
Rating:
Flowers in the Attic Sequel

Sequel to the Lifetime channel adaptation of Virginia C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Attic. Andrews’ prolific output of Gothic melodramas are really the horror equivalent of daytime soap operas. Though marginally better, this drowns in the same stultifying blandness as its predecessor

The Pirate Fairy (2014)

The Pirate Fairy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Tinker Bell Adventure

Another of Disney’s Tinker Bell spinoff adventures. This has some slickly produced animation and does some occasionally cute pieces of fanservice that tie in to Peter Pan but is ultimately fantasy being produced for the single digit age groups

PK (2014)

PK (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Bollywood Film/Innocent Alien Visitor

Absolutely fascinating Bollywood venture into science-fiction. A comedic variant on the theme of the blankly innocent alien visitor trying to make sense of human culture, this has a daringly ambitious bite in tackling the topic of religion and delivering some sharply pointed barbs

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014)

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Talking Aircraft

The second of Disney’s spinoffs from Pixar’s Cars films featuring talking anthropomorphic planes. Like the first film, this is amiable and occasionally cute but lightweight. This is beginning to feel like a franchise that is spinning out thinning ideas solely for its own sake

Predestination (2014)

Predestination (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Time Paradox

An exceptional time travel film, one of the best to emerge in some time. Adapted from a classic Robert Heinlein story, the pleasure of the film all comes in seeing its twists and turns come together into the most ingenious temporal paradox ever conceived

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014) poster
Rating:
Zombie Film

The zombie film of the 2010s has become marked by a search for the most bizarre and incongruous title/conceptual mash-ups. True to its promise, the film pits several WWE wrestlers up against zombies, alas the creativity begins and ends with the mild amusement of the title concept

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

The Purge: Anarchy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Future That Permits One Night of Lawlessness

Slightly more interesting than its predecessor in that it takes the action out from gated communities into the streets, otherwise this offers just the same as The Purge – much in the way of heavy artillery and a patina of contemporary politics that have all the depth of a protest placard

Puzzle (2014)

Puzzle (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Sadism and Torture Games in a Japanese High School

This starts as a standard Japanese high school drama but takes a turn for the twisted where it doesn’t exactly venture into Saw territory but certainly somewhere that has taken inspiration from it. Alas, everything gets lost in a second half that is burdened by an excessively complicated and non-linear plot

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

The Quiet Ones (2014)

The Quiet Ones (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Parapsychological Experiment/"True Story"

Another offering from the revived Hammer Films. Like a few films of recent, this claims to be based on a true story – a parapsychological experiment conducted in the 1970s – but throws almost every detail out the window to substitute a well-worn bag of horror tricks

Radio Free Albemuth (2014)

Radio Free Albemuth (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Philip K. Dick Adaptation/Possible Messages from Aliens

Adaptation of an autobiographical Philip K. Dick book that he wrote in an attempt to make sense of a series of bizarre hallucinations, this long-rumoured film manages, despite a low-budget, to mainline the brain-twisting nature of Dick’s writing better than any other adaptation

Reality (2014)

Reality (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Surrealism/Blurring of Dream and Fiction

A film from Quentin Dupieux that comes in a series of quirky intersecting stories where the dreams and films different characters are watching/making keeping blurring together in mind-boggling ways

[Rec]4: Apocalypse (2014)

[Rec]4 Apocalypse (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Outbreak on a Ship

The fourth film in the [Rec] series. This abandons the Found Footage look but without it, all we have is just another zombie film, nevertheless this builds to an intensively gore-drenched climax

Repentance (2014)

Repentance (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Imprisonment Thriller

A film with identity disorder – the title and promotion makes it seem a revenge-action film only for it to conduct a number of strange doglegs and eventually arrive at a plot wherein life coach Anthony Mackie is tied up in the cellar by Forest Whitaker who feeds his inspirational lines back at him

Rio 2 (2014)

Rio 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Macaws

I hate the utterly formulaic films of Blue Sky Studios, the ones behind the endless Ice Age sequels. That said, this is one of their more enjoyable – despite a plot that is amazingly busy trying to reintroduce characters from the first film, the screen overflows with colourful exuberance

RoboCop (2014)

Robocop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Cop

I have to admit despite all the bad feeling for this, I liked it. While what went on in terms of the man inside the machine was cut and dried in the original, this has been shifted to give us a “the soul of Robocop” story . Moreover, the original’s biting satire of 1980s corporations and politics has been smartly updated to tackle some big 2010s issues

Robot Overlords (2014)

Robot Overlords (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Earth After Invasion by Alien Machines

While the title sounds like a cheesy faux B movie, this a surprisingly serious work. Taking undeniable influence from tv’s The Tripods , it is a YA work about the fight to free Earth following a machine invasion that proves far more entertaining than anything one expects of it

Rocks in My Pockets (2014)

Rocks in My Pocket (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animated Family History of Mental Illness

Forget about movie melodrama like A Beautiful Mind , this may be one of the best, most credible films about mental illness … Essentially a surreal animated family history of a Latvian animator, this distils some incredibly bleak anecdotal material with a wittily and biting incisive brilliance

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary's Baby (2014) poster
Rating:
Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

The Rover (2014)

The Rover (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Socially Collapsed Near Future

Impressive Australian film that recalls the Mad Max films. Rather than action spectacle, this feels like Mad Max as rewritten by Cormac McCarthy wherein a collapsed future echoes a beautifully written exploration of the soul of a man in a violent world

Scintilla (2014)

Scintilla (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Genetically Engineered Alien Hybrid Experiments

A modest effort that has studied well at the Ridley Scott school of people being stalked in the dark. The film produces a genuinely unearthly and alien creation. The main problem is that the film is severely underwritten and fails to do much after coming up with such an original creature

See No Evil 2 (2014)

See No Evil 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

The Soska Sisters make a sequel to the 2006 slasher film. You cannot help but think that a sequel to such an average film is the sisters batting well below their capabilities. The surprise is that in their hands the result follows such traditional genre patterns

The 7th Dwarf (2014)

The 7th Dwarf (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Adventures of the Seven Dwarves

German animated film about the adventures of Snow White’s Seven Dwarves. Lightweight and trivial, this feels like it has come along ten years too late to the fad for fairytale parodies and mash-ups we had in the mid-2000s with films like Shrek and Hoodwinked!